WWE Payback - Not that Kind of Horrible by Big Vin Vader

WWE Payback    -    Not that Kind of Horrible   follow @Bigvinvader

This is gonna be a different sort of write-up, and I’m going to take the unpopular opinion and spend most of my space praising Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton’s controversial House of Horrors match.  But before all of that, a few notes on Payback as a whole.
    The show had a lot of promise going in, despite its clearly transitional nature.  The fact that several of the competitors were to immediately be split between brands the following day looked to bring several long-running storylines to satisfying conclusions.  Beyond that, all but two of the matches promised to be very solid affairs, and Owens/Jericho, Rollins/Samoa Joe, and Aries/Neville looked to be very good.  Only the House of Horrors match and Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman held little promise, and both of those actually exceeded my expectations.
    In execution, the show delivered on many of its promises, and there were even a number of positive surprises along the way that served to spice things up a bit as well.  Overall, Payback was one of the better WWE PPV’s this year, with a number of very good matches, some very stiff and believable ring work, and some very crowd-pleasing conclusions and twists.  No match was truly bad (at least in my opinion), and even the midcard and less-anticipated bouts proved worth their time on the show.  The finishes left a lot to be desired at times, but I’ll get into that later.
    Now on to the meat of this column…

Bray’s House


The House of Horrors match raised so, so many questions, and seemed destined to be an enormous failure.  The fact that nobody had any clue as to what such a stipulation would entail until the week of the show did it no favors, nor did the ultimate news that the match was to be partially pre-taped.  People have soured on the Randy Orton-Bray Wyatt feud, but it’s stayed interesting to me.  This is the first time that Randy Orton has actually captured my attention as a wrestling fan, and the story has been building since last fall which is impressive in this day and age.  Things took an undeniably ridiculous turn with the desecration of Sister Abigail’s ashes, but that absurdity is part and parcel of wrestling.  Hell, I even liked the insect projections at WrestleMania.
    But even I was skeptical going into the House of Horrors.  I shouldn’t have been, given my love of horror and wrestling, and as the video package unreeled before the match, I realized that there was potential for the HOH to be legitimately creepy, something that would easily hold my interest.  In fact, just like a good horror movie, going into this one knowing nothing about the match, save the background storyline, proved to be a huge help.  Flat out, I thought that the pre-taped portion of the match was a fun, unique, and somewhat startling exercise in atmosphere.  Sure, it was ridiculous, and a little cheesy, but there were some undeniable touches of legitimately disturbing effects, and the flat-out brawling style the two wrestlers adopted perfectly suited the stipulation.  
    Things got off to a strange, nearly disheartening start, as Orton showed up to Bray’s rural shack in a limo.  I was expecting more of a Gothic mansion, not a ramshackle farmhouse (on the outside, at least).  Then, in one of a few missteps, a tractor started up and drove itself, unmanned, in front of Randy.  This really bugged me the first time I watched the match, since it was so stupid in effect, and the only supernatural element in the match.  Second time around, I was more insulted and confused by the fact that the tractor was driving itself backwards.  Still not sure why that’s where my feelings stand.  Regardless, it was all uphill from there.
    Despite the exterior looking like an Ohio farmhouse, the interior of Bray’s house was a bit more contemporary.  What we got was a fully-furnished house with some undeniably subtle touches of squalor, which, for the most part, were not the hackneyed attempts at horror movie scenery I expected.  Instead there were cobwebs in the corners of rooms, lamps with tilted shades casting queasy yellow light, and couches and chairs covered in white shrouds like they hadn’t been used in months.  Of course, there were shots of hooks and sickles and such things, but they really could have been anywhere in the house.  The overall impression at this point was of a semi-rural crank house.  Somewhere people lived and did hard drugs in semi-squalor while still functioning enough to prevent things from falling into complete disrepair.  But there was still the sense that things had gone very poorly, that there was a definite turn to something darker, more sinister and violent.  Hence the ensuing brawl.
    It gave not only an insight into Bray’s world, but also peeled back the curtain to reveal some vulnerability.  What if he isn’t a supernatural cult leader, but a delusional, paranoid, drugged-out freak living in the recesses of middle America and casting his influence over similarly-afflicted individuals?  Hell, even take the drugs out of the equation and you still have a compelling, if unlikely, character profile.  The attention to detail, and I mean beyond the hokey mutilated dolls, painted symbols and stick effigies, really drove the overall atmospheric effect home.  The house itself was well-enough maintained, but certain things were off.  The cobwebs in the corners, the drywall ripped away to reveal brick in the hallway, the exposed wires in the walls, the streaks and stains marking the wallpaper in the kitchen and doll room.  In the kitchen, there was an outlet stripped of its faceplate, and a sink full of dirty dishes.  The fridge was smeared with a greasy, charcoal-like substance, bizarre messages written on its surface.  There was dust and grime on the tacky linoleum floor tiles, and the oven had an honest-to-god streak of grease dripping down its door.  That was real work put in, and the whole thing added up to a uniquely unsettling atmosphere that has rarely been touched upon in the world of pro wrestling.
    The whole thing was so undeniably grimy and real, a visceral recreation of actual squalor and the sorts of conditions that can drive someone to violence, or at least the backdrop that it can play out against.  Bray and Randy looked like they were legitimately fighting for their lives, using everything at hand—a lamp, a frying pan, even (ridiculously) the refrigerator—to ensure they made it out alive.  In this way, the whole thing touched more closely on the real-world horrors of violence and crime than Bray’s usual supernatural shenanigans. There was no chance that the in-ring portion of the match could hold a candle to this in my mind as soon as the segment was over.  It really was nothing but a brawl, almost entirely in Bray’s favor, as the home field advantage would suggest.  If you showed this match to anyone unfamiliar with the storyline, and especially anyone who hates wrestling, it would look like two sweaty, heavily-tattooed men desperately beating the hell out of each other in a filthy house.  
    The audio was the only major mistake, after the tractor, in my opinion, since the whole thing was scored with a soundtrack giving the intimation that this was meant to be scary.  It was the sort of cheap horror movie trick that the match itself stepped above.  Also, in the doll room (which of course was way too over-the-top to be taken seriously), we got overdone crying and giggling noises from some sound library.  Way too cheesy.
    There was talk of this being a pale imitation of Delete or Decay, but I was reminded more of the first Boiler Room Brawl between Mankind and the Undertaker at SummerSlam 1996.  Mankind was still a legitimately deranged, threatening heel, helping to revitalize the Undertaker’s career.  He squeaked and squealed like a pig going to slaughter while he fought, and the match itself made perfect use of the squalid, dark and dusty boiler room as well as every dangerous object it contained.  It wasn’t good wrestling, but it was a disturbing brawl that felt like two transients assaulting one another in a battle to the death.  It’s still disturbing if you watch it now, removing the storyline and just letting the on-camera action take you away.  At its best, this is what the HOH match did for me, and even on rewatch, it still has an undeniable power that could very well appeal to me alone.
So maybe this all has nothing to do with wrestling, or at the least, very little, but it was one of my favorite parts of the show, hands-down.  And yes, I do realize that I could very well be the only person on Earth praising this match.  I can live with that.  It was WrestleCrap, for sure, but of the most entertaining variety, the sort that steps beyond wrestling itself into a bizarre world of its own.  Either way, that’s enough over-analysis for today.

