This Reds Fan Will Remember the Dusty Baker Years Fondly. by Colin G.

When Reds owner Robert Castellini announced the hiring of Dusty Baker to manage the club prior to the 2008 season, I excitedly tuned into 700WLW to hear the fan response. Instead of people calling in to support the first major decision made by the new owner, I was shocked to hear caller after caller complain "Why would we hire Dusty Baker?"

I wasn't sure if my fellow Reds fans were ignorant, racist or some combination of the two, because I was asking the exact opposite question, "How did we convince Dusty Baker to take this crappy job?" 

The knock on Baker was that he couldn't couldn't close out the World Series with the Giants or take the Cubs the final five outs to their first World Series in 6,000 years. Boy, as a Reds fan I was prepared to grapple with those kind of problems. The Reds previous four managers were, now get this, Bob Boone, Dave Miley, Jerry Narron and who could ever forget, Pete Mackenan. Those legendary skippers combined to put up a robust record of 513 wins and 620 losses. So what if three-time manager-of-the-year winner Baker blew out some young power arms along the way? I could live with that and besides, we didn't have any young power arms to blow out anyway.

Dusty Baker was a proven winner and for a franchise that hadn't made the playoffs since 1995, that was good enough for me.  And guess what? Baker took a franchise where mediocrity was considered a good year and created a culture where winning ninety games and making the playoffs could get you fired.

Players like Joey Votto, Homer Bailey and Jay Bruce developed into valuable major league assets, unlike previous Reds "can't miss" prospects Adam Dunn and Austin Kearns. Player after player, and even salty Reds play by play man Marty Brennaman claimed, "This is the best clubhouse in baseball." Without question, Baker had his faults, and his old school philosophies concerning OBP and bunting were hopelessly out of date, but he did teach this group of players how to win and in the process raise expectations for the entire Reds organization. 

For those who amazingly claim that Dusty doesn't deserve credit for taking the Reds to the post-season 3 out of 4 years, I ask, would he have gotten the blame if the Reds had losing records all of those years? Sorry friends, can't have it both ways. 

Oddly, both my personal high and low point of the Dusty Baker tenure occurred in the same game. The Reds were set to battle the eventual world champion Giants in deciding game 5 of the NL divisional playoffs in a rare afternoon start. With so much on the line and the early start time, I surprised my son Owen by pulling him out of his 3rd grade class so we could go home and watch the game together. I value education, but who knows when we would get a chance to share a memory like this again, if ever? A deciding baseball playoff game featuring our favorite team and at reasonable time? I just had to make the executive decision and go for it. We spent the game rotating between listening to the game on the radio and throwing baseballs in the front yard and running inside to watch on TV when things got tense. The Reds lost a tough one but it was a moment we would never forget and certainly made bigger baseball fans out of both of us.

So on behalf of myself and Owen, thanks to Dusty Baker for all the good memories. We will miss watching your excitement as you greeted your players when they would line up after a victory. It's time for a change, but we will remember the Dusty years fondly. (And thanks for signing Owen's Reds cap outside Wrigley Field one afternoon too.)

Colin Gawel wrote this on a slow Monday afternoon at Colin's Coffee. He also won his fantasy baseball league this year. Learn more about him and other Pencilstorm contributors by clicking here.

 

The Blue Jackets Are Back, Are You?

As the Blue Jackets took the ice for the final time last season, the atmosphere inside Nationwide was fully loaded and ready to fire, just like the cannon that sits perched above the lower bowl at Nationwide Arena. While the team put the finishing touches on a near-miraculous 19-5-5 run to a playoff spot, the fans aimed years of frustration and disappointment toward the rafters and fired away. Sadly, they just missed the target as the Jackets lost out on making the playoffs by virtue of a dreaded tie-breaker rule.

According to team President John Davidson, Jackets fans lifted the the team onto their collective shoulders and carried them to victory that night. The Blue Jackets would like you to remember that.

This video, chock full of footage from that epic final game against Nashville at Nationwide on April 27th, was played for the home crowd prior to preseason games over the past couple of weeks. And it works. If watching this video doesn't rekindle flames of passion deep inside your CBJ soul and make you yearn to hear the cannon go boom, check to make sure the volume is on and your speakers are turned up. 

The battle resumes tonight at Nationwide as the Blue Jackets embark on the 2013-14 campaign. For those about to rock .... !

 

The One-Game Wildcard is Plenty Fair And Some Other Random Sports Takes by Colin G.

A 162 Game Schedule Seems Plenty Fair

I love the new MLB post season format as it both rewards the team with the best overall record and scares the shit out of teams that are forced into a one and done situation. As for the occasional, "but having your whole season just come down to one game isn't fair" argument, please spare me. 

