Brian Phillip's Baseball Preview: A.L. East

Welcome to the first of six articles on the 2013 Major League Baseball season. At the bottom of each team entry you'll notice I've given two fantasy baseball tips per team. Yes I realize Robinson Cano is a stud. Since I assume you already know that, I've tried to dig a bit deeper. The fantasy "target" then is a player I feel has a chance to return real profit. The Fantasy "turd" isn't necessarily a bad player, just one that conversely will be over drafted/overbid. (note: Colby Rasmus is a bad player.)

The below are observations and have not been subjected to any sabermetric analysis or other advanced mathematical rigor. I'm just spittballin' here. This is written from the perspective of a hardcore fan.... but a fan nonetheless. My team is the Seattle Mariners, and after you read my entry on this woeful franchise you will be assured that I am not carrying water for any particular club. I calls em as I sees em said someone once. Enjoy and please comment. Tell me I'm all wrong and we'll find out together in October. 

1. Toronto Blue Jays

On October 23, 1993 Joe Carter's majestic home run off Phillies' closer Mitch Williams marked only the second World Series winning walk off four bagger in history. Carter's heroics capped the Toronto Blue Jays' second straight World Championship. Since then? The Jays haven't come within a late night border crossing of the post season. 

I suppose you can't entirely blame owner Rogers Communications. Since assuming majority control of the financially strapped Jays in 2000 they've sat and watched the Yankees and Red Sox play on Sunday Night Baseball every week with the rest of us. To even have a hope of beating them Rogers would have had to spend tons of brightly colored Canadian money. 

Toronto fans aren't dumb though. Rogers is a 12 billion dollar a year behemoth. Essentially if you watch sports on the tube, read about it, or talk to your friends about it... and you live in Canada, Rogers has a piece of the action. They could only preach patience for so long. That wore thin about the time the Tampa Bay Rays figured out how to compete and win in the American League East with cost controlled talent carefully acquired through shrewd drafting, and molded into a pitching and defense first winner under mad genius manager Joe Madden. 

Last October the Jays finished fourth in the AL East with 73 wins, looked around at the competition and decided it was time. You can't blame them really. The Yankees are old, and the Red Sox are in disarray. For the first time since Rogers bought the team, they're going to try to win, and by God they just might do it eh. 

Why They'll Win Eh... 

- The Jays have added R.A. Dickey, Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, Josh Johnson, Emilio Bonifacio, and Melky Cabrera. 

- Edwin Encanarcion's break out 2012 was no fluke. Sure he has a frying pan for a glove, but this kid has power and an improving grasp of the working the count. 

- Jose Bautista is healthy. 

- Brandon Morrow, free of feeling like he has to be carry the pitching load, will finally realize his potential. 

But Wait A Second There Eh.... 

Jose Bautista's wrist injury becomes a chronic issue.

- Center fielder Colby Rasmus is given another full year to prove he's not a very good player. 

- Melky Cabrera's past two seasons were entirely attributable to the juice. 

- Pitcher Ricky Romero's disastrous 2012 is not an outlier, but rather the new Ricky Romero. 

- Edwin Encanarcion goes back to being Edwin Encanarcion.

Bottom Line

90 wins.

Fantasy Target

Morrow. He comes into 2013 healthy and with much less pressure thanks to Dickey and Johnson. Morrow is capable of delivering at least a strike out per inning. On an improved club he could win you 15 games too. 

Fantasy Turd

Rasmus. The Cardinals dumped him for a reason. Not going to happen. Lousy contact rate. Can't hit lefties. Platoon fourth outfielder at best. 

2. Baltimore Orioles

The 2012 Orioles won 93 games and qualified for the post season.... and I feel like I still don't have a great feel for what this club will do in 2013. If they won the AL East it wouldn't be a stunner. Then again it wouldn't be shocking if they floundered around .500 either. 