The Real World (Of Wrestling)

As I mentioned earlier, nearly every match was above average, and a few were pretty good.  None were flat-out great however, and one of the biggest issues, one that’s been far too prevalent as of late, was the finishes in several of the bouts.  So, instead of a breakdown of every match’s action, let’s focus on the finishes and see how those played out in terms of overall effectiveness.
    First up was Jericho vs. Owens in a very good, very physical blow-off match.  Well, it was supposed to be the blow-off.  Jericho is touring with his band, Fozzy, starting this week, so it seemed a lock for KO to retain and end their feud.  And it looked to be the case, with a repeat of the finger-on-the-ropes spot from WM 34.  That is, until Jericho started to target his hand and fingers, crushing them between the ring and steel steps.  Owens tapped to the Walls of Jericho when his finger was too weak to catch the rope.  This one took me by surprise, even with the last-minute rumors that Jericho would win back the United States title.  Regardless of my disappointment, the match was very engaging, and by the crowd’s massive response, having Jericho get one more major win in before his hiatus was the right call.  And Owens won back the title on Tuesday night’s SmackDown, settling matters once and for all.
    Neville vs. Austin Aries, in a rematch for the CruiserWeight championship had what was likely the most controversial finish of the evening.  Their WM 34 match was fantastic but didn’t deserve the pre-show treatment.  Given time on the main card, the two proved that they could absolutely deliver and engage the crowd, and in my opinion, Austin Aries was the MVP of the night for his fantastic ring work at Payback.  They were given the right amount of time to work, and every move looked crisp and believable, with Aries maintaining the upper hand for most of the match.  The problematic finish came with Aries locking in the Last Chancery, and Neville, desperate to retain his title, pulling the ref’s shirt.  So it all ended with a very anticlimactic, inconclusive disqualification finish.  People were pissed, but I was actually fine with this one, mainly because it should lead to another fantastic rematch, and as good as Aries was, it still isn’t time to strip Neville of the championship.

In terms of solid matches, The Hardys vs. Sheamus & Cesaro was a very good, very stiff tag team match with few surprises.  At least regarding the finish.  Both teams looked good and had chemistry in the ring, and both S&C’s beat down and the Hardys’ eventual comeback were exciting.  During the course of the match, Jeff actually lost a tooth, and Matt was busted open over his eye, which started noticeably swelling.  Of course, Matt and Jeff scored the win to huge applause, and the European odd couple shook their hands mid-ring.  This was followed by another savage attack on the Hardys, a heel turn for Cesaro that was rumored in the days leading up to the PPV.  Hopefully this new ruthless streak works as well for the Swiss performer as Neville’s own heel work has for him.  Regardless, one of the better RAW tag title matches in some time.
Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley delivered on its promise of a very solid match, which was given just enough time to stretch out and go somewhere.  I had no issue with the finish again, especially since Alexa captured the RAW Women’s Championship, making her the only person to have held both brand’s titles.  She deserves the position at the top of the card, and is one of the best heels on either brand at the moment.  The unpopular aspect of the finish came with Bayley losing in her hometown of San Jose, much like Sasha Banks losing to Charlotte at Hell in a Cell last year.  It was controversial and unpopular, sure, but not unprecedented, and gives Bayley something to motivate her even harder in the coming weeks.
Following the House of Horrors was Seth Rollins vs. Samoa Joe, in what looked to be a fantastic grudge match given the very personal nature of their story.  While their match at Payback was indeed solid, it fell short of my expectations, and there was yet another unsatisfactory finish hurting things even further.  Both are world-class wrestlers, and Joe looked incredible in the ring as always, moving like someone half his size and age.  Rollins managed to get a surprise win by reversing Joe’s Coqina Clutch into a sudden pinfall, which was certainly problematic.  Joe is still fresh on the main roster and needs to look like a crushing, dominant heel.  He was presented successfully up until this point, and frankly, Rollins’ babyface act is floundering.  Joe should have won and destroyed Seth, establishing himself as one of RAW’s top heels.  Hopefully this loss settles their issues and each man can move on.
I have very little to say on the finish to the in-ring portion of the House of Horrors match.  Randy Orton looked to have it won when the Singh Brothers and Jinder Mahal ran in and beat him down.  After a fantastic-looking powerslam from Jinder took Orton out, Bray scored the win.  It was good to see that and all, but they really phoned that one in.  At least Bray can move on now.
Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns put on a very respectable match that exceeded expectations.  Both are relatively limited in-ring, but they do have some chemistry together.  Best part of the match was how Roman got thrown around, looking far more like an underdog than the top dog.  Braun winning was expected, and the right call, and the post-match assault which left Reigns (falsely) bloodied was a good way to build his eventual triumph.  Not bad at all, although the fan reaction after the match really irritated me.  Chants of “Thank you, Strowman!” were almost deafening.  I’ve made my feelings clear on Reigns plenty of times here, and he sure as hell doesn’t deserve that.  From a purely storyline standpoint, the crowd was cheering a man who beat Roman down after destroying him during the match.  A man who smashed the already-injured Reigns with the ring steps to the point that he was coughing up blood.  Again, that was all merely for the sake of the storyline, but you really get the sense that some of the more malicious basement-dwelling fans wouldn’t mind seeing that for real.  It was kind of disturbing, like wondering what would happen when ECW’s bloodshed wouldn’t be enough for crowds.
Then again, this is coming from the guy who praised a wildly unpopular match for capturing the atmosphere of a fight to the death within a lookalike drug den.  Wrestling is weird like that.

