KISS Ruined Rock N Roll Forever by Wal Ozello

This is day 8 of Kiss Kountdown to Rock Hall. Click here for day 9.

Kiss Ruined Rock n Roll Forever by Wal Ozello

Several decades ago I was with my band, Armada, trying to break into the Cleveland/Akron market. A friend of a friend got us our first gig at the Akron Agora. We were third on the bill – playing from 9:30-10:30 and had to basically open for the opening band. That’s a hard kick in the chest for any lead singer, especially when we had been headlining weekends at the Alrosa Villa for two years or so.

After we rocked the house, we were followed by the #2 band on the bill. They were all dressed completely in black. Each guy had dyed their hair pure black, put on white powder make up, and black eyeliner. Except for the lead singer who had dyed his hair platinum blond. Just before going on stage they all glued on black Lee press-on fingernails.

I don’t remember what they played or how they sounded. But I do remember sitting there thinking how much time and effort my band had put into perfecting covers like Spirit Of The Radio, Freewill, Magic Power, and Modern Day Cowboy and then had to follow a circus act.  That’s what the sound guy called them, “A Circus Act.”

It was that moment in time that I despised the fire-breathing, blood-spitting Gene Simmons from KISS. I knew my band’s unique blend of pop and prog would never see the light of a major recording studio because we didn’t have that “marketing thing.”

To me, KISS was an average rock n roll band from New York City. They were nowhere near the level of acts like Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Lou Reed and others that came from the same era.  So KISS did what any marketing guru would do and came up with another reason to come see them play: make-up, performance tricks, crazy costumes.  Basically a circus act.

They were a hit.  Everyone everywhere began to worship them as rock gods. In fact, check out all the other pencilstorm blogs this week that sing their praise.

But this circus act called KISS had a huge adverse effect on modern popular music.  No longer was songwriting or musicianship important. A straight-up rock n roll show wasn’t good enough for the likes of Warner, RCA, and PolyGram anymore – they wanted a circus act instead.

So I didn’t grow up with Bruce Springsteen passion-filled rock anthems, Pink Floyd concept albums, or The Rolling Stones rhythmic rock riffs.

Instead I had Bon Jovi bungee-jumping from the rafters. Twisted Sister dressing up as women. The Prince of Darkness biting the heads off of bats.

In the pop scene, Michael Jackson needed a glove. Prince needed a purple jacket. ZZ Top needed beards, a 1930s Ford Coupe, and spinning guitars. Hell… Milli Vanilli wasn’t even a real band.

And even if the band had talent, they still needed a gimmick. During one of my favorite concerts as a kid, I couldn’t enjoy Steve Vai’s melodic off-phrase solos because David Lee Roth was flying high above the stage on a huge surfboard.

This is was the Rock N Roll I was forced to grow up with all because Gene Simmons wanted to make some money instead of music.

God may have given us Rock N Roll but the guy in charge of purgatory gave us KISS.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and is the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.

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KISS Monster is a Monster of an Album. No Shit. Seriously. Really. We Are Being Dead Serious. by Matt Walters

This is Day 9 of Kiss Kountdown to Rock Hall. Click here to read Day 10.

 

Monster is an album, in the classic sense of the word.

It's more of an album than Psycho Circus: the hodgepodge combination
of COS leftovers, Ace and Peter tokens, and songs that producer Bruce
Fairbairn didn't reject by a band he didn't know. It's more of an
album than Music from the Elder: which was half-recorded in three
different states - and I mean both kinds of states, physical and
emotional - by three guys at wit's end with each other and a producer
with a serious drug problem. It's more of an album than Dynasty or
Unmasked: which featured members of KISS working with anyone but each
other, including bass roadies, a faceless drummer, and the unlikeliest
KISS ghost musician to date - a female keyboard player.

Monster is even more of an album than many of the
early seminal albums, when the band was apparently its most insular.
For example, Dressed to Kill is 10 tracks that KISS cobbled together
to make a product as fast as humanly possible, which would seem to
suggest cohesion, except that the collection completely disregards
consistency in tone, attitude, sequencing or theme. Hotter than Hell
and KISS - two of the band's highest-rated releases - both borrow
various (pre-Kiss) Wicked Lester castoffs to flesh out a complete lineup as well
as a straight cover, to boot. I could go on, but you get the idea.