Let's hone in on what we do know. After years of bungling, and spending too much on washed up free agents, the Orioles have laid a nice foundation for the future. Take a look around the horn. Catcher Matt Weiters should continue his steady improvement. First baseman Chris Davis now has two consecutive solid seasons behind him. One would like Davis to make more contact and take a walk, but the kid can sure crush the ball. JJ Hardy provides solid power for a shortstop. 20 year old Manny Machado looks like the real deal at the hot corner. Center fielder Adam Jones enjoyed a 27 year old break out, and while he probably doesn't profile for much more growth, he should provide five category contributions and solid defense for years to come. In right Nick Markakis has quietly put up some nice numbers over the years, though he comes off an injury shortened 2012.

That really leaves us with two glaring non pitcher question marks. At second Brian Roberts has seen the vast majority of his past three seasons lost to injury. Ryan Flaherty is no long term answer there. In left field oft injured Nolan Reimold has left us wondering what might have been, and what could still be. He's only 29. 

The Orioles staff performed surprisingly well in their playoff run. What they've been missing is an ace. The organization has been holding out hope that their ace might exist amongst Chris Tillman, Brian Matusz, Jake Arrieta, and Zach Britton. Tillman at least seems to have gotten over the hump. And don't forget consensus top pitching prospect Dylan Bundy. The 20 year old may be that guy. 

The pen was a real revelation last year led by closer Jim Johnson and his 51 saves. Keep your eye on him though. His strike out rate is very low for a closer so there's a smaller margin of error. 

They'll start to believe in Baltimore if...

- It's probably too much to expect Roberts to contribute at this point, but getting 500 plus at bats from Reimold would be big. 

- Manny Machado doesn't begin playing like a 20 year old. 

- Someone amongst Matusz, Arrieta, and Britton steps forward to join Jason Hammel, Wei-Yin Chen, and Tillman. Add Bundy at some point and you have something. 

- Weiters, Davis and especially Jones do what they've already proven they can.

They'll cry in their crabcakes if....

- Any sort of injury bug hits. The O's don't have the depth. 

- Chris Davis' hacking leads to a collapse at the dish.

- Jim Johnson starts giving up too much of the wrong kind of contact. 

- No one among Matusz, Arrieta, or Britton provides a positive contribution.

Bottom Line

88 Wins

Fantasy Target

Hammel. He was on his way to a career year when a knee injury popped up. A healthy Hammel could give you a strike out per inning. You can find him at the end of your draft.

Fantasy Turd

Johnson is not going to save 51 games again. Look for 15 to 20 fewer.

3. New York Yankees

39, 32, 29, 34, 39, 30, 33, 32, 26, 36. On opening day this is the age span of a likely Yankees lineup. The average is 33 on the nose. Throw out catcher Francisco Cervelli (who has no business being the number one back stop on any major league club) and the number jumps almost a full year. This isn't by accident Yankee fan. You need to get your head around this, and the sooner the better: The New York Yankees are punting the 2013 season. Giving up, throwing in the towel,  and taking a powder. 

George Steinbrenner is dead. His sons are running the team, and they've taken the checkbook. Their big off season acquisition? Broken down Kevin Youkilis at one year and 12 million. And that was only because even more broken down Alex Rodriguez is having his hips redone. 39 year old Derek Jeter is recovering from a snapping his ankle in the playoffs. The Indians are pleased to have Travis Hafner off their payroll at long last. The 36 year old is your 2013 Yankees' designated hitter. The last time Hafner played a full season? 2007, which is also the last time he's had a home run total better than 17. 

Heard enough? The New York friggin Yankees are going into the season with Cervelli (who's name popped up on the infamous Biogenisis files) and Chris Stewart as their best options behind the dish after allowing the Pirates of all teams to outbid them for Russell Martin. 

The Yankees haven't done anything to improve their rotation either. After workhorse C.C. Sabathia, and the always professional Huroki Kuroda they have question marks. Andy Pettitte is turning 41 June 15th, and only started 12 games last season. As I write Phil Hughes is out for two weeks with a bulging disk. Ivan Nova and David Phelps will vie for the fifth starter slot this spring. 

