Wes John Cichosz Threads the Needle with New Record - by Matt Walters

In order to succeed in today's music industry, artists are frequently encouraged to have the widest possible appeal. 

Be immediate.

Be universal.

Don't ever be obscure!

After all, in this digital download age, instant gratification has become the calling card of the marketplace. To satisfy restless fans in the ADD era, where tens of millions of entertainment options are available at any possible second, there is simply no room left for an emerging artist to try to be an acquired taste. There's too little mantle space left to display a newly-discovered curio, anyway, with all of the instantaneous access we have to million of songs. Yes, it would be sheer folly for any artist to attempt to become that unlikely favorite you loudly champion in that back room to your oldest friends, as the hours turn from late to early, and as the scotch runs three fingers deeper....

..and yet, against all odds...Wes John Cichosz will be exactly that thing, should you give him the opportunity. 

Cichosz's sophomore effort, "The Moon Threads a Needle" is an exceptional triumph of nuance and subtlety. Each of the nine tracks are a distinctive blend of sophisticated musicianship and incisive lyrical wit, set against a backdrop of uniquely imaginative arrangement. 

It's the early solo work of Paul Simon (at his most sardonically clever and concise) blending with hints of Steely Dan at the height of their tragically sharp wit and stupefying arrangement powers. It's the muscles of Zappa's compositional prowess flexing to couple with the mellifluous delicacy and dynamics of the great late-70s solo artists: Lowell George, Loggins and Messina, and yes, Boz Scaggs. 

If these seem contradictory, believe me, they should be. This record should be a convoluted, disastrous mess. However, "Moon" is quite the opposite. Wes has painstakingly synthesized these sharply distinct ingredients into an cool, organic, cohesive stew that simultaneously cooks and flows. 

In a word, it's fucking brilliant.  (Okay, that's two words. Here's two more: Sue me.)

The album opener and lead single, "Everybody Says," contains so many things that "everybody" would probably caution you against doing in a song these days...beyond the ridiculously irresistible chorus, of course. 

There's way too much exposition before we hit the first hook.  There's way too little volume going on to excite and titillate the impatient, and there's way too many key changes to grab the listener. Ah, but grab you, it does- and his songs don't exactly do a good job of letting go, once their hooks sink in. As it turns out, the acoustic exposition is utterly crucial to change your ear from hearing to listening, while the space within the Royal Scam-influenced verse lets the wine of the words breathe, and the chorus arrangement features a sophistication that is curiously never overbearing despite its playful dance. 

This track is a tour-de-force of all things that encompass the totality of Cichosz: the top-shelf musicianship featuring his brilliant acoustic guitar phrasings and virtuoso-caliber saxophone; the deliberate arrangements that always sound effortless beyond the complexity they betray to the careful listener; the iconoclastic, against-the-grain philosophy of the sharp-tongued anti-hero he crafts, his voice filled to the brim with the rough-hewn character and subtle dynamics that his incredible lyrics demand. All of it is channeled through an observational-but-cutting lyrical humor that is woven to tie it all together, standing steadfast, just on the dry side of dry, just on the funny side of helpless, just on the right side of cynical despair. It's crucial to it all. 

The title track spills out of that first song in the second position, almost as a plaintive sigh of relief, as a wheeze of a guitar phrase that resolves into a caesura, and then breathes into a pleasant, understated melodic theme. "The Moon Threads A Needle" is the perfect linking verb in the first paragraph of an essay, featuring beautiful reeds and a nice set of harmonies over an anti-chorus, which is really more of a resting point between complex musical passages than a hook. Still, it manages to get into your head in the most subversive of ways. The highlight actually threading the needle is a dizzying middle eight, conjuring instrumental Zappa in the perfect part of his compositional career- after he abandoned the cheap thrills of pure satire, but before he waded so far into the synclavier that he forgot how to really make a band routinely dazzle an audience. 

I've always felt there was a natural link between album sequencing and a proper batting order in baseball, and so the most immediate and best pure pop song of the album, "Kittens and Ice Cream," coming in at #3 in the lineup (the best hitter for average), tickles me even beyond memes of the two titular nouns ever could. It's thematically reminiscent of "Something in 4/4 time" from the underrated 1980 Daryl Hall solo LP "Sacred Songs" (where Daryl's catchy commentary on label executives goes nuclear after a Robert Fripp guitar break with reversed rhythm patterns is inserted into an otherwise tailor-made radio hit); here we have a common-key, artfully crafted pop song with an insidiously toe-tapping chorus admonishing us of the evils of modern consumerism. The punchline is everything, though. Wes' sarcastic optimist still hopes for the best, despite "the clear and present manger never seem(ing) so far away", wishing that "one day skies will open up to equal rain." He's always riding the edge with a wink and a smile, rather than cynically diving over it. I love that. 

