Local Drummer Weighs In On Rolling Stone's "100 Best Drummers" - by Pete Vogel

Above all things, I’m a drummer.  It’s what I love the most: it’s what I listen to when a song comes on the radio; it’s what makes me feel the most alive as a musician.  When Colin asked my impressions of Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Drummers, I told him I’d write my reflections on it.  It would take too long to reflect on all 100, so I thought I’d focus on 10 points that are significant to the list.

94. Meg White – Sadly, she shouldn’t be on the list.  She probably shouldn’t even be on a Top 200 list.  I’m not trying to disparage women and drumming—I’ve had several chick drummers as students—but I know a seventh-grade girl who plays better than Meg.  I imagine you probably do, too.

54. Questlove – I’m sorry, but Questlove is a mediocre drummer in a mediocre band that just happens to be on television five times a week.  That doesn’t qualify.  For him to be ahead of such luminaries as Manu Katche, Mick Fleetwood, Max Weinberg and Tony Thompson is a travesty, IMHO.  

15. Buddy Rich and 14. Ringo Star – Again, I’m not sure what the powers-that-be were thinking, but Buddy Rich completely revolutionized the Big Band/Swing era and Ringo was the least influential Beatle of the four.  Buddy was one of the first drummers to add an extended solo into the choreography of a concert; (click here for a sample video) Ringo is the reason for drummer jokes.  Ringo was an average drummer in a great band; his only noteworthy contribution (IMHO) was his unique drumming on “Come Together.”  Everything else was pretty much par for the course.  His son, Zak Starkey, is far better, and he’s not even on the list.  Buddy Rich should be top 5 and Ringo should be in the 50's or 60's, if not further down.

12. Charlie Watts - A prime example of a jazz drummer who took the better-paying gig.  His musical contributions to the Rolling Stones were vanilla at best; he took no risks in his playing, minimized his role to the backbeat (and backseat) and looks bored out of his skull in the process.  This drummer is so lazy: he takes the 4th beat of every measure off…watch him play the hi-hat and you’ll see he skips the fourth beat practically every time.  I know he plays for the band this magazine was named after, but 12 is 88 spots too high.  I’ll give him props for his beat on “Beast of Burden,” but that’s it.  People don’t go to a Stones concert to watch Charlie Watts.  Never.

7. Gene Krupa – I’m very glad he was voted this high on the list.  He begat the modern era of drumming, putting the drums on a level-playing field with other instruments.  He influenced Keith Moon, Mitch Mitchell and Ginger Baker with his bombastic playing, showmanship, stick twirling and double-bass kit.  He really was the first showman behind the drums, so I’m glad he’s given props for this.  Well played, RS. (click here to see Gene Krupa vs Buddy Rich)

4. Neil Peart – Neil sits at number 4, and I think that number is too low.  Neil revolutionized rock drumming: he actually created compositions with his drumbeats/fills/solos and anyone who sees him live knows he plays these parts with consistency.  He plays with precision and intention—the same way a guitarist or keyboardist would write a solo.  Whether or not you’re a Rush fan (I happen to be), Neil’s contribution to drumming is in a class by itself.  Fans of his obsess over his drumming, his drum-kits, his lyric writing, his travel books and his legacy to rock drumming.  People take pictures of his rotating drum-kit the same way others take pictures of models.  He brought a beauty and originality to drumming that is unsurpassed by any of his contemporaries.  By the fact that he played in the same band with the same guys for over forty years also says something about the staying power of his genius.  In my opinion, he should be number one.  (Click here to see Neil playing at the Buddy Rich tribute)  and  ( click here to see Neil playing a drum solo on David Letterman. Yes, he got his on solo spot on network TV)

3. Ginger Baker – Ginger is great, but not number 3.  Definitely better than Charlie Watts and Meg White, but Manu Katche?  Bill Bruford?  Carter Beauford?  Not so sure about that.  Top 15 for sure.  His marriage of jazz and rock is his greatest contribution, on par with Bruford and Beauford. ( Beware of Mr. Baker is an excellent movie about Mr. Baker )