.....which brings me to my next point. Monster is an idea, too. I have
absolutely no intention of taking that idea, Monster, as anything
other than its glorious whole, which is why I will refrain from some
sort of track-by-track rundown with ratings. Monster is not that album
to this reviewer. Monster is the idea that a band 40 years on could
enter the studio and redefine themselves from a small focal point
inside a common, sweaty room. It's a room where KISS huddled together
in ways they never do onstage. It's a space where a song is born out
of two, three, or four guys shouting out ideas and coming to a
compromise, and some of those shouts probably become actual vocals on
this album, in the form of "yeeeeeeeeeeeah!" or "alright!," and
possibly from the general direction of Eric Singer.

But....where was this idea born? Let's flash back to three years ago.

In 2009, KISS released the surprise fan- and critic-favorite Sonic
Boom, which proved handily the band could resoundingly deliver a
modern sounding homage to its late 1970's self. The reviews were nearly
unanimously positive, although there were a few valid criticisms
handed to the band. Although the writing was more in line with the
classic three chord structure the band relied on heavily for the first
seven years of its career, at times the album sounded a bit too much like
caricature rather than creation, and a bit too much like stealing
rather than reincorporating. Nevertheless, even the band's most ardent
detractors made it clear that there were probably enough good ideas
and well-executed songs to concede that the band might be moving
forward, rather than bowing out with a final retirement album and
tour, as was the expectation with the release's initial announcement.
Perhaps most importantly, embedded within the writing credits, overall
vibe, tone, and looseness of the band, there was obviously more
insularity oozing out from beneath the KISS surface since
approximately mid-1976.

In late 2010, it thus came as no surprise to learn that KISS was
making plans to return to the studio, especially in light of how
obviously satisfied they were working with co-producer Greg Collins.
They were also extremely pleased with the streamlined overall process
and result of Sonic Boom, underscored by their willingness to forge
ahead as a vital unit despite an industry-wide decline in album sales.
Interviews with Stanley and Simmons around this time made some of
their intentions clear - to get harder and meaner. But the question
remained - where to go thematically? How would KISS take the positives
from Sonic Boom's culmination-of-KISS into the future with a modern
sounding look forward? Retreading homage territory in 2012 was
pointless, especially for a band that has bragged vitality and new
blood since the 2004 Rock the Nation tour. KISS found themselves at a
crossroads, creatively.

Eighteen months later, fans got their first glimpse, with the summer
single Hell Or Hallelujah. Although the song featured a similar
overall vibe and composition to lead Sonic Boom single Modern Day
Delilah, it contained a more abrasive, up front, dense, thick mix. The
chorus was catchy. The verses were solid. Stanley's voice, while
frayed, was passable, if not very good and above all - fitting.
Reviews were generally positive. Optimism reigned - Monster could be
another big winner.

However, as the samples of the rest of the album were leaked, the
picture became fuzzier. What is this? Some of it made sense, but the
rest was simply too difficult to discern. Many of the snippets
featured just part of a chorus without any further context. It didn't
sound like what we were expecting. Yes, it was heavier and yes it was
harder and meaner - but was this KISS? The jury was out. But when the
rest of the album leaked, the picture became crystal clear.

The whole of Monster is Sonic Boom turned inside out, and more. If
Sonic Boom was an entire, cohesive, delicious orange, Monster isn't
just the insides gushing juice all over your face as you rip it open,
it's the action of ripping it open, itself. The aural center is a
deliberately frenetic mix thick with razor sharp guitars, a bombast of
drums, and a bass tone that slices you in half by boosting the highest
and lowest edges of tone through a cave of distortion. Sonically, the
band KISS has become the desperate, nightmarish effect of Stanley's
frayed vocal cause, just on the edge of viability, just on the edge of
falling apart, just on the edge of something dangerous. It is a
beautiful disaster, and I believe it is thoroughly intentional. You
want rock and roll? It's the rasp of Paul's voice as he screams his
lungs out while the band crashes and burns through your speakers at
the sound of a pulsing, thunderous rhythm. Many critics of this album
will point to the compressed, loud, dense production as a significant
liability. I take the opposite view; it is the album's chief strength.
This is KISS, as in your face as ever before. This is the entire
fucking idea of KISS.

