Rookie Stars Return for Browns Still Searching for First Win; The NCP Take Questions for Week 9

Still nursing their hangovers from Game 7 of the World Series, the NCP fields your Week 9 Browns questions.

1) Getting Jamie Collins for a 3rd-round pick seems a little too good to be true. What’s the catch?

Big$:  Hard to say how this trade will bust, but with the Browns track record, odds most likely will be defied. With that said, one way to utilize an abundance of picks is to try and get lucky through trades. It’s pretty clear the lb corps are in desperate need of help, so unless we find out Collins is shacking with Johnny fb at The Nine, he is a value add (#analytics).

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  I am not sure what the catch is.  There were rumors this week that Collins is lazy, that Bill Belicheck needed to shake up his locker room to maintain his team’s focus, and that this trade was simply a pre-emptive salary dump by the Patriots.  Whatever the reason, I like this trade.  Collins is a playmaker that can make tackles in the running game, sack the quarterback, and defend the pass.  The Browns’ D needs help in all of these areas.  I am not sure how many snaps he will get this week, but this is a positive move for Cleveland, who would be hard-pressed to find a guy in the 3rd round as good as Collins anyway.

2) Speaking of catch, when is Corey Coleman coming back and who is the starting QB this week?

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  Coleman is returning to the lineup this week for the first time since catching 5 balls for 104 yards and 2 touchdowns against the Ravens in week 2.  He had broken his hand in practice that following week. Cody Kessler is also going to start at quarterback today, returning from a concussion.  The offensive lineup has been such a patchwork all year because of injuries, but with Coleman and Kessler on the field, this could be a preview of the Browns future.

3) An 0 -16 season is starting to creep into the picture. Could Hue’s seat get hot before he gets a chance to rebuild with all these draft picks?

Big$:  So help me God, if they make a change, I’m done FOR GOOD. You can put that in writing. Let the Harvard guys do their thing and trust the frigging process.

 

4) Speaking of the draft, what are the positions of need that need to be addressed sooner than later?

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  The defensive backfield.  The play of the DBs has been so inconsistent this year.  Joe Haden has missed a ton of games the last few years, and with few exceptions he has not had many good games when healthy.  The Browns also need a center.  Cam Erving, who was a 1st-round pick last year, has gotten a pass because of his inexperience, but the more time he’s on the field, the more it looks like he just can’t hang. 

Big$:  Defense, Defense, Defense. I think a franchising of Collins is in play, so I expect the play to be outside - in. ( DB to DL). Conventional wisdom used to believe D lines made secondaries (2015 Panthers), however I think the opposite is being shown to be true (2016 Panthers).

5) Let’s give LeBron a week off, who should a member of the Tribe start for this week?

Big$:  Speaking of secondaries, I’m starting Frankie L. at cornerback. Kid is clutch and doesn’t let anything get by him ( honorable mention to letting Tito take the Head Coaching reigns).

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  So many good choices, but I have to go with Rajai Davis.  His two-run homer off of Chapman to send the game into extra innings was as clutch as anything has ever been.  The Browns are a young team that needs to learn how to win.  Rajai would bring some of that swag.

6) Other than Zeke coming back to Ohio, how much do you hate the Cowboys?

Big$:  I’m nothing if not loyal to my Cleveland roots. Garrett is a Cleveland guy. Plus, I love their O line play. We’ve had enough to hate about the Browns over the last decade to worry about hating other teams*
(* except the Bengals, I hate the freaking Bengals)

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  Couldn’t agree less.  I hate every team that is not the Browns.  Sorry to say that includes Zeke now, too.  This week is really about the return of Coleman and Kessler.

Why Can't OSU Pass Downfield Anymore? Baver Ponders the Question.

Colin: Nobody seems to have an answer for the lack of downfield passing. Do you have a theory? Who is to blame? Who needs to step up?  Can it be fixed in time to win the Big Ten?