I could go track by track and reveal all of the details I've personally mined from this incredible album, but to do that would simply rob you of the discovery I hope you dare to make for yourself. All of the other tracks contain similar musical and lyrical depth, and like all other exceptional albums, it's almost impossible for me to choose my least favorite song. The "Blackout" opening lyrical couplet is a brilliant observation on life's spell of diminishment (one I've definitely felt resonate while occasionally lost in the wilderness of my own head in an increasingly confusing music industry); "Important Stallion" showcases Wes' supple, modular, crack band of Chicago professionals in their hottest bebop shuffle, behind the beat but aggressive...a loose feel, but tight as hell; "Bottle Made of Twine" pushes the sonic climax of the album into progressive territory, in ways that are truly daring...but never truly pretentious, with breathtaking dynamic contrast through it all. "The Birds of November 6th" contains the sweetest jazz vocal harmonies, borrowing all the right things from yacht rock while checking the self indulgence at the door. "The Only Day" is a fitting exercise in the confident restraint of a great songwriter, and "When Molly Got Lost" has an undeniable roll of a rhythm paired with an infectious call and response.

In another era, Wes John Cichosz would be a Signed, Fully Financed Artist, one who would already be making his way around sold out mid-level venues with the muscle of a Columbia or Warner Bros behind him, as he gathered momentum towards the next phase of his career. Yes, he's that good. It's sad that with the evaporation of truly exploitable financial opportunities in the music industry, some truly deserving artists can't get the exposure to lead them to that Big Break. However, like Wes' lovable anti-hero, I also happen to be a not-quite-cynical optimist, preferring to believe that one day skies will open up to equal rain, too, and that the Wes John Cichoszs of the world will get their due alongside the other great songwriting virtuosos we already know. My advice is to jump on board now... because it never goes out of style to be the first one of your friends to find a gem like him.     Click here for his website

 

Matt Walters is a retired professional poker player, theatre industry Union thug, lead guitarist and keyboard player for Roxy Swain, and the songwriter, vocalist and frontman of Sixcups. When not negotiating, recording, or performing, he is typically found at Galloping Ghost in Brookfield Illinois, setting high scores on obscure Japanese arcade games. He still resides in Oak Park, IL after all these years, and is occasionally persuaded to write about music.

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I'll Tell You Who Belongs In the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - by Colin Gawel

Nineteen acts have been nominated to be inducted in the rock and roll hall of fame in 2018. Fans can vote for five acts they feel deserve the nod by clicking here. I'll go ahead and save you the trouble and tell you who gets the thumbs up and thumbs down. I know there is the popular misconception that arguments for and against the rock hall are purely subjective. I concede this is the case for everybody on the planet except for one person. Me. My opinion is strictly objective. 

I think reasonable people can agree that being a member of Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? gives me added insight compared to just a "regular" music fan.  I know what you are thinking, "Why does Colin waste his time sharing his thoughts with us bloggees when he could just as easily send a text to Jann Wenner telling him who should be in the rock hall?" 

That's a tough question, but a fair one. The simple truth is that while it is true I am over qualified to write this article and share it with you nice folks, I am no elitist. Rock n roll is music for the people so it would be selfish of me to keep my insights to myself. Possibly even cruel. So on that note, let's boogie!

No Brainers: Judas Priest and Radiohead. Metal has been under-represented and along with Iron Maiden, nothing has held up better over time than Priest. As for RH, they are the REM of their generation. I was a bigger fan of The Bends though everybody lost their shit over OK Computer. Also of note is that the rock hall induction has become a televised HBO concert so they need some actual fans to fill an arena. Having these two bands on the bill would be a good start. I have three votes left.

 I can appreciate what Link Wray, Nina Simone, Kate Bush and Sister Rosetta Sharp have contributed to the rock and roll cause, but they don't deserve a vote here. The rock hall needs to slide them in some back door the way Baseball does with their veterans committee. I still have three votes left and 13 bands to choose from. 

Good bands, but not Hall of Fame worthy:

Eurythmics - Nice videos sure, but the band barely toured. Without MTV would they even exist? I do love the song Why by Annie Lennox, though.