Maybe I'm missing something. I've read everywhere that the Yankees will compete and win in 2013. I don't see it. The Steinbrenner boys are holding the payroll down this year to reset the Yankees' luxury tax burden for the next half decade. Next winter they'll be back to their usual profligate spending, giving Cano a fat new deal and playing casino whale on the free agent market. Until then? Now you understand why Toronto is suddenly a player.

They'll Cheer In The Bronx If.... 

-Everyone stays healthy.

-Curtis Granderson becomes a more balanced contributor. Sure he went 43/106 in 2012, but his batting average dropped 30 points last year. His walk and contact rates are in an alarming slide. At age 32 he's turning into a thinner, speedier Adam Dunn. (This just in, Granderson was hit by a pitch in his first spring at bat. Out 4 to 6 weeks with a broken arm. Not a good start.)

-Mark Teixeira reverses his own alarming slide. The switch hitting first baseman has seen his fly ball percentage deteriorate, his walk rate move from elite to adequate, and his batting average against right handers crater.

-The Yankees do something about the talent level on this team well before deadline time. 

They'll Bronx Cheer In The Bronx If.... 

- Sabathia's workload and weight finally start to catch up to him. We've seen signs of that already.

- Pettitte doesn't give them at least 25 starts. 

- All this age leads to a rash of injuries. 

Bottom Line

85 wins. 

Fantasy Target

Don't go crazy, but at the end of your draft or auction, take a flier on David Phelps. Nice strike out rate, and I think he'll be the fifth starter.

Fantasy Turd

Let others in your league be mesmerized by the Granderson's gaudy power numbers. 

4. Tampa Bay Rays

Since 2008 the Rays have won 97, 84, 96, 91, and 90 games, lost a World Series (2008) and were knocked out of the divisional round twice by the Texas Rangers. The Rays payroll ranked 25th in the majors last year. Manager Joe Madden knows that if his club is going to compete they have to be smarter than everyone else. They plot out elaborate defensive positioning schemes on their Ipads for crying out loud. Crusty baseball people hate that shit. Haven't you seen Money Ball? Spit on the floor and scratch your nuts all you want though because whatever they're doing works pretty damned well. 

That said, when one takes a peek at the Rays depth chart going into the spring, the level of talent is less than inspiring. James Loney at first, Ryan Roberts at second, and noted homophobe Yunel Escobar at short should leave Rays fans cold. Escobar and Roberts will probably each hit more home runs than Loney.... which tells you all you need to know about him. Matt Joyce heads into spring as the starting left fielder, but his meek numbers against lefties profile him as fourth outfielder at best. Joyce will assume a spot on the bench just as soon as 2012 minor league player of the year Wil Myers, acquired in the off season from Kansas City, is major league ready. 

And so the load falls upon third baseman Evan Longoria, the versatile and rock solid Ben Zobrist, and Cy Young award winner David Price. This is Madden's biggest challenge since his early years in Tampa. A lot is going to have to go right.

If They Win, It's Because...

- Price equals or betters his outstanding 2012. 

- Young hard throwing lefty Matt Moore cuts down on his wildness.

- Longoria can stay healthy.

- Young and speedy center fielder Desmond Jennings can improve his middling plate approach.

- Jeremy Hellickson, Jeff Neimann, and youngster Alex Cobb take the pill every five days and give the Rays a chance to win. 

- Fernando Rodney's can come near his out of nowhere 2012 closer performance. 

Joe Madden will call tech support if.... 

- Longoria can't stay on the field.

- Myers isn't ready to contribute by June.

- Starters 3 through 5 make Madden miss stalwart James Shields. 

- Rodney pitches like he has his entire career except for last year. 

Bottom Line

83 wins.

Fantasy Target

Zobrist. Eligible at 2B and OF. This is key as you'll want to slot him at second and enjoy. 

