An Interview with Johnny DiLoretto about Mooch and Pinsky

Mooch and Pinsky: The Shocking Story of Two Comedy Legends will be performed at Shadowbox Live on Tuesday July 21st at 8pm. Tickets are $5 and are available @ www.shadowboxlive.org or at the door. Johnny DiLoretto was kind enough to answer a few questions from Colin G. about the show.

CG) You and Jimmy Mak go way back. Do you remember when you first met and what was the first idea you guys performed together in front of an audience?

JD) Yes, absolutely I remember the first time I met Jimmy. How could I forget? He was sporting one of those Michael Jackson red-leather Thriller jackets, a spiked mullet, and no pants. Hard to shake, really.

Jimmy and I were best friends and creative collaborators through high school and college and we made a hundred silly video sketches, but until Mooch and Pinsky, we'd never performed an entire show - that we conceived of - together on stage. This is kind of a silly dream come true. 

CG) Can you give a brief rundown on what Mooch and Pinsky is all about? 

JD) The basic idea behind the show is a theatrical mockumentary. Kind of like This is Spinal Tap, but done live on stage and about a comedy duo instead of a heavy metal band. Mooch and Pinsky were a 1950's comedy nightclub act that hit it big in Hollywood. They made three of the greatest comedy movies of the 60's then vanished. The show is a search for the answer to their mysterious disappearance - and also an excuse for me and Jimmy to dress in drag a couple times...

CG) So at what point did Mooch and Pinsky transform from an idea that sounded good after eleven cocktails to "Let's really do this thing?" Was there one moment when the idea became a reality?

JD) This is exactly the kind of idea Jimmy and I would have had when we were 19. We were drinking one night and kicking around the idea of doing a live mockumentary. Once we settled on that it was just a matter of figuring out the subject. Being Steubenville boys, we thought Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis seemed like a good jumping off point. 

CG) How difficult was it to decide on the names Mooch and Pinsky? Were there other names in the running?

JD) HA - great question. I think we sat around one evening and spent the better part of the night drinking and tossing around names. We wanted one Italian name and one Jewish name. Then we just started throwing them at each other until we started laughing. There were certainly other names in the running. Probably Poppatoozi and Bergman; Nippoli and Klein; Frappatelli and Gould... You get the picture. 

CG) How did you decide who got to be Mooch and who got to be Pinsky?

JD) We just kind of fell naturally into those two parts. The smooth Italian singer turned comedian fell to me; and the wound-up goofball went to Jimmy. But somewhere along the line they both turned ridiculous.  

CG) Does the show change each time you do perform or does it stay pretty close to your original draft? 

JD) This is only the second time we've ever done it. There are only a few tweaks between this and the first performance. But we love the idea. And plan to keep working on it to see where it goes. 

CG) Without giving away too much, do you have a personal favorite moment in the show that people should keep an eye out for?

JD) I definitely think drag turned out to be a surprise highlight of the show. There's a fun "interview" with Mooch's parents with me as the Italian mom that's a lot of fun. But later both of us play a pair of dancing sisters who used to open for Mooch and Pinsky and that bit gets out of hand pretty quickly.  

CG) Do you and Jimmy have any future/bigger plans for Mooch and Pinsky or do you take it on a show by show basis?

JD) A part of the show consists of seeing "clips" from the three Mooch and Pinsky films. We tried to make them look like zany B-comedies from the 60's, but we didn't have the time or resources to pull them off exactly like we wanted. I think that element of the show has a lot of potential -- seeing scenes from the movies, maybe old interviews with the duo, or seeing video from their live TV show, The Milk of Magnesia Comedy Hour.....

Truth be told, midway through writing this show last year we thought it might be a little too out there, but the audience got the concept and loved the characters. Some people even thought they were a real comedy team! So, I think the plan is to just keep pushing the concept forward and see how far we can take it. 

CG) Thanks for answering my questions and best of luck to Mooch and Pinsky.

JD) Thanks Colin! We appreciate the chance to shamelessly promote the show. By the way, tickets are only $5, so if it's abysmal just order a pizza. 

 

 

 

Thank You For Your Service and Sacrifice

Just this past week, my son went on his eight grade Washington D.C. trip.  He won an essay contest about patriotism & sacrifice and was chosen with three other students to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington Cemetery.  It was a once in a lifetime honor and I’m an extremely proud father.  Not just because he did this, but more so because he understands the significance.