J. Geils Band - I know, I know, everybody on the West side of Columbus loves J. Geils. Yes, they were a very, very good bar band who broke through the mainstream with Freeze Frame. But, very good is not HOF worthy. Bonus points for the bouncing ball lyrics on the Love Stinks video and the fact you could rub one out to Centerfold on MTV in middle school if you didn't have time to wait around for a Madonna video. 

Dire Straits - I could be won over by the case for Mark Knopfler. Now, that guy has had a career. Dire Straights, Notting Hillbillies, Princess Bride, all that cool shit with Emmylou Harris. But just Dire Straits? They may get the money for nuthin' and chicks for free, but no rock hall for you.

Moody Blues - Naw 

I have three votes left and nine bands to choose from. 

The Zombies - I wanted to get on board with these guys but they only put out two records in their hey day. If you only put out two records, one better be call Appetite for Destruction. Thumbs down.  (editor's note: Two records in their heyday? Not even close, Colin, not even close, but don't get me started.) (My note back to Ricki C. Right now I'm staring at The Zombies discography and they have a release in 1965, one in 1968 and not another until 1991 - Colin) 

The Cars - Speaking of amazing debut records, The Cars may be the best in history. How many other bands arrived on the scene fully formed? Off the top of my head.......

AC/DC - Jailbreak     Guns n Roses - Appetite    Tracy Chapman   Maybe Ramones?

and The Cars. Problem is, they sort of ran out of steam soon after and sunk into self-parody with the Mutt Lange produced Hello Again bumble bee video stuff.  Ugh. Lots to like here and I want to root for Elliot Easton but The Cars don't quite deserve it. Though they will probably get inducted to help fill seats in the ceremony. Thumbs Down. 

Rage Against the Machine - Damn, I've come around to these guys and that concert in England is jaw dropping but if Rage is going to get in I suppose it's only fair the MC5 get in first. Thumbs down.

MC5 - Ok, Ricki and Big $ love this band and they score huge points for Kick Out the Jams and having their manager get busted twice for selling weed to the same undercover agent. My knock against the 5 for all their swag is how many great songs do they really have? Ah, hell, who needs great songs when you can just scream KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS! The MC5 have waited long enough. Thumbs up. 

Two votes left for five bands. 

Rufus featuring Shaka Kahn? What the hell is that? No.

Bon Jovi - As I wrote in a separate piece, the only argument for Bon Jovi is their huge record sales during the late 80's. Upon closer examination during the same period Whitesnake was selling six million records and even Stryper went platinum. Bon Jovi are the Sammy Sosa of rock n roll. Inflated numbers masking their awfulness. They are a better version of KISS during the Crazy Nights era. Does that deserve to be immortalized? Ten thumbs down. 

Two votes for three bands

The Meters - When in doubt go with a band from New Orleans. Somebody is going to have to get people dancing at the induction ceremony after Radiohead performs. These guys can lay it down. Beat out J. Geils for my vote. Thumbs up. 

Two Votes - Two Bands

Hmm....this comes down to a difference of styles. I know people love Depeche Mode and that Personal Jesus song was pretty bad-ass but.....

LL Cool J stood next to Rick Rubin at the very beginning of the NYC hip hop scene. Run DMC, The Beastie Boys and Public Enemy soon followed. I've never bought that stupid veiled racist bullshit that rap isn't rock. Crank up Mama Said Knock You Out next to Ace of Spades and let's call it a draw. 

Thumbs up to LL Cool Jay. Depeche Mode has to wait another year.

So the 2018 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductees are:

Judas Priest - Radiohead - The MC5  - The Meters - LL Cool J

Colin Gawel plays in Watershed and the League Bowlers. He founded Pencilstorm just so he could write about stuff like this while ignoring customers at Colin's Coffee. 