Overall

This was a really good show, very consistent and entertaining, especially from my own particular viewpoint.  As I see it, none of the matches were bad, and several exceeded all expectations.  Even with WWE continuing to screw up the finishes of major matches, they can’t take away the very compelling first portions of those contests.  The talent on the roster is undeniable, and the storylines have been very compelling for the most part.  On a whole, Payback was a very solid show, one of the company’s best of the year thus far.
    I just want to fit in one more thing here regarding Kevin Owens’ position in the company.  Last week there was news that Vince McMahon is fed up with Owens’ physique and wants him to wrestle in a full dress suit.  This sounds more than a bit absurd, and looked to (hopefully) be false as Owens came out in his usual ring attire, albeit with longer gym shorts.  Ditto for SmackDown the following Tuesday.  Regardless, Vince’s prejudice towards the out-of-shape is well-documented, and I wouldn’t doubt that the rumored sentiments are true.  I realize that wrestling is a very different world than any other, but this would certainly constitute harassment, if not discrimination in any other profession.  Not to mention that Kevin Owens is an incredible all-around performer who can do more incredible things in the ring than Vince McMahon ever could in his days wrestling.  Which, of course, came in his fifties.  So that’s just one thing that got on my nerves this week.

Big Vin Vader covers wrestling for Pencilstorm. follow @bigvinvader

Ben Galli Answers Yours (and ours) 2nd Round NBA Questions

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The first round is officially over and it’s starting to get serious.  With some teams’ seasons over and some teams’ championship aspirations just starting (so you’re saying there’s a chance!), there’s a lot of questions to ask and I’m here to try and answer them.  These are some real questions from some real people with some real concerns.

1. Russell Westbrook and his triple double stats seem to be a lock for the MVP. However a quick comparison of the first round of NBA playoffs is rather disturbing for fans of Russ and his gaudy numbers.

First round: LeBron was 50-92 from the floor. Russell was 59-152. It took him 60 extra shots to make 9 more buckets. It's even worse from beyond the arc where Westbrook needed 29 extra shots to get just 4 more triples than LeBron.

So my question is:
Does Russell Westbrook suck?
Should OKC be excited or terrified if Westbrook wants to sign a long term extension?
Would any top player want to be teamed with Westbrook?

- Colin G. (no relation to Ali G.)

Russell Westbrook does not suck.  For one, that's a comparison to the best player in the world who has a lot more help and two, who doesn't have to take very difficult shots (or a lot of them) to give his team a chance.  OKC should be super excited that they were able to extend Russ in the first place and should be so happy if he signs a longer term deal that they should look in the mirror and ask themselves if they really deserve it.  

There’s no indication that Russell’s not a team guy so I don’t think other stars will have a problem but there is the question of fit on the team.  Russell is going to control the ball.  If a star/superstar feels they need the ball in their hands to truly play their game, then playing with Westbrook will probably be a negative.  

2. Any hope the Cavs can play good enough defense going forward? It's been pretty ragged.
Don't those dopey OKC fans just want someone like Westbrook that they can see on Sportscenter?
Would the Sonics have won their second NBA title by now had those thieves not stolen my team and taken it to the middle of a God damned oil field?
When David Stern dies will he go to hell?

- Brian P. (allegedly no relation to Master P.)

I'm taking a wait and see approach on the Cavs improving their defense.  Facing the Raptors will be a nice test for that aspect of the Cavs that's been their biggest question mark going into the season. These teams know each other and we'll get a better idea of the Cavs chances during this series.

I think the Sonics would have a better ownership group (well, maybe not the one that sold the team from out under the fans and the city) which would have led to putting a bigger priority on winning chips as opposed to making money (hello Clay Bennett).  They would have done what they needed to do to re-sign James Harden.  Harden wouldn’t blossom into a top 5 player like he has now on his own team, but he would be the number 3 (arguably number 2) on one of the all time big 3’s in NBA history.  After David Stern super unfairly nixed the Chris Paul to the Lakers trade, I would simply wish him well wherever he ends up in the afterlife and just sip my cup of tea.

