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Life After Breakfast - Ray Davies

It's been a while since we checked in with our sporadic Sunday morning Ray Davies series, so let's jump back in with "Is There Life After Breakfast?" from Ray's first solo record, Other People's Lives.

In my opinion, one of the factors that sets the great songwriters apart is being able to write songs that can make you laugh out loud. Writing ballads is easy.  In fact, it is so easy that in the history of rock and roll, only three bands have never written a decent "sad song." The first two are The Hives and AC/DC, who have avoided ballads by design. The third band is the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, who have somehow managed to avoid writing good songs in any tempo, mood or genre. Other than that, chances are that even the bar band around the corner can break out a decent tear- jerker written by their bass player sometime after his second divorce.

But to be funny, that is the next level. Or "The Chuck Berry Level" as those in the business call it. Reasonable people can disagree on whether Ray Davies is truly the best songwriter ever (he is) but I would suggest he is truly the funniest songwriter ever. Unless Weird Al counts.

I might be biased towards the song Life After Breakfast because I own a coffee shop and it has been my observation that as humans near the age of 70, meals become the primary source of pleasure. In fact, we become so excited for meal time, we just can't wait and start rushing everything. Breakfast is at 6:30 am, lunch at 11:15 am and dinner at 4:30 pm. After that I suppose it's just FOX News until bed with a bowl of ice cream around 8 pm. In the words of Mick 'n' Keith: what a drag it is getting old.

Song and lyrics below.

Uploaded by Giokebox on 2013-12-18.

Lift yourself out of the doldrums
Make yourself a cuppa tea
Drag your emotions out of the gutter
Don't wallow in self pity

When you wake up, all of a fluster
Thinking life has passed you by
Give yourself a kick up the backside
Jump out of bed and punch the sky

Is there life after breakfast
Full of possibilities
Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast
So don't live in agony
Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast

Cheer up son, put on the kettle
There's no point in being glum
Make your mind up, try to forget her
Boil the tea and I'll be mum

Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast
So don't live in agony
Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast

After breakfast
Life after breakfast
After breakfast

Just because all of the plumbing
Isn't all it used to be
Turn the tap, see, a little bit's coming
That must make you feel relieved

Don't turn into a total embarrassment
To your friends and family
Get out of bed, the whole day's ahead
So take the pills and drink your tea

Is there life after breakfast
Full of possibilities
Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast
So don't be so depressive
Is there life after breakfast?
Yes there is, after breakfast



Read more: Ray Davies - Is There Life After Breakfast? Lyrics | MetroLyrics 

 

 

 

Two FREE Songs from the Willie Phoenix Tribute Machine

                    Willie Phoenix Tribute Machine
          
“Hey Little Girl” b/w “Strike Up the Band”

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“Willie’s skin was the color of baker’s chocolate. He sang like Wilson Pickett, wore his Telecaster upside down like Hendrix, and had Elvis Costello’s gift for cutting a pop gem. He didn’t play second to James Brown when putting on a show. He’s as good as we’ve ever seen. Who else is there? Prince? Springsteen?” – Joe Oestreich, Hitless Wonder

If you Googled the name Willie Phoenix you wouldn’t learn much.  Like another “Searching for Sugarman” it seems impossible that a musician with a career spanning thousands of songs, concerts & live gigs could still remain a virtual mystery in this day and age. 

This much we know: Willie was born in Marion, Ohio, in 1952 and has done NOTHING but play rock n roll since 1975.  He doesn’t drink or smoke.  Nobody knows where he lives.  Nobody has ever had his phone number.  Bandmates would wait by their phones for a pay phone call from Willie for practice and gig information. He plays a show or records a new song every night.  Always. 

The Willie Phoenix Tribute Machine is an attempt by Columbus, Ohio, musicians to preserve Willie’s legacy and draw attention to his enormous talents, which have inspired and entertained so many people in Central Ohio over the past forty years.  Please enjoy these free cover versions drawn from Willie’s back catalog, but more importantly, catch Willie playing live or drop him a line on Facebook and let him feel your love.  PLEASE send all Willie Phoenix stories, pictures, or discography info to williepproject@gmail.com.   

