Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, the final chapter: Movies 342-366

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to, here is part se7enteen of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341, 342-366, Index

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

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Wild Tales (2014) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: María Marull, Julieta Zylberberg, Ricardo Darín
writer/director: Damián Szifrón

Six short stories. Six vengeful hearts.  

Every segment surprises in some way.

double feature pairing: V/H/S

343
Dogtooth (2009) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Christos Stergioglou, Angeliki, Papoulia, Hristos Passalis
director: Yorgos Lanthimos

Every parent wants to protect their child. These parents take it to an extreme that no one has ever seen.

Much like Lanthimos’ The Lobster earlier this year, Dogtooth teaches you its world logic by letting you live in it, to fill in the spaces and put the pieces together yourself. What a strange place it is.

double feature pairing: Upstream Color

344
Slash (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Michael Johnston, Hannah Marks, Michael Ian Black
writer/director: Clay Liford

Neil is a teenager unsure where he fits in social circles or on the Kinsey scale. His slash-fiction catches the attention of a fellow student and the administrator of a fan fiction convention.

The story paints itself into some messy corners and doesn’t take an easy way out. I appreciate it for that reason. Overall, it’s fine.

watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower instead

345
The Infiltrator (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Bryan Cranston, John Leguizamo, Diane Kruger
director: Brad Furman

Based on the true story of customs agent Robert Mazur’s exposure of a Columbian money laundering operation.

A familiar movie subject that isn’t presented in a particularly interesting way.

watch Donnie Brasco instead

346
The Silence (2010) ★ ★ ★
stars: Ulrich Thomsen, Wotan Wilke Möhring, Sebatian Blomberg
director: Baran bo Odar

The bike of a missing girl is found in the exact spot where a girl was murdered twenty-three years earlier.

Grim, to say the least. It’s an exploration of obsession that ends on an odd note of humanity.

double feature pairing: Little Children

347
A Field in England (2013) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Julian Barratt, Peter Ferdinando, Michael Smiley
director: Ben Wheatley

A 17th-century alchemist enlists the help of war deserters to search for a treasure he believes buried in a field. …in England.

Like Dogtooth, there isn’t much spelled out for you at the jump. And when things go sideways, you might say to yourself, “Buh?” But when all is said and done, it’s a fantastic story.

“Warning: This film contains flashing images and stroboscopic sequences.” Luckily for one woman, Mary Hart’s voice is nowhere to be heard.

double feature pairing: Event Horizon

348
Rogue One (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Ben Mendelsohn
director: Gareth Edwards

From one throwaway line in Star Wars, a movie is born. Now we get to see how those rebels got their space mitts on the Death Star blueprints, paving the way to the Alliance’s first major strike against the galactic Empire.

There’s some really good stuff here. Some badass Vader action. Some questionable devices in the third act. And the final few moments visually present one narrative while logic says otherwise. I’ve worked it out in a way that I’m fine with. It could be a little neater.

At the end of the space day, it’s still a Star Wars movie with the Death Star in it. There aren’t as many winks to the franchise as The Force Awakens had, but we are still playing on familiar ground. I’m waiting for Episode VIII to tell me if we are ever going to move on into uncharted territory.

double feature pairing: Star Wars

349
Compulsion (1959) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Dean Stockwell, Bradford Dillman, Orson Welles
director: Richard Fleischer

Rope is one of my favorite Alfred Hitchcock movies. It was based on a play that was inspired by the murder trial of Nathan Leopold Jr. and Richard Loeb. Rope took a philosophical angle at the material, focusing on the men’s reasoning for murder. Compulsion took the more traditional thriller route: murder > investigation > trial.

While Rope changed nearly everything about events, Compulsion kept to most every detail, except for the names. Those were changed out of fear of lawsuit from the surviving killer. I was surprised to learn that the defense attorney was Clarence Darrow. His impassioned closing argument saved the killers from a death sentence.

double feature pairing: Inherit the Wind

350
Gangster No. 1 (2000) ★ ★.5
stars: Malcolm McDowell, Paul Bettany, David Thewlis
director: Paul McGuigan

The rise and fall of a gangster is told in flashback so Malcolm McDowell could be cast for the present timeline and to provide narration. Everyone else plays their older and younger selves.

There a familiarity to this kind of kinetic energy now, but there are also some really interesting moments, too.

watch Layer Cake instead

351
They Only Kill Their Masters (1972) ★ ★ ★
stars: James Garner, Katherine Ross, Hal Holbrook
director: James Goldstone

A woman is found dead. Her dog is accused of the murder. Open and shut. Nothing to see here.

I think what I like most about this movie is that James Garner’s character is kinda put off being sheriff of a small town. He shows aptitude for the job at times, but he thinks he’s above everyone.

There are some odd elements that make it more interesting than it should be. The 30-second PSA about how gasoline is used to make household disinfectants. The actor playing the killer must have been more famous at the time, as the face was awkwardly obscured until the final reveal. They were really going for that Robert Loggia moment. And there’s a running gag about the sheriff taking his vacation in Los Angeles because he wanted to get laid.

double feature pairing: Snatch

352
The Cocoanuts (1929) ★ ★ ★
stars: The Marx Brothers
director: Robert Florey, Joseph Santley

353
Horse Feathers (1932) ★ ★ ★
stars: The Marx Brothers
director: Norman McLeod

I’d never seen a Marx Brothers movie. I’ve now seen two. I think I’ve got it.

This is if-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it variety show moviemaking. There’s a very loose narrative on which to hang some jokes. There’s singing. Harpo plays a harp (who knew every song sounds the same when played on a harp?). Chico plays the piano.

They are worthy of appreciation. A good number of the jokes are still funny. There’s some great physical humor. They could have varied the song selection. Like, maybe not perform the same song multiple times.

You should see at least one of their movies if you haven’t already. Do you like dance numbers? Watch The Cocoanuts. Would you like to be spared the dancing and fifteen minutes? Horse Feathers is for you.

double feature pairing: The Three Stooges

354
The Keeper of Lost Causes (2013) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Nikolaj Lie Kaas, Fares Fares, Sonja Richter
director: Mikkel Nørgaard

A problem child detective is put in charge of the cold case department. He and his new partner look to make a difference.

Based on a series of novels, this Danish serial skips TV in favor of the big screen (not here, mind you). It’s a boilerplate thriller with an ordinary third act. The points of interest, however, are the two main characters. They play off each other well. The problem child detective’s reason for looking into the first case makes me laugh: he thinks the officer who closed the case is a terrible cop, so surely he missed something.

double feature pairing: Se7en

355
Solace (2015) ★ ★
stars: Anthony Hopkins, Abbie Cornish, Colin Farrell
director: Afonso Poyart

While we’re in template world, here’s a story about a psychic working with the FBI to track a serial killer.