Fantasy Turd

Rodney. I don't think he'll return to his 4.50 ERA/1.50 WHIP days.... He has mastered a sick change up..... That said don't pay for last season, he'll never do that again.

5. Boston Red Sox

I'm not going to spend much time dwelling on Boston's 2012. The story lines were universally depressing, and well covered elsewhere. This fact should make you gag on your lobster roll Sox fan. Seattle won six more games than the Red Sox did last season. Yup, it was that bad. 

The question is a simple one. Did the Boston Red Sox improve themselves in the off season? Relatively speaking yes they did I suppose, but I still see them repeating last place in 2013. Mike Napoli, Shane Victorino and Ryan Dempster are all solid free agent additions... but that's all they did. The reviled John Lackey returns from a year away for Tommy John surgery, but he's 34 and 2011 was a disaster. Felix Doubront is going to start for crying out loud. There doesn't seem to be any top notch pitching talent in the Sox system. It's beginning to show. Jonny Gomes is renowned for his leadership, but the Red Sox didn't bring him in to be the everyday left fielder. For now it's a platoon with Daniel Nava and perhaps Seattle castoff Mike Carp. 

It'll Be Wicked Awesome If....

- Jon Lester can return to his pre 2012 form. 

- Ditto for Dustin Pedroia.

- Jacoby Ellsbury can come within spitting distance of his monster 2011.

- Rookie third baseman Will Middlebrooks can continue his growth. First order will be to work the count better.

It'll Be Wicked Bad If...

- Lackey is as terrible as I'm afraid he will be.

- Stephen Drew is as "meh" as his brother sometimes could be in a Sox uniform.

- David Ortiz gets very old very fast.

- Mike Napoli can't stay healthy.

- Ellsbury officially becomes injury prone as opposed to unlucky.

Bottom Line

77 Wins

Fantasy Target

Ellsbury is attractive because after two of his past three seasons have been destroyed by injuries his value is sure to be depressed. If he's falling in your league he could return real value. 

Fantasy Turd

Middlebrooks is hardly a "turd," but evidence suggests he's being overvalued this season. There are sure to be growing pains. Don't overpay! Rate him no better than middle of the pack at third base in a mixed league... perhaps lower. 

Stay tuned for part II. The American League Central. 

Brian Phillips is a a longtime DJ for the legendary lndependent rock n roll radio station CD1025. you can find him at www.cd1025.com or follow him on twitter

and don't forget PencilStorm opening day party at the Treebar Monday April 1st.- Reds vs Angels 4pm

The Blue Jackets Are Getting Ready to Not Suck

​It's been over thirty years since the Miracle on Ice. Upon each anniversary, an increasingly smaller segment of the population can be heard to say: "I remember watching that game." Meanwhile in Columbus last year, the Blue Jackets had become so bad that an increasingly larger segment of a pissed-off fan base wistfully uttered that same statement whenever somebody would recall a regular season win over a division rival. But the times, they are a changin'.

​Hardcore Blue Jackets fans already know this: John Davidson is a badass. Davidson, a former NHL player and hockey broadcaster (but not the same guy that hosted "That's Incredible"), took a bottom-feeding Blues organization and overhauled it into a top contender in the Western Conference during his six-year tenure as President of Hockey Operations. During that time, he leaned heavily on a young Finnish scout named Jarmo (pronounced "Yar-mo") Kekalainen (prounounced "Keh-ka-line-in") to help him rebuild the Blues by refocusing the team's effort to acquire two important resources that were dangerously in short supply  . . . . talent and character.  

CBJ fans see newly appointed GM Jarmo Kekalainen as the answer. The question: how do we stop sucking?

CBJ fans see newly appointed GM Jarmo Kekalainen as the answer. The question: how do we stop sucking?

