Watershed Opening For Cheap Trick! House of Blues, Myrtle Beach, S.C., Friday Oct. 3rd

Folks, it's been a long time coming, but the stars have finally aligned and Watershed will be reclaiming their rightful role as the ultimate opening act for Cheap Trick,  Friday October 3rd at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach, SC. 

If you have a pulse or have read the best selling book Hitless Wonder, I don't have to tell you: Cheap Trick + Watershed + a great venue + the beach = miss this and you are a chump.

Click here for a link to tickets

Click here to read The Complete Cheap Trick Song Rankings which explains why Cheap Trick is America's greatest rock band and why Watershed opening makes the night extra special.           

OK, got your tickets? These two hotels are right by the HOB, on the beach and personally recommended.

Click here for Ocean Creek Resort. Rooms at $100, right on the beach. 

Click here for North Beach Plantation. Rooms around $110

There you go. 

Get busy living or get busy regretting 

See you there. - Colin G.

All I've Ever Wanted To Do by Ricki C.

All I’ve ever wanted to do – since I was 13 years old in 1965 – is to go see bands play.  (Before that, all I ever wanted to do was to be a soldier in World War II, but since I was 12 years old in 1964 and the war ended in 1945, that goal was largely out of my reach by that point.) 

The first time I ever saw a rock & roll band play live was when my sainted Italian mother – who, by the way, worked 35 years as a waitress and later a hostess at Scioto Country Club in Upper Arlington – called my older sister and had her bring me to the Club on a Saturday night because there was, in my mom’s words, “a rock combo playing.”  

Looking back I now realize that the band was probably a group of Upper Arlington High School kids, at least one of whom had a father who was a member at Scioto.  I wasn’t allowed in the main ballroom, of course, being just a child of The Help, but even watching from the door to the kitchen I was utterly mesmerized by these kids – probably only three or four years older than me – bashing out the rock & roll.  To borrow a phrase from my former employer, Hamell On Trial, my brain exploded at that searingly close proximity to rock & roll music.

That was the night I learned to love live rock & roll music.  (I also learned a lot about the distribution of wealth in the United Sates and the myth of the classless American society peeking out of that kitchen door, and having to duck back inside anytime a Scioto member or their kids happened to glance my way.)  For right then, though, all I knew was that those four boys – in their paisley shirts & striped pants – were conjuring up a truly mighty din.  Their teenage peers were dancing their little hearts out.  Their parents – and many other adults – were holding their hands over their ears.  Kick out the jams, indeed.  It quite literally took my breath away.

I’d watched The Beatles and The Dave Clark 5 and Gerry & the Pacemakers and The Animals and The Rolling Stones and all of the other British Invasion acts on television, on the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace (I don’t think Shindig and Hullabaloo had even debuted by that time), but I had never seen a live rock & roll band up close and personal, had never shared an enclosed space with that electrically-amplified, brain-numbingly loud noise, drive & excitement. 

I think I probably watched that band – who shall forever remain nameless to me – for at least 45 minutes, and I’m sure they played all cover tunes, but I don’t remember a single song except “Gloria,” which that Upper Arlington quartet NAILED but good.  I don’t know for sure if my lifelong love affair with that Van Morrison/Them tune began that night, but I do know that “G-L-O-R-I-A” is one of my five favorite songs of all time, and rock & roll’s most perfect, most primal rallying cry.  (Just ask Patti Smith or Willie Phoenix.)

After that night my dad – in his nighttime second-job position as ticket agent for Central Ticket Office – started getting me into national touring rock shows at Vet’s Memorial.  I also started taking the bus downtown every Saturday afternoon to see bands, first at Lazarus and later at Morehouse Fashion – the two big Columbus department stores – when they started booking local rock bands in their Junior Misses departments to bring in the teen girl shoppers for groovy fashions and – by extension – the teen boys who would follow those teen girls pretty much anywhere. 

I liked records and used all of my lunch & bus money (I’d hitchhike home from school, knowledge that would have killed my mother) and all of the money I earned working at the Dairy Queen across the street from our house on Sullivant Avenue to buy them, but really what I liked was watching bands play live.  At one point in my life – fairly early on – I concluded that ALL records should be recorded live, because if the bands couldn’t cut it to record live, they shouldn’t be making records.  In many ways, I stand by that notion to this day.  It certainly would have saved us from a fuckload of bad music – starting with The Beatles after “Revolver” and ending with Mumford & Sons.   