There’s something good in the last half and the ultimate resolution, and there’s something bad on the road getting there.

watch Next instead

356
Little Sister (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Addison Timlin, Ally Sheedy, Keith Poulson
director: Zach Clark

Former goth and current nun-to-be, Colleen has been avoiding contact with her family. When she learns her brother has come home from the hospital, she decides to do the same. …not the hospital part, just the going home part. You got that, right?

It’s a nice story of a dysfunctional family on the mend.

double feature pairing: Killing Them Softly

357
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Emile Hirsch, Brian Cox, Ophelia Lovibond
director: André Øvredal

Two coroners try to understand why a corpse, clearly dead and internally traumatized, shows no signs of external physical damage.

Apart from the few times when the dialogue perfectly nails down an explanation of the weird happenings, this is a really good episode of The Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt.

double feature pairing: Night Shift

358
Black Christmas (1974) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder, John Saxon
director: Bob Clark

There’s a killer Christmas stalking the women of a sorority.

Predating Halloween and When a Stranger Calls by four and five years respectively, Black Christmas is the forgotten pioneer of horror. Maybe it didn’t get its due because none of the kills are shown, just the bodies. This makes one of the deaths particularly chilling.

There are plenty of tense and (intentionally) funny moments. Margot Kidder is great.

double feature pairing: Rare Exports

359
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi, Marshall Menes
writer/director: Ana Lily Amirpour

Sometimes vampires are lonely.

It’s an new take on the vampire story.

double feature pairing: What We Do in the Shadows

360
Manchester by the Sea (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Casey Affleck, Lucas Hedges, Michelle Williams
writer/director: Kenneth Lonergan

When a sad man returns home to bury his brother, he learns he is the only one left to provide for his nephew.

The less said about the plot particulars the better. Flashbacks play like triggered memories. Michelle Williams isn’t in it much, but there is a scene… well, it’s the reason you hire Michelle Williams.

double feature pairing: Next of Kin

361
Fences (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Denzel Washington, Viola Davis, Stephen Henderson
director: Denzel Washington

A black man in the 1950s raises a family as he fights ghosts, struggles with the tipped scale of equality and righteously casts upon others.

Originally a play, it still sounds like a play. There doesn’t seem to have been much effort to change the rhythm or content of the dialogue. There’s an adjustment period to sync the two mediums. I’m figure the content was more important to the filmmakers than altering the powerful story to a more cinematic look.

It’s dense. It’s intense. It’s exhausting. In a good way.

double feature pairing: American Buffalo

362
The City of Lost Children (1995) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Ron Perlman, Daniel Emilfork, Judith Vittet
directors: Marc Caro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet

In a world askew from our own, a man steals the drams of children to slow his aging.

Incredibly visual. It was a marvel to watch.

double feature pairing: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

363
Airport (1970) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Burt Lancaster, Dean Martin, Jean Seberg
director: George Seaton

It’s takes a special kind of person to manage an airport. This is just one day.

I expected my extensive knowledge of Airplane! would distract me from paying attention to this. Far from it. Thirty minutes into it, I had no idea where the story was going. A plane taxied into a snow bank, so a special guy had to be called. There was a protest about the use of Runway 22 that disturbed a local neighborhood. An elderly stowaway was caught and interrogated about her methods of sneaking into a plane. There’s a guy making a bomb. And the personal relationships of the flight crew and airport management. The movie was less thriller and more like a late night TV soap, like Hotel or Dallas. For a movie rated G, there was a lot of talk about abortion.

Anyway, I liked it, even though the protesters’ story line disappeared. Maybe that’s something the sequels address.

double feature pairing: Die Hard 2

364
The Future (2011) ★ ★.5
stars: Miranda July, Hamish Linklater, David Warshofsky
writer/director: Miranda July

The adoption of a cat leads Jason and Sophie to reassess their lives together.

It’s not often someone finds a unique way of presenting a break-up movie. I didn’t find it too entertaining as I watched, but I did think about it for a couple days.

watch The One I Love instead

365
Iris (2014) ★ ★ ★
stars: Iris Apfel
director: Albert Maysles

The personality of Iris Apfel is on full display. Her fashion is a bit much for my taste. However, her importance in the design world, even in her 90s, is immeasurable.

double feature pairing: The September Issue

366
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) ★ ★ ★
stars: Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Aidan Quinn
director: Susan Seidelman

A housewife finds herself in a crazy case of mistaken identity and amnesia.

It’s a fun blast from the past I was on board with until she bumps her head and forgets who she is. Then, when she bumps her head again, she remember who she is as well as everything she’d done since the first bump. Whatever. It’s enjoyable.

double feature pairing: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Counters:
366/366 movies
54/52 movies directed by women

TOP THREE

Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, part se7enteen: Movies 315-341

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to, here is part se7enteen of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341, 342-366, Index

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

315
Odd Thomas (2013) ★ ★ ★
stars: Anton Yelchin, Addison Timlin, Willem Dafoe
director: Stephen Sommers

A short-order cook is able to see demons that walk among us. He is our only chance for survival against an attack from Hell.

The script is overly chatty. Heavily narrated, it feels like the CW show iZombie in the way it often recaps what has happened and what is going to happen and what is happening. Normally that would be a problem, but the movie is breezy and fun.

double feature pairing: Men in Black

316
The African Queen (1951) ★ ★.5
stars: Humphrey Bogart, Katherine Hepburn
director: John Huston

At the dawn of World War One, a drunk riverboat captain and a missionary decide to attack a German warship.

I can see how this movie was influential in the romance/adventure genre. Maybe I prefer the more contemporary takes, because I couldn’t find a care for this.

watch Romancing the Stone instead

317
What’s Up, Doc? (1972) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Barbara Streisand, Ryan O’Neal, Madeline Kahn
director: Peter Bogdanovich

Four identical suitcases usher in a wacky screwball comedy. Yes, pies are thrown.

There’s some really funny stuff here. The dialogue has a great rhythm.

double feature pairing: Foul Play

318
Sugar (2008) ★ ★ ★.5
Algenis Perez Soto, André Holland, Michael Gaston
directors: Anna Boden, Ryan Flack

The American Dream is within reach for a Dominican baseball player called to the States to play professionally.

It's the kind of sports story you don’t hear about. How a person adapts to culture differences and language barriers is just as important as his talent.

double feature pairing: El Norte

319
Warcraft (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster
director: Duncan Jones

A war between ogres and humans, overloaded with CGI, couldn’t be as bad as the reviews say, could it?

It’s a good story that ends with a shrug. There is no true resolution because the arrogance of Franchise Hollywood expects sequels. Threads are dangled for the next movie(s) to pick up, but I’m not sure it did well enough to allow another one to be made.

I can think of only one example where movie arrogance was correct in expecting more and yet the potential franchise was left to wallow in the one-off bin…

watch Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins instead

320
Oasis: Supersonic (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Noel Gallagher, Liam Gallagher
director: Mat Whitecross

Within three years Oasis went from playing to nearly no one to selling out a field that held a quarter of a million people. The documentary is jammed with old footage and stories of debauchery, sibling rivalry, and rock & roll.

double feature pairing: Warrior

321
Fish Tank (2009) ★ ★ ★
stars: Katie Jarvis, Michael Fassbender, Kierston Wareing
writer/director: Andrea Arnold

At fifteen, Mia’s life isn’t the greatest. She has a plan. Her mom has a new boyfriend.