As it turns out, teams that do well in the NHL, and most any other sport except Olympic Badminton, have at least two things in common — talent and character — and not just on the ice. Winning organizations value talent and character at every level, from the people who find the players, to the person who signs the players, to the players themselves, all the way to the person who does the laundry. Like St. Louis in 2006, Columbus in 2012 found itself lacking in these two important resources. And then John P. McConnell hired Davidson to run the hockey operations for the Blue Jackets. 

Davidson likes to say that his success in St. Louis came from taking no shortcuts, by building "brick by brick." The Blue Jackets' sad history includes a pathetic misuse of high draft picks. With three first-round picks in the 2013 NHL entry draft, the time to bring in the wrecking ball and begin reconstruction was now for Davidson. When he hired Kekalainen last week to replace Scott Howson as GM, Davidson (or "JD" as he is lovingly referred to by CBJ fans) didn't just blow the place up. He already has the entire first floor rebuilt and ready for occupancy. 

Not everybody is willing to forgive and forget. There are still pissed-off ex-Blue Jackets fans in Columbus. But surprisingly there are a lot more fans who see a light at the end of the tunnel and are extremely confident that it is not a train (or a bum lighting a cigarette butt).  ​For a team that has pretty much sucked as bad as any professional sports team in America for the last two years, it's a strange sight to behold: a fan base as energized, hopeful and radiant as it ever has been. They have wallowed in the depths of suck. They know suck. And they know the Blue Jackets are getting ready to not suck. 

The Real Story Behind Four String Brew

Note: Dan Cochran and his new beer have been everywhere lately. While he has appeared on the cover of Business First along with a snazzy picture in the Alive, his beer, Four String Brew is spreading through Columbus like a dumpster fire on Campus. BW3, Brazenhead, Woodland's are all blowing through kegs and new locations are being announced weekly. There has been much confusion about the origin of this soon to be legendary new brewery. This is how it really happened. -Colin 

A few years ago during rehearsal with the Lonely Bones, Dan suddenly stopped playing his trademark walking bass line during "Sad Drive" and said, "Guys, I need to talk to you about something". Herb, Rick and I all exchanged glances and I muttered, "Uh..yeah..sure...what is it?"

We turned down our instruments and picked up our beers and he said, "Guys I've been doing a lot of thinking these days about how much beer our band has been drinking during practice. After practice. Before practice. I mean look at us: It's 9:30 a.m. on a Sunday morning and Herb is already talking about whose turn it is to fly or buy"

Rick chimed in, "Dan, I don't think it's fair to criticize Herb. I mean, it is a legitimate question, that case of Milwaukee's Best is almost gone and it's not going to rebuy itself. And, we still have 14 more songs to run through. If i didn't know you better, I would say it almost sounds like you are suggesting that we run out of beer."

"I've got a bad feeling about this," said Herb.

Dan put down his bass, turned off his amplifier and sat down on the sofa. The room was silent except for the hum of the PA and Colin cracking open the last can of Beast.

"I think our band has a problem," Dan began. "Guys, we need to face the truth, we drink too much beer. And what's worse, we really drink way too much crappy beer."

Colin took a long pull on his can of lukewarm brew and said, "What is that supposed to mean?"

"Guys, I've run the numbers and it turns out that if we just built our own brewery, we would actually SAVE money over the long haul. Instead of running to the Quick-ee mart every 45 minutes, we could brew our own supply. What's even better, you guys know I make the best beer, so we wouldn't have to keep choking down this swill every Sunday morning".

Dan had a point. If he knows two things on this planet better than anybody, it's brewing beer and playing rock n roll. It was only logical. The rock n roll was covered, it was time to get some first class suds up in this place.

"I'm not gonna lie to ya fellas," Dan said. "This isn't going to be easy. It's gonna take a pretty big facility to produce the amount of sauce we need to keep this combo functioning properly. Good thing is I've found a spot right off 5th Avenue in Grandview. And you guys know how I visited hundreds of breweries during my touring days? I wasn't just drinking; I was taking notes and now I know exactly how I want to build it. Rick, didn't you read a book once or something?"

