Top Ten Vocalists: Part Two - Five through Two

Wow. The debate I stirred with Ten Through Six was high.  I never realized how passionate people were about their singers.  Click here if you missed Top Ten Vocalists: Part One - Ten Through Six.

Here comes Part Two - remember the rules.  These singers just aren't a distinctive voice or a sound, they have to have talent. They must be able to use their voice as an instrument.

#5 Sting. While many rock vocalists are influenced by blues, Sting did something slightly different. He brought jazz to rock n roll, creating haunting melodies that are burned into our memories. His phrasing sounds like a jazz guitar soloing over a driving rock n roll beat. There's no one like him. Two video clips here - one is him singing at Live Aid with saxophonist Bradford Marsalis. He had just left The Police at this point.  You'll be able to hear his raw jazzy rock vocals of Roxanne intertwined with counter melodies from a soprano saxophone.  Bonus track: Eddie Murphy's  rendition.

#4 Jon Anderson. Lead singer of the Prog Band, Yes, Jon has the most angelic voice in rock history.  Seriously, when I die I expect to hear Starship Trooper blasting over the speakers as I enter the pearly gates - that's how I know I've gotten into rock n roll heaven. The most amazing thing to me is that he sings these high beautiful melodies with calm and ease. I equate his melodies to a butterfly fluttering around on a warm summer morning near the ocean. As his phrase ends the butterfly finds his destination, settling on the tall grass just above the dunes, the sun glistening through it's wings.

There's lots of clips of Yes that shows off his voice, but most have about two minutes of instrumental music before the vocals hit. So here's the classic I've Seen All Good People. He's about 57 in this clip. Any other Tenor his age would be way past their prime. His voice is still magically angelic.

#3 Robert Plant This is a voice that gets you laid. Over and over and over again. Sex just oozes out of his melodies. It's rock n roll with a heavy helping of soulful blues. He can climb up a phrase with a perfect attack then gently release it with an airy bliss that melts up into the clouds. He can change up the melodies and phrasing to capture the mood of the song but still maintain his signature blues-rock style. Here's my favorite - Kashmir.

#2 Steve Perry. Love Journey or hate Journey, what's undeniable is the strength and power of Steve Perry's voice. He brings beautiful blues to corporate rock. Many tribute bands and vocalists have tried to copy him. But if you listen closely there are nuances to his phrasing and melodies than make it almost impossible to duplicate.  Be it an extra breathe here or there, or a few grace notes that lead into the power note, or parts of the phrase that build up into a climax - Steve knows how to use his voice as an instrument. A typical singer with his range just hits the high notes and wails away (e.g. Dio, Brian Delp from Boston, Rik Emmett, Dennis DeYoung, the Bee Gees), instead Steve finesses the note, plays with it, and makes it his own.  Take a listen to this bonus track from Frontiers, a song called Liberty. It marries his bluesy phrasing that grows into his power pop, then releases it - letting it subside back into a blues phrase.

Want to know who number one is?  You'll have to check back in a few days to find out.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and was the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.

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Top Ten Rock Vocalists: Part One - by Wal Ozello

I'm sure this list will bring on comments-a-plenty, but I'm also sure to surprise you on the way.

Let me set the ground rules for my list. Only those with vocal talent are on it. These aren't front men.  Don't expect to see David Lee Roth, Mick Jagger, or Bruce Springsteen on my list.  Just because they can shake their ass, dance around, or have a shitload of stage presence doesn't mean they can actually sing. And just because they are an amazing songwriter like John Lennon or Billy Joel doesn't mean they have a voice that transcends the ages.

These singers use their voice as an instrument. They know how to sing a phrase, turn a note, and add color. They know when to rip out lyric with power or suddenly add that magical breathiness.  Most importantly, they are distinctive and instantly recognizable. You hear them and you know it. A band without them is just a bunch of musicians.

My runners-up for this list were (in no consecutive order): Jim Morrison, Axl Rose, Don Henley, Grace Slick, James LaBrie from Dream Theatre, Dio, Geoff Tate from Queensryche, and David Gilmour from Pink Floyd.

#10: P!nk. And right out of the chute I'm sure to get people to say WHAT????  Yeah, I said it. P!nk. There's got to be a woman on this list and it's not going to be Janis Joplin with her whiskey voice.  Remove the fact that P!nk's a pop sensation. She's got shitload of talent, blues, power, range, and dynamic. She can cross many genres and pull all of them off. Yeah, she's known for her pop and I can't blame her for wanting the fame and fortune and everything that goes with it. You still think I'm crazy?  Listen to her rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow at the Oscars. Sure, it's not rock... but it's bluesy as all hell.