2. Keith Moon.  The Who is my favorite band, bar none.  I love Keith Moon.  But Keith peaked around ‘71 or ’72 and became victim to the excesses of rock and roll shortly after that.  His playing diminished considerably by ’74 or ’75.  That said, what Keith Moon did to rock and roll from ’65 to ‘69 was a quantum leap for rock drummers.  Prior to him, drummers sat in the back and were rarely seen or heard; their job was to be a metronome for the other players.  Keith put the drums at the forefront of rock music and made the instrument as loud, bombastic and unforgettable as the guitarist or lead vocalist.  He completely changed the face of rock drumming.  If you want to get a sampling of his skills, watch The Who perform “A Quick One” on video and you’ll see genius pouring out of that man.  Sadly, drugs and drink affected his playing so much that by the time his career (and life) ended he was a shadow of his former self.  For that reason, he should be top 5, but not number 2.  (click here to see Keith in action on Amazing Journey)

1. John Bonham.  He’s great.  A beast.  A back-beat god.  A groovemeister.  But not number 1.  How about number 2?  With Neil being number 1?   Works for me.  He’s been dead since 1979; I think longevity, staying power, and creating an everlasting legacy should be included as qualities for the “greatest.”  I give the nod to Neil on this.  Bonham is number 2. (listen to this)

Dishonorable unmentionables: What about Carl Palmer?  Mark Brzezicki?  Dave Weckl?  Omar Hakim?  Simon Phillips?  Mark Portnoy?  John Panozzo?  Zak Starkey?  There were a lot of greats that were a no-show here.  At times it seems like these lists go the way of American Idol: more of a popularity contest than a critical examination of talent.  For Travis Barker to get the nod over Simon Phillips is just wrong.

I also want to address two great drummers from Columbus who should be on this list: Pete Retzlaff (who hails from Bexley, but teaches in NYC), and Tony McClung: who is the best drummer in town.  These guys are at the top of my list!

I’m happy to report that I’m at the top of two peoples’ list: my brothers Jim and Andy.  I’m glad somebody out there likes me!  ;-) 

Click here to see the entire Rolling Stone "100 Best Drummers" list.

 

Pete Vogel is a drummer, musician, teacher, movie director and many other things. Click here to visit his website.  

Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt, part six - Movies 75-87

Pencilstorm contributor Rob Braithwaite is watching 366 movies this year, so you don't have to, here is part six of his continuing 2016 rundown......

Q&A Intro, 1-17, 18-36, 37-51, 52-66, 67-74, 75-87, 88-103, 104-120, 121-131, 132-152, 153-173, 174-187, 188-221, 222-255, 256-287, 288-314, 315-341...

Ratings key:
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ = I can’t see giving anything that I’ve seen once five stars
★ ★ ★ ★ = get to the theater / move it up in your queue
★ ★ ★ = “three stars is a recommendation” - The Empire [magazine] Podcast
★ ★ = if the remote is too far away, you could do worse
★ = if the remote is too far away, get someone to move it closer then throw it at the TV

075
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) ★ ★.5
stars: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jesse Eisenberg
director: Zack Snyder

With Metropolis turned to rubble by fighting Kryptonians at the end of Man of Steel, some see Superman as a hero while others see him as threat. Lex Luthor tries to work with the government to develop a weapon to defeat Superman. When that fails he works on one himself. He creates Doomsday. Will this be the end of Superman?

“I guess that’s all right,” said a studio executive. “But, we are getting our asses handed to us by Marvel. Our days of lollygagging are over. We need to expand this DC movie universe NOW! Everyone loves Batman. Put him in it! And make sure we see his parents die again! Who else is there? The lady, who’s the lady one… Wonder Woman! Put her in it. Yes...yes! You could even have one of them watch .wav files of other super-powered people to show that there are more movies to come. I don’t care how you do it. Fit it all in.”

And that’s how a perfectly good Superman movie was ruined.

It isn’t complete garbage. I generally liked the first 90 minutes. Cavill is a great Superman, if only the movies would let him be. Affleck is a fine Batman/Bruce Wayne. However, the reason Superman fights Batman is so goddamned stupid that I watched the last hour with a hate face. And the reason Batman stops fighting Superman is so double goddamned stupid that I became embarrassed for the movie.