"Actually, Dan, I'm an engineer"

"That's great, Rick. You can help out. Colin and Herb, can you do me a solid and stay away from the brewery until I have a couple batches in the cooler? We'll never get any where with you guys around drinking everything"

Colin and Herb looked at each other and shrugged. "We'll do it on one condition: Once the brewery is up and running, we'll do a show where we can drink as much of your beer as we want," Herb said.

"Yeah," Colin added.

Dan said: "Gentlemen, it's a deal. Now who's up for a case of Keystone Light? Herb, I'll buy if you fly."

Four String Brewing Co. is holding a first anniversary part on Sunday, Feb. 24, at 1025 W. 3rd Av. Two New Beers! Vanilla Porter and Cherry Blonde. DJ Brian Phillips (CD1025, Pencilstorm) will be spinning tunes.

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Colin Gawel plays in Watershed and The Lonely Bones. He moonlights as a coffee shop owner and writes these bloggy type things when there are no customers. Visit him at colingawel.com.

Superman Vs. Hate Shmuck

I am not a fervent comic book reader, but I am a fervent comic-book-adapted-to-movie lover, and the Christopher Reeve Superman films (the first two) profoundly influenced me as a child and still hold a powerful sway over me as an adult.

That particular actor as that particular character delivering that particular performance adds up to something very special, if not downright moral and moving.

Superman III has some merit, which I’ll get to momentarily but I put Superman IV out of my head faster than the The Godfather Pt. III, despite Sofia Coppola’s stunningly inept death scene, which is arguably as hard to look at as Superman IV’ˆs ornately clad villain.

Nuclear Douche!

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A real-life nuclear douche is Orson Scott Card. This banally goateed white male:  ​

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A bestselling sci-fi author, Scott Card has been hired to pen some new Superman stories; and because he’s virulently anti-gay and proactively anti-gay marriage there has been some flak over his having been chosen to take control of Superman.

There’s an interesting argument going on over this. Let me distill it for you: is it possible for a hateful dick to take a beloved, morally impeccable character and write a tale true to that character? And, moreover, should said hateful dick have ever been given the opportunity?

Rational me says the artist is separate from the art and the art exists as its own entity with its own unique merits. (This is how I justify still loving Woody Allen movies despite his banging Mia Farrow’s underage daughter.) Irrational me says let’s all get together and go to Orson Scott Card’s house and terrorize him into loving gay people.

I’d like to believe rational me might think differently about Woody Allen if suddenly he was hired to write the new adventures of Pippi Longstocking, but then Woody Allen is a genius. And I don’t give a shit about Pippi Longstocking. Or maybe I’m just incapable of thinking rationally about Woody Allen.

But, if I do say so myself, I think irrational me has a point and it’s that being an asshole is different than being a hateful asshole. And DC has made an error in judgment allowing a hateful asshole to take the reins over the Man of Steel. He’s not just the Man of Steel because he’s impervious to pain, he’s the Man of Steel because he’s unshakably good, he’s the “champion of the oppressed” and if Superman were to actually burst forth from the realms of imagination and into the real world (oh my god, even thinking that is awesome) he would strongly disapprove of not only Scott Card getting the job, but of Scott Card hating gays.

Ever since I’ve read about this, I’ve been fantasizing about Superman meting out justice to creeps like Scott Card. These fantasies come from the irrational me, naturally, so they’re uncharacteristically violent for Superman… But, that brings us back to Superman III which features, among all the stupid slapstick, a battle between a good Superman and a darker-suited, brooding, unshaven alter-ego Superman that I’ve never forgotten.  The battle with himself in a junkyard is a classic bout of a man struggling with his inner demons.

Badass Superman

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And that’s the Superman I think we need to deal with people like Orson Scott Card – the Dirty Harry Superman; but then I remember that the right Superman is the rational-me Superman, the Superman that would admonish Scott Card for his reprehensible politics but have to agree that it would be downright un-American to deny his right to hold those beliefs. And furthermore, that we cannot judge the quality of his writing based on those beliefs, but should only judge the writing itself.