The “wrong side of the tracks” setting is brutal in its routine of mischief and rage. The pacing and runtime is a little brutal, too. And yet, I don’t think the last third would have the same impact if that time wasn’t spent.

double feature pairing: Fresh

322
Yoga Hosers (2016) ★.5
stars: Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp
writer/director: Kevin Smith

Two Canadian convenience store clerks stumble onto a dormant evil, eh.

Look, I knew this wasn’t going to be good. I still have a soft spot for Kevin Smith. He wanted to make a movie with his daughter. He was able to do that. So he did. I chuckled a few times and was amused by a subtly absurd visual gag. But even on the sliding scale of Kevin Smith movies, this is shockingly bad.

watch Strange Brew instead

323
The Jungle Book (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Neel Sethi, Ben Kingsley, Bill Murray
director: Jon Favreau

It’s like the original Disney cartoon, except it’s drawn much better and there’s a real boy running around.

I liked it a lot. It felt more dangerous and threatening than the story I’m used to. The songs are gone except for “The Bare Necessities,” which was incorporated very well into the story, and “I Wanna Be Like You,” which was not. “Trust in Me” was dispatched to play over the end credits. And… there aren’t any other songs, are there? Well, never mind, then. The songs are still there, except for “Trust in Me,” which was played over the end credits.

double feature pairing: Gorillas in the Mist

324
Frida (2002) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Salma Hayek, Alfred Molina, Mía Maestro
director: Julie Taymor

The life and pain and art of Frida Kahlo is incredibly presented Julie Taymor and Salma Hayek.

double feature pairing: All That Jazz

325
Miss Stevens (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Lily Rabe, Timothée Chalamet, Lili Reinhart
director: Julia Hart

Miss. Stevens takes three of her students on the road to a drama competition.

Let’s not argue about the reality of a drama competition. For this purpose, it exists. What works here are the relationships between the teacher and her students, one of whom is a little too in to her.

double feature pairing: Summer School

326
Mistress America (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Greta Gerwig, Lola Kirke, Matthew Shear
director: Noah Baumbach

When Tracy contacts her stepsister-to-be, she quickly falls into the slipstream of her personality and energy.

It’s always a treat to watch Greta Gerwig. It sorta settles into a stage play for a while. I found that interesting.

double feature pairing: The End of the Tour

327
Lights Out (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Teresa Palmer, Gabriel Bateman, Maria Bello
director: David F. Sandberg

The monster comes out when the lights go out.

It’s a pretty good horror trip, despite the plentiful jump scares. It’s also an effective story of depression. So much so that some took issue with the resolution. The A.V. Club spoke to the director about the ending. It’s an interesting look into how test audiences can factor into a movie’s final cut. Read the article HERE. Obviously, spoilers.

double feature pairing: 30 Days of Night

328
The Best Offer (2013) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Geoffrey Rush, Jim Sturgess, Sylvia Hoeks
writer/director: Giuseppe Tornatore

An auctioneer is hired to appraise the estate of an heiress who refuses to be physically seen.

It’s a pretty good mystery that’s fueled by obsession and desire.

double feature pairing: Trance

329
Always Shine (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Mackenzie Davis, Caitlin Fitzgerald
director: Sophia Takal

Two friends take a weekend away from the grind of Hollywood. Beth is on the verge of stardom as Anna struggles with perceptions and expectations of an actress that reach beyond the set into everyday living.

The direction and script expertly toy with reality and identity without resorting to a cheap trick.

double feature pairing: 9 to 5

330
The Place Beyond the Pines (2012) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendes
director: Derek Cianfrance

A carney takes to robbing banks to provide for his new child.

There is a compelling crime story here, but the movie’s power lies with its portrayal of father and son relationships.

double feature pairing: Synecdoche, New York

331
Stories We Tell (2012) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: The Polley Family
director: Sarah Polley

Sarah Polley’s mom died with a secret.

An incredible documentary of a family trying to re-frame their history. Sarah Polley does an amazing job visualizing perception.

double feature pairing: Ghost Story

332
Uncle Nick (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Brian Poeshn, Paget Brewster, Melia Renee
director: Chris Kasick

It’s Christmas time! Look out, kids! Outrageous Uncle Nick is coming for dinner!

Or at least that’s the crude comedy that the marketing team wants you to think it is. It isn’t without adult situations and crude humor, but it’s no Bad Santa. There’s more character.

The disastrous Christmas dinner unfolds in tandem with Uncle Nick’s recounting dime-a-beer night, a misguided attempt by the Cleveland Indians to boost game attendance. It’s a questionable narrative device with a lovely payoff.

double feature pairing: Major League

333
Blue Jay (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Mark Duplass, Sarah Paulson
director: Alex Lehmann

Two high school ex-sweethearts coincidentally bump into each other as they visit their hometown 20 years later.

If you’ve seen a Duplass Brothers production, you know what you are getting: an outline of a story with largely improvised dialogue. It’s a formula that isn’t always paydirt. This effort has some rough patches to get through. There are some sweet moments too.

double feature pairing: Diner

334
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) ★.5
stars: Zac Efron, Adam Devine, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza
director: Jake Szymanski

Two bros need respectable dates for their sister’s wedding. They think they found a couple to suit their need. What are female bros called?

I don’t know. The movie is pretty bad. I wonder how much of the script read: [actors riff].

watch Wedding Crashers instead

335
The Eyes of My Mother (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Kika Magalhes, Diana Agostini, Olivia Bond
writer/director: Nicolas Pesce

Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheEyesOfMyMother In their secluded farmhouse, a mother, formerly a surgeon in Portugal, teaches her daughter, Francisca, to understand anatomy and be unfazed by death. One afternoon, a mysterious visitor horrifyingly shatters the idyll of Francisca's family life, deeply traumatizing the young girl, but also awakening some unique curiosities.

My mom said Cujo was scary because it was something that could really happen. That’s how I feel about this. It is horrific.

double feature pairing: Prisoners

336
Frank & Lola (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Michael Shannon, Imogen Poots, Justin Long
writer/director: Matthew Ross

Frank and Lola meet. Frank and Lola begin an intense relationship. Frank gets weird.

For a movie called Frank & Lola, there’s not much focus on Lola’s perspective. It’s very much the story of Frank’s jealously and obsession. Only the beautiful final shot hints there was another story to be told.

Michael Shannon is great, as usual. I think this is the third movie that featured Imogen Poots this year. The kid's on a good run.

double feature pairing: Punch-Drunk Love

337
Christine (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Rebecca Hall, Michael C. Hall, Tracy Letts
director: Antonio Campos

Based on the true story of a local TV reporter’s struggle with depression and the troubling direction of rewarding sensationalist news reporting.