This could have been good. A good movie is in there. You can see it a little if you pay attention to the Superman and Luthor bits. The whole thing stinks of desperation for an expanded movie universe. They rushed it. It shows.

Also, Gotham City and Metropolis are NOT across the bay from each other.....so frustrating.

watch Kramer vs Kramer instead

[editorial edit: when BvS:DOJ was released on video later in the year, there was an extended version.]

075.5
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, The Ultimate Edition (2016) ★ ★ ★ 

DC/Warner Bros panicked when BvS:DoJ hit theaters amid harsh criticism. Normally, you don’t see deleted scenes online until promotion for the video release gets underway. But, Bam!, by the Sunday of opening weekend there was a deleted scene and a announcement of a longer, R-rated version. (Deadpool was rated R. People loved it. That will solve everything!)

I liked most of what I saw in the theater. However, the weight of what I didn’t was too great to recommend it. The idea of thirty more minutes was not appealing. More shit doesn’t cover the smell of shit. However, in this case, it kinda does.

Nearly everything added takes place in the first two-thirds. It doesn’t feel as rushed, and many of the new scenes help the plot and characters make a little more sense.

They couldn’t fix everything. Superman still doesn’t have a voice. The gymnastics that go on to get Batman, Wonder Woman and the seeds of a franchise in there are bad. But I didn’t mind this time.

076
The Sunshine Boys (1975) ★ ★.5
stars: Walter Matthau, George Burns, Richard Benjamin
director: Herbert Ross

The popular vaudeville duo Lewis and Clark reunite for a television special. Things might go easier if they actually liked each other.

Matthau is hilarious. Burns is one note, but it’s a great note. The problem is its outdated pacing. It drags for my modern eyes at times. I don’t think we needed to watch them rehearse their entire sketch for the broadcast. I wasn’t sure why a comedy duo had two other people in their sketch. How did that play in their prime? Odd. And Tedious.

watch My Favorite Year instead

077
Macbeth (2015) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Paddy Considine
director: Justin Kurzel

You know, that Shakespeare play.

It looks gorgeous. Everyone is talking funny.

double feature pairing: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

078
The Walk (2015) ★ ★
stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Charlotte Le Bon, Clément Sibony
director: Robert Zemeckis

It’s the movie based on the documentary of the book about Phillppe Petit’s tightrope walk between the World Trade Center towers in 1974.

If I hadn’t already seen the documentary, JGL’s accent would have been completely distracting. He does a great job imitating Petit’s very thick French accent and very energetic speech pattern, so it’s only slightly distracting.

The vertigo-inducing camera work (so I heard) at the end didn’t effect me much since I watched it at home. It gives you an idea of what it was like to have been on the wire. But Petit’s point of wire walking was to give people something to marvel at. Not to see what he saw. Such is the perspective of the footage in the documentary.

watch Man on Wire instead

079
Figures in a Landscape (1970) ★ ★
stars: Robert Show, Malcom McDowell
director: Joseph Losey

One of this movie’s strengths is it vague backstory. We don’t know why these two men were imprisoned. Or where. Or how they escaped. There are little hints throughout of a familiar world but geopolitically different.

In addition of some fatty in the patty, there are some oddities. Shaw’s character takes the time to shave his pubic hair (off screen). And both men laugh as they get diarrhea after drinking some condensed milk.

watch The Defiant Ones instead

080 The Satan Bug (1965) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: George Maharis, Richard Basehart, Ann Francis
director: John Sturges

Out in the desert lies a secret government lab where the most lethal biological weapon has been created. Someone stole it.

The lead detective on the case seems to figure things out a little too easily sometimes, a nitpick of a very good thriller that was made 51 years ago.

double feature pairing: 12 Monkeys

081
Cat Ballou (1965) ★.5
stars: Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin, Michael Callan
director: Elliot Silverstein

Ol’ Cat Ballou comes home to find her father being pressured by a land baron. She hires a gunman to protect them. Turns out he prefers to be drunk instead.