#9 Eddie Vedder Eddie's voice reminds me of a string double bass that strums around in the lower range and every now and then works down the neck to surprise you with a higher note. He's able to bring emotion to a phrase without overdoing it - which is something most singers can't do. Listen to the opening notes of his song Release. At first, you'll mistake them for a low end note of a synthesizer.

#8 Roy Orbison I got to reach back to good ol' days of rock n' roll for at least one singer on my list. It's not going to be Elvis. It's not going to be one of The Beatles, either.  Roy has an amazing voice and complete control of it. He has range like none other and that soft, gentle voice that makes you think everything is going to be okay.   I fell in love with this song during my Blue Velvet days. Cue the candy colored clown they call the sandman.

#7 Bon Scott This guy is like an angry Bob Dylan with a range - sometimes you can't understand a word he's saying but that gravely bluesy angry voice makes you want to f'n rock. There's raw power in his voice but don't be fooled. He's not your ordinary angry hard rocker. The guy knows how to sing like a growling tenor saxophonist in a dive bar on Bourbon Street. Listen to the phrasing and rhythmic melodies he creates, entwining the lyrics in between the drum beats.

#6 Geddy Lee from Rush. Geddy doesn't have the panache like most of the singers on my list and ends up on more "best bassists" than vocalists lists.  But after personally singing his stuff over the past 20 years of my life, I can attest that it's extremely challenging. Just try hitting the high notes in Temple of Syrinx or the baritone notes of Trees. Geddy makes it all look effortless while he's playing the most complicated bass licks and keyboard parts. There's a certain beauty and awe about his melodies - they are a bit odd and different but that adds to the magic that is Rush. Here's one of my favorites.

Check out Part Two - Vocalists #5 through #2

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and was the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.

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Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Live @ Ace of Cups May 2nd

The ten day Kiss Kountdown has ended and last night another class of musicians was inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Yet, there is one question still to ponder, Why isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? It is a simple question, yet nobody seems to know the answer.

If you follow Pencilstorm you already know that Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is now a band in addition to a damn good question. Once again we will be performing a FREE show of power-pop protest calling attention to this injustice. So please come out to Ace of Cups (2619 N High St.) on Friday May 2nd for a FREE show of ALL Cheap Trick covers. It is an early show with doors at 5 pm. Teenage Fanclub Fanclub opens at 6pm and WICTITRHOF is on at 7:30 sharp.

Last year the band performed twice and got a whole bunch of press including Rick and Robin holding up a "Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?" T-Shirt. Click here to see all the dust we kicked up.    

Just to be clear, I am a big fan of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame so you haters that think Poison or Foghat should be inducted need to take your business someplace else. This is about Cheap Trick fans uniting and trying to find the answer to this pressing question. So as the show approaches, please post "Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?" and maybe even pick up a limited edition T-shirt while you are at it. Click here for link to T-shirt.

As for my Cheap Trick bona fides:

1) Please read the best selling book "Hitless Wonder - A Life in Minor League Rock n Roll" which is all about "my" band Watershed and filled with good Cheap Trick nuggets. It is a must read for any fan of rock n roll or good books. Do it. 

2) Check out "My Obsession - The Complete Cheap Trick Song Rankings". This comprehensive guide is the final word on all things Cheap Trick. It is always evolving, so check often. It takes more than a day to see it all. Sort of like Disneyworld. Ok Cheap Trick fans, It's up to you, to get things started and maybe next year will be the year. - Colin Gawel

Below: Rick and Robin holding up the shirt.

Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Five Must Read Bruce Springsteen Stories. Take That, Grantland

Last week I took my ten year old son Owen to his first Bruce Springsteen show in Columbus, Ohio. Tonight, ignoring all logical reasoning I'm driving to catch the Boss in Pittsburgh because you know, he is the boss. At some point Springsteen's magic powers have to fade and I want to see him at least one more time while he is still in top form. In honor of this, I thought I would tidy up our excellent Bruce coverage here at Pencilstorm with a quick recap of past stories. They are all excellent and worth your time. You find anything comparable on our rival website, Grantland. Please share them with other like minded music fans. Thanks- Colin

Click here to read "The Perfect Age For Rock n Roll Pt 2"  - Ricki C. describes seeing Bruce for the first time in 1976. This whole series is a must, must read. 

Click here to read "My Chance Meeting With Bruce or His chance Meeting With Me" - Colin G. once hung out with Bruce, one on one, for about 45 minutes. Go figure.

Click here to read " A Review of Bruce Springsteen Cincinnati 2014" - Ricki C reviews Bruce 38 years after seeing his first show.

Click here to watch Bruce cover Highway to Hell by AC/DC  - Not really a story but worth a revisit nonetheless. So fun.