 

 

Ray Davies is the Best Songwriter Ever. Exhibit B - Thanksgiving Day

Sure, Ray and The Kinks recorded arguably the greatest Christmas song ever but is that enough for Ray? Surely not. He just had to go ahead and write a Thanksgiving song. Who does that? Nobody except Ray Davies. Happy Thanksgiving!  Lyrics and video below

                          Click here view Ray Davies is the best songwriter Exhibit A

                               

                               Thanksgiving Day by Ray Davies

Are you going on Thanksgiving Day
To those family celebrations?
Passing on knowledge down through the years
At the gathering of generations

Every year it's the same routine
All over, all over
Come on over, it's Thanksgiving Day

Papa looks over at the small gathering
Remembering days gone by
Smiles at the children as he watches them play
And wishes his wife was still by his side

She would always cook dinner on Thanksgiving Day
It's all over, it's all over
It's all over the American way
But sometimes the children are so far away

And in a dark apartment on the wrong side of town
A lonely spinster prays
For a handsome lover and a passionate embrace
And kisses all over, all over
All over her American face

It's all over, it's all over, it's all over

'Cause today she feels so far away
From the friends in her hometown
So she runs for the Greyhound
She'll spend hours on the bus but she'll reach town
For Thanksgiving Day

Come on over, come on over
Come on over, it's Thanksgiving Day
Come on over, come on over
Come on over, come on over
Come on over, it's Thanksgiving Day

At a truck stop a man sits alone at the bar
Estranged in isolation
It's been a while now and he seems so far
From those distant celebrations

He thinks back to all the mistakes that he made
To a time when he was so young and green
Innocent days when they both looked forward to that
Great American dream

Now it's all over, it's all over, all over
And all over America people are going home
On Thanksgiving Day

Now Papa looks out of the window
The sight brings a smile to his face
He sees all his children coming back home
Together on this special day

Come on over, come on over
Come on over, it's Thanksgiving Day

2005, promoting his EP 'Thanksgiving Day' and LP 'Other People's Lives'

Ranking Every AC/DC Record and a Review of Rock or Bust - by Scott Plez

RIP Malcolm Young. Originally posted 2015.

Stevie Young looks just like a Young.

Stevie Young looks just like a Young.

In earlier columns for Pencil Storm, I have courted the anger of readers by saying that soccer is boring and that “SEC bias” is a myth. I’m a bit of a contrarian sometimes. Always have been. Today, though, I will begin with a thesis that is sure to shock or offend no one. Here goes: AC/DC rocks. There, I said it and I don’t care who hears it!

Colin Gawel asked if I would be interested in reviewing the new album, Rock or Bust, and ranking it within the AC/DC catalog. Is it better than their previous album, Black Ice, which came out in 2008? Is Malcolm Young’s absence noticeable? These and other questions must be answered, and if you don’t trust my opinion on these matters, who would you trust? (Hint: Go ahead and trust me on anything related to AC/DC.)

I can review the album quicker than Angus can drop his pants, actually: It rocks hard from beginning to end. What do you expect? It’s AC/DC. 

But I can elaborate, if you wish.

This album is exactly what I expected it to be because it is exactly what their recent albums have been: one or two good songs and a bunch of filler songs to get it up to album length. Even the filler songs SOUND great, though. By that I mean that the band always sounds like AC/DC. No matter what they’re playing, the AC/DC ensemble has that spare-but-somehow-full-at-the-same-time sound they are known for. It’s amazing. If you have ever played in a band, you have no doubt tried at times to sound like AC/DC, and even though what they do doesn’t sound like it should be hard, you can’t do it, no matter how much you may have studied the supposedly simple formula they use. 

The good songs, predictably enough, are the two singles, “Play Ball” and “Rock or Bust.” After that, Rock or Bust just sounds like a band that isn’t trying very hard, but they still give you that hint of their former greatness even when they’re not trying. At this point, AC/DC is like a late-career Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. In the 1980s, he was still a damn good player even though he wasn’t putting much effort into the game, and every now and then, he looked as great as ever. Late Kareem only played like his former self when he really needed to, though: in the playoffs or in the last few minutes of a close game. 

Likewise, AC/DC only sounds like a great rock and roll band these days when they really need to: on the songs they intend to release as singles or play live. I can’t think of a band that is more perfectly defined by their radio hits and stadium rockers than AC/DC has been over the last twenty five years.

In that time, they have released six studio albums, and all of them are more or less totally forgettable other than the singles and the title songs. Blow Up Your Video (1988) had “Heatseeker” and “That’s the Way I Wanna Rock and Roll.” After that, what was on that album? Anyone remember? Probably not. Same goes for all of the albums since then.

I’ll come back to that idea in a minute, but first, let me answer some crucial questions about Rock or Bust.

Q1: Is Malcolm’s absence noticeable?