Click here to visit WilliePhoenix.com and all things Willie 

Click head to read Joel Oliphint's essential Willie Phoenix article published by Columbus Monthly January 2015 

A few words about the tunes, from Ricki C., longtime Phoenix roadie.
(For more on Willie, check out The Ballad of Willie Phoenix, on Ricki’s blog, Growing Old With Rock & Roll.) 

“Hey Little Girl” – I can’t remember the first time I heard this song.  I know it was from the first incarnation of The Buttons, circa early 1979 when Dee Hunt was still the drummer.  (The recorded version, self-released by The Buttons on a 7-inch 45 in 1980, featured Jerry Hanahan on drums.)  Willie was just putting so many new songs into the set back then, it would make your head spin.  I’m pretty sure this was from a particularly Elvis Costello-inspired period that also brought “Take My Advice” into the repertoire.

“Strike Up The Band” – This was the third song I ever heard Willie play, from when I ventured out a week after The Great Blizzard of 1978 to see Romantic Noise on February 3rd, 1978.  I have a heroically garbled tape of that show, made on one of those little dawn-of-time portable Panasonic cassette recorders, that I had brought to the show to interview Willie, for my punk fanzine, Teenage Rampage.  (see blog referenced above)  On that tape I can be heard saying – in reference to “Strike Up The Band” – “This sounds like the 1910 Fruitgum Company crossed with The Ramones.”  I stand by that statement to this day in 2015.  It was Willie’s early genius to cross classic pop with punk intensity into one of the greatest mixtures of power-pop I have ever witnessed.

                           

Watershed Performing in Columbus August 15th. Happy Fifth of July!

Watershed will be playing a full-go, balls-out set of rock n roll music at Ace of Cups on Saturday, August 15th in Columbus, OH. This is quite likely the only Watershed show in 2015, though bigger things are planned for 2016. Save the date now.

Click here to read the complete Watershed songs rankings with videos, commentary and free nacho chips. 

WATERSHED - 5th Of July


CD102.5 and Their Declaration of Independence. Tune in July 6th and Invest in CD102.5

Columbus' own CD102.5 is one of the last independent rock radio stations still broadcasting in the USA. Starting July 6th they will be conducting a crowd-funding campaign to purchase their own broadcasting tower, allowing them to stay independent long into the future.

To mark the event, they will be hosting local musicians performing live on the air Monday July 6th. I will be playing at 11:30am sharp with more musicians continuing the rest of the day.

Nobody does more to support the Columbus music scene than CD1025. If you are interested in checking it out and chipping in, please click here to visit CD1025.com 

Or tune in Monday July 6th to learn all about it. - Colin G.

Below: Hard evidence of CD102.5 supporting local music.

Live from the CD102.5 Big Room, Colin Gawel with "Superior" on April 10, 2010.

Watershed in the CD102.5 Big Room from August 10, 2012.

America Could Use Some Bruce Springsteen Right Now By Wal Ozello

I remember when Colin first asked me to start writing for Pencilstorm he explained we cover fun stuff... music... movies... sports... the occasional feel good story.... but rule #1 is we never talk politics.

So I'm not going to say anything about the state of America right now, because that's not what we do here at Pencilstorm.

But I just thought on this Fourth of July, we could all use a little Bruce Springsteen.  I've always considered Born To Run the unofficial American national rock n roll song.  It's really about the pursuit of happiness. 

Happy Fourth of July to everyone out there from all of us at Pencilstorm. Stay safe. And as Bruce says in the beginning of this video clip, "Nobody wins, unless everybody wins." 

Wal Ozello is the former singer of the Columbus hairband Armada. He's the author of the science fiction time travel books , Revolution 1990 and Sacrifice 2086 and a frequent customer at Colin's Coffee.