The Perfect Age For Rock & Roll, part three by Ricki C.

I was The Perfect Age For Rock & Roll when punk-rock vinyl began to arrive in the Midwest in 1976.  I was 24 years old and had been buying records since I was 12 in 1964, half of my earthly existence.  I’d dabbled in punk earlier, sending away for Patti Smith’s “Hey Joe/Piss Factory” single back in 1974 when instructed to by my Rock & Roll Bible Of The Time – Creem magazine.  I don’t remember if it was Creem or Who Put The Bomp! Magazine that brought the pride of Boston, Massachusetts – Willie “Loco” Alexander – to my attention in 1975, but I was glad to send my hard-earned Service Merchandise warehouse cash eastward to get the “Kerouac/Mass. Ave.” single, and thus begin a love of Boston Rock & Roll that carried me right through the 1980’s.  (Willie Alexander begat DMZ who begat The Real Kids who begat The Nervous Eaters who begat The Neighborhoods who begat Scruffy The Cat who begat The Blackjacks, etc.)   

Make no mistake, though, up until 1976 I was a Mainstream Rocker West Side Boy: my heroes were Aerosmith, Ted Nugent, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, etc.  But right about the time that Styx, Journey, Foreigner, Foghat, Boston, Peter Frampton (whom I had earlier loved when he was in Humble Pie with Steve Marriott), Rush, et al were making it impossible to live and love rock & roll I fell under the thunder of The Dictators, The Ramones, The Clash, The Pop!, Earthquake, The Jam, Elvis Costello and – maybe most of all – Nick Lowe.

I fully admit it, when I fell for punk-rock in 1976 and ’77, I fell hard.  Looking back, I think that was The Great Divide of The Rock & Roll: as a music fan you had the choice of making the leap to punk-rock and continuing to explore new music or you settled into a noxious haze of Allman Brothers, Pink Floyd and The Grateful Dead and now subsist on generous helpings of Q-FM 96.  (God help us.)

I think my first encounter with the Year Zero aspect of punk – that starting then, rock & roll was going to start ALL OVER NEW AGAIN, A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME – was a Joe Strummer interview in The New Musical Express, a great English rock weekly I would get approximately six weeks after the cover date at Little Professor Bookstore at the Lane Avenue shopping center.  The NME – along with Back Door Man fanzine, New York Rocker and the above-mentioned Bomp! Magazine – replaced Creem as my Holy Grail Journals of the Rock & Roll.  Indie labels Stiff Records and Beserkley Records became my new Capitol and Columbia. 

Accordingly, I started my own xeroxed fanzine – Teenage Rampage (read all about it over on Growing Old With Rock & Roll) – and, this is really important to the story, gave all of my acoustic-based records away.  All the Neil Young, all the Townes Van Zandt, all the Judee Sill, all the Joni Mitchell, all the Ian Matthews, all gone, given away to folkie friends of my first wife Pat.  I had always maintained a certain schizoid relationship with acoustic music: in the 60’s I simultaneously worshipped The Who and the folk-rock of The Beau Brummels and The Lovin’ Spoonful; later The MC5 and The Stooges peacefully coexisted with Crosby, Stills & Nash, James Taylor and Joni Mitchell; still later The New York Dolls and Mott The Hoople shared shelf space in my record collection with Van Morrison and Fairport Convention.  But at that point in 1976 I felt so strongly that punk was The Way Forward then & forever, all my Flying Burritto Brothers, Poco and Jesse Winchester records went bye-bye.

By 1982, of course, after punk ground into hardcore and devolved into synth-pop and New Wave, I wound up scouring the used record stores on campus to buy all those records back.  I never made the mistake of turning my back on an entire form of music again.