It has occurred to me recently that almost every single thing I’ve done in my entire life I did so that I could go see bands play.

I turned 62 years old on June 30th, and just started collecting Social Security, so this is not a particularly auspicious thing to realize; at least to most of respectable, workaday society.

I started playing in bands in high school so that it would be easier for me to go see bands play, including the ones I was in.  (I also did it to meet girls, but that's whole 'nother blog.)  I stayed in college long enough to stay out of the Vietnam War, but not long enough to graduate.  And then for twenty years I worked in warehouses, unloading trucks, so that I had enough money to go see bands play.

I couldn’t begin to go into all the bands I’ve seen in the past 49 years:  from Columbus bands The Dantes, The Fifth Order, The Grayps, The Godz, Black Leather Touch, The Shadowlords, Gunshy Ministers, Howlin’ Maggie, Mrs. Children, and probably dozens more.  I saw Watershed dozens of times BEFORE I worked for them and dozens after.  I saw Paul Revere & the Raiders, Bob Dylan's first electric tour with The Hawks, The Turtles, The Jimi Hendix Experience, The Doors, The Left Banke, Cream, Janis Joplin, and – most crucially, in 1969, the best live show I ever witnessed – The Who.  I saw everybody in the 1970’s, from bands I loved – The Kinks, Mott The Hoople, The New York Dolls, Cheap Trick, AC/DC, the Patti Smith Group and Aerosmith – to bands I hated and later learned to despise – Styx, Rush, Triumph – to bands I loved then and hate now – The Eagles.         

I saw The Stooges – the original band, with Ron Asheton on guitar – TWICE while I was still in high school.  I saw Brownsville Station – the pride of Ann Arbor, Michigan, with the immortal Cub Koda on lead guitar – a dozen times between 1969 and 1972 with my high school best friend & bandmate Dave Blackburn, the person who taught me more about music and rock & roll and life than anybody else on this planet, and to this day Brownsville remains one of the five best live bands I’ve seen in my entire rock & roll existence.  It was like seeing The Who every few weeks, like Pete & Keith and company were a local band.  I saw Mink DeVille, Nick Lowe & Rockpile, and Elvis Costello & the Attractions all in one night in Cincinnati one time.  I’ve seen Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band and Ian Hunter – both with Mott The Hoople and in his solo years – more times than any other national acts, and over a longer span of years: 1970 to 2013 for Ian, 1976 to this past April for Bruce.

I’ve had my head knocked sideways by the most unexpected bands in the weirdest places: by a band of teenagers called The First Ship that sounded like Fairport Convention backed by The Velvet Underground in a small town in Canada when I was on the road with Hamell On Trial; by 1970’s singer/songwriter Marshall Chapman, whose live performance at a beach-bar happy hour while I was on vacation around 1985 somewhere in South Carolina was so much better than her records that it made my heart hurt; by Pete & Maura Kennedy playing an in-store at the old Border’s Book Store at Kenny & Henderson at 11 am on a Sunday morning, with only three other people in attendance, one of whom turned out to be Dr. Mark Segal, who I didn't meet until years later when I started working at Ace In The Hole Music, where he was a regular customer and became my good friend.  

I saw the Jim Carroll Band, The Replacements, REM, The Del-Lords, Violent Femmes, Marshall Crenshaw and Prince – among many others – in the 1980’s.  I saw five of my favorite singer/songwriters – Richard Thompson, Dave Alvin, Steve Earle,  Lucinda Williams and Alejandro Escovedo – in the 1990’s.  I didn’t see my all-time rock & roll hero, Elliott Murphy, until 1992, but it was worth the wait.  Somewhere in all that I saw the three best live rock & roll bands that you never saw – Bronx’s The Dictators, Boston’s The Neighborhoods and Columbus’ Romantic Noise. 

At the dawn of the 21st century – owing to a small inheritance from my mom & dad – I was able to stop unloading trucks in warehouses and to start working in record stores and being a roadie for bands.  From 2000 to 2014 I’ve seen exactly three rock & roll bands I didn’t see in the 20th century who were truly epic – The Strokes, The White Stripes, and The Avett Brothers – but I’m still out there looking.

Because all I’ve ever wanted to do is to go see bands play. - Ricki C. / The last day of summer, 2014.