They say it was a hit comedy and an award winner. I was bored. Kinda cool they got a horse to cross its front legs as it leaned against a wall.

watch Support Your Local Gunfighter instead

082
Juggernaut (1974) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Richard Harris, Omar Sharif, Anthony Hopkins
director: Richard Lester

The police have learned that the luxury liner Britannic is carrying seven bombs, and if £500,000 is not delivered in two days then the ship will go down like its namecousin.

This must be the inspiration for bomb squad blockbuster thrillers. It holds up too. Plenty of tension. And a chilling-turned-sweet moment comes when the activities director tries to keep the passengers on a schedule of entertainment. In fact the passengers take to the whole situation quite calmly. Maybe it’s their British stiff upper lip that keeps things civil.

double feature pairing: Executive Decision

083
The Invitation (2015) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Logan Marshall-Green, Tammy Blanchard, John Carroll Lynch
director: Karyn Kusama  

Will returns to his former home to attend a dinner party thrown by his ex-wife and her new husband. He has reason to be on edge.

Incredibly tense. That’s all I’m going to say about it. Except, don't watch the trailer. It tips too many things off.

double feature pairing: You’re Next

084
Mr. Right (2015) ★ ★
stars: Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick, Tim Roth
director: Paco Cabezas

Girl meets Guy. Guy is a hitman. Girl doesn’t mind. [a quirky cannon fires]

The charm of Rockwell and Kendrick fades after a point, and the dialogue sounds more like “I am saying things that are funny now” and “Isn’t it crazy how he’s a hitman and she’s totally cool with it?!” and “Don’t worry. There’s only 30 minutes left.”

watch Grosse Pointe Blank instead

085
The Getaway (1972) ★ ★
stars: Steve McQueen, Ali MacGraw, Ben Johnson
director: Sam Peckinpah

Dude made a deal to rob a bank in exchange for getting paroled. The bank is robbed, and they make… their getaway!

There are some good moments of getting away. The opening credit sequence is good. It’s always a hoot to see Slim Pickens. The misogyny is uncomfortable.

watch Point Break instead

086
Wendy and Lucy (2008) ★ ★ ★ ★
stars: Michelle Williams, Lucy, Wally Dalton
director: Kelly Reichardt

A chapter from a larger story, this is what happens to Wendy and her dog Lucy for a couple days in an Oregon town on their way to Alaska.

Michelle Williams is amazing. The dog is cute. Will Paton seems to be trying to channel Robert Duvall. This movie is slowly paced, which I thought was going to be a problem early on. It didn’t take long for me not to care about that. I was largely concerned that Wendy wasn’t going to [redacted because there aren’t many plot points] or [seriously, it’s a bare bones story that hits heavy on personal anguish].

double feature pairing: Into the Wild

087
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) ★ ★ ★.5
stars: Blake Jenner, Glen Powell, Tyler Hoechlin
writer/director: Richard Linklater

It’s a spiritual sequel to Dazed & Confused that follows a freshman settling in to college life three days before classes begin. Party, party, bonding, party, baseball practice, party, bonding.

What made D&C work so well was that the story jumped around from group to group. Sometimes those groups realigned. Here, we follow one group around as they encounter other groups. It’s funny. I could like it more over repeated viewings. This first time though, I got tired of hanging with some of those dudes.

double feature pairing: Dazed and Confused (and notice the nice visual that links them)

Counters:
87/366 movies (21 movies off pace 😬)
14/52 movies directed by women

THE TOP THREE

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HBO's "VINYL" Is A Wild Ride With More Than a Few Bad Bumps - by Jon Peterson

When HBO first announced that they were producing a new dramatic series about the radio & record industry that was set in the 1970's, I got really excited.  Even more reason to get "amped up" when it was announced that Martin Scorsese was co-creating this series with Mick Jagger and Terrence Winter, the writer of dozens of great Boardwalk Empire and Sopranos episodes.  With that creative team, Vinyl would surely feature a mind-blowing blend of sex & drugs & rock n' roll... all in the appropriate dosages... with top-notch storytelling. But that was a rock and roll fantasy.... all happening in my head.  