At the center of this, thematically, as they are at the center of all
KISS actions, are the starcrossed-but-sensitive Stanley persona and
Simmons' menacing growl-sleaze. Their hallmarks are there, not only at
the surface but ABOVE it, in Stanley's angry posture-pout in Hell Or
Hallelujah and Shout Mercy, Simmons' playful grind in Eat Your Heart
Out and The Devil Is Me. They're not just self-evident, they're
immediate. There are extremely strong supporting performance and
composition roles played by now-firmly-established members Tommy
Thayer and Eric Singer. Speaking of surface, below it there are also
layers upon layers of vocals, guitars, effects, and nuances - hand
claps, feedback loops, and buried sonic nuggets waiting to be
unearthed. There are embedded harmonies from all four members in
almost every song, inaudible on the 20th listen, unmistakably present
on the 100th. There are riffs drawn from roots influences never as
clearly present in KISS music before, from Zeppelin to Humble Pie,
seamlessly wove into a fabric that retains the indubitable stamp of
the band we love.

Most surprisingly, there are clear brief nods to the predecessor Sonic
Boom, and other KISS albums going back through the canon, all over the
music and lyrics of this release, in carefully embedded but more
seamless, organic ways. KISS playfully recapitulates for extremely
brief moments, before launching into another huge new chorus or
slamming verse. It's almost as if they poke fun at the notion of
borrowing from themselves by tossing off a 2-second ditty from the
past while subsequently punching you in the mouth with the next vital
sequence. The best examples of this conveniently come from the direct
ripped-out middle of Monster, within the songs Shout Mercy and Eat
Your Heart Out. Stanley throws the Ready Steady To Go lyric of
Danger Us in the pre-chorus of Shout Mercy, whips out the guitar
riff exactly once for good measure, and then steamrolls into a perfect
chorus, as if he was taking a past foothill and crafting a mountain
because he felt like it. Eat Your Heart Out takes all the things
that were great about the melodic themes of Nobody's Perfect and
puts them in an entirely new context without once feeling like it's
forced or stolen, going as far as purely virtual-sampling I Got
Something Wanna Talk About from the aforementioned Boom chestnut. And
there's more - from the re-imagining of the Mr. Speed guitar-work
throughout surprise Eric Singer led would-be-hit All For the Love of
Rock and Roll, to the tag of the last three notes of the guitar solo
in The Devil is Me being identical to the tag of the last three
notes of the guitar solo in Say Yeah. These are not accidents or
coincidences.

Yes, Monster is a contemporary KISS album - and it's one that doesn't
sound like '70s KISS and doesn't sound like three years ago's commercial
music scene. It doesn't sound like the mid-'90s, and it doesn't sound
like the early '80s. It's a strange bastard child of an early-'70s heavy
rock band re-imagining itself on the edge of something, while being
smart enough to write sophisticated songs that reference both their
influences and themselves while maintaining something contemporary.

It's difficult to imagine that an album at this stage of the band's
career could be on the level of the group's best '70s material, let
alone Creatures of the Night or Revenge - but there's no question that
this album is near the top of the list, for all the reasons listed
above. In my view, the album is a 9.5 out of 10, and very well might
be KISS' best album, when taken as an ALBUM.

And yes, I am bold enough to say that unabashedly.

Monster is an album, in the classic sense - and it's a hell of an album.

Matt Walters is a contributing writer and utility infielder for the band Roxy Swain. Also, he went on the last Kiss Kruise.

Paul's Solo Record is Better Than Ace's. KISS Kountdown Begins!

Day 10 of Kiss Kountdown to Rock n Roll Hall of Fame begins now... 

Paul Stanley's Solo Record is the Best of the Four.