A1: No, not really, and if I don’t notice it, I doubt anybody would. It could be that nephew Stevie Young is the only guy on earth who can pull off the Malcolm effect this well, or it could be that, with Angus and the rest there to guide the recordings, a lot of people could have stepped in. I don’t know, but really, if anyone tells you they can hear that it’s not Malcolm on rhythm guitar, they are full of it. If I can’t tell, nobody can tell.

Q2: How does it compare to Black Ice?

A2: It’s at least as good and probably a touch better, if only because they limited it to eleven songs rather than fifteen and because they kept the songs rather short. In fact, they seem to have been trying very hard to do shorten songs on this album. Some of them come in at less than three minutes, which is uncharacteristic for AC/DC. Just when songs on previous albums would settle in for a long solo followed by twelve repetitions of the chorus, the songs on this album tend to come to an end. Leave ‘em wanting more, I suppose.

Q3: Can Brian still sing?

A3: Indeed, he can. He sounds better on this album than he did on Black Ice. Brian’s worst vocals were on Razor’s Edge. Since then, medical miracles and good key choices have had him sounding better. (The band tuned down a half step on the last tour to give his voice a break. Look for them to do that again this time around.)

A4: Should I buy it?

Q4: Of course. It’s AC/DC. Why the hell haven’t you bought it already?

Now, let’s do this. Colin wanted me to rank the new album against the others in the AC/DC catalog. I can do that, but I can do better than that. I’ll rank every album and give the best, worst, and most underrated/undervalued songs on it. (I will rank the albums from the currently-available international catalog, by the way, not the original Australian albums.) 

AC/DC albums in order from best to worst:

1: Back in Black (1980). What else did you think would be at the top? This may well be the best album by any band, ever. It’s certainly in a group of four or five albums to consider for that title. Great songs. Brilliant production. What can I say that hasn’t been said already. A masterpiece. Best song: also “Back in Black,” but really, six or seven songs on that album are right up there with it. Most underrated: “Shake a Leg.” Listen to Angus’s solo on that one. It’s his best solo work ever, hands down. Worst song: There isn’t one, but I suppose if I had to pick, I’d say “Given the Dog a Bone,” but remember, it’s a great song, just not as great as the rest of this album, and Angus actually redeems it with what might be his second best solo ever. Listen to it. It gives me chills every time I hear it.

2. Let There Be Rock (1977). Classic from the Bon Scott era. Perfect. Wouldn’t change a thing. Best song: “Whole Lotta Rosie,” but again, there are several others just as good. Most underrated: “Go Down.” Bands who want to rock should study the middle breakdown in that one. Obsessively. Worst song: Again, there isn’t one, but if I have to pick one, I’ll go with “Dog Eat Dog,” but I love that song.

3. Powerage (1978). This one gets the award for most underrated album. Great songs. This is probably the most atypical AC/DC album because they aren’t trying to do big stadium rockers on this one. Most of these songs sound like they should be played in a pub for a crowd of about 100. Maybe that’s why so few songs from this great album ever wind up on AC/DC setlists these days. Best song: That’s a toughie, but I’ll go with “Riff Raff,” an up-tempo thrasher that sounds like the rock and roll equivalent of an Indy car going full throttle into a corner and barely hanging on. Most underrated: I simply can’t pick one. “Gone Shooting” has a great mid-tempo groove that is almost funky, which is a rarity for AC/DC. And “Kicked in the Teeth Again” has what is perhaps Bon Scott’s most memorable vocal performance. Worst song: “Down Payment Blues,” which is just kind of boring.

4. High Voltage (1976). This album is a bit uneven, but its high moments are high enough to put it in the top five. Best song: “Live Wire,” a former set opener that I wish the band would resurrect. Most underrated: “Rock and Roll Singer.” Why has this excellent song never been in the band’s live act? Why is it never on the radio? Worst song: That’s easy, “Little Lover.” Not good. Also boring and plodding.

5. ’74 Jailbreak (1984, but collected from material recorded in ’74 and ’75). I know this is technically just a five-song EP, but those five songs are good enough to put this one into the top five. Best song: “Jailbreak.” Why it was left off of the original American release of High Voltage, I don’t know. (Well, actually, I do know, but that’s a subject for another day.) When it did finally get released internationally, it became a staple of their live show and deservedly so. Most underrated: The amazing, and I mean amazing cover of “Baby, Please Don’t Go.” That’s rock and roll in a nutshell right there. Worst: “You Ain’t Got a Hold on Me.” I know exactly why this one was left off of the American High Voltage. It sounds like AC/DC was trying to get into the disco craze, and I actually will admit liking disco, but not when it’s done by AC/DC.