I had hoped for a synergistic blend of these major talents to knock it out of the park and create my favorite HBO show ever.  At the very least, all the earmarks were certainly there for a fantastic series.  Scorsese is a director who has utilized rock music in his films better than anyone else.  Anyone who has seen Mean Streets and Goodfellas knows what I'm talking about.  With Vinyl, he was teaming up with HBO's finest writer and Mick Jagger, the ultimate rock icon with six decades of first-hand music industry knowledge.  

If you are late to the party, the Season One finale just aired last night.  So perhaps it's time to binge... especially if you are an insane music freak or radio & records insider. 

Or... maybe not?   I mean, you would naturally think that folks like us should dig this show the most!!

Well, although I am still enjoying the show, it is not without a struggle.  For me, knowing a lot about rock n' roll history has actually made it a more difficult experience to just "let go" and enjoy the sensory overload.  But I can't let go of all the inside knowledge and rock background:  like the liner note details on the inside sleeve of "Let It Bleed"; it's the kind of shit I tend to memorize.  Folks like myself (and I'm sure most of the regular Pencilstorm readers) tend to be sticklers for historical accuracy and detail.  

Did Robert Plant really have last minute doubts about re-signing a deal with Atlantic?  Were Grand Funk Railroad, Donny Osmond, America and Robert Goulet all on the same label... real or otherwise?  Did a Sex Pistols-like UK Punk band exist in 1973 that the fictional band here (The Nasty Bits) were based on?  Last time I checked, The Sex Pistols formed in 1975 while The Clash and The Damned formed in 1976.  

Last time I checked the timelines, The New York Dolls were an underground cult band that got virtually no radio airplay at all.  To a younger viewer or mini-rock fan, Vinyl makes you think that they has some of the top selling records of 1973.  As a reality check, some of the top hits of that pretty dreadful year include "Tie A Yellow Ribbon," "Half Breed," "Delta Dawn" and "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia."  

Okay, there was some decent rock stuff too that year.  But even some of the better hits were all pretty mainstream songs, including "We're An American Band," "Little Willie," Frankenstein," "Smoke On The Water" and "Crocodile Rock."  All of that, a far cry from Sex Pistol-like songs that say "fuck, fuck, fuck."

So that's where Vinyl has some real issues. I have no problem at all with fictional characters intersecting with historical timelines... but those timelines have to be correct.  And the overarching vibe of the plot details must resemble something close to the reality of 1973... or don't set the damn show in 1973.  Happy Days had an amorphous blob as to what year is actually was supposed to taking place in.....same here!

I I truly think that the less one know about rock/pop hit music of 1973 or the radio & record industry, the better.  Indeed, some of my twenty and thirty-something colleagues at work think the series is amazing... as good as "The Wolf of Wall Street," as they say. Get it? They love that cartoon-like hedonism!  "It's all old and before my time. Correct details don't really matter!"

But here is a better analogy. "The Goldbergs" is a current comedy on ABC set in the 1980's that zips around the entire decade to mix historical tidbits and fads with the fictional narrative because they don't think the audience will know (or care) anything about the actually historical timeline,... all to broad comic effect.  With Vinyl, a similar thing is happening.  Yeah, it's a drama, but it's also a bit of a broad "cartoon" of non-stop-partying and hedonistic excess. And the more clueless about the actual shenanigans of rock n' roll sausage-grinding and hit-making of 1973, the better! 

So in true rock nerd style... here are some bullet-pointed Cliff Notes:

THE GOOD

--- The Production Design - It sure looks and feels like the streets of NYC in 1973... dirty, raunchy and bursting with musical excitement. It's also pretty damn cool seeing historical landmarks like Max's Kansas City and a Sam Goody's record store.

--- The Physicality of the Acting - Bobby Cannavale (from Boardwalk Empire and Nurse Jackie) has the perfect blend of ego, attitude and over-the-top wild kinetic energy as record company president Richie Finestra.  He does his lines of coke with the same zeal and screams of madness as Al Pacino in Scarface.  Also impressive is James Jagger (Mick's son) who plays Kip Stevens, the lead singer of a proto-punk band called The Nasty Bits.  He's got the 'fuck off' attitude and sneer down perfectly. Like father, like son...probably not a hard acting stretch for him.. given his pedigree.  But despite all the great technical acting and period hair/makeup and costumes..... there is definitely a lack of emotional depth to it all.  That problem, however, could be inseparably tied to the show's writing and premise.  See next section below.