3. Are Cp3 , Deangelo, P. George, Ingram and t.moz good enough to bring a title back to the purple and gold?
Are the thunder a top 3 seed with Blake Griffin?
You get one of these 2 players moving forward: Devin Booker or Lonzo Ball, who's it gonna be?

- Big $, (larger cousin to small money)

To respond to the first 2, the West is loaded. In that Lakers lineup (which is very possible by the way), there are 2 superstars and 2 guys that have disappointed a little but still have very high ceilings.  If Russell and Ingram develop to 75% of their potential, these Lakers are going to be nasty.  But they won’t be nasty next season. It’s going to take a couple years with this lineup to really contend for a title.

It’ll matchup nicely with the Warriors not being able to afford their big 4 and LeBron getting older (possibly).  I don’t know about that guy, Poncé de LeBron.  Blake by himself doesn’t make the Thunder a top 3 seed but if they upgrade Roberson and either do the same with Oladipo or he takes the next step, then I can see it.  They'd be right up there right away though.

To answer the 3rd query, no one likes Lavar Ball and he’s hurting his son’s chances of a nice endorsement deal.  But Lonzo’s talent will overcome the sins of the father and he will be highly drafted.  And Devin Booker is quickly becoming one of the best scorers in the NBA and he’s only like 20.  But in the NBA nowadays, the faithful are flocking to the Point God and because of Lonzo’s very high ceiling in that area, I’d take him over Booker.  Is it greater to be able to create one’s own shot or create shots for others?

4. James Harden - basketball genius or a cheating punk that would get beat down if he tried all that drawing a foul crap in a pick-up game?

- James B. (no relation to Lil B who has placed a curse on Harden)

I prefer the term savant for Harden.  A basketball genius wouldn’t completely avoid the 2nd most important aspect of the game.  But Harden’s a savant because he has not really developed his defense but man, oh man has he developed everything in his offensive repertoire.  His shooting, ball handling, ball fakes, and passing are top notch as is his ability to draw a foul.  

And yes, he would be the most annoying player ever to play a pick up game with.  He’d hold on to the ball forever, making 15-20 head fakes and then shoot up a shot while flopping midway through and calling foul, whether touched or not.  Those guys are douches.  I played with one in junior high.  One day he wore a shirt with the confederate flag on it that said “You wear your X, I’ll wear mine.”  Nuff said.

5. Who’s most relieved Dion is not in the playoffs?

- Mike Y. (perhaps as a proxy for Dion W.)

I’m going to say the 2 most recent teams he’s been on since he got to the Heat.  That would be the Cavs and the Thunder.  Probably the Thunder more so because they did not re-sign him and the lack of scoring talent around Russ is glaring.  I put the Cavs here because I can see Dion really getting up for games against them and tipping the scales in a game or two in his team’s favor (although it’s just as likely to be the other way around).

6. What are the chances Blake Griffin ends up in OKC next year?
Where does Carmelo end up next year?
If the Cavs don’t win the finals, who do you see them trying to add?

- Kovic M. (because everyone has Russian connections)

I don’t think there’s a very good chance Griffin ends up in OKC next year.  All indications are that he likes the big city limelight and the draw of home doesn’t draw him.  OKC would also have to work wonders to get the necessary cap space. I think the Lakers, Knicks, and Heat will be bandied about as possible destinations but this early into it, I feel he will re-sign with the Clips because he likes L.A.

At this point, most of us would be shocked if Melo stayed in Phil Jackson’s doghouse.  The Lakers per usual will be brought up but I think their new front office will stay away from this aging superstar.  I see a battle between Miami, Chicago, and the L.A. Clippers for Melo’s still considerable services.

As far who the Cavs will add, it will be another round of: Who wants to chase a ring with LeBron?  The Cavs will want to get younger and more defensive while still retaining shooters.  Here’s a list of the impending free agents for this summer.  (look at that top 3!).  I can see the Cavs having an interest in some lower-tier vets like Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Mason Plumlee, or James Johnson. If these players take pay cuts, I can see the Cavs going after Danilo Galinari and Wade or Vince Carter trying out a year here.  

And some final thoughts on the Conference Semi-Finals and the 1st Round:

I had Cavs over Pacers in 5 and they did better than that although too many of the games came down to the final seconds.  I hit on my Raptors over Bucks in 6 prediction but I hope you're as excited as I am for the Bucks next season.

I'd picked the Celtics to sweep the Bulls but you never know what Bulls team you're gonna get and they extended Boston to 6 after winning the first 2.  In my defense, Boston swept after that.  I picked Wizards in 5 but it was Wizards in 6 because you can never trust Atlanta.

Over in the best conference, I got 3 of the 4 series right.  I'd picked Clippers in 6 but Utah bebop skedaddled to a win in Game 7, granted Blake Griffin missed most of the series with an injured toe.  I'd picked the Warriors and Spurs in 5 but Golden State swept impressively while the Grizz grinded to 6 games before falling.  They weren't gonna get rooked. And in the most anticipated 1st round matchup, I'd picked Houston in 6 but they usually dominated and won in 5.

Raptors-Cavs:  I still don't think Cleveland is going to struggle much here and I see them winning in 5 or 6.  It went 6 last year in the Conference Finals but I'll say Cavs in 5 this time around.

Wizards-Celts:  In my preview, I said Washington would upset Boston in this round.  Boston had an impressive come from behind victory on Sunday to take game 1 of this series and the Wizards depth weaknesses were exploited especially after Markieff Morris went down.  I will say Wizards in 7 in what should be a very intense, back and forth series.

Warriors-Jazz - This Jazz team is well coached and on the up and up but they're not on G.S' level.  Warriors in 5.