6. Highway to Hell (1979). As good as it is, it’s an overrated album. This record broke the band into the American market, but that’s just because it took a few years for radio to take notice of them. If this album had been as good as Let There Be Rock or Powerage, the band would have broken through in the States even bigger than they did in 1979. Best song: “Shot Down in Flames” in a photo finish ahead of the title track. This one is Malcolm being Malcolm at his best. It doesn’t even have an Angus solo, not really, unless you count some pick scrapes and a few squawks he makes over the main riff before the final choruses. But that’s what makes this song so great. It doesn’t need Angus pumping notes at you to keep it chugging along. That Malcolm riff is enough. Most underrated: Easy, that’s got to be “Beating Around the Bush.” This song sounds like a junkyard dog fighting to get free from its chain. But Phil Rudd and Cliff Williams keep it under control. Worst song: “Get it Hot.” This one is the precursor to a lot of the boring album filler that is found on later albums.

7. Flick of the Switch (1983). The best Brian-era album after the miraculous Back in Black. Raw rock and roll. It’s the Powerage of the post-Bon albums. Very underrated album. Best song: “This House is On Fire.” Most underrated: “Bedlam in Belgium.” Worst: “Brain Shake.”

8. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1981, but collected from material recorded in ’75 and ’76). This one is what was left over after the best songs from the band’s first two Australian albums were culled into the current version of High Voltage, and it sounds like a bunch of second-rate leftovers, too. Best song: Not the title song, but the mournful “Ride On,” the closest AC/DC has ever come to a ballad. Most underrated: “There’s Gonna Be Some Rocking.” Nothing fancy about this bar-band rocker, but it’s impossible not to sing along with. Worst: A couple to choose from here, but I’ll go with “Ain’t No Fun Waiting Round to Be a Millionaire.” This snoozer sits on one chord for several minutes while spinning its wheels lyrically and having no discernible melody. It would be a candidate for the title of worst-ever AC/DC song if it weren’t for some of the truly horrible stuff the band did in the 1980s and 90s.

9. For Those About to Rock (1982). This one starts the bad pattern of the band recording a couple of good songs plus a bunch of filler. It still rocks hard in spots, though, as all of their albums do. Best song: “For Those About to Rock.” Best production value they’ve ever had on stage. Fire! Most underrated: I’ll call it a tie between “Snowballed” and “Inject the Venom.” Good tunes. Not great, but good. Worst: “Night of the Long Knives.” Oh my. Horrible.

10. Razor’s Edge (1990). Known as a comeback album, but it’s only a little better than the ones preceding it. And Brian’s voice is just terrible on it. Best song: Hard to vote against “Thunderstruck” here. Most underrated: Definitely “Shot of Love.” If it weren’t for “Thunderstruck,” this would be the best song on the album. Worst: “Mistress for Christmas.” How did this ever get out of the studio and onto a record? So embarrassing. I nominate this one for worst song in the entire catalog.

11. Rock or Bust (2014). So this one doesn’t make my top ten, but it’s far from the worst thing they have done. Best song: “Play Ball,” the first single off the album. Most underrated: “Emission Control,” which has some nice Angus riffage, but maybe I’m just drawn to it because it’s the last song on the album, which means the filler boredom is over. Worst: Hard to say because there are a number of equally boring ones, but let’s pick “Rock the Blues Away” as a good representative here. With lyrics like “Headed to a local bar, listening the radio” and a stock mid-tempo riff that sounds like most everything else on the album, it just has that we-don’t-give-a-damn-anymore vibe. 

12. Black Ice (2008). Reviewers said they were getting back to their roots on this one. I dunno. It just sounds like late-era AC/DC to me. Best song: “Rock and Roll Train.” But this song is the “best” in that it’s just them doing what they do and doing it well, though you can tell they’re on auto-pilot, really. It just sounds like some stock AC/DC riffology, and they probably wrote it in ten minutes. But it’s good. No doubt about it. Most underrated: “Spoiling for a Fight.” Excellent song. It’s really better than “Rock and Roll Train,” but I had to call it most underrated instead of best because “Rock and Roll Train” was highly rated while no one remembers this one. Worst: Lots to choose from here, but the laziness of the writing and the plodding tempo of “Rocking All the Way” give it the nod.