--- The Acting of Ray Romano - Probably the most impressive dramatic acting comes courtesy of Ray Romano from the great TV comedy "Everybody Loves Raymond."  As Zack Yanovich, the Head of Radio Promotion at the mythical American Century Records, Ray brings surprising depth and nuance to his character who laughs, cries and tries to bring a creative edge and common sense to his senior leadership position,

--- (Some of the) Rock Stars that intersect with the fictional story-line -  Throughout the season, we are treated to more than a handful of re-created rock star encounters. These appearances are most successful when they are not integral to the plot and do not change important facts in Rock History.  It sure is fun to see John Lennon & May Pang out partying and having a night on the town, or seeing The New York Dolls on stage in present day 1973, or The Velvet Underground on stage in 1967 (via a flashback).  It also is pretty cool that Richie's wife was one of Andy Warhol's former Factory girls... providing alot of insight into her character's party girl past. See, none of that fiction messes up anything in Rock History.  Or if David Bowie is soundschecking during the Ziggy Stardust tour and is friends with a women publicist at the record company and comes over to chat with her... all that can provide for a colorful backdrop. Where all this becomes a lot more problematic is when these characters are more than just cameos.  Sometimes they  are fully integral into the plot.. with the result of that fictional storyline bastardizing rock history in the process.  See "The Bad" below.....

--- The Most Revealing Scene about the Music Industry - When a wild-man radio station group owner (played by Andrew Dice Clay) attacks Richie in a drug-fueled rage, an Indy Promo Man named Joe Corso (hired by Richie) pulls him off and kills him with violent gusto.  After he bludgeons him and bashes in his skull with a lamp, Richie says "Why did you do that?"  Corso replies, "I didn't do it, you did!" This totally illustrates the symbiotic need for record labels to hire indy promo people.  They hire these Indy Promo guys to "do what needs to be done" to secure radio airplay. Thinking they are finding easy solutions, they actually are creating their own scary monsters for the future.

--- The Coolest Intersection of Fact and Fiction - comes in the episode where Richie gets a meeting with Elvis in the Las Vegas Hilton after a show. Elvis is getting fat and bloated, but listens to Richie's passionate plea to get out of his RCA deal and come to the fictional American Century.  Richie promises to hire all Memphis session men and have Pops Staples produce.  Elvis says "You get it, you get" and is all set to jump ship... until Col. Parker comes back to room and he caves.   This is awesome because it doesn't fuck with rock history... because it didn't actually happen... and it didn't create a convoluted outcome.  It's cool because it happened behind closed doors and  makes us all think... "Wow.. what if! What if?!?"  


THE BAD

--- The Lack of Emotional Depth - It's hard to say the problem here is entirely with the cast.  Bobby Cannivale is a top notch actor and is certainly capable of creating a complicated portrayal. The script tells us we are to believe that he also loves his wife, and really wants to live a sober life too. It just all goes to hell as soon as he sees the bags of drugs.  I guess that emotional depth thing is tough when you are rockin' a 70s 'shag haircut' and a polyester shirt and snorting blow like Tony Montana.

--- Rock Stars that become part of the story line - The cameos are usually fine.  What I don't like is when there is an inference or fictional plot detail that flies in the face of rock history.  In the finale, we see The Ramones in the audience watching the fictional Nasty Bits on stage..... supposedly getting inspiration and stealing their sloppy style. Okay, something like that might have actually happened, but if it did, it was from seeing The Dictators, an American Pop Punk band from 1973 that  was also a total flop in terms of hit-making, not from a fictional UK band resembling the Sex Pistols that were still three more years in the future. Then there's the Alice Cooper episode, where an American Century A&R guy tries to get Alice Cooper to dump his band and go solo.  Alice outs him in front of his boys and they tie him up and scare the shit out of him by sticking his head in their stage guillotine. The problem here?  Alice did dump his band and go solo in 1975... so it's not to much of a stretch to think he might have been thinking about that in 1973.  But this fictional outcome was a lot more inherently visual.  Then of course, there's the pilot where Robert Plant is thinking about jumping ship from Atlantic and signing with another label at the end of their five year contract. Fictional here, but it would make someone not aware of that fact think that the mighty Zeppelin actually contemplated that.  The truth of the matter is that Atlantic was more than happy to let them form their own imprint label (Swan Song) and continue with their distribution... which, by the way, happened in May of 1974, not 1973.