Spurs-Rockets - This should be a fun series and Houston has a decent shot to upset.  But I pick Spurs in 6.

These playoffs have almost been overshadowed by the incredible post game pressers and this is the best one in years.  Because it worked! Coach David Fizdale of the Memphis Grizzlies:

NCP Draft Preview: Big $ Attacks His TV if the Browns take Deshaun Watson

Did you know that Pencilstorm's own North Coast Posse are considered a top five twitter follow by the actual Cleveland Browns? Well they are. Follow their draft coverage @northcoastposse . I recently met up with Big $ at the India Oak bar to get his thoughts on the upcoming NFL Draft. - Colin Gawel

CG) Let's address the elephant in the room. Are there any quarterbacks in this draft that can be the next Bernie Kosar and if yes, how will the Browns land him? 

 Big $: My initial thought was a definitive no, then my phone kept autocorrecting Kosar to "Kizer" and I thought it may be a sign. Then I thought about D. Kizer's questionable mechanics and Ohio ties and how they are both Kosar -esque. Then I escaped the daydream and recalled the several N.D. games I witnessed and how there is very little chance Deshone Kizer is going to succeed in the NFL. Shooting for Bernie II may be a stretch, I'll take a freaking Eric Zeier at this point.

CG) Is Garrett the next JJ Watt or the next Courtney Brown?

 Big $: The player I most align Garrett with is Jadaveon Clowney. The one thing that separates Myles from Clowney is that he put up 10 more reps of 225 at the combine than the former Gamecock. Not only is this a plus as it relates to strength, it shows that he is ahead in dedication category as well. I have a hard time believing the ultra grizzled Gregg Williams is not going to demand the Aggie phenom at #1.

CG) What players and needs would you like to see addressed?

Big$: Real talk, there is not one position I think is a legit strength on the Browns at this time. They need to ensure that they get solid contributors across the board in at least the first 4 rounds

CG) What pick would make you throw something at the TV, hold your head in your hands and scream, "Oh my God, Nooooo"

Big $: I will literally attack my t.v, if I hear that the name  "Deshaun Watson" is coming to Cleveland. The dude has a historically low exit velocity. With the tight Windows and super heroes playing defense in the NFL coupled with the lack of anticipation needed to run the Clemson spread, he is a disaster waiting to happen.

CG) Vegas has started betting on the NFL draft. Seems like a blatant attempt to bring Browns fans to Vegas once a year since they don't make the Super Bowl junket. Does betting on the draft hold any interest for the North Coast Posse? 

 I would love, love, love to hunker down at a Vegas sportsbook and bet on picks all weekend. Who will have more first picks, Big10 or Pac12? Christian Mcaffrey pick over/under (8.5) etc etc etc. I'm salivating just thinking about how awesome this would be.

CG) If not in Vegas, where are you guys watching the draft and what will you be drinking?

Big $: Im waiting on an invite to the Trubisky party, but as a native west sider, I expect I'll get the cold shoulder from the Mentor crew. Thus, I'll probably crack some 4 string brews and kick back in my living room.

Big$ and K-Dubs the Soldier are the North Coast Posse. Browns beat writers for Pencilstorm.

Big Vin Vader Breaks Down WrestleMania 33 - Surprise of Surprises

                     WrestleMania 33:  Surprise of Surprises   follow @bigvinvader

Color me completely, happily surprised at the general success of WrestleMania 33.  Expectations were pretty low going in, with only a few matches seeming to have any promise, and little justification for the seven-hour runtime.  Somehow things turned around in a big way, and this year’s show delivered on promises that nobody took seriously and even managed to pull off some legitimately shocking moments.  Sure, the show was bloated with an overlong marriage proposal post-match, and an entirely unnecessary Pitbull mini-concert.  And there is absolutely a case to be made that the first half of ‘Mania far exceeded the latter portion, with the final four matches in particular coming up short.  But I’m not going to hold that against the show and performers, simply because when the PPV was good, it was very good.  
    Now, the card was overlong, and with thirteen matches from start-to-finish (including the pre-show), it’s easiest to just go over everything in a brief recap.

The Show of Shows

    Up first on the preshow was the Cruiserweight Title match between Neville and Austin Aries.  This one really belonged on the main show, and the build was great, with Aries making the seamless transition back from announcer to wrestler.  There were a number of great spots, and the hard-hitting nature of most of the match made this one feel way more important than a preshow match.  Even the crowd was won over, leaving this unquestionably one of the better matches in the revamped division’s history.