The 1980’s were, of course, The Wasteland, definitely the worst decade of rock & roll I have lived through.  Starting off with disco, moving through synth-pop and the continued dominance of radio-controlled corporate-rock, ending up at the end of the decade with hair metal, it just was not a good ten years.  (Synth-pop became so rampant that even Roy Bittan of the mighty E Street band had to deploy a Roland on his piano.  That wasn’t pretty.)  Plus MTV came along and started demystifying The Secret That Was Rock & Roll by blasting it into every genteel living room and wood-paneled basement that could afford basic cable.  Rock & roll was never intended to be just another segment of show business, it was supposed to be a Holy Rite of rebels, outcasts and losers.  The “culture” of People Magazine and rock & roll just do not mix.   MTV took away a central premise of the rock & roll Art Form – the listener being able to make up his own vision for a song – and replaced it with scantily-clad models & fire.  It somehow managed to take rock & roll BELOW The Lowest Common Denominator, something my third-grade math class taught me was impossible, but here we were.  

Putting aside woeful ephemera like A Flock Of Seagulls, A-Ha and The Human League and long-serving dreck-meisters such as Duran Duran and Depeche Mode, I know there were 80’s bands I should have liked – U2 or The Smiths, for example – but they were just so smug, so self-important, so English, just so fucking EARNEST, ya know?  Where was the fun factor?  Where was the simple joy?  Where were the groupies & blow?

In 1984 David Minehan of The Neighborhoods – easily my favorite Boston band, then and now – wrote, “Today’s bands are like a school of fish / When I see a star I’ll make my wish.”  I may have been The Perfect Age For Rock & Roll, but I found myself starting to long for 1966, when there were certainly less artists and fewer records in the bins, but the quality was SO MUCH HIGHER.  By 1984 the music business was firmly committed to the principle, “Let’s throw it all at the wall and see what sticks.”  (Or was it Styx?)  (“Mr. Roboto,” indeed.)  Quantity definitely did not equal quality.

I made do with New York City’s Del-Lords and Boston’s Del Fuegos, got briefly excited by REM and The Replacements, but had to constantly ask myself as I watched an out-of-control Bob Stinson lurch across the Stache’s stage drunk on his ass, clad only in a diaper, “Where is the next Rolling Stones?”  “Where is the next Bob Dylan?”  “For that matter, Where is the next Bruce Springsteen?”  I would have to say that Prince was the only mainstream million-selling rock act I had any love for in the entire decade of the 80’s.  Michael Jackson?  Please.

By 1992, when Sinead O’Connor and Nirvana – two of the biggest acts in rock – seemed to do nothing but complain and bellyache (quite literally in Curt Kobain’s case) about their rock & roll star status, I knew it was all over.

I hunkered down with my Lloyd Cole, Richard Thompson, Dave Alvin, Steve Earle and Alejandro Escovedo records and dedicated myself to a genre I dubbed “Adult Rock & Roll,” while watching out of the corner of my eye as the likes of Limp Bizkit, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice In Chains and others of their ilk became the mainstream of rock.

I’ve often said in recent years that I got fully involved in the rock & roll business just in time to watch it all fall apart.  In 1998 – 30 years after I sang in my first rock & roll band and 25 years after I started working in warehouses – I was able, courtesy of a small inheritance when my mom died, to take a job at Camelot Music.  I got that job at a record store just in time to watch – and be complicit in – The Backstreet Boys, ‘N Sync, Eminem and Britney Spears sell millions of records.  

At the dawn of a new century, year 2000, I became road manager of a solo rock act out of New York called Hamell On Trial, who I believed to my soul was going to be the next Clash.  I crisscrossed the United States with Hamell over the next few years, fulfilling a life-long dream to travel America with a rock & roll band.

By time I turned 50 in 2002 I believed that The Strokes, The White Stripes and The Hives were going to usher in A Whole New Era Of The Rock & Roll, and further believed I was The Perfect Age for that rock & roll resurgence.  I was wrong.

Today as I type this it’s 2014 and looking back I feel like I might have outlived rock & roll, that I might have witnessed its beginning, middle and end.   

At 61 years old I still play solo acoustic gigs, I still climb into a van with Watershed – whose road crew I joined in 2005 after watching them grow up literally before my eyes from 1990 on – I still wrangle guitars for Colin Gawel and occasionally roadie for Erica Blinn, whose FATHER, Jerry Blinn, I competed with for gigs in the 1970’s when he was in a band called Black Leather Touch and I was in The Twilight Kids.