Rebecca Hall is amazing. The story is gut-wrenching.

double feature pairing: Broadcast News

338
Nocturnal Animals (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon
director: Tom Ford

An art dealer receives a copy of her ex-husband’s new novel, the contents of which cause her to reexamine their relationship.

Talk about a tale of two movies. The real world of the art dealer is so goddamned boring. Lot of style and very mopey. The fictional world of the novel is so fucking good. Vibrant and one of the best revenge flicks out there. Every time the movie snapped back to the real world, I was sad. As the movie rolls on, lines between the two are blurred and the ending made the boring bits worth it.

double feature pairing: Stay

339
For the Love of Spock (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: folks talkin’ ‘bout Leonard Spock
director: Adam Nimoy

A documentary about Mr. Spock began production to commemorate Star Trek’s television premiere 50 years ago. Leonard Nimoy died before it was finished, so they added more about the man who wore the ears.

It’s a total shine. Nowhere is it mentioned that Leonard Nimoy hated being called Spock for a time. There are veiled mentions that he and his son, the movie’s director, didn’t get along for years. His alcoholism didn’t seem much of a problem to kick. There seemed to have been a divorce at some point. AND not even a passing mention of his work on Fringe! So, if it wasn’t related to Star Trek or a glowing sentiment, mum’s the word.

Still, it’s nice. Some good stories.

double feature pairing: Galaxy Quest

340
Office Christmas Party (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T.J. Miller
directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck

What better way to woo a company-saving client than to invite him to the most insane Christmas party ever?!

A lot of funny people. Not a lot of funny jokes.

watch Christmas Vacation instead

341
The Good Neighbor (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: James Caan, Logan Miller, Keir Gilchrist
director: Kasra Farahani

Two teens decide to make their elderly neighbor think his house is haunted and film his reaction. The outcome is not what they expected.

I didn’t know what to expect. I’m not a fan of movies shot like “found footage,” but the movie moves between a “found footage” and conventional style. It's works. It’s an interesting story, and I’ll leave it at that.

double feature pairing: The ‘Burbs

Counters:
341/366 movies (13 movies off pace)
51/52 movies directed by women

TOP THREE

Deadly Serious Fun - Five Scenes From "The Kids Are Alright" You Will See In No Other Rock Documentary, Ever - by Ricki C.

For ten years, from 2000 to 2010, I served first as a roadie and then as road manager for Hamell On Trial: a solo acoustic force-of-nature whom I described – and at times introduced onstage – as “A four-man punk band rolled into one bald, sweaty guy.”  The very first rock & roll conversation Ed Hamell and I ever had when I opened for him at Little Bothers in 1998 was about how we saw The Who three weeks apart back in 1969 as high school boys – me a senior in Columbus, Ohio; him a  sophomore in Syracuse, New York.  We both agreed unequivocally that it was the greatest rock & roll show we had ever seen.  We both agreed unequivocally that The Who in 1969 was rock & roll’s most perfect organism EVER, and that all of our musical standards of professionalism were based on that band, and those four men: Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, John Entwistle & Keith Moon.

I stand by that assertion to this day.  The Who – from sometime in 1968 when Pete Townshend started to write Tommy, to sometime in 1973 before Quadrophenia came out – were, quite simply, the greatest rock & roll band of all time.  I say this with apologies to my dear friend Jim Johnson – The Rolling Stones have been a great band for a good many decades – and my good friend Chris Clinton – Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band have been the world’s greatest rock & roll band from 1978 until sometime last week – but neither of them of are as good as The Who were at their 1972 peak, when they wrote & recorded Who’s Next.

And this movie – The Kids Are Alright – is a true testament to that band.

Five scenes from The Kids Are Alright that you will see in no other rock documentary EVER:

1)    A little perspective: The opening segment in The Kids Are Alright, The Who’s appearance on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour on September 15th, 1967, came three months after the June 1st release of The Beatles’ “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” ruined the concept of FUN in rock & roll and made everything DEADLY SERIOUS.  The Smothers Brothers really had their hearts in the right place – attempting to bring a little bit of the counter-culture to white-bread Sunday night television – and this night, bringing The Who in all their anarchic, gear-smashing glory to National Commercial television when there were still only three channels, they succeeded.  Deadly serious fun.  Keith overloads his blast-powder in the bass drum and in the ensuing explosion Pete’s hair gets singed, he loses some of his hearing, you can hear the audience GASP, Bette Davis faints backstage, and Keith gets knocked cold.  I was literally stunned, staring open-mouthed at the TV as this performance transpired.  I had always kinda liked The Who, now it was Luv, L-U-V.
 
2)    The short segment of Keith throwing his “Pictures Of Lily” drum kit into the audience (and, by the way, the audience THROWING THEM BACK) took place not at the “My Generation” smashing-the-gear-at-the-end-of-the-show finale of the August 6th, 1968, appearance at the Boston Music Hall, it took place THREE SONGS INTO THE SET, when an obviously, let’s say “over-exuberant” Keith Moon lost track of where The Who were in the show and started to forcefully dismantle his kit.  The show had to be stopped, the roadies had to regain all of the gear and reassemble the drum kit so the show could resume.  Deadly serious fun.

3)    The grainy black & white footage from some British teen program in 1966 when Pete Townshend opines – apropos of the musical quality of The Beatles – “When you hear the backing tracks of The Beatles without their voices, they’re flippin’ lousy.”  Again, a little historical perspective for the rock & roll youngsters: If you were a rock musician in 1966, you didn’t go on English television and badmouth The Beatles.  Deadly serious fun.        

4)    The compendium of gear-smashing sequences that flows from the Monterey Pop Festival appearance by the boys in 1967.  This is not play-acting.  This is not Kiss smashing a plywood guitar at the end of “The Act” after they were raking in millions from The Rubes In The Cheap Seats in the 70’s.  This is at least three seriously pissed-off young men taking out their aggressions on their instruments, and doing a damn fine job of entertaining the audience while they’re at it.  This is the only time Art ever successfully mixed with Rock & Roll.  This was Deadly Serious Fun.

5)    My favorite scene in the entire movie and, sadly, the one that I think tells the entire Story Of The Who in one glorious 30-second segment: right after “A Quick One Whiles He’s Away” Pete Townshend is pontificating – as he so often has, indeed to this day in 2014 – about how “The Who can’t just remain a circus act, doing what the audience knows we can do, until we become a cabaret act.”  It’s pretentious as hell, as Townshend so often was/is, and in the midst of it Keith Moon – feigning agreement in the Lofty Pronouncements being Uttered – proceeds to do a circus-act headstand on his conference-room chair, forcing Pete out of his Painfully Serious Overly Intelligent Rock Star Stance into trying to balance a brandy on Keith’s boot-heel and totally derailing Pete’s pomposity.  