--- The Transitional "Rock Ghost" storytelling device - The writers/producers use a "Rock History" ghost to act as a Greek Chorus, of sorts, to provide a recurring transitional device. Ritchie and Zack travel to Southern California? Then create a "Rock Ghost" segue by showing Jan & Dean singing "Surf City, here I come."  Ritchie is feeling sad and delusional? Their visually re-occurring solution is to have the Rock Ghost sing "It's Only Make Believe" by Conway Twitty.  Conway Twitty?!?!? Even without the running gag of the Rock Ghost, music is used in a similar "broad stroke" manner. Richie is feeling nervous and psychotic, play "Psychotic Reaction" by Count Five from 1965.  None of all this has anything to do with 1973 making hit records on vinyl.  All this reminds me of a bad version of what was done much more artfully in American Graffiti. The season ends on the MC5's "Kick Out the Jams".....which is obviously super-cool and bad-ass.  I'm just not certain it's relevant. In fact, I can't even see Seymour Stein picking that as 'theme music' for Sire Records.

--- The Name of the Series - A Hipster underground reference, Vinyl was actually a 1965 experimental film by Andy Warhol.  Who the hell knows that?  I didn't even know that.  'Vinyl' was a term said very rarely and didn't come into more prominent use until the 1990's.....when nostalgic club DJ's and others lamented the death of vinyl records.  It was not a term ever used in the 1970's in any kind of meaningful way.  It was all 45, LP, cassette or eight track!

--- The Opening Title Sequence - I have nothing against expressionism: indeed, Boardwalk Empire's title sequence was absolutely mind-blowing.  But there is nothing going on here.  A B&W shot of a needle skipping grooves interlaced with bouncing coke powder and/or sizzling heroin, quick abstract images.....I guess I just expected Kodachome's nice warm colors and the greens of summer.

THE UGLY

--- The Overall Writing - and all the dud scenes.  Get a research team to interview industry folks and have them write down record company terms like "rackjobbers" or let them tell you about the "buying back cut-out" scams... and then write dialogue about it.  Research the names of radio stations and DJ's and figure out ways to "name check" them in.  Read Tommy James' book about how the Mob owned him and figure out a way to work it in.  Create a fictional label that has an actual roster of America, Donny Osmond, Grand Funk Railroad, Robert Goulette and others.....all of whom were on different labels.  Hearing an insider thing like "Musicians Cemetery of America" (a common joke about MCA) and somehow equating it to this fictional label.  Yeah, all that makes for a fun "Oh, I know the cross-checked reference"... but does it actually move the plot forward?  Or it is just "insider dictionary" swallowing?

--- The Lack Of Ht Music from 1973 - If you are trying to make the point that radio music of the day was super lame... and that Richie is trying to create something fresh and exciting, then play us something lame like The Carpenters "Sing."  If American Century is about to sign a huge fictional early Disco act, then play us some actual songs like "Keep On Trucking" or "Love Train."  Make it actually feel like 1973... that would be "good history."  It would also cost the producers a lot of money in publishing and licensing rights. Let's not forget that Mick Jagger was also a graduate of the London School of Economics.  

--- The Overall Premise - That Richie, as a boy loved the rawness and power of jazz and blues... and that somehow correlates to his desire for something similar in 1973.  The music business is, first and foremost, a business! Indeed, his fictional American Century label made a boatload of money on mainstream pop music (like Donny Osmond) that sold through.  It was not a charity or hipster appreciation society. 