I’m on my SECOND GENERATION of rockers.  I’m the Perfect Age For Rock & Roll. - Ricki C.

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Big Ten Network Fumbles National Signing Day Again. - by Colin G.

Just to get you non-sports fanatics up to speed, "National Signing Day" is the day when grown men get very excited about teenage boys choosing which university they will be playing football at for the next 4 (or 5) years. It's the NCAA version of the NFL draft and, like its professional bedfellow, an entire industry has grown up around it, filled with websites and pundits ranking which program got the best players and so forth. 

It's just the sort of thing that major football geeks care about. And I should know. Just this week at Colin's Coffee I asked aloud, "Any news on Jamarco?" and numerous regulars would give me the latest news, "Jamarco" being four-star offensive tackle Jamarco Jones who was deciding between OSU and MSU for his gridiron services. Today on National Signing Day, he picked Ohio State of the Big Ten Conference.

The Big Ten also happens to have its very own cable sports channel that is devoted to covering Big Ten sports 24/7, 365 livelong days of the year. If that seems like WAY too much time spent covering 14 college sports programs, you are right, it is. The programming is very thin. That is why I find it so perplexing that on National Signing Day, a channel that has too much time and too little content gives said National Signing Day a mere ninety minutes of airtime. To put this in perspective, on the same day it gave a replay of the Indiana vs Minnesota wrestling match a full two hours of coverage. I mean, if somebody is a big enough fan of the Big Ten to watch replays of wrestling matches, it stands to reason they might enjoy real time coverage of National Signing Day. I would also like to add that ESPN gives signing day coverage for 12 straight hours on ESPNU and top of the hour updates on their flagship program Sportscenter. I can hear Mel Kiper and Kirk Herbstreit chirping about it now from the other room as I write this.

So, I beg to wonder why a sports channel devoted entirely to college sports doesn't cover one of its most popular events with all-day coverage in lieu of replays of events nobody cares about anyway. Put two dudes behind a desk and let it rip.....Who is signing where? Who has the best class? Is it better than last year's class? What about the SEC? The Pac Ten? That new Gophers running back sure looks good, here is a clip.....

Sure it's mindless chatter, but isn't that the whole point of any cable channel? The Big Ten Network can show replays the other 364 days of the year, so why not treat us geeks to some Signing Day coverage that we actually might care about in real time, the day it happens?

The ratings can't be any lower, can they? 

Whatever.

 

Colin Gawel better get back to his life. He blasted this out very quickly and if it isn't up to standards you should visit Grantland. You can learn more about him and the other Pencilstorm  contributors by clicking here.

 

Movies I'd Watch In Hell Forever By Wal Ozello

It’s Oscar season when they select the best movies, actors, etc. of the year. But when’s the last time you’ve seen an Oscar movie over and over again? Here’s the metric that I think all movies should be judged by: If you die and go to hell, and are stuck watching the same movie over and over again, what would it be?

That’s how I define a great movie and NONE of this year’s Oscar films fit into that category.

So here it is… I present to you my list of Top Ten Movies I’d Watch In Hell

1) Goodfellas. My college roommates and I had this movie going constantly at our apartment, so hell would be an extension of college for me. The way this story is told is amazing and the visuals are stunning. The Copa scene alone is to die for. I can’t wait for my sons to grow up so I can share this movie with them. Is 14 old enough for them to watch the “you’re so funny” scene?

2) The Godfather. This movie is a work of art. I call it the Sistine Chapel of movies. Coppola was able to turn a basic mob movie into magic. I think of this movie every time I renew my baptismal vows.

3) The Godfather II. I know what you’re thinking now. I just like mob movies. No. This movie is a work of art in its own right. How Coppola juxtaposes Vito’s life with Michael’s is a cinematic editing masterpiece. Every editor and screenplay writer who watches this movie wants to kill themselves because they’ll never be that good. Ever.