Keith Moon died September 7th, 1978, just over four months after the May 25th performance that yielded takes of “Baba O’Riley” and “Won’t Get Fooled Again” for this film.  The Kids Are Alright was released in May, 1979, and I think I knew even then that The Who without Keith Moon was never going to be the same again, that without Keith’s genius comic tempering of Pete’s pretentiousness, that everything was going to devolve to the Deadly Serious, and The Who would never be Fun again.  I was right.

In some ways this entire movie serves as a tribute to Keith Moon, and as a tribute to a simpler time in rock & roll: when guitars & drums, extreme volume, cool clothes, great songs and a cute blonde lead singer were enough for anybody.  In many ways, I have no problem with that.

If you think you’ve ever loved rock & roll music for even a single moment, you’ve gotta see this movie.  – Ricki C. / May 17th, 2014.

 

(So, Ricki C. has been on quite the Who bender this week, but if any rock & roll gluttons for punishment out there among you have a stomach for 2500 more words on the subject, check out Ricki's 2012 blog Shows I Saw In The 60's, part two - including his full account of the November 1st, 1969 Who appearance at Veteran's Memorial.  But first, a video.......) 

  

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Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, part sixteen, Movies 288-314

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to: Here is part thirteen of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341, 342-366, Index

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

288
Hateship Loveship (2013) ★ ★ ★
stars: Kristen Wiig, Guy Pearce, Haliee Steinfeld
director: Liza Johnson

Sabitha plays the part of evil Cyrano de Bergerac between her addict father and new housekeeper.

This has to be the most awkward love story I’ve ever seen. It’s sweet in its way. A fairy tale for misfits.

Wear your patient pants. The movie is in no hurry.

double feature pairing: You Can Count on Me

289
The Blob (1988) ★ ★ ★
stars: Shawnee Smith, Kevin Dillon, Donovan Leitch Jr
director: Chuck Russell

A blob of stuff eats its way through a small town.

*sigh* hooray. the government is here. we are saved.

Some impressive special effects mix with ones that remind you of the original.

double feature pairing: The Absent Minded Professor

290
Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Natasha Lyonne, Alan Arkin, Marisa Tomei
writer/director: Tamara Jenkins

Vivian is in desperate need of a mother figure. Thanks to her scheming father, her older cousin comes to live with them and her two brothers.

I liked it a lot.

double feature pairing: Little Miss Sunshine

291
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Lin Shaye, Stefanie Scott, Dermot Mulroney
director: Leigh Whannell

It’s the story we all wanted! How did that amazing ghost busting team from Insidious 1 come together?

[LOUD NOISE]

This is a pretty typical demon possession tale. [LOUD NOISE] Insidious has learned a lesson from The Conjuring. The victim isn’t the series thread; it’s the medium. The next movie can be about anyone anywhere. As long as you get Lin Shaye and the other two, Insidious can go forever.

Anyway, the movie is fine. Much better then the second one. But it relies too much on jump scares instead of creating actual horror or suspense.

double feature pairing: Rear Window

[LOUD NOISE]

292
Night Owls (2015) ★ ★.5
stars: Rosa Salazar, Adam Pally, Rob Huebel
director: Charles Hood

A one-night stand becomes an all-night nightmare for Kevin when he learns that the girl is his boss’s jilted mistress.

The power dynamic shifts in interesting ways. The leads are really good. …uh, I rated this when I saw it. Now that I’m writing about it weeks later I can’t remember why I edged it just under a recommendation.

[LOUD NOISE]

Maybe it was for one too many contrivances. Maybe because I thought it was fine but not good enough. Well, I’m sure it was for a reason.

watch The Apartment instead

293
Submarine (2010) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Craig Roberts, Yasmin Paige, Paddy Considine
director: Richard Ayoade

Oliver navigates his first romantic relationship as his parents’ marriage is threatened.

Humorous and highly enjoyable. The original songs were written by Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys.

double feature paring: Magnolia

294
Wild Bill (1995) ★ ★ ★
stars: Jeff Bridges, Ellen Barkin, David Arquette
director: Walter Hill

After a life of legend, Wild Bill Hickok settles in Deadwood.

The movie is bookended by one of my most hated narrative devices: folks ‘memberin’ things by a grave. To make it even worse, it sets up an unsure color pattern. The current scenes are in black and white. When folks get to spinnin’ a yarn, you’d think color’s a’comin’. Nope. Still black and white. It’s only when it flash forwards from the flashback, but not so far as to return to the grave site, does it become color. Take out the unnecessary bookends and there isn’t a problem.

One of the source materials was Thomas Babe’s play Fathers and Sons. The last third feels like a play. It’s unique for the genre.

double feature paring: Drugstore Cowboy

295
The Take (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Idris Elba, Richard Madden, Charlotte Le Bon
director: James Watkins

A CIA agent teams up with a pickpocket to thwart a terrorist attack in France.

A very familiar action thriller that doesn’t ask much from itself or the viewer.

watch Die Hard with a Vengeance instead

296
The Meddler (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Susan Sarandon, Rose Byrne, J.K. Simmons
director: Lorene Scafaria

Marnie moves to L.A. after her husband dies to be closer to her daughter. A little too close for her daughter’s taste.

Grieving takes many forms. Some busy themselves with others. Some need time to breathe on their own.

There is a conversation that hilariously takes a shot at my biggest pet peeve in the movie world: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, the needless title change to make all the Indiana Jones movies, I don’t know, start with “Indiana Jones”? True, the title remains the same within the movie — only the video cases were changed from Raiders of the Lost Ark to a title that incorrectly separates Indy from the other raiders — but it still burns my bacon when I see it. (and I’ve gotten over the Star Wars prequels.)

double feature pairing: Mother

297
Trumbo (2015) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Bryan Cranston, Diane Lane, Helen Mirren
director: Jay Roach

Screenwriter Dalton Trumbo is arrested for being a Communist then blacklisted from working for 10 years.

I originally stayed away from this because of the trailer. A movie about the movies in time for Oscar consideration with Bryan Cranston affecting a distracting accent? Pass. I was wrong. It’s well done despite too many speeches belaboring the point in the end. And that accent? Well, every other person is talking funny so it isn’t that distracting.

double feature pairing: Matinee

298
Rio Bravo (1959) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: John Wayne, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson
director: Howard Hawks

Bad guys aim to break their fellow bad guy out of jail. The sheriff is set against it. Luckily a drunk, an old man and a teen idol have his back.

Angie Dickinson, once again, plays “the girl” with very little consequence to the story. It’s a classic western in that respect and many others.

double feature paring: Assault on Precinct 13

299
Drillbit Taylor (2008) ★ ★ ★
stars: Owen Wilson, Nate Hartly, Troy Gentile
director: Steven Brill

Three high school freshmen post an add for a bodyguard to protect them from bullies.

It’s a comfortable formulaic comedy, perfect for those days when you need something light and undemanding.  There’s a nice My Bodyguard reference, and I wonder how many people got it.

double feature pairing: The Professional

300
The American Friend (1977) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Bruno Ganz, Dennis Hopper, Lisa Kreuzer
director: Wim Wenders

An American dealer of forged art ropes a German frame maker into the world of contract killing.