Baver: At this point, I think it’s three things: (1) Receivers struggle to get open, and WR coach Zach Smith’s days may be numbered here; (2) When receivers do get open, JT at times doesn’t find them or misfires; and (3) The offense is out of sync…the timing just isn’t there. Can it be fixed? Well, it can improve, and I think it will. And yeah, the Bucks can still win the Big Ten.

Colin: Is it me, or did we go from being a "tempo" team to a group that barely gets the ball snapped before the play clock hits zero? Is this by design?

Baver: The tempo has definitely slowed down, and this ties back to the offensive timing being off. They had to slow things down, partly because of this. And it also seems like there have been more audibles called this year, as defenses seem to have scouted Ohio State pretty well. Obviously it takes additional time when JT has to audible. And as the tempo has slowed, so has Ohio State’s success on offense.

Colin: Northwestern played a lot of pitch and catch with one good QB and one good WR. They sure made it look simple. Are our coaches over thinking this? And could that Northwestern QB play on Sundays?

Baver: This is sad to say, but Ohio State does not have a WR that measures up with NW’s Austin Carr, a former walk-on. Think about that for a second. And JT can’t throw the ball like Clayton Thorson, who will indeed play on Sundays. He had a very rough true-freshman year last season, but the NFL scouts still had him rated high before his sophomore season even began.

Colin: I feel like the D has played pretty well all things considered. Do you feel like they have held up their end of the bargain?

Baver: They are playing better than the offense is right now….but I am surprised at the some of the long drives they give up, seemingly out of nowhere, when they are playing well up to that point in the game.

Colin: Our tough schedule only gets tougher from here on out starting with Nebraska this Saturday night, what are some advantages/ disadvantages of this match up?

Baver: Ohio State should have success running the ball against the Huskers, but will likely have problems throwing the ball against the NU secondary, the strength of their defense. On the other side of the ball, Tommy Armstrong has a habit of imploding in big games. I tend to think the Buckeye D-line will have their best game of the year in this prime-time game, against a top-ten team in the ‘Shoe, against a banged up Nebraska O-line.

Colin: The Big Ten just announced we are going to start playing some Friday night games. Boy, that sure seems unfair to all the Ohio High School football fans that are the life blood of the OSU program. What do you think of this move?

Baver: It’s pathetic. Ohio State should never be playing on a Friday night. Michigan balked at it, so why didn’t Gene Smith do the same? He is such a sellout. I hope there is major pushback from Urban.

Colin: Give us an update on your picks and what games/lines will you be keeping an eye on this weekend?

Baver: Can’t hit much right now except Ohio State games, where I’ve hit 5 of the last 6 against the spread. I’m 12-16 on the year overall ATS. I correctly called Penn State and N’Western both covering against Ohio State, but I like Ohio State to snap back in a big way this week. Urban is downplaying it publicly, but I think he is all over these guys behind closed doors. Look for the Bucks to cover the 17 and roll Nebraska; I like Ohio State 38-17. Florida State is in a tough situational spot traveling to NC State after the thriller against Clemson, but I think Vegas has over-adjusted for that making the Noles only a 5 ½ pt favorite. Take the Noles and lay the points. And I think A&M’s is laying too many (13) at Miss. St. I like the Bulldogs and the points, and an upset wouldn’t surprise me.

 

How Can Samuel Get Just Two Carries? Baver Ponders the Question

Colin: Ok, you were at Happy Valley, what were you thinking as the OSU field goal team ran on the field before the ill-fated attempt?

Baver: When they sent the field goal unit out, I thought it was probably the right call. When the clock ran down, and they seemed to have to hurry to get the kick off, I thought they should have called time out. After watching the replay, the play-clock winding down did not seem to affect the kick. Hindsight is 20/20…I didn’t question the call before it was blocked; probably not fair for me to second-guess it after seeing the result. And I can’t remember when Ohio State has had a blocked FG returned for a TD against them. That was just one of the many things that went wrong in what was a nightmare of a Saturday night.

Colin: Did you still think we could come back down and win the game? 