4) Shawshank Redemption. I must have seen this movie a million times thanks to TNT and if it was on TV right now I’d watch whatever scene it was. Any movie where some guy can crawl through five miles of shit and make me feel good about it deserves to be in my top ten. You want to feel like there’s hope? Turn on TNT and watch this movie. Perfect movie for living in hell for eternity.

5) The Sixth Sense. Seriously, did ANYONE see the ending coming? I totally pissed myself when that ring hit the floor. This story was beautiful. Get the DVD and watch the deleted scenes. The original ending of the movie makes it even more magical.

6) Rear Window. I first saw this film in a college class. The room was 10 feet by 20 feet and the screen was as wide as one of the walls. It was like I was looking right out of Jimmy Stewart’s window. By the end of the film I had develop three things: claustrophobia, a smoking habit, and a crush on Grace Kelly. If you want to experience this movie the way Hitchcock intended, place your nose inches from your TV screen and don’t move your head from side to side.

7) The Wall. It’s not a music video or a rock concert. It’s a transcendent orgy of music, film, and animation. Every shot of this film is a moving painting of deep rich colors that along with music takes you on the journey of stardom. It’s kind of like the rock star version of Goodfellas, pulling you into the excitement of being a musical king then flipping you to the dark side.

8) Swingers. This movie is so money and it doesn’t even know it. It was shot as an independent film on a shoestring budget. Every character is amazing and each actor nails the part. This is the original bromance movie that all other try to emulate. While I’d watch this forever, the answering machine will always make me feel anxious. I feel for you Mikey.

9) Elf. The beauty of this film is the humor never gets old. I can watch it on December 24th or July 4th and it’s still funny. It’s Will Ferrell’s masterpiece because he’s playing the most human character amongst all of his movies. Next to Shawshank and Goodfellas, it’s the most quoted movie on facebook. (I just made that up, but it sounds true doesn’t it?)

10) Leaving Las Vegas. This is the most depressing and darkest movie that’s ever been made. Period. After you watch it, you want to slit your wrists and bleed all over the living room. But here’s the thing, 5 minutes later the movie actually makes you feel better about yourself. Because no matter how miserable and pathetic your life is, at least you’re not a washed up script writer that’s drinking yourself to death or a prostitute who can only find love in a suicidal drunkard. Hell is like a Sandles Beach vacation compared to this movie. So smile and change the channel to TNT. Shawshank’s on you’ll discover there is some hope in this world.

Now it's your turn. Comment below and let me know what films you'd watch in hell.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and is the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and graduate of the Ohio State University Photography & Cinema Department.

Brian Phillips and Jeff Hassler with Five Obnoxious Super Bowl Predictions

Pencil Storm contributor and recent divorcee Jeff Hassler and I are joining together to make Five Obnoxious Predictions for Super Bowl 48. I'll be laying it out from a Seahawks' perspective, Hassler the Broncos. We will not, however, be watching the game together. The man has many irritating qualities: his love of Bon Jovi, his passive-aggressiveness, his shameless bandwagon-hopping.... (he's a Yankee fan. I need not say more). Seattle's pending World Championship will bring many satisfactions. One of those will be the joy of Hassler being wrong.

My job is easier, I suppose, as America seems to already find my Seahawks.....shall we say, off-putting. That said, having America hate you is way more satisfying than losing. Suck it, Hassler. Oh, that feels good.   

Five Obnoxious Seahawks Predictions

1. Peyton Manning will be sacked at  least four times. He'll be hurried, harried, and flummoxed. He'll throw two interceptions. He'll be seeing Cliff Avril and Michael Bennett in his nightmares.

2. Russell Wilson will make at least two game changing throws, one for a touchdown, and pick up at least two vital third downs with his legs. He will end the game with a higher QB rating than Peyton Manning and win Super Bowl MVP.

3. Peyton Manning will think he has Demaryius Thomas open for a big gain on third and long. Richard Sherman will have carefully studied hours of film and figured out how to bait the future Hall of Famer into throwing it exactly where he wants it. Sherman will make a leaping pick, return it for a touchdown and then taunt Thomas, Manning, the entire crowd and the billions watching around the world. His jersey sales will spike again. Erin Andrews will make a mental note to ask Sherman about the play immediately after the game.