 I don't know who initially declared Ace's solo record the best but it must have carried some weight because it has been taken as the gospel since the ill-fated day this preposterous scheme was unleashed on the unsuspecting music public. No one expected much from Ace and sure, the Spaceman's record is pretty good. No doubt covering Russ Ballard's classic "New York Groove" was inspired, but Paul's album is better and has a couple of stone cold power pop classics to boot.

"Ok, hotshot, if Paul's album is so good, how come nobody bought it? Huh? What went wrong?" Casablanca surely was looking for a big top forty ballad when they released "Hold Me, Touch Me" as first single off the platter, and who could blame them? All that blow Neil Bogart and his fellow executives were snorting while producing Angel records wasn't cheap and certainly Paul was feminine enough take a bite out of Air Supply's ass, wasn't he? Trouble is, they overshot the mark by half and inadvertently managed to bring the subject of Paul's "gayness" onto the national radar. ("Gaydar" was trademarked by Gene Simmons) Obviously, I respect the right for everybody to be who they, but let's face it, metal fans aren't exactly the most enlightened kids in the classroom. This isn't the way to appeal to your hardcore 70's stoner fan base. I mean, a good portion of KISS early success was appealing to the midwestern rock fans as the very straight, less queer New York Dolls. 

Ok, so the lead single was totally gay and lame but the OTHER songs on the record were totally not gay. Except in the supergay rocking way which is totally different. The Raspberries never wrote a pop rocker 1/10th as good as "Wouldn't You Like To Know Me" or "It's Alright". (eat it Ricki) Not to mention "Ain't Quite Right" is moody and melancholy beyond anything the other KISS members could dream of then or now.

As long as i am on the subject….  Over-Rated: Paul Stanley's next solo CD "Live To Win." Under- Rated: Ace's Frehley's 2nd solo record, "Frehley's Comet." 

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"Live to Win" is noteworthy only for the cover art portraying Paul in all his sexy mid-50's splendor. "Frehley's Comet" is written on a 1st grade level with nearly ever single line on the CD rhyming, but that just shows how essential Ace was to keeping KISS on that 8 year old level where the band band really hits paydirt. No wonder Ace hated "The Elder" and quit the band. That's a very boring record for an eight year old. They should have put a dinosaur on the cover or something. 

"If the devil wants to play his card game now, he's going to have to play without an Ace in his deck" - Ace Frehley's best line.

If The KISS solo records had been just one record, would it have been the best KISS album ever? Yes.

Side one: It's Alright (Paul) New York Groove (Ace) Radioactive (Gene) I'm In Need of Love (Ace) Tonight You Belong to Me (Paul)  

Side Two: Rip it Out (Ace) Wouldn't You Like to Know Me (Paul) See You Tonite (Gene) Move On (Paul) Fractured Mirror (Ace) Take Me Away (Paul)

Damn, that is a pretty good record. Can one of you power nerds reading this whip that track listing into a bootleg for my listening pleasure? Thanks. Considering the roll KISS was on at the time and how the solo records debacle tossed cold water on the raging hype tire-fire that was KISS in 1978, it's scary to think how big this record could have been. 

Goes to show that when your label president and band manager are partying harder than the band (except the drummer) things can go haywire in a hurry.

"But wait, you didn't have any solo Peter tunes on that record? That doesn't seem fair."

The most over rated of all time - Peter Criss from 1976 until forever.

Peter Criss fell into a gold mine when he met Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley. He worked hard for the first couple of years and his drumming somehow, someway was actually pretty good. The second the band hit paydirt Peter completely fell apart and was on the curb within 3 years. He complained before he got famous. He complained while he was famous. He complained after he lost his fame. He complained when he got back in the band and was saved by those assholes Gene and Paul. After he lost the gig again, he complained.

What a dick. Don't take my word for it, read "Makeup to Breakup -The Peter Criss Story." Peter thinks he is a sympathetic character. I just feel sympathy for everybody who had to put up with his bullshit all those years. If it's any consolation for you fans of the pussy, Peter did write by far, the best biography of any KISS member, at least until Vinnie Vincent puts one out anyway. Videos below...