See, your whole season isn't coming down to just one game, It's coming down to game #163 which you must win to advance to the next round of playoffs. When ESPN talking heads suggest the new system isn't fair, are they implying that a schedule that has one hundred and sixty two freakin' games doesn't give every team more than a fair shot to prove their worth? I would argue 162 games is more than fair to all MLB teams. Want to avoid a do or die situation? Easy, win more games and your team can sit home and watch on TV like the rest of us.

However, it may be time to ditch the division format and get back to a straight NL/AL League with the top three teams on each side avoiding the one game playoff. This would allow a much more balanced schedule so no team gets to feast on a cellar dweller more than the next.  Oh how the Yankees or Orioles would have loved to play the Astros 19 times this season instead of the Blue Jays.

Speaking of fair, the Reds 90 wins seems just about right. They are a excellent defensive team with good pitching but the offense still lacks the consistency to hang with the big dogs. When Dice K can shut you out, it doesn't bode well for a playoffs loaded with Kershaw and Wainwright and the like. Dusty has these guys playing like professionals and I have no doubt they will give their best effort, but that probably won't be enough. Not in the stacked NL this year anyway. 

Vegas agrees. Odds to win NL pennant. Dodgers 11/10, Cards 2/1 , Braves 18/5 , Reds and Pirates both 9/1.  AL has BoSox 27/20, Tigers 2/1, Tribe checking in at 9-1.

Who is this year's King of the Nerds You Ask? That's right, it's me. (bitches)

Yup, I won my fantasy baseball league for the second time in three years. Not exactly a dynasty, but an accomplishment all the same. I have been playing fantasy baseball for so long that you used to get written updates mailed to you every week by the league commish. That's right kids, before the internet.  

And over those last 20 years, I have finished in the 2nd division more often than not so this winning thing is still a geeky thrill for me. It's not a big money league or anything, it's just for fun. Though I suppose it is debatable how much "fun" it is to be checking your cell phone every 60 seconds monitoring a start by the A's Sonny Gray on the final day of the season. Nothing like getting all worked up over something you have zero control of. Like I said, NERDS.

And in closing....

Good thing Monty Kiffin was a successful defensive co-ordinator instead of a politician or we might be suffering through a Lane Kiffin presidency instead of watching him mangle football programs. Nepotism thy name is Lane. I hear Texas might be looking for a new head coach?

Colin Gawel wrote this on an especially slow morning at his coffee shop, the aptly named, Colin's Coffee. you can learn more about him and our other Pencilstorm contributors by clicking here.

Why Wisconsin Football Hasn't Earned Respect, Stub Hub Update and Game Preview

The reason why Wisconsin football hasn't earned respect

The past two decades the Wisconsin Badgers have been routinely rolling up double digit win totals behind an imposing offensive line and a stable of talented running backs. Still, Bucky Badger fan will bemoan the lack of respect given to the program compared to other midwestern programs such as Ohio State, Michigan and Notre Dame. The problem is that despite the gawdy win totals, can anybody recall a signature Badger victory over an out of conference foe in the past decade?? Hmm........

Or more to the point, for allegedly being a football "powerhouse", can you even recall a single non conference game of note played by the Badgers in the past decade? I'm not talking bowl games, but teams the Badgers have actually scheduled? 

Of course you can't. Because Wisconsin hasn't played a SINGLE #20 ranked football team out side the Big Ten in the past decade. This isn't a one year schedule blip. This is TEN SEASONS of the Badgers actively avoiding any team that could be a threat to them entering the Big Ten with a loss. 

Who Have the Badgers played non conference in the past 10 years anyway? 

UNLV (4 times!) N illinois (4) UMASS, Tenn Tech, ASU, N. Ill, N Iowa, Utep, Oregon State, South Dakota, San Jose St, Austin Peay, Wofford, Fresno St, Akron, Marshall, Citadel,WSU, Hawaii (2), Cal Poly, .........

I'm not going to keep typing out this list of losers with customers breathing down my neck,  but you get the idea. 

By comparison, how many ranked teams has Ohio State played in the past decade? 

#17 Washington, #2 Texas, #2 Texas, #1 USC, #3 USC, #12 Miami, #24 NC State (w/ Phillips Rivers at QB. Bucks escape in OT. I was at that game)

So here is the deal Bucky Badger. If you want some respect on the national stage it's going to take more than an overtime win at Michigan State or being just another team stampeding over Nebraska to the tune of 8000 yards rushing and 70 points. It's time to suck it up and put a big boy on the pre conference schedule. No risk, no reward. (pussies)

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STUBHUB Update: 

 tickets for the OSU v Wisconsin Game are going for $140 or $20 over face value. To this point in the season if you just bought two tickets off Stubhub for every home game you would have paid a total of $590 vs $720 for comparable tickets. This doesn't include the "donation" to the university  for the privilege to purchase said tickets.