Baver: I thought it was possible, but doubtful. I’m a realist. The OSU O-line had gotten their collective asses handed to them all game and their WRs were being blanketed by PSU defenders.

Colin: What took us so long to get the ball to Samuel?

Baver: This is mind boggling….it really is. Meyer said Monday that they are moving away from trying to “force” Samuel the ball. Huh? The guy had 2 carries, one of which was a 74-yard TD run. TWO CARRIES! Whoever is calling the majority of plays, be it Warriner or Urban, is absolutely shitting the bed here. It honestly makes me want to break something.

Colin: The bubble screen used to be our bread and butter to get us into 2nd and 6 while still putting pressure on the opposing D to tackle one of our superior athletes in space. Where has it been? What else is missing from this offense?

Baver: I think opposing D’s have added measures now to stop the bubble screen, but they still have to get the ball to #4 more. I don’t have as much problems with the play calling in general as much as most Buckeye fans. Two big problems that are killing this offense: (1) the O-line is regressing, and (2) The X and Y WR’s are honestly among the worst in the Big Ten at this point. Fix these issues and the play calling will look worlds better.

Colin: Is this loss a wake up call or a reality check?

Baver: Both. I think much of this young team thought it was smooth sailing after Oklahoma and it’s been anything but; I expect more sense of urgency from here on out. As for the reality check….this O-line played as if Jim Bollman was still coaching them…absolutely dominated by the PSU defensive front. I fear confidence problems potentially plaguing this O-line for a bit and the downfield passing issues are going to linger.

Colin: Northwestern comes in with a head of steam, should we be worried?

Baver: I would be very surprised if the Buckeyes got upset back-to-back weeks…they should be hungrier this week. But Clayton Thorson is a QB on the rise and Justin Jackson has been the best-kept secret in the Big Ten for a few years now.

Colin: What other games and lines will you be keeping an eye on this week? 

Baver: Northwestern +27 ½ is the play in Columbus, unfortunately I think. Still, I don’t think the game will be in much doubt; the call: Ohio State 31 Northwestern 13. At first glance, the spread looks ridiculous in Ann Arbor, with the Wolvereenies laying 24 ½ against Sparty. But Hairball is going to run this one up big time. Lay the 24 ½ if you can stomach betting Michigan….it’s payback time. State Penn has not covered the week after the Ohio State game in any of the last 3 seasons. It’s a noon kick in West Lafayette, which often magnifies big game hangovers. Take the Boilers g

WWE No Mercy - Best to Worst by Big Vin Vader

No Mercy – Best to Worst

    Another month, another SmackDown brand pay-per-view.  At least that’s what it feels like.  But that’s selling the product too short, since No Mercy this past Sunday was a pretty decent show.  Not great, or even as pleasing as Raw’s Clash of Champions, but an improvement over September’s Backlash, which honestly feels like it happened ages ago at this point.

The Best

    Hands down, the top match of the night was Dolph Ziggler against the Miz in a Career vs. Title match.  The story between the two has been building for months, notably since their previous show-stealer at Backlash.  The last few months of the Miz’s Intercontinental Title reign have been great, and in Ziggler he found a legitimate challenger to his position.  That the two have an undeniable chemistry in the ring and a great story behind their matches helps immensely.
    There were huge stakes for the match, and the crowd was captivated from the beginning.  It really seemed up in the air whether Ziggler would retire or not.  He’s a crowd favorite, and an underrated worker, but the company have never really gotten behind him.  The whole thing actually felt unpredictable, which meant every near fall ratcheted up the tension.
    The match itself was fast-paced, and both men put on a hell of a show, displaying impressive athleticism while also telling a captivating story.  The twenty-minute match was gripping throughout, with the only missteps coming near the end, when two of Ziggler’s former Spirit Squad teammates ran out to distract him, and Maryse maced him once again from the outside.  Neither interference proved to be a credible threat, and the match itself was so good that it’s pretty easy to overlook the distractions.
    The company booked the right ending, with Ziggler dropping the Miz with a superkick and snatching his fifth IC Title reign.  The crowd reaction was huge for the deserving winner, and the post-match celebration stood alongside the bout itself as the night’s best moment.