Insider's Guide to Independents' Day Festival

Full disclosure: I have been a huge fan of this festival since it started and was honored when The Lonely Bones were chosen to perform and was happy to oblige when Watershed was asked for their only Columbus appearance a couple years back. What makes it so special? Hell, I can't define that. You will know it when you see it, so please make plans to attend the weekend September 19-21.  Click here for full schedule.

 In the meantime, let's get the straight dope from the Indy Day braintrust.

1) Obviously, the big question would be after all the success Independents' Day enjoyed downtown, why the move to Franklinton?

Adam Brouillette, Independents' Day Board Chair + Independents' Day Co-Founder: We moved to Franklinton for greater opportunity. We had largely outgrown our downtown location and in a search for our new home, we found Franklinton well-suited to the ethos the festival tries to adhere to. The partner neighbors, the ample space, and the diminished logistical issues have been beneficial to the growth of the festival. Now, as the neighborhood grows, we can grow with it. 

Michael S. Brown, Independents' Day Board Member + Co-Founder: Gay Street has seen incredible growth over the past seven years and we love it, but we also saw that there is some very real creative energy building in Franklinton, and that makes for a very attractive canvas.  Standing down near 400 W. Rich just begs the question, what next?  We think that the more people see it filled with life and art, the more they will love it and find ways to integrate that creative energy into whatever it is they are doing. 

 

2) Were you involved with this festival from the start? How did it begin?

Erin Corrigan, Independents' Day Board Member: I was lucky enough to be involved more or less from the beginning. The first Independents' Day was put together in an extremely short time-frame, so there was some very direct outreach to determine who could do what and how fast. I was the service chair for Cap Square Rotary at the time, so I was able to commit the club to providing some volunteers, and then worked on coordinating the rest with help from CYP (Columbus Young Professionals), other groups, and friends. We started with a few dozen volunteers, and now we recruit more than 300!

***it's not too late to volunteer! free T-shirt and beer tokens! Click here to sign up!

Brown: The summer before the first Independents’s Day there was a great crew of creative people who kept intercepting at events and festivals, we all felt there was an energy that needed to be tapped and that wasn’t getting showcased enough at other fests.  We knew we could get beer and bands together, but we believed the creative community is a lot bigger than that, so we tried to build the festival around that ethos.  This was also a time when downtown was just starting to show signs of a come-back, Gay Street was an open canvas that we felt we could fill in with fun and music.  It worked and we not only enjoyed each year more than the last, we built a community of organizers and volunteers who may not have every really worked together if not for ID.

3) It seems that Independents' Day is always a cut above other festivals as for quality of live music, what is your secret?

James Allison, 2014 Music Chair: We have about 20 people involved on the music committee that cover a range of tastes, eras, scenes, and genres who get an equal say in what gets booked for the festival. I think the greatest strength of the music line up at Independents' Day is its diversity. On top of that, we also try and focus on unique and rare experiences. We always dream big at the start of the booking process with reunions, collaborations, etc. We'll never gawk at a suggestion and always explore the possibilities. I think everyone's usually surprised by how many of them actually work out.

4) If someone was planning to attend this year, give me a couple can't miss options food, music or otherwise?

Corrigan: In addition to all the usual festivities, there are some really amazing things we've never tried before, including:

• Pinata Thunderdome 

We've recruited local artists to craft special works of piñata art just for us.

• Shipping Container Park

We've challenged a group of vendors to turn shipping containers into retail stores, art galleries, food concepts and alternative spaces for the weekend.

• Battle of the Pig

At 5 p.m. on Saturday, two of the city's best-known chefs will battle it out, preparing a series of pork-centric dishes for our panel of judges, and only one will be named King of the Pig! 

• PBR Skate Ramp

Our friends at Pabst Blue Ribbon and Abnormal Allies will be building and skating a PBR themed skate ramp all day. Stop by to check out riders on half pipes and fun boxes doing wall rides, grinds, and flips.

• Mini Moss Terrariums

This free of charge feature will provide you with the sand, soil, stones, moss, bark & a tiny glass container you need to make your very own terrarium.

• Urban Mini-Golf 

Scenesters may remember the A-Holes (art holes) mini-golf from a few years ago... well, it's back! Each of the nine holes was designed by a local group of artists to create a one-of-a-kind mini-golf experience.

In addition, we'll have some 30-foot visual pieces that will really bring a new dimension to the festival.