4. The Seahawks gave up 15 punt return yards.... the entire season.... With the Broncos down by three in the fourth quarter teeny tiny Trendon Holliday will make a fatal mistake, deciding against a fair catch inside the 20 on another cloud-level punt by proud Canadian Jon Ryan. Gunner Jeremy Lane will blast Holliday and fifth string wide receiver Ricardo Lockettte will recover his fumble. I will throw my beer in the air, run around the living room, and my family will flee upstairs. (This will have probably happened earlier in the day. Perhaps during the pregame.)

5. Following the Holliday fumble Marshawn Lynch will rumble 18 yards for a game-icing touchdown. Richard Sherman will stand on the bench waving a Super Bowl 48 towel in the air screaming Erin Andrews' name. 

Final Score: Seahawks 30 Broncos 20

Five Obnoxious Bronco's Predictions by Jeff Hassler

1) Brian, EVERYBODY loves Payton Manning except you. Not only is he the greatest quarterback of ALL TIME, he is a regular guy, just like you and me. Well, maybe not you, but a regular guy like me. He is the kind of guy who just likes to play video games and knock back a couple Bud lights. Hang out with the fellas. And his little bro Eli.

2) Payton Manning has class, unlike some Seahawks I could name. One time, my ex-wife Kim and I ran into Payton and some of his buddies at a bar in Indianapolis while we were visiting for the Big Ten basketball tournament. He was SO COOL! He bought us jello shots and even let Kim get a picture with her sitting on his lap. And later when i wasn't feeling so great and had to turn in early, (too many shots- long story!) he even gave Kim a lift back to our hotel room. What a guy! She wore a Payton Manning jersey to bed almost every night after that up until our divorce. I wonder if she still wears it now living with Russ.

3) You Seattle fans are even more bitter than Browns fans. You guys always rag on me out at the bars for being a Yankee fan, but at least New York doesn't lose their franchises all the time. Heck, they even stole the Nets from New Jersey. That is because New York City has loyal sports fans, unlike Seattle and Cleveland. Maybe fans from those cities should quit pointing the finger of blame at ownership for losing the Sonics and Browns and realize that if the fans had been willing to support the team with a new arena/stadium the teams may have never left. Sports is a business after all, and I for one don't blame management for trying to maximize their profit, I blame lazy fans for not doing their part to help. 

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4) Why can't Richard Sherman act more like Greg Maddux? Seriously, you never saw Greg Maddux screaming down opponents after a big strike out and he is one of the greatest pitchers of all time. Yet, Richard Sherman for some reason feels like he has to shout from the rooftops every time he deflects a pass in the end zone. He is a really good player and  since he went to Stanford I agree he isn't technically a "thug" (though he looks like one), but next time he makes a big play and before he starts running his mouth he should ask himself, "What would the Professor Greg Maddux do?" Just sayin' .

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5) Sherman won't  get the chance to run his mouth this week because Wes Welker is going to SCHOOL him. Payton Manning and Wes Welker are going to light up the Seahawks defense and give them a big dose of Bronco's humble pie. Manning and Welker aren't just going to win because of precise route running, sure hands and intelligent play calling. No, they are going to win because something much more important than strategy: it called "CLASS." Those two play the game the way it is supposed to be played, like the great Johnny Unitas. In my book, CLASS is way more important than 40 yd. times or Pro Bowl recognition. How many rings did Randy Moss win? Exactly.

Sorry Brian, Broncos 37    Seahawks 16     Manning and Welker are co - MVPs

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Mike Parks - Guitar Slinger by Ricki C.

(We’re interrupting Ricki’s three-part series – The Perfect Age For Rock & Roll – for this time-sensitive entry.
The Perfect Age For Rock & Roll will conclude later this week.  Click here to check out part one  & part two )


Today is Mike Parks’ birthday.  I’m not sure exactly how old he is, but he’s older than Mumford & Sons and too young for Social Security & Medicare.