This isn’t the non-stop pulse pounder the American remake would have been. It’s much more delicate but not without tension.

I never noticed how alike Dennis Hopper and Owen Wilson could be. Maybe because I watched Drillbit Taylor before this. Hopper’s cowboy hat and his existentially somber mood reminded me of Wilson in The Royal Tennenbaums.

double feature paring: The Matador

301
Clifford (1994) ★ ★
stars: Martin Short, Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgen
director: Paul Flaherty

A 10 year-old problem child is dumped on his uncle to handle.

Martin Short makes me laugh. So does Charles Grodin. Short’s kid schtick is wasted on a bad script. And Grodin is phoning in a terrible Charles Grodin impression. All the yelling…

watch Cabin Boy instead

302
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Colin Farrell
director: David Yates

Magic, magic everywhere! oh, and the wonder!

I liked it more than any of the Harry Potter movies*.

*not a big fan of the Harry Potter movies.

double feature paring: The Manchurian Candidate

303
Monster (2003) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, Bruce Dern
writer/director: Patty Jenkins

The dramatization of Aileen Wuornos’ murder spree is handled with compassion and understanding without excusing her murderous actions.

double feature pairing: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

304
The Counterfeiters (2007) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Karl Markovics, August Diehl, Devid Striesow
director: Stefan Ruzowitzky

Imprisoned in a German concentration camp, a Jewish forger is enlisted for Operation: Bernhard, which became the largest money counterfeiting operation in history.

An incredible story that explores the line between resistance and survival.

double feature pairing: To Live and Die in L.A.

305
War Dogs (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Miles Teller, Jonah Hill, Bradley Cooper
director: Todd Phillips

A couple of bros become gun brokers for the U.S. government.

The trailer leans heavy on the humor element. The overall tone is much more dramatic. The narration and editing is under the influence of Goodfellas.

double feature pairing: The Wolf of Wall Street

306
Ratcatcher (1999) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: William Eadie, Mandy Matthews, Tommy Flanagan
writer/director: Lynne Ramsay

A slice-of-life tale during Glasgow’s garbage strike in 1973. James tries to make the best of his diseased environment and dreams of something better.

Absolutely heartbreaking.

double feature pairing: Mousehunt

307
Sour Grapes (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: wine snobs, con men, federal agents
directors: Reuben Atlas, Jerry Rothwell

A bunch of snooty ascots are swindled by a con man selling fake wine.

Wine snobs are the most insufferable people. Maybe I mock what I don’t care about. But, good god, they are the worst.

The movie does a good job of showing how con man Rudy Kurniawan charmed people and the system into accepting his forgeries. However, it doesn’t seem to have a strong grasp on how his operation worked. Connections are made, but the presentation isn’t confident.

watch My Kid Could Paint That instead

308
The Frontier (2015) ★ ★.5
stars: Jocelin Donahue, Jim Beaver, Kelly Lynch
director: Oren Shai

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: two crime noir stories walk into a diner…

Both are played effectively suspenseful in the beginning. Then there are questionable events. Then the contrivances become too much to overlook. Still, it was almost great.

watch Blood Simple instead

309
Evolution (2015) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Max Brebant, Roxane Duran, Julie-Marie Parmentier
director: Lucile Hadzihalilovic

There is an island of women and preteen boys.

I have no other way of describing the plot that wouldn’t ruin your discovery of a story that could be categorized as science fiction, maybe even biological horror. It’s largely absent of dialogue, an incredible display of visual storytelling. If there was a loop of the first several minutes, I don’t think I’d have another anxious day in my life.

double feature pairing: Under the Skin

310
Central Intelligence (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Amy Ryan
director: Rawson Marshall Thurber

Old schoolmates reunite for some secret agent shenanigans.

Funny is as The Rock and Kevin Hart does.

double feature pairing: The Nude Bomb

311
After the Wedding (2006) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Mads Mikkelsen, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Rolf Lassgård
director: Susanne Bier

Jacob manages a struggling orphanage in India. He travels to Denmark to meet a potential investor. He couldn’t imagine how his life is about to change.

Wonderfully acted. Emotionally complex.

double feature pairing: The Deer Hunter

312
The Fan (1981) ★ ★.5
stars: Lauren Bacall, Michael Biehn, James Garner
director: Ed Bianchi

There’s a guy who likes a Broadway actress a little too much. Muderously too much.

Good for its day. But what captured my attention was the deranged fan’s letter writing campaign. He’d write letters. Her secretary would respond in kind, until she ignores them. The more agitated he became, the more his understanding of how the post office works would slip away. One letter said that if he didn’t receive a response by tomorrow… Tomorrow? So he mails it that day. And let’s say the letter is received the next day, aka: tomorrow. The best scenario is that the secretary isn’t swamped and could immediately respond. If she gets that letter posted in time, and the New York City postal service can get a regular letter delivered next day… we’re talking the day after tomorrow, at best! Sometimes when you go crazy, reason goes with you.

watch Play Misty for Me instead

313
Allied (2016) ★ ★
stars: Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Jared Harris
director: Robert Zemeckis

Two spies fall in love during World War Two. One spy might be a spy.

If you’ve seen the trailer, or read those two lines, there is nothing in this movie to see but the resolution. And even that isn’t interesting.

watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith instead

314
The Edge of Seventeen (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Haliee Steinfeld, Haley Lu Richardson, Blake Jenner
writer/director: Kelly Fremon Craig

A socially awkward teen spins a little more out of control when her only friend starts dating her bother.

It’s great.

double feature pairing: Wonder Boys

Counters:
314/366 movies (21 movies off pace)
46/52 movies directed by women

TOP THREE

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Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, part fifteen: Movies 256-287

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to: Here is part fifteen of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341, 342-366, Index

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

256
The Wailing (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Do Won Kwak, Jung-min Hwang, Jun Kunimura
writer/director: Hong-jin Na

A police officer investigates an outbreak of a suspicious disease that coincides with sightings of a mysterious man living in the woods.

Eerie with an incredibly nerve-wracking ceremony. If you are looking for horror with gore, guts and a quick pace, looks elsewhere.

double feature pairing: The Exorcist

257
Child’s Play (1988) ★ ★ ★
stars: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent
director: Tom Holland

A criminal — and apparent sorcerer — projects his spirit into a doll just before the cops gun him down. Pity the mother who gives the doll to her son. Save the son because he is in some serious shit.

Hilariously dated but still a lot of fun.

double feature pairing: Dead Silence

258
Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler (2015) ★ ★ ★
stars: Tim McVey, Dwayne Richard, Enrico Zanetti
directors: Tim Kinzy, Andrew Seklir

Nibbler is an arcade game that has a top score of one billion points. It takes about 40 hours of gameplay to reach that number. It’s weird to call these men athletes, yet there is a physical and mental toll that impresses as well as causes wonder about how smelly that room is.