And last but certainly not least, James' music picks: sets by J Rawls and his stream of proteges; Happy Chichester, who's taking a break from his string of solo sets to perform with a drummer; and The Floorwalkers with Jared Mahone. All three of those sets are going to feature unique collaborations with different artists that you probably won't see again, or at least for a long time.

An Open Letter to Bono - by Brian Phillips

Dear Bono,

I write this with love in my heart. This is not trolling, but constructive criticism. 

When I was 17 I heard "New Year's Day" on MTV and ran down to the only record store in my small Washington State town to buy the 45. I played it over and over. I bought "War" soon after. My sister gave me "October" for Christmas. I was hooked. "Boy" soon followed and I was caught up. Over and over... over and over. Those three records ushered me through that universal period when "boy meets man." 

By the time I got a chance to see your band, in the Tacoma Dome 1992, your show was an "outrageous" $28 (seems quaint now doesn't it?). It was a night I'll never forget. For us now-greying old farts U2 was our Led Zeppelin, our Who, our Beatles. I love all those bands, but  you need your own.... bands that come of age when you do. Many years before my first U2 show I saw "Red Rocks" on Canadian TV (an advantage to growing up 20 miles from the border) and I thought it was the most amazing, revolutionary thing I'd ever seen. In my world, far from New York, far from London, (hell, it took two and half hours to get to Seattle) there was nothing like U2 until there was U2. You opened my mind to The Clash, R.E.M.... I could go on as my record collection will attest. U2 were my gateway drug. 

Getting to my point then... I have a big problem with what U2 pulled off today. People don't see this thing as "free, but paid for," as you put it, but "FREE." You've devalued what some of us still value, but more importantly, you've devalued a lot of hard work put forth by others. Just today a lot of cool artists released albums.... Delta Spirit, Interpol, The Kooks, Death From Above 1979, Vance Joy, and Ryan Adams to name a few. Their records cost money to make as yours did. The difference, of course, is they have to take their records to a brutal marketplace and you don't. To cut to the quick, you're not competing.....you've taken the easy way out. 

Also, and more selfishly I'll admit, you've cut radio out entirely. I've been in the radio business for my entire adult life. You helped light that fire! Hell, for me this goes back to college radio. When The Joshua Tree came in the mail we were beyond excited. It was an event. It went right on the air. By the time Achtung Baby rolled around I was working in Seattle and "The Fly" went from the UPS guy right to air. Ah! Those were the days. Opening the box and banging that record right on the airwaves for the people to hear! 

I've got news for you, my radio station still lives by those values. CD1025 in Columbus, Ohio has been here 25 years... predating even this old warhorse. We would have made your record an event! Out of the..... email... and right on the air. Apple can't match that brother. No way. There's no soul there. Radio has soul. Anyone can turn on the radio. It's democracy!

This whole thing bums me out, Bono. I play your music on the radio all the time, and I've been talking about how you've been working with Dangermouse on a new album. It was supposed to be an event. Instead it's a phone. Granted, a cool phone that can churn out amazing HD footage of a U2 show.... from the front... where it costs way more than 28 bucks. 

Sincerely,

Brian Phillips,

Lifer

Here's a link that helps explain this:

http://pitchfork.com/news/53827-u2-release-new-album-songs-of-innocence-for-free-on-itunes/

"You Lost to Appalachian State" - Dead Schembechlers (Live Footage)

I THINK EVEN JOHHNY RAMONE WOULD AGREE THAT THIS IS THE FINEST PUNK ROCK SONG EVER WRITTEN ABOUT APPALACHIAN STATE.

Click here to purchase the studio version or enjoy the live footage below. 

Will the Dead Schembechlers perform this year? Click here to visit Dead Schembechlers.com

The Dead Schembechlers perform "You Lost To Appalachian State" during their 200H8 Reunion Show at the House of Crave in Columbus, OH. Nov 21st, 2008 *Update: 11-20-09* Hey, this video was recently used in an article on AnnArbor.com in regards to the schembechlers canceling their 2009 shows.


Watershed Really Blew It (Again), By Not Playing FMMF by Jeff Hassler

Well, the big weekend has finally arrived! The Fashion Meets Music Festival is taking Columbus - and the United States - by storm. THIS is the festival that will put Columbus on the map. THIS is the festival that will dwarf Comfest and rival SXSW for national credibility. And you know who turned down the opportunity to perform? You guessed it, my pals in Watershed. 