#2

    The company’s decision to move the Triple-Threat main event between John Cena, Dean Ambrose, and champ AJ Styles to the opening slot (due to the debate) paid off greatly.  The match was a very good example of the Triple-Threat format, and kicked things off on a pretty damn high note.  All three men are good-to-great workers, and with the exception of the Intercontinental match, this was the most anticipated contest of the night.
    The match started off strong, with Ambrose taking the lead, perfectly displaying how his ring work continues to improve.  Dean impressed throughout, especially after reversing a Frankensteiner into a roll-up.  Beyond that, there were a number of impressive spots throughout, namely Cena’s double German suplex on both of his opponents.  The three made the best use of the format, and the no DQ rules and incentive to run interference and score the first pin kept things interesting.
A false finish wherein both Cena and Ambrose forced Styles to tap out broke the action up and left the finish somewhat unclear.  After the two had it out for a few minutes, AJ returned to the ring and easily put his challengers down with a steel chair, retaining his title.
The finish was a bit abrupt and unsatisfying, but the right decision overall.  Having AJ as World champion is a great booking decision, and he should keep the belt for a long time.  Ambrose and Cena were credible threats, and they all put on a great match, so his reign is going along very well.  They gave the PPV one hell of a kick-off, and the crowd was fully engaged.  Unfortunately, just as I’d worried beforehand, it was tough to follow such a good match, and the crowd’s interest waxed and waned throughout the night.

#3

Alright, hear me out on this one: obviously the card was hurting without Becky Lynch’s presence, and the show really could have used another title defense.  Nobody asked for the match between Alexa Bliss and Naomi, and judging by the crowd reaction, they didn’t warm up to it at any point either.  But taken on its own terms, it really wasn’t bad at all, and I walked away enjoying it, filler or not.
Both Naomi and Alexa are incredible athletes, and provided some of the highlights of Backlash’s Six Pack challenge for the Women’s Championship.  Given that, even in place of the announced title match, the pair were a good match-up and indeed put in a fine showing.  The action was fast-paced, and both women impressed yet again with their performances.
Of course, the finish was abrupt, with Naomi pulling a reversal on Alexa to score the pin.  Alexa, as the number one contender for the title, really should have won, and the conclusion should have come about far less suddenly.  Of course, another huge problem was that the match was given just over five minutes, which meant most fans didn’t grow bored, but I wanted more.  Given all of the disappointments surrounding it, I feel it’s important to look at the action itself, and then you’ll realize that the two really did make the best of what they were given.
If things continue this way (and should Alexa regain her spot), Bliss and Becky could have some pretty damn impressive matches in the future.  Given more time and thoughtful booking, things are looking good for the SmackDown Women’s division.


#4

    Jack Swagger and Baron Corbin are stuck in the midcard, and unlikely to go anywhere else, which is unfortunate.  Of course their match at No Mercy was originally announced for the pre-show, but was moved to the middle of the main show.  While it was far from bad, it really didn’t belong on the main card, and didn’t manage to engage the way a PPV match ought to do.
    The whole thing was very physical, and the two big men were pretty fairly matched in the beginning.  Corbin took the lead quickly, however, and much of the match was a one-sided beatdown on his opponent.  It was hardly surprising then when Corbin scored the win after hitting his impressive End of Days finisher.
    Not a bad match per se, but also not the best use of time on the card.  I like Corbin though, and the sheer physicality of the match was at least entertaining.