    Next was the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, a very strange match.  But more on that later.......
    The first big surprise of the night came with the surprise announcement that the Intercontinental Championship match between Dean Ambrose and Baron Corbin had been moved to the preshow.  The lack of stipulations made this one less than promising already, and its resignation to the preshow pretty much sucked the air out of everything.  It was a pretty tepid brawl in the end, with little excitement on any end and a pretty dead crowd.  In a strange move, Ambrose won and retained the belt, seeming to halt Corbin’s major push before ‘Mania had even begun.
    It seemed an interesting choice to put the highly-unanticipated Shane McMahon-AJ Styles match up first, but it ended up being the right call. The best wrestler in the company and the boss’ daredevil son actually managed to deliver one hell of an exciting match, shutting up everyone who doubted the booking.  Things looked up pretty much immediately, as Shane took the cocky Styles down and matched him hold-for-hold with pure wrestling.  Yes, Shane McMahon actually delivered a good, technical wrestling match.  On top of that revelation, we were treated to some spectacular high flying from both men, and a beautiful Coast to Coast with a trash can in AJ’s face.  Sure, as good as it was, AJ could have had an even more amazing match with someone like Shinsuke Nakamura, Samoa Joe, or even Finn Balor, but that’s all in the past now.  This one absolutely shut my doubting mind up and was possibly WrestleMania’s best match in the end.
    Up next was Chris Jericho versus Kevin Owens for the United States Championship, which was my most anticipated match of the evening.  The story between the two former best friends was one of the best-booked of the year, and Owens’ assault on Jericho not only turned Chris face once again, but ensured that KO got the sort of flat-out heel reaction he needed to regain his edge.  The match definitely delivered, with a fast, intense start, and several teased finishers and great back-and-forth action.  There was natural heat stemming from the storyline, as well as Owens’ brutal trash talk (telling Jericho “You have no friends!”), and a great near-fall Owens managed to beat by placing one finger on the rope.  KO put his former best friend away abruptly, ensuring a match on the next PPV, and sealing the deal on what would have been the best match on a lesser show.  At this point, things were looking good, with two very good matches up first.
    The RAW women’s four-way elimination promised a lot as well, and delivered on some of that anticipation.  Charlotte, Sasha and Bayley, three of RAW’s best athletes, looked great in their offense, and told a great story in teaming up to eliminate the dominant Nia Jax first.  That was the proper way to handle a monster heel, not Braun’s early elimination from the Battle Royal.  What followed was a good match given too little time to stretch out, but still delivering some great moments, like a corkscrew moonsault from Charlotte onto the outside.  Sasha got eliminated a little sooner than necessary, and while Charlotte took a strong lead over Bayley, she too got pinned, allowing the champ to retain her title.  Another good match, even with the clipped length.
    The RAW tag title match was next, and, as everyone knows by now, was the major talking point of the night.  Rumors of the Hardys returning to WWE have been circulating for over a month, and the addition of a ladder stipulation left fans wondering if ‘Mania was the time for their debut.  Even anticipating the return did nothing to prepare me for the moment Matt and Jeff walked down that long-ass entrance ramp, and the crowd pop was insane at that moment.  This was the type of moment WWE continually strives for yet never manages to pull off.  That they did so successfully, and managed to deliver what was a very good match on top of it, with all four teams (Hardys, Enzo & Cass, Gallows & Anderson, Sheamus & Cesaro) shining in their own ways, truly speaks to the quality of the show.  The Broken Hardys gimmick has been one of the most entertaining things in pro wrestling since last summer, and the fact that it is hopefully on a WWE stage, with the returning team the new champions points to great things for the coming year.
    I had mixed feelings going into the SmackDown mixed tag match pitting John Cena & Nikki Bella against the Miz & Maryse.  After all, this kind of came at the cost of an Usos vs. American Alpha match for the actual SD belts.  Plus, as good as the Miz and Maryse’s work has been lately, this feud was a one-note affair to lead up to Cena’s proposal to Nikki.  So, the match was nothing special, but it completely met my low expectations, although I did learn just how over the Miz is when faced against John Cena.  And as for the proposal, it’s great for them, it really is, but it went way too long on a wrestling show.
    Triple H versus Seth Rollins has been building for over a year, way back to the days of the Authority, and specifically back to August, when Trips cost Seth the Universal Title.  The knee injury angle cast some serious doubt as to Seth’s ability to perform, and really teased things out while setting up Triple H’s heel stable.  There was little doubt that the match would be good, and it definitely was, despite its odd pacing and bloated length.  The unsanctioned angle gave the two free reign to make this one as hard-hitting as possible, involving weapons and some great street fighting on the outside of the ring.  Cut this one by seven to ten minutes and you could have had the match of the night.  As it stands, it was a very good brawl rooted in each man’s great wrestling abilities.  Also, Triple H bumping Stephanie through a table got the second biggest reaction of the night, following the Hardys’ return.
    I’ve been interested by the Bray Wyatt-Randy Orton angle and feud, with Bray looking better than ever as World Champion, and Orton coming off as more interesting than he’s ever been in my opinion.  There was a good build, with some appropriately-absurd storylines involved, but none of that mattered at the end of the day.  Both Orton and Wyatt are talented wrestlers and are capable of delivering exciting matches.  Unfortunately, this one proved to be the main show’s first real misstep, lasting barely ten minutes despite the company’s top title being fought over.  Bray used some interesting mind games, projecting maggots, worms, and beetles onto the ring, which I thought was pretty interesting.  Until Orton hit a surprise RKO and claimed his thirteenth World Title.  The first match to significantly underperform as far as my expectations went.
    In a complete reversal of expectations, I had no interest in Goldberg vs. Lesnar for the Universal Title.  It was rumored to be a squash, just like Goldberg’s win over Kevin Owens last month, and the rumor that it would be the headliner with two part-timers involved didn’t help things.  Despite all of that, the match, despite being no classic by any stretch, actually delivered some good action.  The two traded finishers and power moves, before taking the fight to the outside, with a Goldberg spear absolutely demolishing the timekeeper’s area.  At a shade under five minutes, this one went the perfect length without exposing either man’s weaknesses.  Lesnar winning was the right call, especially with Goldberg riding off into the sunset now, and Brock even pulled of a great leapfrog over his opponent, reminding everyone of the sort of athletic feats he was—and clearly still is—capable of.
    By this point it was nearly 11:00, so I expected the SmackDown Women’s Championship match to have been cut.  Thankfully that wasn’t the case, though they were given just six minutes, concurrent entrances, and the death-spot on the card.  Regardless, I was looking forward to this, especially since Alexa Bliss and Naomi are two of my favorite wrestlers in the division.  What we got wasn’t great, and it really would be nice to see SmackDown’s women get the chance to shine on PPV that the Raw division have, but it seems like that’ll take a while to happen.  Still, the pace was fast, and Naomi, Alexa, and Becky Lynch all put in some good ring work.  Plus, having Naomi reclaim the title was the absolute right decision, and the crowd certainly seemed to agree.
    Up last, the technical main event (and here I though Randy Orton was guaranteed a main even spot by winning the Royal Rumble), came Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns.  This one is hard to write about, not simply because of the outcome, but mainly doing so in a way as to not bash Roman and not disrespect ‘Taker.  Whether it was Reigns or John Cena or Finn Balor doing it, the fact remains that Undertaker was due to retire, and his mounting health issues were on clear display throughout the match.  This naturally limited the in-ring work, not to say that either Reigns or ‘Taker have been known for their technical prowess.  Still, it was hard to watch one of my favorite wrestlers (that would be Undertaker) plod through such a tepid match.  It was mostly sloppy brawling, with some notable botches, and several spears from Reigns, the weakest-looking of which actually ended things.  Even with Jim Ross back on commentary (and signed to WWE once again), this one just felt like an inevitability, not an exciting spectacle.  And beyond the thunderous boos that followed Roman out, it really was tough to watch the Undertaker remove his hat, coat, and gloves and limp up the monstrous entrance ramp.  A bitter finish to the show.
    