Superman fans, like me, I guess will just have to wait to see how the new stories turn out – and if they live up to truth, justice, and, yes, even the American Way…

Here's a link to a completely rational piece written by NPR contributo Glen Weldon. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/02/17/172229592/man-of-tomorrow-superman-orson-scott-card-and-me

Joel Oliphint story about Musicol Recording Studio on Pitchfork

Remember back when "The Other Paper" was still around? I sure miss those days. Especially on mornings like this when the coffee shop is slow. I suppose the new "other" paper is OK in a pinch and I must admit that recent cover story on "the ten best corn dogs for under ten bucks" was informative. Still, the Other Paper had some really great music writing and my Thursdays just aren't the same.

Turns out that one of said writers, Joel Oliphint , was working on a big piece about Musicol Recording right here in Columbus when the Other Paper "folded" so to speak. Lucky for all of us, it got picked up by Pitchfork which has roughly 25 gazillion readers/followers/friends all over the planet. 

Musicol was the first place Watershed ever recorded and it is great to read about it's unique success story. Uh-oh, customer... got to run.. ​Link below. enjoy. - Colin G           colingawel.com

Permanent Press The Story of Musicol Recording Studio by Joel Oliphint

Join Colin and Brian For a Screening of "Sound City" Wed. Feb 20th

It's that time of the month again as PencilStorm contributors Brian Phillips and Colin Gawel host their movie series "Reelin and Rockin" at the Gateway Film Center. This month it is the highly acclaimed documentary "Sound City" directed by none other than Dave Grohl. The film chronicles the history of the legendary L.A. recording studio Sound City featuring interviews with the major players who recorded there. It happens Wednesday February 20th at the Gateway Film Center. As always, drinks at the upstairs bar at 7pm and the movie at 8. All proceeds to CD1025 for the kids. For more info on the film series, visit the Facebook page here

And What's More......

It's hard to mention Dave Grohl these days without also mentioning how cool Dave Grohl is. For the premier of "Sound City" at the Sundance Film Festival he didn't do any sort of traditional red carpet nonsense. No sir, not Dave. He did what Dave Grohl always does, he rocked. He put together a club show featuring the Foo Fighters backing up various artists who recorded at Sound City. Ever wonder what "Jessie's Girl" would sound like with Rick Springfield and the Foos? Here it is. Or the surviving members of Nirvana playing Cheap Trick songs with Rick Nielson guitar and that guy from Slipknot singing? got that too   I love the version of Gold Dust Woman with Stevie Nicks as well. But you get the idea. find it for yourself. I've got stuff to do.

Actually, by "stuff to do", I meant, "grab a can of beer from the fridge". Below is every major record done at Sound City from 1970 until its recent closing. I've posted this in a very user un-friendly format because that is the easiest way. What do you think this is? Grantland? I can only assume that Evel Knieval used the room because he was looking for the perfect kick drum sound. Too bad Rick Rubin and Evel never teamed up for a project. That would have been a good one.  - Colin G