13. Ballbreaker (1995). At this point on the list, we’re getting down to the stuff that seem to have been recorded just there to keep the “rock and roll train” going and give the band another reason to tour the world. Best song: “Hard as a Rock,” the first single. Most underrated: Probably the title song. Worst: “Love Bomb.”

14. Stiff Upper Lip (2000). Snore. Best song: “Stiff Upper Lip,” the first single. Great main riff. Right up there with the best stuff they have ever done. Dumb words, though, even by AC/DC standards. Most underrated: “Satellite Blues” isn’t too bad. Neither is “Give It Up.” I’ll call it a tie. Worst: So many to choose from, but “Can’t Stop Rock and Roll” is even worse than the rest. There’s a pattern here. When the band needs something to fill an album these days, they just go “blah blah blah rock and roll blah blah blah” and sing that over one of their stock riffs.

15. Blow Up Your Video (1988). Wow, do I really have to write about this one? OK, best song is “Heatseeker,” the first single. Most underrated: “Nick of Time.” Not horrible. Worst: “Go Zone.” Just embarrassing.

16. Fly on the Wall (1985). This is the first album they produced themselves, and what they proved here is that they need the services of a producer. Best song: “Playing with Girls.” A good up-tempo rocker that tries to do the same thing they did in “Riff Raff” and “Beating Around the Bush,” but doesn’t measure up. Most underrated: Also “Playing with Girls.” It’s really just about the only thing to recommend on this album, though “Shake Your Foundations” and “Sink the Pink” aren’t absolutely awful. Worst: “Danger.” Yep. Not good.

OK, that’s it. Reviewed and ranked. Let the debating begin.

Disagree? Post to comments or send your list by clicking here. Make it good and we may post it.

-Scott Plez, Professor Emeritus AC/DC U.

 

(editor's note: While we're discussing all things AC/DC, Pencilstorm's own Ricki C. once had lunch with Bon & the Boys back in the day when he was a rock writer in the 70's. Read all about it here: My Lunch With AC/DC.) 

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Review: Springsteen on Broadway 11/09/2017 - by Colin Gawel

Bzzzzz Bzzzzz Bzzzzzz - It was an otherwise ordinary September morning at Colin's Coffee when my phone suddenly started buzzing. I was busy juggling customers and making drinks so I blew it off to let it go to voice mail. Except it just kept buzzing. Bzzzzz Bzzzzz BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Ok. Ok already. WHAT! I looked at my phone:

"You have been selected to purchase two tickets for Springsteen on Broadway on Thursday November 9th. Tickets are $450 each and you have until 10 am to accept or the tickets will be released to somebody else. Enter this code..... and credit information and press accept to finalize purchase. The time was 9:42am.

Beads of sweat formed on my forehead. I stepped away from the espresso machine to gather my thoughts. Customers would have to wait. I may be a small business owner but rock n roll always takes precedence over profit.

I would need to make two calls. The first to my friend Renz who reminded me to enter this ticket lottery, which I had forgotten I had, to let him know I scored two tickets. Renz is a huge Boss fan, single guy with plenty of disposable income and time. His plan was we would both enter and if one hit, we would both go. Paydirt.

The second call was to my wife. This was slightly more problematic as the night before we had both mutually agreed to go super frugal and attempt to pay off some credit debt run up by a summer of travel to baseball & basketball camps and a bucket list trip to Yosemite. 

"Hi honey. How is your morning going? Hey, you know last night where we both agreed to tighten our belts and live frugally for the upcoming couple of months. Well, anyway,  I sorta just charged $900 for two Springsteen tickets. In New York City. On a weeknight in November. Is that cool?"

Now, normal people would have every right to question my decision making. But my wife is not every person, without missing a beat she said, "Oh, you have to do that! You and Renz must be so excited! That's a once in a lifetime experience."

And Biggie, who also won the lottery but was actually taking his wife said, "If it makes you feel any better those tickets are already going for $5,000 a piece on stubhub." I'm not sure if that did make me feel better. Anyway, the deal was done. Renz and I were going to Springsteen on Broadway. 

If there was ever a time to fly, this was it, but airline tickets cost as much as the Bruce tiks and besides, Renz needed to stop and see a guy about some stuff near Asbury Park (No Bullshit) so he offered to drive. (editor's note: "Renz needed to stop and see a guy about some stuff in Asbury Park......"  I'm intrigued, but I'm not Jeff Sessions, so I'm gonna ask no questions and let this sentence stand as written.)