The Weird Stuff

Being WWE, and thus representing “sports entertainment,” there were naturally a number of bizarre moments throughout the show that deserve special mention here, at least in brief:

-The Andre the Giant Battle Royal—I held off discussing this one earlier just because it was so bizarre to watch unfold live.  Braun Strowman, the clear and seemingly only favorite to win, got tossed out by everyone very early on.  Jinder Mahal was one of the final three in the match, and ran to the outside to harass Rob Gronkowski, present ostensibly because he’s friends with Mojo Rawley, but really because WWE loves crossover exposure.  Gronkowski ended up in the ring and helped Mojo win.  Again, bizarre as hell to see play out, and totally unpredictable.
-Al Roker referring to himself as “Chocolate Thunder” as guest announcer of the Cena/Bella vs. Miz/Maryse tag match and doing very little else.
-Triple H’s long, elaborate entrance of the year, featuring himself and Stephanie on a motorcycle, guided down the entrance ramp by several police escorts.  This looked like something a fifteen-year-old fan would have dreamed up, not a man nearing fifty and trying to look cool.  Also, points off for this being pretty much the only special entrance all night.
-The enormously long entrance ramp, which was actually distracting in its sheer scale.  So long was it, that they had to either cut to video packages as the wrestlers made their ways down, or send several out at once, as they did with the SmackDown women’s match.

What Next?

Naturally, post-WrestleMania the course of the rest of the year starts to set itself into motion, particularly with the brand Shake-Up coming next week.  Everything is made all the more exciting by the current state of the roster, with RAW and SmackDown following WrestleMania marking a number of major main roster debuts.  
Moving up to RAW, finally, are The Revival, hands-down the absolute best tag team in the entire company, and one of my favorite things in wrestling at this time.  It would be foolish for the company not to set a feud in motion between The Revival and the Hardys.  The Revival kept their natural heel heat by attacking and beating the New Day in a hell of a debut, and their psychology and matwork heavy style would make an interesting contrast to the Hardys’ high flying, spot-heavy antics.  Regardless, it’s a joy to see them on the main roster, finally giving the tag division a hope of putting on match-of-the-night caliber efforts if given the chance.  Things are looking very strong for the RAW tag division, although SmackDown certainly would have benefitted from the presence of The Revival on their brand.
Returning on the same show was Finn Balor, who was sorely missed at WrestleMania, but will hopefully be inserted right back into the main event picture where he left off.  Regardless, Finn is one of those guys like Sami Zayn (but given much better booking) who is incredibly over regardless of his position in the company.  The company have faith in Balor, something that was made eminently clear last summer by just how quickly they were willing to push him to the top of the RAW brand.  It will be interesting to see where things go with Brock Lesnar holding the Universal Title, particularly as he lost some momentum by losing so quickly to Goldberg prior to WrestleMania.  Lesnar is a massive draw for crossover audiences and hardcore fans alike, so keeping him on top makes good business sense, but as a part timer who’s already rumored to be missing the next RAW PPV, some issues come up.  Namely, if it wouldn’t be better to have a full-timer like Balor hold the championship.  But tangled up with that one is the fact that WWE aren’t going to simply give just anyone a win over Lesnar because he is a legitimate hardass, and not just anyone could bring him down.  There’s a good chance that Balor is the person to do that, but until the storyline emerges, and Brock actually appears on TV consistently, that remains to be seen.
Also back, finally, is Emma, with her original heel gimmick.  Emma is a great allround performer, and this should be her opportunity to finally shine on the main roster after a number of false starts (Emmalina, anyone?) and a long hiatus due to injury.  My hopes are that she will be considered a serious contender for the Women’s Championship, especially as the title needs some fresh challengers in the picture.  Even if that program falls through, the idea of a Charlotte/Sasha/Bayley vs. Emma match in any capacity holds great promise.
On the SmackDown end, easily one of the most important debuts in years came with Shinsuke Nakamura’s long-overdue call-up.  The fact that he appeared and instantly went over with the crowd proves that WWE were holding him back in developmental for far too long.  His presence on the main roster, on the blue brand especially, signifies an entirely new era for the company, and I dare them to book him in any bad matches, simply because the man, at this point in time, is seemingly untouchable.  The only problem I can see at this time, is the rumor—which seems as likely as that of the Hardys’ return at ‘Mania—that AJ Styles is going to be sent over to RAW, depriving us of an amazing, long-building match.  The two have pulled of incredible matches in the past, and to have them on the same brand would be absolutely ideal, as it’s the type of rivalry that promises incredible matches and fan involvement, even without any titles on the line.  If WWE really wanted to move towards a more Japanese style of wrestling, those are the two people to do it for them, and they could very well be squandering that opportunity, holding off the match until SummerSlam at least, and very possible next year’s Wrestlemania.
    Also making his debut on Tuesday was crowd favorite Tye Dillinger, although his appearance was somewhat lesser to Shinsuke’s.  From the matches of his that I’ve seen, Dillinger is very capable in the ring, but always seems to come up short as far as actually winning a bout.  Even his crowd-pleasing appearance at the Royal Rumble only lasted a few minutes.  So I have my doubts as to what he’ll actually achieve on the main roster, but I’m more than willing to be proven wrong.  If things go well for him, he’s definitely the type of performer I could see getting inserted into the Intercontinental Title picture.  Or, simply because he’s so well-liked by the crowd, he could start feuding with natural heel the Miz, although he proved to be pretty over himself at WrestleMania, so there’s no telling how that would actually go.
    Until the brand Shake-Up actually occurs, however, so much of the year is up in the air.  What does seem certain, however, is Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens joining in Triple H’s heel stable.  Little as I may care for his in-ring persona and ego, there is no denying the fantastic work he’s done with the NXT developmental system.  This stable would have two of the most imposing and impressive wrestlers on RAW acting as the unstoppable, ruthless forces they should be.  On top of that, it would be an interesting opportunity to merge Triple H’s Authority heel figure with his benevolent NXT commissioner face persona.
    Things look good, with the surprise success of the majority of WrestleMania 33 proving that WWE cans till pull of some legitimate surprises as they’re being doubted the most.