As I watched video of my son laying the wreath on the Tomb, I thought about the soldier in that Tomb.  No one knows his name or where he’s from.  But also - somewhere there’s a father, mother, son, or daughter who is wondering if that is the remains of their Loved One in that Tomb.

The servicemen & women who have died for our country have given us a tremendous gift, but the loved ones that they’ve left behind have also sacrificed for the Red, White, and Blue.  They are wives who’ve struggled to raise a family as a single parent. They are sons and daughters who don’t have a father to cheer for them on the sidelines of a soccer game or a mother to nurture them and hold them when they cry.  They are dads who don’t get to walk their daughters down the aisle and moms that don’t get flowers from their sons on Mother’s Day.

There are families that have been able to bring their Loved One home and honor them in a military burial.  But there are those who have lost that have never recovered any remains.  All they have is a memory and the hope that one day, they’ll be found.

So this Memorial Day, before you baste that first chicken-wing with BBQ sauce on the grill, before the friends and family come over, and even before you ice the beer in the cooler - drop your head for a moment and remember our fallen soldiers.  Say a little thank you for their sacrifice.  And remember those that they’ve left behind.

 

Wal Ozello is the author of the science fiction time travel books, Assignment 1989 and Revolution 1990 and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.  He’s never served in the military, but is extremely grateful for the men and women who have served.

 

Eek. Mother's Day. - by Kellie Caldwell

Eek. Mother's Day. The holiday almost everyone forgets for those who lost their mothers. It is a bit of a club. You cannot understand the loss until it happens to you. Yes, you say you can sympathize but you, in no way, can empathize.

When my late mom passed away when I was in college, it was before Mother's Day. I remember sitting at a table in my sorority house for breakfast one day. Everyone was talking about their moms, the day, and what gifts to give their moms. I sat there. Nada. No mention my mom died twenty days earlier. I recall mumbling, "I do not like Mother's Day." I probably said hate, but my late mom forbade us from using the word hate or using slang.

Mother's Day was tough for twenty years. No joke. She missed my college graduation, my heartbreaks, my move to Atlanta, my job promotions, my pets I adopted, my cars, my homes, my future husband, my wedding, our three failed adoption agencies, my miscarriage, our other ivf trials, LP finally finding us, LP's baptism, and dealing with a year-long adoption trial.

I am now a teacher, just like she was. I am a mother, just like she was. I live out West, as she always wanted to do. I carry on her traditions: cheese fondue in front of the Christmas tree, Mass, annual Christmas ornaments for LP and our nephew, among many others.

I think of her every day. My entire being no longer aches. I do not feel her presence like I used to but I miss her nonetheless. She rarely visits me in my dreams. I know she is gone yet she makes an appearance now and then to have lunch in my dreams. I ache for more of those dreams.

After eleven years of trying to become a mother, I gave up and our adorable son "LP" found us. She brought him to us. He is chatty and social. He is just like her. We call him the mayor because he is definitely not shy. I was a quiet child with my mom constantly shoving me toward a cashier to buy a candy bar saying, "Be assertive!" LP is total payback. I cannot, I repeat, cannot go anywhere without him talking to absolutely everyone. Touche, Mom.

At any rate, after 21 years without my mom, and being a new mom myself, Mother's Day is okay for me now. May I have a moment with my ipod and cry? Sure. All of us in the "club" will probably do so. Husbands, please let us have that moment. Ten minutes of crying in the shower or bath will make it a better day. Motherless daughters deserve at least ten minutes on Sunday. Please let us have it. It is healthy and normal. Thank you.

Happy Mother's Day to all who have lost their moms. Although they are gone, they still deserve honor on Sunday. Xo.

 

Kellie Caldwell wrote the acclaimed blog "I Should Have Had 10 of You". Click here to read the first entry.

She is also Colin's Gawel's sister.

Music in the Round Almost Sold Out! Saturday March 7th @ Via Vecchia Winery

One of the fringe benefits of owning a small coffee shop is being kept up to date on many of the cool events happening around town by our knowledgeable customers. As luck would have it, this morning while it was still dark, underground music mover Erin Corrigan informed me that this year's Music in the Round event was a mere 18 tickets away from being a sellout. Again. Wow! Who says people don't support local music? With a doozy of a line-up featuring Happy Chichester, Josh Krajcik, Jared Mahone and Counterfeit Madison, it's no wonder seats are scarce.