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Bucky Badger Looks to Bludgeon Bosa and Buckeyes. Game Preview.

The winner of this game is in the driver's seat to win the legendary leader division and possibly the opportunity to showcase their talents in the stale, corporate confines of the Hoosier Dome* come December. Nothing makes the Big Ten shine like playing in a domed stadium. That's what midwest football is all about. It's like the SEC title game with slower, fatter players and less crowd noise. 

Things to like about this game: 

Buckeyes have speed at multiply positions and should be able to expose the Badgers on the edge. 

If Devon Smith can beat the Wisconsin deep his freshman year, he can do early and often this season. 

Night game and perfect weather bode well for the home team. 

Things to like less: 

Never a good sign when the Buckeye's have a true freshman getting major minutes on the defensive line. Joey Bosa is just a babe even at 6' 6" and 275 pounds. Check back in three years and he will be a full grown man. In the meantime the Badgers have to licking their chops to test our young front. 

Other than Shazier who basically covers the entire field in front of Roby, no other linebacker has shown the ability to step up a plug a hole. If/when Shazier cramps up carrying the load, it will be the moment of truth for 5 star jumior Curtis Grant. Nothing tricky about the Badgers Curt, just tackle that huge guy running right at you. 

Explosive runs are what set Braxton Miller apart from the average player. Without question he is the best QB on the team. But if he starts slow, will dip shit Buckeye fan start clamoring for Kenny G and poison the Urban wishing well? 

 

Colin Gawel sits at his coffee shop and writes these things when he should be serving customers. 

* I just like using Hoosier Dome. 

 


 

And I Just Bought Owen a Trent Richardson Jersey For His 10th Birthday...

I just bought my son a Trent Richardson jersey so I am probably taking this latest round of Browns stupidity harder than most, but this trade, as Bob Mould might say, makes no sense at all. Actually, it almost feels like the Browns front office are out to intentionally destroy the franchise. Kind of like the way the U.S House of Representatives actively work to ruin my life. But I digress...

2012 NFL Draft Recap: The Browns trade the 37th overall pick and the #4 pick to move up ONE spot to draft running back Trent Richardson. Draft QB Brandon Weeden #23 in the first road.

Why this is stupid: The NFL is no longer a running league so picking a running back this high is a dubious decision no matter what. The fact that the Browns traded a pick away to a team that didn't have any interest in drafting a running back (Vikings) just to move up one spot is just flat out being taken for suckers. 

As for Weeden, his faults were (and are) well documented but basically, the Browns drafted an immobile 29 year old QB who didn't take ONE snap under center in his entire college career to have him play under center and run the West coast offense behind a creaky O line armed with sub-par receivers.

Fast Forward to Now. Browns trade Richardson to Colts for 2014 1st round pick. Probably somewhere 18-28. Browns lose confidence in Weeden finally conceding what everybody else already knew, he isn't a franchise quarterback.

Why this is stupid: Just last year Richardson was good enough for you to trade away a pick to move up one lousy spot and now, just 18 games later, you trade him for a late first round pick? And you get no player in return when your roster needs bodies at multiply positions.  Ugh.

 "Ok, smart guy, what would you do?"

 I'm just some dude at a  coffee shop but I am going to unlock the secret of the NFL Draft for the Browns front office. It has been statistically proven that there is ZERO difference in production between the top three players taken at their position in the NFL draft. Yes, you read that right, there is no difference in productivity between the 1st running back taken in the draft versus #2 or #3. This rule applies to all positions. Nerdy number crunching guys have figured all this out, just like 1 + 1 = 2.

What is different is the money and draft picks you have to give up to draft a player #1 at his position. It is more expensive to draft high and in a league with a salary cap, this matters. So, identify the top three players at a position of need, and make sure you get one of those, preferably #3 because you will pay less and get the same production. Follow? 

EX: 2012 Draft Browns took Trent Richardson #3 overall. The next two running backs taken were Doug Martin at #31 and David Wilson #32.  

Brandon Weeden was the 4th QB off the board. Not a spot where you would typically find a franchise QB . Taken before him were Andrew Luck, RG3 and Ryan Tannehill

So in keeping with the top 3 rule, the Browns should have drafted Ryan Tannehill and Doug Wilson and they would still have had the #37 pick to spend on somebody useful and spent less money giving them more flexibility with roster moves.   

If you want to learn more about all this mucky-muck, pick up a copy of the book Scorecasting. It's essay on the NFL Draft is a must read. Man, I wish some of those dumb jocks running the Browns bothered to read a book once and while. 

It's not all doom and gloom though. On the upside, the Browns are now well positioned for 2014  and with two first round picks they should be able to finally fill those two nagging positions of need QB and RB. Oh wait, just last year we had two first round picks last year and we drafted a QB and RB. Oh well. 