I thought I first met Mike when I joined the road crew of Willie Phoenix & The True Soul Rockers in 1990, but after Mike and I got to talking one night at a gig and discovered our shared West Side roots, it turned out we had actually met – though fleetingly – 20 years earlier when I was a senior at Bishop Ready High School.  

The band Mike was in at that point – The Tree (which later went through various permutations and ended up as Pure Prairie League of “Amie” fame) – played a dance at Bishop Ready and my Catholic nerd rock & roll friends and I put together a “light show” to accompany the appearance.  (Said light show was cobbled together from oils made with colored Jell-O and overhead projectors from the Bishop Ready audio-visual lab.  I think Life Magazine had run an article on “hippie culture” that week and provided a tutorial.)

The members of The Tree – including, I believe, longtime Parks friend & bandmate Phil Stokes – were drawn from that most dangerous of 1960’s subcultures: Greasers Who Took Acid.  Laid-back run-of-the-mill hippie types who did acid were problematic enough when bad trips got into the mix, but Mike’s particular band of brethren – working-class toughs who had formerly beaten up on longhairs before they discovered the pharmaceutical joys & benefits of the late 60’s – were a particularly volatile mix.  (Think, those clearly whacked-out-of-their-skulls bikers at the side of and ON the stage in the Rolling Stones “Gimme Shelter.”)

Anyway, The Tree sauntered into our Bishop Ready high-school gym like gunslingers: arrayed in a mix of boots, blue jeans & black leather jackets, topped off with the longest hair we had ever seen close up.  They looked, and moved, more like a gang than they did a band.  My friends and I were afraid to even speak to them.  After the dance, Mike came up to us in the gym at our pathetic little audio-visual station and said, “Hey, cool lights.”  We couldn’t have been prouder, but were struck so dumb by Mike’s acknowledgment of our existence that I think only one of us managed to stammer out, “Th-th-thanks.”  Mike just turned and walked off in a haze of badass guitar slinger cool.  (Somewhere around that time, Mike lived in the house The MC5 maintained at 1510 Hill Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan, FOR TWO WEEKS before the communal-living residents figured out that no one in the house knew Mike and that he didn’t belong there.)

By time we met up again 20 years later, Mike had become one of the five best lead guitarists I have ever seen in Columbus, Ohio.  (Actually, we later discovered I had seen him one other time in the intervening years, when I was writing for Focus magazine and reviewed Brownsville Station in 1978, a show Mike’s then-current band – Shakedown - opened.)  (Right around there Mike also served time in The Godz, see photo below.)  Mike’s white-hot guitar style was especially cool when he played alongside Willie Phoenix – no slouch of a lead player himself – in The True Soul Rockers.  Mike’s straight-ahead solid-rock lead guitar attack contrasted and dovetailed with Willie’s more idiosyncratic playing to killer effect in The Rockers: having Mike & Willie onstage together was like employing Duane Allman & Richard Thompson in the same band, no small musical feat and treat.  (Sadly, there is not one bit of recorded evidence of the dual-lead guitar fireworks Mike & Willie deployed nightly.  Tragic.)   

One of the things I love about Mike is that he doesn’t just PLAY rock & roll, he actually THINKS about rock & roll, has IDEAS about rock & roll.  One of those ideas about rock & roll brought about his and my biggest dust-up ever.  By their natures, guitar heroes and roadies are gonna run into problems.  One night at Ruby Tuesday’s when Willie gave me the song list for the first set I had the bright idea that I would line the guitars up in the order Willie & Mike were going to use them, so it would be easier for me to hand them up to the stage between songs.  We didn’t have a guitar rack in the True Soul Rockers, just individual guitar stands.  More to the point, we had EIGHT OR NINE individual guitar stands between Willie and Mike, some with guitars in alternate tunings.    