Big Vin Vader covers WWE for Pencilstorm. Follow @bigvinvader

WrestleMania Lead-Up Part Two: The Lesnar Angle - by Big Vin Vader


                     WrestleMania Lead-Up Part 2: The Lesnar Angle      Follow@bigvinvader


I’m not really sure how I feel about Brock Lesnar.  He’s an amazing athlete, and a major figure in the world of combat sports.  But it’s because of all those things that his last few years in WWE have left me cold.  He’s become such a phenomenon following his work in UFC that he’s rarely much fun to watch anymore.  His street fight with Dean Ambrose at WrestleMania 32 was a major disappointment, and he’s hardly had any notable, worthwhile matches in the last year or so.  But that wasn’t always the case, and fifteen years ago he was one of the most exciting wrestlers on the roster.  Golderg, however, has always been a one-note character and wrestler.  He really does seem like a decent guy, but I’m concerned with Goldberg the current Universal Champion, not Bill Goldberg the person.  As I’ve complained before, the two had a terribly unsatisfying match at WrestleMania XX, and their current program has been very lackluster, consisting of squashes and little actual storyline build.  It’s easily one of my least-anticipated matches of WrestleMania 33, and the talk that it looks to be yet another squash, albeit in Lesnar’s favor, does nothing to alleviate my concerns.
    So, while it would theoretically make more sense for me to discuss Lesnar and Goldberg’s last WrestleMania match, I have no interest in doing that here.  Instead, I want to talk about Lesnar’s match with Kurt Angle at WrestleMania XIX.  While most of the talk regarding the match anymore concerns Lesnar’s botched Shooting Star Press, that moment is the only blemish on a fantastic main event match.  
    Both Lesnar and Angle (natch) were decorated amateur wrestlers, and they brought much of their technical skills to the table during their long rivalry in 2003.  Their World Title match at that year’s ‘Mania is the place to go if you want to see Brock take to the mat and wrestle with great proficiency and agility, rather than his post-UFC ground-and-pound style.  It really is amazing how fast and solid Brock was in the ring for someone his size, and the match is a stunning technical display.  Lesnar and Angle trade lightning-fast submissions and reversals, as well as a series of takedowns and some stiff brawling.  What the match is lacking in strong psychology, it more than makes up for in the sheer amount of wrestling ability on display.  On top of that, the two had great chemistry, and in this match and others from that period, you can tell that they respected one another and enjoyed working together.
    Also interesting is the point during the match where Angle nails Lesnar with four consecutive German suplexes, anticipating Brock’s later “Suplex City” gimmick.  And I know there’s no reason to debate what a tough bastard Lesnar truly is, but it really goes unappreciated until you see the guy land on the top of his head during an aerial maneuver, recover enough to kick out of a pin, and take the win with an F-5.  All while concussed.  It’s a famous moment, and still pretty hard to watch.  Unlike a lot of other matches featuring a significant botch, both wrestlers brought so much to the table and gave such intense performances that the single off moment did nothing to bring down the match’s quality and lasting legacy.
    There really isn’t much of a link between the two matches, apart from each featuring Lesnar, and the fact that Kurt Angle has come back into the fold, but that doesn’t mean a whole lot for WrestleMania.  The point is, this is the type of match that Goldberg could never have, and Lesnar likely will never have again.  It was intense, gripping, and above all else, a fantastic display of wrestling and storytelling at its finest.  What we’re getting this year is nothing but a money-draw, a spectacle without the wrestling to go along with it.  It’s not only unfair to have part timers fighting for RAW’s top title, it’s insulting to the fans who wanted to see a top-notch match between Kevin Owens, or at least another deserving young star, and a credible, full-time performer.  Back in 2003, it meant something for Lesnar to hold his brand’s top title, but in 2017 there’s absolutely no point other than to boost ratings, advertisements and merch sales.

Big Vin Vader covers WWE for Pencilstorm. Follow @bigvinvader