 

 Colin Gawel blasted this out with coffee shop customers in his ear, so If you want something better than a rush job, please visit Grantland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roid Tide? Alabama Football Sure Fits the Steroid Profile

Just to be clear, I am not accusing Nick Saban of running a clandestine steroid program at the University of Alabama, but if it turned out to be true, would it really be a big surprise? Not really. It would rank pretty low on the sports shock meter. Surely below Penn State, Lance, Roger&Barry& Ryan and even Manti T'eo's non girlfriend for pure jaw-dropping WTF? -ness.

Still, shall we ponder the question? We shall! We Shall!

Are the numbers a little too good to be true?

   A home run title stands unchallenged for 40 years and then suddenly gets broken 10 times in 3 years. Hmm. A dude with cancer wins the Tour Dr France forty times in a row. Really? A washed up pitcher puts on 30 pounds of muscle and throws harder at 38 than he did at 28. Odd. An NFL linebacker suffers a possible career ending muscle tear and returns 12 months ahead of recovery schedule to star in the Super Bowl. Who woulda thunk it?

In the past five years the  Alabama Crimson Tide under head coach Nick Saban have a record of 62 - 7 with THREE national titles. All this while playing in what is considered the toughest football conference in the universe, the SEC. Wow! That is amazing. How could they do it? What a coach! What a team! What is the secret? 

Do Your Eyeballs Suspect Something Fishy?

 Remember when Alabama mauled Michigan to open the 2012 season? The result of the game wasn't noteworthy as Michigan sucks. However, I watched the game with some friends drinking beer at a lake house and the boozy commentary went something like this, "Look at Alabama! God they are so big, so fast. Michigan looks like a middle school team standing next to them. Jesus, Alabama's receivers are bigger than Michigan's linebackers.. . Why are Alabama's running backs always so jacked? Lacy is bigger than Richardson and neither was even that big of a recruit. I'm glad our (insert your favorite team) isn't playing them. They look unstoppable. Look at them. Just look at them!".  

Certainly, the Tide have recruited well (wink wink, nudge nudge) finishing with the top class twice in the past seven years since Saban took over, but filling a full football roster is a hit and miss affair. Ask Texas, Florida, FSU or USC how their top rated recruiting classes have been performing recently?  Point is, good recruiting is imperative but using PEDs give you an extra edge, take you over the top. It takes a good player and makes them great. I could take steroids all the live long day and never hit a ball far enough to be a home run. Barry Bonds on the other hand goes from Hall of Fame caliber to other-worldly. 

Motive and Opportunity? (well, duh)

College football is about as cut throat as it gets in the sporting world. The Crimson Tide had suffered through a miserable decade and Coach Saban had been a failure in the NFL before being lured back to the sidelines with Bama in 2008 and an enormous multi year contract making him the richest coach in college football.

Let's just say there was major pressure on both the new coach and the institution to win and win big in a timely fashion. Interests were aligned.

Could they get away with it? Absolutely. There are countless ways to dope up for an advantage, testing only works if the invesitgators know what they are testing for. The entire Lance Armstrong Postal cycling team was passing tests for over a decade before the truth was revealed. Or if you want to learn more about steroids than you will ever need to know, read "Game of Shadows" which blew the lid of Balco and the Bay area drug users. Half of the United States Olympic track team was using a substance known as "the clear" and only got caught because a rival coach fished a syringe out of a trash can after sprinter Tim Montgomery suddenly picked up a step in the 100 yard dash. If not for that syringe, "the clear" could have gone undetected for who knows how long. Marion Jones might still be winning medals and Barry Bonds head may still be growing. 

I know Alabama is in the SEC, but still, it is a university afterall so I assume there must at least a couple nerdy science types on campus looking to help the football team and get seats closer to the 50 yard line in the process.

And as for keeping it a secret....

If Penn State can keep quiet the fact that the defensive co-ordinator was raping little boys in the football showers for over a decade, I'll assume "mum's the word" on steroids in small town Tuscaloosa. Who would have incentive to rat the program out? The team is winning, the coach is happy, the money is flowing, and more Tide players are being drafted into the NFL then ever before. If some carpet bagging scoundrel did actually spill the beans and ruin the program, It's safe to assume something would be getting poisoned and this time it wouldn't just be a tree.

So this weekend while you watch "Johnny Football" get chased all over the field by those Alabama avatars, you would be wise to remember an old adage that never goes out of style, especially in the world of big money sports: "If something is too good to be true, it usually is". 

 

Colin Gawel plays in the band Watershed. You can read all about him in the acclaimed memoir "Hitless Wonder" by Joe Oestreich. He also writes for and manages the website Pencilstorm in between serving customers at Colin's Coffee, so if the writing could be a little better, please get off his ass. Please visit our contributors page to learn more.