As I was sorting out various Fenders & Gibsons, Mike walked up, watched for a minute and said, “What are you doing?”  “I’m arranging the guitars in the order you’re gonna use them,” I replied.  Mike was quiet for a coupla beats, then said, “You can’t do that.  It’s not very rock & roll.”  “I don’t care if it’s rock & roll or not,” I said, with an edge in my voice, “I’m juggling eight or nine guitars here and it makes things simpler.”  “It’s still not rock & roll, though,” Mike said, “I’m taking all my guitars onstage with me.  I don’t want you handling them anymore.”  I watched incredulously as Mike made six trips back & forth to haul all of his guitars up on the stage.  It was the only time in my roadie existence that I ever wished for a guitarist to break a string, so that I could refuse to help.

Mike and I got along ever so much better when I wrangled guitars for The League Bowlers – Colin’s offshoot covers band when Joe Oestreich first moved away and Watershed was on hiatus – and we could use Watershed’s guitar rack.  Again, Mike’s endlessly inventive lead guitar style – imagine Chuck Berry if Chuck had ever deigned to PRACTICE the guitar after 1957, or picture the bastard mutant offspring of Keith Richards & Wayne Kramer – was set off perfectly against Colin’s Cheap Trick-inspired stylings.  Mike’s playing in the Bowlers really was quite stunning.  He could play anything Colin tossed at him – from Gawel/Oestreich originals to Tom Petty to George Jones to Georgia Satellites to Dwight Yoakam – and, on top of that, Mike could play ALL NIGHT LONG without repeating a lick.  I’m pretty sure I saw, from my roadie station at the side of the stage, every show the latter-day incarnation of The League Bowlers played and I don’t think I ever saw Mike play the same solo twice.  (For a full eyewitness account of the last night of The League Bowlers when they imploded and broke up ONSTAGE at the old Thirsty Ear in 2008, check out Growing Old With Rock & Roll, The Friday Night Massacre, August 1st, 2012.)    

Happy birthday, Mike, it’d be great to see you on a stage again sometime.  – Ricki C. / January 25th, 2014

 

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Mike (extreme left) in Shakedown, mid-1970's.

 

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Mike (second from left) in The Godz, late 1970's.

Note: I am frankly amazed that Mike was not pistol-whipped by Eric Moore (extreme left)

for showing up at a Godz performance in this outfit.

 

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Mike (extreme left) in The True Soul Rockers, 1992.

 

Let’s Stop Shooting Each Other by Wal Ozello

I get gun ownership. I've got lots of friends who hunt that like to go out and shoot deer and other animals in the woods. I don’t want to stop people from doing that.

I kind of get owning guns as a hobby and going to a shooting range to shoot targets and things. I don’t totally understand it, but I’m sure those people don’t totally get why I wake up at 6am every morning and go to Colin’s Coffee to write my novels.  So while you wouldn’t catch me at the local shooting range, I support others having the right to shoot at target ranges.

Here’s what I don’t get. Why the hell can’t we all agree with keeping guns away from people who want to shoot people?

Seriously, if I had the potential to beat someone over the head with my laptop and aimless murder the guy that just ordered the cappuccino latte, then by all means someone stop me from owning a laptop! 

It’s getting to the point that I don’t want to go anywhere at the risk of getting shot. I’m scared shitless that some wacko is going to shoot the shit out my kids’ school, too.  And for heaven’s sake, I don’t want any of you walking around with a gun, fantasying that you’re some vigilante who’s going to stop the next James Holmes that pops out of a doorway.

I want to live peacefully. And I’d like my family and friends to do the same. At some point, my rights to live have to supersede the Second Amendment. At some point, my pursuit of happiness has to out rank the right to own a gun.

Folks, this is getting out of control. It seems like every day I go onto Yahoo! and read about the latest shooting someone. Remember when Columbine was a shocking tragedy? Three dead in a Maryland mall doesn’t seem like big news anymore – and that’s a problem!

So let’s try this – you put away your NRA card and I’ll shelf my ACLU card. Let’s meet at a table to talk and start with what this country was really founded on – the chance for a better life. Maybe then we can have a rational discussion on how we keep people from shooting each other.

In the meantime, please say a prayer for the families that lost some one in Maryland last weekend, when all they did was go shopping.

{C}{C}{C}{C}Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and is the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.