#5

    There has been a long build-up for the feud between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt.  In fact, the whole thing should have been over by now, since their match had been announced for Backlash.  Of course, as I’ve already complained, that didn’t happen and the company teased something they couldn’t deliver.  Interestingly, and misguidedly, the match went on last and was announced as the main event, despite the status of the opener.
    The whole thing was slow, and the two wrestlers, both capable, hard workers, took their time.  Unfortunately, the pace didn’t really pick up at any point, although there was a good deal of action outside the ring.  It really just wasn’t main event caliber (Ziggler-Miz sure was though) and the crowd really wasn’t feeling it.  The feud has run its course, and really just needs to end after this.
    But here’s the good: the lights went out in the arena, and once they were restored Orton found himself face-to-face with a returning Luke Harper.  The distraction allowed Wyatt to hit a Sister Abigail and grab his first major win (on a PPV, no less) in quite some time.  Harper is by far the most impressive in-ring worker from the Wyatt Family, and things have been hurting since his injury months ago.  I’m thrilled that he’s been added to SmackDown’s somewhat thin roster, and look forward to seeing what he can do in the coming weeks.

#6

    The entire feud between Nikki Bella and Carmella has failed to hold my interest at any point.  Beginning right after Summer Slam when Carmella attacked the returning Bella, and continuing through Backlash, things have played out for a long while.  Again (story of the night?), the problem wasn’t that the match was bad—it wasn’t—it just wasn’t what people wanted to see on a PPV.  Even worse, it immediately followed the thrilling opening match, so there was little chance that the crowd would be captivated in a similar manner.
    It was somewhat slow in pace, but short enough not to overstay its welcome.  The work both women put in was solid, and nothing to be ashamed of at all.  The brawling and hair-pulling that kicked things off was physical and gave a nice touch to the grudge match.  Of course it ended the only way it was expected to, with Nikki hitting a Rack Attack 2.0 and scoring the win.  Hopefully the grudge will be laid to rest now and both women can move on.

#7

    Coming in last was yet another match that was not objectively bad, but also not what the card truly needed.  That’s right, a rematch between the Odd Couple (Heath Slater and Rhyno) and the Usos for the SmackDown Tag Titles.  It didn’t help matters that this was one of the three title matches for the night, which robbed it of some of its excitement.  American Alpha, the best tag team in the WWE right now were relegated to the pre-show while a thrown together team and their most recent challengers get the main spot.
    The Usos’ heel turn did little for them as far as crowd support; even the natural heat they were getting seems muted now.  Slater and Rhyno are at least entertaining to watch in the ring, so they had that positive.  Interestingly, Rhyno took a beating from the Usos and was made to look far more vulnerable than in the past.  Because of this, Slater got to show off some decent work, which delighted the crowd somewhat.
    The Odd Couple predictably retained their belts, which is nice and all, but they still have a shelf life as a team.  It was better than an Uso victory, and hopefully by the next PPV they’ll be out of the title picture.

Summary and Grade

    Overall the show wasn’t bad: none of the matches were terrible, even if there were a few unwanted throwaways and some questionable booking.  The card was pretty solid, and the good matches on the show made the whole thing truly worthwhile.  Most PPVs are mixed bags, and this was no different, but the big moments really were special.  It’ll be interesting to see where the brand takes things in the next month, but with Harper back, Ziggler and Styles holding the belts, and hopefully Becky’s quick recovery, I’m looking forward to where things are headed.

Call it a 63 out of 100.

The Winners
-AJ Styles
-Nikki Bella
-The Odd Couple
-Baron Corbin
-Dolph Ziggler
-Naomi
-Bray Wyatt

The Losers
-John Cena/Dean Ambrose
-Carmella
-The Usos
-Jack Swagger
-The Miz
-Alexa Bliss
-Randy Orton

Pencilstorm's 2016 NBA Preview: Part 2 - Eastern Conference by Ben Galli

Welcome to Part 2 of our NBA preview where we cover the Eastern Conference, home to your 2016 NBA World Champion Cleveland Cavaliers.  You can find Part 1 here which previews the Western Conference, home to the first team to ever blow a 3-1 series lead in an NBA Finals.  

Below I rank each team from worst to first and add some predictions for the season.  I've incorporated a totally scientific Swish scale that grades each team's excitement level based on J.R. Smith emoji's.  And on to the East.