There is some interesting drama about two-thirds in. The documentary is so focused on glorifying Tim McVey that it ignores someone who did even better. Maybe that guy didn’t want to be interviewed. Can’t imagine why not.

double feature pairing: The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

259
The Other (1972) ★ ★.5
stars: Uta Hagen, Chris Udvarnoky, Martin Udvarnoky
director: Robert Mulligan

Twin farm boys possess a power and a secret.

This story of a supernatural Goofus and Gallant doesn’t fare well after 44 years. The slow pace might have worked in its favor then. Now, it telegraphs a reveal we are all too familiar with. The ending is worthwhile, even though it takes a little too long to get there.

watch The Good Son instead

260
Terror Train (1980) ★.5
stars: Ben Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Hart Bochner
director: Roger Spottiswoode

Choo! Choo! All aboard the terror train! Don’t let the name fool you. It’s really a murder train.

I’ve got a feeling this movie was old hat in 1980. It was somewhat enjoyable in is awfulness, the bizarre acting of David Copperfield, and for the few minutes it made me think about The War of the Roses.

When an fire extinguisher is used in any movie I’m reminded of the part in The War of the Roses when the family Christmas tree is on fire and Michael Douglas is frantically reading the fire extinguisher instructions. Funny stuff. I’m smiling about it now.

watch The War of the Roses instead

261
Fort Tilden (2014) ★ ★ ★
stars: Bridey Elliott, Clare McNulty
director: Sarah-Violet Bliss, Charles Rogers

Harper and Allie are going to the beach to meet a couple guys. Distractions within and beyond their control make it a trip more difficult than it should be.

Early segments reminded me of situations that could pop up in Broad City. The movie suffered for a bit because of those connected dots. Fort Tilden came into its own and resolved quite nicely.

tv pairing: Broad City

262
Pontypool (2008) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle, Georgina Reilly
director: Bruce McDonald

There’s a… well, I’ll call it a zombie outbreak for the ease of illustration, even though the outbreak doesn’t technically fall into that arena. Like how people are wrong in calling 28 Days Later a zombie movie. It isn’t, but it’s lumped into that category anyway…

The people of Pontypool are consumed by an infection that is spread in an unknown way. An early morning radio team tries to make sense of it all.

The movie take place almost entirely in the radio station. It’s a unique and intense way of bringing some life into a familiar genre.

double feature pairing: Talk Radio

263
The Whole Truth (2016) ★ ★
stars: Keanu Reeves, Renée Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
director: Courtney Hunt

A son is on trial for killing his dad. It’s not a question of did he do it, but what is he hiding?

To those who have never seen a cinematic murder trial, you will be blown away! To everyone else, you can figure what he’s hiding almost immediately. Even though your first guess is probably wrong, because the movie wants you to think you’ve figured it out, your second suspicion isn’t.

watch …and justice for all. instead

264
Re-Animator (1985) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton
director: Stuart Gordon

A scientist brings back the dead in hilariously gory and just plain funny ways.

double feature pairing: Evil Dead 2

265
The Girl on the Train (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Emily Blunt, Haley Bennett, Rebecca Ferguson
director: Tate Taylor

The trailer wants you to think this is a crime thriller about a missing woman. It’s that on some level. It’s also something more. The who-done-it is predictable. The performances, particularly Emily Blunt’s, are reasons enough to watch.

double feature pairing: Source Code

266
Onionhead (1958) ★.5
stars: Andy Griffith, Felicia Farr, Walter Mathau
director: Norman Taurog

Some asshole decides to join the Coast Guard after his crush rejects him. He eventually learns one lesson but never gets comeuppance for his actions and gets the girl at the end anyway because the ‘50s.

watch A Face in the Crowd instead

267
The Adventure of Shelock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975) ★ ★
stars: Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn, Marty Feldman
writer/director: Gene Wilder

Sigerson Holmes works a case and sing songs.

I got a couple big laughs from this. I was mostly keeping an eye on the time. Fans of Mel Brooks’ movies should check this out.

watch Zero Effect instead

268
Norman Lear: Just Another You (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Norman Lear
directors: Heidi Ewing, Rachel Grady

Norman Lear evolved network television (back then it was simply called television) into a place where important social and civil issues could be discussed.

I think the documentary could have eased up on the extensive set pieces which featured a child actor standing in for Lear (He’s a kid at heart!). Listening to Lear as he recorded his audiobook isn’t as interesting as hearing stories in an interview. And I don’t need to watch people watching clips of his shows. Still, he’s an important person in television history. If this is the only documentary we get, it’s good enough.

double feature pairing: The TV Set

269
Carnage Park (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Ashley Bell, Pat Healy, James Landry Hébert
writer/director: Mickey Keating

A couple bank robbers and their hostage find themselves trapped in the desert playground of killer.

The first half has the pace and feel of a Tarantino knock-off. The second half grinds to the crawl of a home invasion movie. Each part was fine.

watch Breakdown instead

270
Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four (2015) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Mark Sikes, Oley Sassone, Alex Hyde-White
director: Mark Langford

The Fantastic Four is the only movie Roger Corman made that was never released. Pretty amazing considering all the low budget hash he has slung.

It’s an interesting story. The documentary’s structure and presentation of the ultimate reason why the movie will never get a legitimate release is muddy.

double feature pairing: Lost in La Mancha

271
The Intervention (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Melaine Lynskey, Cobie Smulders, Jason Ritter
writer/director: Clea DuVall

A group of friends come together for a weekend to suggest that two of them should get a divorce.

Excellent performances and a bow-less resolution keep a few contrivances from mattering.

double feature pairing: The Big Chill

272
Finding Dory (2016) ★ ★
stars: Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Ed O’Neill
directors: Andrew Stanton, Angus MacLane

Everyone’s favorite forgetful fish has remembered she has parents.

I understand Finding Dory is an obvious title to a Finding Nemo sequel, but I’m calling the bad title police. No one is looking for Dory.

Anyway, one good thing about a main character who suffers from short term memory loss is that you don’t have to pay close attention to the movie. They will repeat any important plot points.

watch Blackfish instead

273
A Bigger Splash (2015) ★ ★.5
stars: Tilda Swinton, Matthias Schoenaerts, Ralph Fiennes
director: Luca Guadagnino

A famous rock star rests her voice in Italy with her boyfriend when her former producer and lover crash their solitary.

Good performances and character stories. I lost interest after a while.

watch Sexy Beast instead

274
Doctor Strange (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tilda Swinton
director: Scott Derrickson

A neurosurgeon survives a car crash that irrevocably damages his hands. Looking for a miracle, he finds salvation in magic.

The Marvel movie universe has gone cosmic, and it works. I am burned out on origin stories, but in this case, it’s necessary and comes off rather well. It even takes a fresh approach on the third-act spectacle of dudes fighting as a city crumbles.

double feature pairing: Edge of Tomorrow

275
Gimme Danger (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Iggy Pop, Ron Asheton, Scott Asheton
director: Jim Jarmusch

The story of The Stooges. It is so much the story of The Stooges that it’s barely acknowledged that Iggy Pop has a solo career.