YearArtistAlbumProducer1970SpiritTwelve Dreams of Dr. SardonicusDavid Briggs1970Neil YoungAfter The Gold RushNeil Young, David Briggs, Kendall Pacios1972Dr. JohnDr. John's GumboJerry Wexler1973Buckingham NicksBuckingham NicksKeith Olsen1974Evel KnievelEvel Knievel1974Elton JohnCaribouGus Dudgeon1974Bachman Turner OverdriveNot FragileRandy Bachman1974Bill CosbyAt Last Bill Cosby Really SingsStu Gardner1975Fleetwood MacFleetwood MacKeith Olsen1975WarWhy Can't We Be Friends?Jerry Goldstein1975Nils LofgrenNils LofgrenDavid Briggs1977Grateful DeadTerrapin StationKeith Olsen1977Fleetwood MacRumoursKen Caillat / Richard Dashut1977REO SpeedwagonYou Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna FishJohn Boylan1978Cheap TrickHeaven TonightTom Werman1978Walter EganNot ShyLindsay Buckingham / Richard Dashut1978ForeignerDouble VisionKeith Olsen1979Tom PettyDamn the TorpedoesJimmy Iovine1980Pat BenatarCrimes of PassionKeith Olsen1981Rick SpringfieldWorking Class DogKeith Olsen, Bill Drescher1981Tom PettyHard PromisesTom Petty / Jimmy Iovine1981SantanaZebop!Keith Olsen1982Pat BenatarPrecious TimeKeith Olsen1982REO SpeedwagonGood TroubleKevin Beamish1982FearThe RecordGary Lobow1982Barry ManilowHere Comes the NightBill Drescher1982Rick SpringfieldLiving in OzBill Drescher1983Ronnie James DioHoly DiverRonnie James Dio1984RattOut of the CellarBeau Hill1984Rick SpringfieldHard to HoldBill Drescher1985Tom PettySouthern AccentsTom Petty / Jimmy Lovine1985LoudnessThunder in the East1988Fleetwood MacGreatest Hits1989KeelLarger Than LiveRon Keel1991NirvanaNevermindButch Vig1992Blind MelonBlind MelonRick Parashar / Blind Melon1992Masters of RealitySunrise on the SufferbusChris Goss / Ginger Baker1992Rage Against the MachineRage Against the MachineGarth Richardson1992Green JellÿCereal KillerSylvia Massey1993ToolUndertowSylvia Massey / C.J Buscaglia1993RancidRancidBrett Gurewitz1993Tom PettyGreatest Hits1994Tom PettyWild FlowersRick Rubin1994The Black CrowesAmoricaJack Joseph Puig1995Red Hot Chili PeppersOne Hot Minute1995Kyuss...And the Circus Leaves TownChris Goss1996Tom Petty and the HeartbreakersSongs and Music from "She's the One"Tom Petty1996Carl PerkinsGo Cat GoVarious / Eddie Kramer1996Johnny CashUnchainedRick Rubin1996WeezerPinkertonJoe Barresi1996TonicLemon ParadeJack Joseph Puig1998Foo FightersGodzilla: The AlbumFoo Fighters1998Queens of the Stone AgeQueens of the Stone AgeJoe Barresi2000A Perfect CircleMer de NomsMaynard James Keenan2000Queens of the Stone AgeRated RChris Goss2001SlipknotIowaRoss Robinson2001Treble ChargerWide Awake BoredMatt Hyde2003Matchbook RomanceWest For WishingBrett Gurewitz2004Bad ReligionThe Empire Strikes FirstBrett Gurewitz2005Queens of the Stone AgeLullabies to ParalyzeJoe Barresi2005WolfmotherWolfmotherDave Sardy2005Nine Inch NailsWith TeethTrent Reznor2005MadrugadaThe Deep EndGeorge Drakoulias2005Ry CooderChávez RavineRy Cooder2007Mavis StaplesWe'll Never Turn BackRy Cooder2008MetallicaDeath MagneticRick Rubin2008Nine Inch NailsThe SlipTrent Reznor2008Elvis CostelloMomofukuElvis Costello / Jason Lader2009Kid RockBorn FreeRick Rubin2009WolfmotherCosmic EggAlan Moulder2010Josh GrobanIlluminationsRick Rubin2010Death Cab for CutieCodes and KeysChris Walla / Death Cab for Cutie2010TriggerfingerAll This dancin' AroundGreg Gordon2011MastodonThe HunterMike Elizondo2011EverclearReturn to Santa MonicaNathaniel Kunkel / Art Alexakis2011Arctic MonkeysSuck It and SeeJames Ford2011HalosLiving Like Kings In Confined Spaces