Eastern Conference

15. Brooklyn Nets

15. Brooklyn Nets

15. The Nets should be pitiful this year and they don't have a first round draft pick until 2019.  At least Brooklyn's hipsters can act too cool to care (even though they're dying inside).

14. Orlando Magic

14. Orlando Magic

14. The Magic traded Victor Oladipo, Ersan Ilyasova, and the just drafted Domantas "Son of Arvydas" Sabonis to the Thunder in the offseason for Serge Ibaka.  A surprising move for a team trying to rebuild.  This year brings in former Pacers coach Frank Vogel and the hopeful development of youngsters Aaron Gordon, Elfrid Payton, and Mario Hezonja.  

13. Philadelphia 76ers

13. Philadelphia 76ers

13. The 76ers have a new process.  Despite an unfortunate break with number one overall pick Ben Simmons missing at least 2 more months, Philly should see some improvement this year with 2014 number 3 pick Joel Embiid destined to turn some heads and European sensation Dario Saric finally playing in the states.  

12. Atlanta Hawks

12. Atlanta Hawks

12.  The Atlanta Hawks lost their best player to free agency in Al Horford.  Essentially replacing him with Dwight Howard who doesn't really have a reputation for winning, won't be enough for Atlanta to get back into the playoffs.

11. Chicago Bulls

11. Chicago Bulls

11. The Bulls brought in native son Dwyane Wade to help replace native son Derrick Rose whom they traded to the Knicks.  They also signed Rajon Rondo.  With Wade, Rondo, and Jimmy Butler all probable starters, the Bulls may suffer from some chemistry issues and will be lucky to make the playoffs this year.

10. Washington Wizards

10. Washington Wizards

10. The Wizards brought in new coach Scott Brooks after missing the playoffs this past year.  With some tension between star point guard John Wall and his talented but injury prone backcourt mate, Bradley Beal, the Wizards still seem a piece away from the postseason.

9. Milwaukee Bucks

9. Milwaukee Bucks

9. Two words:  Point Giannis.  Jason Kidd has said he will at times play 6'11 "Greek Freak" Giannis Antetokounmpo at point guard.  This 21 year old can flat out ball and could make a giant leap skyward this year.  He almost single-handedly makes the Bucks a 4 J.R. Swishes team.  The Bucks may very well struggle this year without Khris Middleton but this team will get folks excited for the next few years.  Oh and Delly.

8. New York Knicks

8. New York Knicks

8. The New York Knicks are back, baby!  Well, not exactly.  They did add exciting pieces in former MVP Derrick Rose, Most Annoying Player Joakim Noah, Courtney Mills, and Brandon Jennings but they'll need to stay healthy if they want to make the playoffs.  Carmelo is entering his 14th year and time is running out for him with only a matter of years before New York becomes Kristaps' town.

7. Miami Heat

7. Miami Heat

7. For the first time since 2003, the Miami Heat will not have Dwyane Wade on the roster.   It had to have been a tough call to not pay perhaps the greatest player in franchise history but Pat Riley doesn't hesitate in making ruthless choices.  With not letting Chris Bosh play due to blood clot complications, the Heatles are no more.  The Heat may miss the playoffs this year but they've succeeded for a long time under coach Erik Spoelstra so they're getting the benefit of the doubt.

6. Charlotte Hornets

6. Charlotte Hornets

6. Charlotte is going to be boring but surprisingly effective.  Kemba Walker hasn't quite reached elite status yet but he's as close to it as you can get and could make a jump this year.  Coach Steve Clifford does a good job with his personnel and it's always nice to bring Frank the Tank off your bench.  

5. Indiana Pacers

5. Indiana Pacers

5. Larry Bird dropped the mic earlier this year when he declined to renew the contract of respected and successful head coach, Frank Vogel.  Bird believes coaches are only good for 3 years.  We'll see what Nate McMillan can do with some upgrades at point guard and forward in Jeff Teague and Thaddeus Young respectively.