Colin Gawel is a founding member of website Pencilstorm and the band "Why Isn't Cheap Trick in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame?". You can read about his life in the best selling book Hitless Wonder

Below: Clip 1) Paul Stanley rocking in the supergay rocking way. Clip 2) Just plain gay.

From the One Live KISS DVD, recorded in 2006 at the House of Blues, released in 2008. Check out the One Live KISS DVD, and CD, and Paul's album Live to Win, and pick yourself up a copy!

Concert footage of Kiss matched to the CD track 'Hold Me, Touch Me'

 

 

Attention Kinks Fans: Amazing Dave Davies Interview Debuts Monday March 31st.

We are taking a break from our semi-regular Sunday series "Ray Davies is the Best Songwriter" to alert Kinks fans to a very cool Dave Davies interview debuting on Monday March 31st at the acclaimed podcast "The One You Feed". Dave gives some candid answers to some very interesting questions certain to be of interest to Kinks fans the world over. 

Once again, heads up Kinks fans, click here to visit The One You Feed for an exceptional Dave Davies interview beginning Monday March 31st.

Click here to visit Ray Davies is the Best Songwriter Exhibit G

Dave Davies is also very talented songwriter in addition to being one of the most distinctive electric guitar players every to strap on the six string. Need proof? Check out this overlooked classic from Dave's 2002 release "Bug".

From the album "Bug" http://www.davedavies.com check the film "Mystical Journey" !


KISS Kountdown Starts April 1st. Ten Days of Kiss. In the Meantime Enjoy Paul Singing a Folgers Commercial

Love em' or hate em', and here at Pencilstorm we have people on both sides, KISS is finally getting inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame. The ceremony is set for Thursday April 10th, so starting Tuesday April 1st, Pencilstorm is surrendering to a full Kiss take over. Nothing but Kiss stories highlighting the good, the bad, and the ugly for ten straight days. Spread the word fellow members of the KISS Army. And you KISS haters too. Or should I say, Shout it, Shout it, Shout it Out Loud. P.S. submissions welcome. - Colin G.

For a taste of what is to come please click here to enjoy "Kiss Rocks vs Kiss Sucks" by yours truly. 

And without further adieu, here is everybody's favorite Starchild singing a Folgers commercial. (Shout out to Aaron Beck for sharing this)    And below that, a secret bonus track. Paul's vocal timeline on the song "Love Gun"

Paul Stanley sang this ad for Folgers brought to you by http://chrisgossett.com/KISS.htm and is set to his two solo album covers, from 1978, the Paul Stanley album, and the 2007, Live To Win album.

Gene Simmons' voice timeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZ3tm3UaPQ&lc=SwT6RKVi6oct6AJAn2C5uEVyvUbAiubNJkZX_AI4Qug This video shows Paul's voice trough the years. The example that I chose was "Love Gun" song. So, basically, It will be shown a sample of Love Gun for each year with some comments about his perfomance and some arbirtrary appointments.

More News You Missed While Hearing About The Plane

This continuous reporting of the missing plane in the Indian Ocean reminds me of an eight year old giving me updates on the progress of their video game.  It seems like every 5 minutes I get a new report about meaningless progress they are making.  Listen folks, when you get to Level 12, beat the game, and actually find the plane, let us know.  Until then, let us know about some real news.

Sure, I'll give you guys kudos for starting to shed more light on the Mudslide in Washington.  But it took you three days to bring the story to the forefront and now all you're left with is interviews with family members looking for their loved ones.  Oh.... and a running tally of how many bodies they found.  Thanks for turning this sad news story into a sensational reality show.

As I was flipping through all the news stories last night, I was shocked to see another important news story buried beyond the plane, mudslide, government, Russia, etc. stories.

Did you know there was an oil spill in Lake Michigan the other night?

Yep. Seems like BP did it again. You can read about it here. Affected about a half a mile of Lake Michigan just above Indiana.

You know what's most pathetic about all this? Pencilstorm is starting to be your news source for real information. Hopefully, tomorrow I can get back to blogging about something fun.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and is the lead singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's a resident of Upper Arlington, Ohio and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.

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