What makes it worse is that Colin didn't even ask the other guys in the band if they were interested in doing it. As hard as this is to believe, I happened to be standing with Colin both times he was asked. Once at a certain coffee shop, and once before a happy hour show at a music club in Grandview. Both times he nearly cut off the person asking by quickly responding, "Thanks for the offer, but we aren't available during that time. Good luck!"

I happened to know that Watershed was more than available during "that time" since we are having our  Pencilstorm fantasy football draft that same weekend. When I asked politely why he was so quick to dismiss such an opportunity at a new, first class festival he got short with me as usual. 

"Hassler, look at me. Look at what I am wearing. Why would Watershed perform at a Fashion Festival? I mean, I write songs because pretty boys who dressed nice got all the girls in high school anyway. At least the ones left over from the jocks. What's next? Should we play at Reggae fest? Or maybe between matches at the state high school wrestling tournament?"

See what I mean? Such a smart ass. Well, I hate to break the news to Colin, but once again, the joke is on him. Turns out they could have possibly been opening for O.A.R., one of the hottest most respected rock bands in the world. For a band like Watershed, that is most famous for having a book about them called, "Hitless Wonder," you would think Colin would recognize this could be THE BIG BREAK to signing with another major label. FMMF is going to as big as SXSW (or at least NXNW) and WSHED might have had a plum spot. We will never know. Think of all the successful music executives from LA and New York who could have turned out to catch their set. 

To make matters worse, Colin and the Watershed guys are all excited to drive 600 miles to open for Cheap Trick at the House of Blues in Myrtle Beach in October. OK, let's play Rock Manager 101: Option #1) Drive 600 miles to open for a band not even in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame; or #2) Drive 5 miles to open for a band - OAR - that most likely WILL make the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. 

In full disclosure, I have to admit I am a huge OAR fan going back to my fraternity days at OSU. In fact, my ex-wife Kim and I got pinned right before at one of their early shows at the PHI Delts Nookiefest party. (Lighten up, all proceeds went to stop human trafficking, or at least that's what the frat brothers told Kim.) It was obvious that night these guys were going to be stars. At least what I remember from it. Long story!

Anyway, because the Watershed guys are my friends and I want what's best for them I tried to appeal to Ricki C. to talk some sense into Colin. I mean, Ricki loves arguing about the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I would have expected him to see my point. I had Ricki check out the FMMF website and all he said was, "Jeff, the opening sentence of their press release has a grammatical error in it, and the second paragraph has a misspelled word, which in my eyes tends to undermine the hugeness of the event, in that they couldn't be bothered to hire a semi-competent copywriter and/or proofreader.  And if it is indeed 'The Nations...largest and first collaborative fusion festival,' doesn't it follow that it also  could be the first and smallest, the first and mangiest, the first and hungriest, the first and stupidest? I mean, it is the first one, after all."

Leave it to Ricki C. to get all bogged down in grammar.  

When I made one last appeal to Colin to reconsider, I argued how fashion had indeed influenced his music. "How is that, Hassler?"

"Uh, maybe your biggest song, "BLACK CONCERT T SHIRT?"

"Jeff, will you please, please, just shut up."

OK, Colin, have it your way, but don't blame me when all the other bands at FMMF get signed and once again you guys are left wondering what went wrong.

I love ya brother, but you blew this one. Just sayin'. 

Jeff Hassler is recently divorced and lives in a one bedroom apartment near Grandview Yards.

Click here to read his other stories featuring Bon Jovi, Kiss and Dead Schembechlers.

 

OK, Hassler here again, Don't take my word for it. Check out this clip of OAR performing live at Madison Square Garden playing my favorite OAR song, "Crazy Game of Poker". If you look close before the first chorus you can see my ex-wife Kim briefly (though we were "taking a break" from dating that Spring. Long story!) This song has it all: balls, reggae, great lyrics and showmanship. Below that is some clip of Cheap Trick that Colin makes me sit through every time he has more than eight beers so needless to say, I have seen it A LOT. It is in some park or something. Sad, really. I think you will see my point. Hassler is out.

O.A.R. - Headed to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.....

O.A.R.: Live from Madison Square Garden from 2007

Cheap Trick, not in the Rock Hall of Fame.... 

Cheap Trick - Gonna Raise Hell - from "Silver" DVD - www.cheaptrick.com