4. Detroit Pistons

4. Detroit Pistons

4. The Detroit Pistons are headed in the right direction thanks in large part to coach and president Stan Van Gundy, a man whose disdain for ties and formal wear knows no peer.  No one really stands out on the team with the possible exception of Andre Drummond but the pieces are fitting together well, especially forward Tobias Harris who was picked up via trade from Orlando last year.

3. Boston Celtics

3. Boston Celtics

3. The Celtics are probably another superstar away from truly contending but they're on the right track after picking up Al Horford in free agency.  Brad Stevens has quickly established himself as one of the best coaches in the league and Boston can scare a lot of teams.  It will be interesting to see how number 3 overall draft pick Jaylen Brown is utilized in his rookie year.

2. Toronto Raptors

2. Toronto Raptors

2. Toronto will be in 2nd place again this year.  There's just still a significant drop off from Cleveland and every other team in the East.  The name of that drop off is LeBron James.  Toronto fans may point to the loss of starting center Jonas Valanciunas in the playoffs last year but Toronto should be pretty pleased if they find themselves in the Conference Finals again this year in a stronger East.

1. Cleveland Cavaliers

1. Cleveland Cavaliers

1. It's the Cavs and everybody else in the East.  They didn't make any major changes to the roster besides bringing in former Duke prodigy Mike Dunleavy Jr. who should really help all around off the bench.  He can shoot and plays hard and smart.  The Cavs will still be looking to make changes to improve this team if the right deal falls their way.  It's very unlikely that LeBron James doesn't see his 7th straight trip to the Finals which is a pretty amazing feat in this day and age.

Predictions

Coach of the Year:  Erik Spoelstra

Rookie of the Year:  Joel Embiid

MVP:  Russell Westbrook  

Finals:  Cleveland over Golden State in 7 - Super teams don't always win in the first year and Golden State can't stop LeBron or Kyrie.  If Cavs get Ricky Rubio, it's a sweep.

Pencilstorm's 2016 NBA Preview: Part 1 - Western Conference by Ben Galli

I’d rather just write about J.R. Smith’s summer adventures in this column but unfortunately the media can’t talk about it.  Something about too much swag.  Is that still a thing now?  Figured they didn’t want anything to overshadow the election.

But fear not, for I will incorporate J.R. Smith in a myriad other ways as I present Pencilstorm’s 2016 NBA Preview.

I’ll countdown the worst to the best teams in each conference, starting with the Western Conference, where the last 2 league MVP’s both blew 3-1 series leads and then decided to join forces.  I haven’t seen that much choking on a team since, well, the Cubs and Indians last played in a World Series*.  

*Look, I'm old but I'm not "alive in 1945" old.  I substitute the 2003 NLCS for the Cubs example.

I'll be discussing what to look for on each team this year and will also rate the team's Excitement level using a thoroughly scientific grading scale of J.R. Smiths.

So shall we begin.

Western Conference

15. Phoenix Suns

15. Phoenix Suns

15. The Suns will watch Devin Booker elevate to stardom under 1st year head coach and former UCLA point guard Earl Watson.  They hope rookie Dragan Bender lives up to his cool name but they are years away from making any real noise.  

14. Denver Nuggets

14. Denver Nuggets

14. This ranking could be too low for this year's Nuggets who have a good coach in Mike Malone.  Point guard Emmanuel Mudiay could make a jump in his second year and promising center Nikola Jokic led Serbia to the Olympic silver medal this summer. 

13. Los Angeles Lakers

13. Los Angeles Lakers

13.  It is yet to be determined if 36 year old perennial dude Luke Walton is the next great coach or just a stoner with a heart of gold.  D'Angelo Russell has been impressive in the preseason and rookie Brandon Ingram will most likely come off the bench, tempering comparisons to a young Kevin Durant.

12. Sacramento Kings

12. Sacramento Kings

12. It's Boogie Cousins and hardly anything else.  The Kings are rivaling perhaps no one in a class of their own when it comes to dysfunctional management.  DeMarcus Cousins is one of the best players in the league but is starting his 7th season under his 6th different head coach.  