Cruising the Penna turnpike we listened to Bruce's amazing memoir Born to Run. We had both already read it but it seemed the perfect show primer. And the fact that Renz's Sirius radio had expired sort of cinched the deal. I had purposely avoided all reviews of Springsteen on Broadway so I could come in with no expectations. I figured the show would be a take on Ray Davies "Storyteller" concept with stories and excerpts from the book mixing in with solo performances of appropriate songs. What really had me intruiged was what songs he would choose to perform in this unique setting. Unlike previous solo tours, this was not a Tom Joad type acoustic set. This was a "Broadway Show" so that could mean anything. As Renz and I sat across the street at Hurley's bar getting a pre-show drink we brainstormed what songs he would play.  Both of us thought he would stay away from the well-known war horses. We were both wrong and glad we were. Songs like The Rising, Born in the USA and Dancing in the Dark took on a whole new life in the Walter Kerr theater. Our seats were in the balcony but you can see from the picture I took below, that we were right on top of the action.

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At 8:02 Bruce walked on stage looking fit in a black t-shirt and began speaking. The stage had a stool with a glass of water on it, and a piano. Some well-placed road cases decorated the back of the stage. The sound was strong and the room was so live, Bruce could step away from the microphone and still be heard easily by the 900 folks in attendance. When he chose to move closer to the mic, it got loud. Though Bruce talked about the magic of rock n roll and the need to pull a rabbit out of your hat in front of 20,000 rock n roll fans, there was no place to hide on this stage. Houdini couldn't escape from this one. Obviously, this is what he was shooting for. 

The first part of the show leaned heavily on passages of the book and growing up in Freehold. He opened with Growing Up and then did a talking section before My Hometown (on piano), talked about his Dad before My Father's House and then his Mom before The Wish. 

The Wish was a highlight. Previously an outtake, that in my opinion was a cheesy song Bruce wrote for his Mom (ie: boring). As he played it on piano and in this context, I literally thought these words: "This might be the best song Bruce has ever written."  (Listen here)

I should also clarify that although Bruce quoted directly from his book, he at no time read from a book. He walked the stage telling stories between each song, either standing with a guitar or working his way to the piano bench. I would guess 75% of the dialogue was straight from Born to Run, leaving plenty of space for some funny jokes and extra tidbits mixed in. It is also noteworthy how Mr. Springsteen kept control of the crowd preventing the applause following each song from becoming a lenghty State of the Union type outburst. Once finished with a number, he would allow the response for perhaps 5  seconds before walking to the front of the stage and immediately restarting the narrative. The crowd hushed instantly so he could be heard as he slowly moved back towards the microphone. It was a brilliant technique to keep the show moving at a favorable pace. 

Moving from childhood stories Bruce talked about failing his Vietnam draft test, the friends he had known who were drafted and killed and wondering who had fought in his place before launching into a howling slide-driven version of Born in the USA. Politics were a very minor theme with Bruce briefly referencing MLK "the arc towards justice is long" before playing a personal favorite of mine, Long Walk Home. Once again, hearing this song in a different context was an eye opener. 

Wife Patti Scalfa came out to perform two numbers from Tunnel of Love and while musically it was very strong, I wish Bruce would have spent a little more time from the book about his troubles maintaining a healthy relationship with Patti and his previous wife. 

The plot seemed to lose focus in the final section of the two hour show. He came out of the gates on fire but by the end struggled to find a way to wrap it all up in a meaningful way. A bout with late life depression was a big part of the book but was never mentioned as part of this show. 

The saving grace, of course, were all those great songs. Land of Hope and Dreams is a tune Bruce always seemed fond of but never seemed to connect with his arena audiences. As the second to last number on this night, I finally could hear what made it so special. Naturally, he ended with Born to Run.  Bruce quipped, "New Jersey is a death trap, a suicide wrap, I've got to get out. and now.... I live 10 minutes from the house I grew up in." 

 Set list: Growing Up / My Hometown (piano) / My Father's House / The Wish (piano) / Thunder Road / The Promised Land / Born in the USA / Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out (piano) / Tougher Than the Rest (with Patti Scialfa - piano) / Brilliant Disguise (with Patti Scialfa) / Long Walk Home / The Rising / Dancing in the Dark / Land of Hope and Dreams / Born to Run.

Colin Gawel is the founder of Pencilstorm and Colin's Coffee. He plays solo and in the band Watershed. You can read about his life in the book Hitless Wonder. He once sat down and chatted with Bruce Springsteen. Click here to read that story.