I was fortunate to play a Music in the Round event a couple of years ago, and let me tell you, the vibe at the Via Vecchia Winery was one of the coolest I had ever been a part of. But don't take my word for it, move your ass going and get those tickets pronto at Musicintheround.com

Proceeds to benefit Rafiki AIDS Orphanage, Troubadour Performing Art Center, and the Cap Square Rotary Foundation.  - Colin G.

Must-see Jerry Lee Lewis Documentary Helps Explain My Questionable Decision Making - by Colin G.

January and February are really hard times for a small business like Colin's Coffee. Holiday credit binges are coming due and people just do not like to venture out in the cold, snowy weather. This is the time of year to tighten the belt, save your pennies and eat lots of cheap, tasty Sam's Club pasta with bottom-shelf red sauce warmed up in the microwave....at least for me anyway. 

Time to hunker down and just grind out some.....RING    RING    RING. 

"Colin, wake up,  Biggie is on the phone….."

"Uh, what, ok, yeah…..What? Is somebody dead? Why are you calling so late?"

"Jerry Lee Lewis is playing a Mississippi casino in nine days. There are only thirty tickets left. We have to go and we need to decide now. Are you in or are you out? I need to know right now. It's going to sell out any second. I will drive. It's The Killer for chrissakes. We saw Little Richard but we have never seen Chuck. We could make this happen. It's only 750 miles away. Come on, tickets are down to 23. We HAVE to do this. It's Jerry Lee Lewis….."

Are you in or are you out?

(cue dream sequence to this documentary…)

Jerry Lee Lewis - arrogant, opinionated & unquestionably the Real Deal. His music - uncompromising, self-assured & rooted deep in the sounds & culture of the Southern States of the USA. His personal life - full of both success & excess, in equal measure. All set alight by some of that Old Time Religion.

I'm broke, I'll have to find somebody to cover the shop and Owen has basketball that weekend but…I'm in. Damn you, Biggie. Damn you and Jerry Lee straight to hell. Pick me up at 3pm on Friday.

Click here for details on where to meet up. for the Watershed tour stop in Memphis.

 

 

Watershed Drinking Tour Stop in Memphis January 31st / February 1st.

For immediate release: Watershed has announced a two-stop Mississippi Delta tour for the weekend of January 31st in Memphis, Tennessee. Fans of the book Hitless Wonder are familiar with the groundbreaking "Drinking Tour" concept first pioneered by the band in 2012. The "Drinking Tour" allows fans to interact with the band without all the hassle and noise of an actual performance. If you would like to actually see the band live, click here for a pro shot full concert. on Youtube.

Saturday January 31st Watershed guitarist Colin Gawel, along with legendary road manager Mike "Biggie" McDermott, will be making a 7 pm appearance at Sam's Town Casino in Tunica, Mississippi. The exact location is TBA, but expect them to be at a bar near the River Palace Entertainment Complex where later that same evening they will be attending a performance by Jerry Lee Lewis. Click here for details on the show. 

Sunday February 1st Biggie and Colin will be joined by roadie extraordinaire and rock historian Ricki C. at the fabulous Buccaneer Lounge (1368 Monroe Ave, Memphis, TN 38104 Click here for more info). The event is scheduled to begin at 5 pm or whenever they finish touring Graceland earlier that day.   

Conversation topics expected to be covered over the weekend include: Sun Studio, Dewey Phillips, Stax Records, Big Star, Cheap Trick, Elvis, Jerry Lee crashing into Graceland, Watershed crashing into Dash Rip Rock's van in Memphis, BBQ, Mike Conely is a bad ass, Cheap Trick again, the Memphis Yellow Fever epidemic, where are we going to watch the Super Bowl?, Biggie's under-inflated balls and much more. 

Admission to both events is free though fans are encouraged to buy drinks and/or chocolate milk (Ricki) for band members. They will be happy to sign any Watershed-related records, CD's, or books. 

If you missed September's Watershed drinking tour stop in St. Paul, Minnesota, you missed a great time with Joe Oestreich and Mike "Biggie" McDermott. Don't miss this one. See you on historic Beale Street.

details at watershedcentral.com   or follow @colingawel on Twitter.