11. New Orleans Pelicans

11. New Orleans Pelicans

11. I don't see the Pellies making a huge jump this year but I do see Anthony Davis re-establishing himself as the next great superstar, taking some thunder from a Mr. Karl-Anthony Towns.  

10. Houston Rockets

10. Houston Rockets

10. New coach Mike D'Antoni plans to play James Harden at the point, something he kinda does anyway from time to time.  It's his team now with Dwight Howard off to hometown Atlanta.  Is Harden truly a great? Can he carry this team to the playoffs?  Does he have a face under his beard?

9. Utah Jazz

9. Utah Jazz

9. The Jazz are Gordon Hayward's team.  I'm not buying him as the best player on a viable contender.  I have the Jazz missing the playoffs yet again in the stacked Western Conference.  Former 5th overall pick Dante Exum should finally see some solid minutes and must prove he's not a bust.

8.Dallas  Mavericks

8.Dallas  Mavericks

8.  I believe this is Dirk Nowitzki's swan song.  Incredible career for the greatest European player of all time.  Along with Rick Carlisle, I think this motivates and pushes the Mavs into the playoffs.  

7. Minnesota Timberwolves

7. Minnesota Timberwolves

7. Excitement and Minnesota don't always go hand in hand.  This year is different.  With Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins leading the way with some athletic pieces surrounding them, the Wolves will make a jump this year.  They're one of the most exciting young teams to watch in the league.

6. Memphis Grizzlies

6. Memphis Grizzlies

6. A new coach in David Fizdale and Zach Randolph coming off the bench but the rest remains the same in Memphis.  Marc Gasol is back and Mike Conley Jr. has 153 million dollars to live up to.  They'll be solid yet again but time is running out on any championship aspirations.  

5. Portland Trail Blazers

5. Portland Trail Blazers

5. The Trail Blazers are in the Pacific Northwest which might as well be Alaska for how far away they are from media attention.  Led by Dame D.O.L.L.A., better known as Damian Lillard, and C.J. McCollum, the Blazers are more exciting than most people know.  Having added former 2nd overall pick and OSU star, Evan Turner, the Blazers are hungry for more playoff success.

4. Oklahoma City Thunder

4. Oklahoma City Thunder

4. The Oklahoma City Thunder are now officially Russell Westbrook's team and there couldn't be greater news to the ears of NBA fans.  Sure, the Thunder lost one of the best players of all time in Kevin Durant but don't count this team out yet.  Westbrook is on a mission, seeking vengeance, and he's the scariest player in the entire league.  

3. Los Angeles Clippers

3. Los Angeles Clippers

3. Since Chris Paul got to L.A. (not the L.A. team he was supposed to go to, damn you David Stern), the Clippers have been a force to be reckoned with but they've never put it quite together.  They hope to have a healthier Blake Griffin back and they're gonna give it another go with mostly the same lineup as last year.  They have talent, but probably not enough to win the West.  And time is running out with both Chris Paul and Blake Griffin able to test free agency after this year.

2. San Antonio Spurs

2. San Antonio Spurs

2. For the first time in about 20 years, the Spurs will step onto the court without that familiar number 21, Tim Duncan.  And they'll be fine.  Duncan was pretty solid in his later years but the Spurs had been planning for this for some time now.  There's been some rumors of a rift with LaMarcus Aldridge but he's quieted those and should be a big piece for the team most likely to challenge Golden State in the West.

1. Golden State Warriors

1. Golden State Warriors

1. Golden State replaced Harrison Barnes with Kevin Durant.  That's like replacing Jim Belushi with John.  This team is going to be incredibly fun to watch.  Countless fans will struggle the whole season desperately wanting to hate the new super villain in town yet not being able to resist the beautiful basketball being played.  Durant signed with the Warriors for "basketball reasons" and he will fit in absolutely perfectly on this roster which may very well be the best offense in NBA history.