--- The Overarching Dramatic Story line - Sure, it was a dirty game back then.  But there were never any record company presidents murdering owners of radio station clusters like here.  Yes, there was the Mob and a lot of illegal activity.  It's all just a bit silly and over the top.  But then again, Vinyl is a drama... and Martin Scorsese is involved.  

So with all this complaining, the truth is that I am still enjoying it enough to see where Season Two takes us.  Hey, a name check of "Pet Sounds" in the finale can't be all bad!  

But there's a saying in the recording studio that "too many cooks will spoil the broth."  Indeed, there was only one Brian Wilson in charge of that masterpiece, not three.  What seems to have happened here is that too much of the creative work was a  "decision by the brain trust committee".. and the working in of all those "high concepts" was no easy feat.

Interesting side note, perhaps Terrence Winter thought so too.....as he is now gone. In April 2016 it was announced that Winter left his position as an Executive Producer due to "creative differences."  He was just replaced by Scott Z. Burns.  I'm sure that Vinyl will just "Keep On Truckin'!!!"

"Wild Jon" Peterson is the Host of "Shakin It" on WCBE.  He was also a radio programmer at KPFK Los Angeles, WRLT Nashville, WRNR Annapolis and WIVI/Pirate Radio in the U.S. Virgin Islands.  He was also Head of Promotion at Arista Austin Records.

Introducing THE Pencilstorm Hall of Fame Class of 2016

It wasn't easy, but after thousands of emails, hundreds of beers, countless text messages and even a cold stare or two around the Pencilstorm office, we are proud to announce the 2016 class of THE Pencilstorm Hall of Fame. As happy as we are for the winners, I'd like to remind those that didn't make the cut that there is always next year so don't give up hope. And thanks to all who packed the CD102.5 Big Room Bar for the induction ceremony and an amazing set by Willie Phoenix and The Soul Underground. 

THE Pencilstorm Hall of Fame Class of 2016:

Willie Phoenix   (Click here to read Ricki C. making the case for Willie)

Galaga               (Click here to read Colin making the case for Galaga)

Guns and Roses Live from The Ritz 1988    (click here to read Big $ making the case for GnR)

The CD1025 Andymanathon      (more on this coming soon)

Goodfellas "What's So Funny About Me?" scene.  (Click here to read Wal making the case)

Mean Mr. Mustard's AC/DC - Cult night. ( Click here to read Wal making the case

Mr. Show - Episode 22 "Show Me Your Weenis  (more on this coming soon)

The Knack - Get The Knack  (Scott Carr explains why he supports The Knack

Ice Cold Canned Beer  (more on this coming soon)

Pencilstorm Hall of Fame Nominee: Galaga

The Pencilstorm Hall of Fame winners will be announced Thursday April 14th at the CD1025 Big Room Bar. Happy Hour 6-8 pm with Willie Phoenix and The Soul Underground playing a FREE show at 8pm sharp. Click here for list of all nominations.

 

Space Invaders was cool. Galaxian was even cooler. But, Galaga was the coolest of them all. It's The Beatles of video games. Nothing fancy. Just one button, one joystick and the truth.  And just like The Fab Four, it's still relevant in the year 2016. If a bar  has room for just one video game, chances are you will find Galaga. Hell, I stopped in the Four String Brewing Taproom last week and take a huge guess what ONE game they had in the back? Uh-huh. And I played it. Duh.

The video game class of 1981 was pretty amazing with iconic games like Donkey Kong, Frogger and Defender all making their debuts along with one of my personal favorites, GORF.

But Galaga has stood the test of time and deserves to be part of the 2016 class of the Pencilstorm Hall of Fame. - Colin G. 

The year was 1981, and a timeless classic space shooter was born, Galaga! My Galaga review: http://www.mameaddicts.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?p=2625#p2625

Above: Galaga. The Beatles of video games. Below: Dragon's Lair. The Emerson, Lake and Palmer. of video games.

A complete playthrough of Don Bluth's arcade video game Dragon's Lair. http://cramgaming.com - Gamertag Shadowmask - A look at the classic remastered on Xbox 360 complete with cheating indicators.