It’s a must see for fans of The Stooges.

watch Filmage: The Story of Descendents/ALL instead

276
Morris from America (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Markees Christmas, Craig Robinson, Lina Keller
writer/director: Chad Hartigan

Morris and his dad are Americans living in Germany. He has a hard time fitting in with kids his age. When he meets Katrin, he tries a little harder.

One of the better coming-of-age stories. The father and son scenes are great. I prefer Craig Robinson as a dramatic actor.

double feature pairing: In Bruges

277
Ordinary World (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Billie Joe Armstrong, Selma Blair, Judy Greer
writer/director: Lee Kirk

Perry gave up his band to have a family. He’s wondering if he chose wisely as he turns 40.

All the comforts and forced situations of a formulaic romantic comedy. I actually enjoyed it. Billie Joe “Green Day” Armstrong turned in a decent performance.

double feature pairing: The Family Man

278
Wild Oats (2016) ★ ★ ★
stars: Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Lange, Howard Hesseman
director: Andy Tennant

Eva doesn’t know what to do when a $50,000 life insurance check arrives in the amount of $5,000,000. Her friend Maddie says, “Fuck it. Let’s travel.” Eva agrees.

A fun romp with funny people. It’s ends like you might expect, but the way there isn’t as expected. Also, you don’t see too many movie championing the career of a teacher.

double feature pairing: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

279
A Band Called Death (2012) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Bobby Hackney, David Hackney, Dannis Hackney
directors: Mark Christopher Covino, Jeff Howlett

Two years before the Ramones, there was Death. Now called the first punk band, Death was formed by three brothers from Detroit. David’s unwavering defiance to keep that name kept them from an audience. 35 years later, the audience found the music.

It’s amazing the power music can have.

double feature pairing: The Punk Singer

280
Our Kind of Traitor (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Ewan McGregor, Naomie Harris, Stellan Skarsgård
director: Susanna White

Some regular folks on a vacation decide to assist a Russian bookkeeper in defecting to England.

A very traditional spy thriller. If you’ve never seen one, you’re gonna love it!

watch Moscow on the Hudson instead

281
Dog Eat Dog (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Matthew Cook
director: Paul Schrader

The trio of criminals decide to up their game by kidnapping the baby of a debtor.

This movie is 20 years too late to be anything interesting. It’s always good to see Willem Dafoe in the mix.

watch Three Men and a Baby instead

282
Army of One (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Nicolas Cage, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Russell Brand
director: Larry Charles

Based on the true story of the guy who went to Afghanistan to find Osama bin Laden by himself.

You know what I miss? Nicholas Cage, the comedian. And to some extent the “out there” Nicholas Cage. This one displays them both wonderfully. If you do not feel the same way about Nicolas Cage, there is nothing here for you. It is as absurd as the story it’s based on. So much fun.

double feature pairing: Zero Dark Thirty

283
Nerve (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Emma Roberts, Dave Franco, Emily Meade
directors: Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman

Vee decides to break out of her comfort zone by signing up for a dare-based game funded and run by those watching online.

oh, these goddamn millennials and their internet games. Don’t bring your logic, just the edge of your seat*.

*an exaggeration. It’s a better movie than I thought it would be.

double feature pairing: The Game

284
Moonlight (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Alex Hibbert, Ashton Sanders, Travante Rhodes
director: Barry Jenkins

The three actors listed above play the same character at different points in his life. The casting director should get a major award for finding three individuals who could make their respective performances imprint and/or reflect on each other, building a character to a point where you can see the hurting child in the eyes of the grown man.

double feature pairing: Half Nelson

285
Hacksaw Ridge (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Andrew Garfield
director: Mel Gibson

There was a man so steadfast in his faith and country that he served in WWII as medic and refused to kill or carry a weapon.

There aren’t many people with that much conviction. Tough to believe, but there it is. The movie is a little corny and incredibly brutal. Vince Vaughn makes an excellent drill instructor.

double feature pairing: Letters from Iwo Jima

286
The Handmaiden (2016) ★ ★.5

stars: Min-hee Kim, Kim Tea-ri, Jung-woo Ha
director: Chan-wook Park

Two Korean con artists conspire against a Japanese heiress. Not everything is as it seems.

It’s beautifully shot. But if you are going to make me watch the first half of the movie again from a different perspective show me that it was necessary and not just to wake me up.

watch Groundhog Day instead

287
Arrival (2016) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker
director: Denis Villeneuve

The government enlists the aid of a linguist to decipher the noises coming from one of the twelve alien crafts that have appeared on Earth.

Really good, potentially great. I’m so used to movies taking cheap shortcuts that when the dismissed aspects of this story turned out to have weight to them, I realized that maybe the full appreciation of this movie wouldn’t come until a second viewing.

book pairing: Trees

Counters:
287/366 movies (31 movies off pace)
38/52 movies directed by women

TOP THREE

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Five Sentences About The Stooges Documentary Debuting at Gateway Film Center This Week - by Ricki C.

HEY, PENCILSTORM READERS, a new documentary about The Stooges (NOT Iggy & the Stooges, I WILL NEVER refer to them as "Iggy & the Stooges" they were just THE STOOGES) by Jim Jarmusch is playing at the Gateway Film Center this week.  I didn't get to go on Friday on accounta I was playin' roadie for The Whiles CD release party at Ace Of Cups (Columbus' finest venue for local rock & roll, and maybe just finest venue, period) and I've got a busy weekend comin' up, but you'd best believe I'm gonna be there THE MINUTE I get a minute.

So, I haven't actually SEEN the doc, but I think it's gotta be great, given Jarmusch's involvement and the fact that it's about The Stooges, for Chrissakes.  I read on the Gateway website that Tuesdays are Super Tuesdays, with $5 admission and FREE POPCORN, so my best advice to you, dear readers, is to QUIT YOUR JOBS (or just tell your boss you're headin' out to vote) and go see Gimme Danger on Tuesday.  

This is my fifth sentence: here's a trailer, GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!

Gimme Danger (2016) official trailer HD An in-depth look at the legendary punk band, The Stooges. Stars: Iggy Pop, Danny Fields, Mike Watt Director: Jim Jarmusch Writer: Jim Jarmusch Subscribe for More New and amazing Trailer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4HUjZlELMJIQ8sNAcKoC-g?sub_confirmation=1 My gaming channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz4gcJoCpCSRcZbCa0GGicA/videos?sub_confirmation=1

(editor's note: Some of the footage in this trailer - the scene of Iggy throwing peanut butter into the audience and standing/pointing on the hands of the crowd - was shot at the Cincinnati Pop Festival, which Ricki C. attended on June 13th, 1970, exactly one week after he graduated from high school.  He's never been the same.  For a more complete account of that show, check out The First Time I Saw The Stooges on Ricki's previous blog, Growing Old With Rock & Roll.