Click here to read "In His Passing, Clarence Has Given Bruce the Gift of Music Everlasting" - Before there was Pencilstorm. Colin wrote this review of the dazzling new E Street line up on the Wrecking Ball tour for Colingawel.com

KISS Kountdown Addendum: I Call Bullshit On The Rock Hall by Wal Ozello

Let me start by saying I still hate KISS. I still feel they ruined rock and roll for me.

But that's MY vision of rock and roll and that's all it is - my vision. Who am I but some rock blogger? Somehow, the executives at the Rock Hall think they know better than me. That they know better than everyone.  And that's bullshit.

There's been 12+ days of blogging about KISS here at pencilstorm, lots of different guest writers, and I can't believe that none of us picked up on one fact that I think it the biggest piece of bullshit that the Rock Hall has ever done.

The other nightt, only the four original members of KISS were inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. That's right. Only the four original guys.

No Bruce Kulick. No Eric Carr. No Tommy Thayer. All guys that contributed to the overall, long-term success of the band. But none of them received the Rock Hall honor. They were forced to sit in the audience.

By comparison... you know how many Grateful Dead members were inducted back in 1?  Twelve. Members of the Eagles in 1998?  Seven. How many from the E. Street Band this year? 10. Heck the E. Street Band soaked up at least 30 minutes of stage time giving their "Thank you's."

Here's the thing - the President and CEO of the Rock Hall decided that only the four original members of KISS should be inducted.

And to that I call "Bullshit." A band is a band, and whether one guy sings in it today and another tomorrow, it's still a band.  When Van Halen was inducted, they accepted David Lee Roth right along with Sammy Hagar. Anything else would have just been wrong.

Here's the crazy thing. The Rock Hall has turned into "The Establishment." The type of organization that rock n roll was set up to hate and rebel against.

It's time to stand up and voice our opinion. We all need to email the Rock Hall and call "Bullshit." Some guy in some boardroom shouldn't be making these decisions - the fans should. That way bands like Cheap Trick, Journey, and Mott the Hoople all have a fighting chance to get into the Rock Hall. Because what the fans say matter.

Instead of some Boardroom Rock Hall Executives inducting bands like ABBA.  That's right folks. Let me poor salt in your wound. You're at home right now complaining that your beloved band isn't in the Rock Hall, but ABBA is.

I guess the Rock Hall thinks that Agnetha Fältskog rocks it out better than Vinnie Vincent.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and is the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.

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Bruce, I Went Ahead and Wrote Out Setlist For Tonight's Show in Columbus. You're Welcome, Colin

Bruce, I am sure you have a million things to do, what with family activities and just keeping the band organized. I mean, between Little League and work I can barely find time to get our four-piece together for practice, so I have no idea how you get the entire E Street Band in the room to rehearse. Scheduling must be a bitch.

Anyway, as luck would have it, I own a small coffee shop and usually have a little free time on my hands before people start stumbling in for their daily fix. You have done a lot for me so I figured it is time for me to chip in and help you out a bit. It's no big deal really. Happy to do it. Also, this seems more efficient than bringing a bunch of signs to the show. They are hard to carry and I'm sure you get tired of squinting through the lights every night trying to read them. Win - Win.

I went ahead studied your shows from 2014 and I think I have kept it pretty close to what you have been trying to accomplish.  In the interest of full disclosure, I suppose I should mention I am bringing my ten year old son Owen  tonight for his first blown E. Street show (He caught you solo with the Prez in 2012) so I suppose my intentions aren't completely altruistic . Admittedly, I  sprinkled in tracks to stack the deck a little in his favor.

Here you go, feel free to print out as many copies as you need. You're welcome. Good luck tonight!

Setlist: Bruce Springsteen Nationwide Arena Columbus, OH Tuesday April 15th

High Hopes

Badlands

Darkness on the Edge of Town

Two Hearts

Bobby Jean

Wrecking Ball

Death to My Hometown

Atlantic City

Shackled and Drawn

Heaven's Wall

Because the Night

--You can pick a "sign request" here though I would appreciate you looking for "Long Walk Home" or "Lucky Town."

Darlington County or Cadillac Ranch

American Skin

Promised Land 

Ghost of Tom Joad

The Rising

The Land of Hope and Dreams

Encore:

Racing in the Street  (Read the chapter of the same title in the book "Hitless Wonder - A Life in Minor League Rock n Roll" and you will understand why this is a good Columbus choice.)

Born to Run

10th Ave Freeze-Out

Dancing in the Dark

Encore 2: 

You can decide.

Colin Gawel plays in the band Watershed. He once met Bruce Springsteen and wrote about it. Click here to read. He also was chosen to perform with his band the Lonely Bones at the Springsteen Exhibit opening at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.