Oscar Nominations Announced, and Pencilstorm Unveils New Feature: Four Cents, Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars

The Oscar Nominations were announced Tuesday, January 24th and Pencilstorm is proud to unveil its newest continuing feature: "Four Cents: Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars."  

The coverage will pair Pencilstorm Movie Critic At Large Rob Braithwaite (auteur of "Buggy Eyes & a Big Butt, 366 Movies in 366 Days") offering his usual cogent, concise, succinct thoughts on films; with Ricki C., who will likely hold forth with his usual procession of skewed observations, digressions & tirades, only this time about movies rather than rock & roll.  (If anybody doubts this, you haven't casually asked Ricki, "Hey, what'd you think of "Florence Foster Jenkins?" and twenty minutes later you're trying to figure out WHY Mr. C. is blathering about The New York Dolls' first album and how it relates to "Sophie's Choice.")

Anyway, "Four Cents" will debut next week, as soon as we can get Rob & Ricki into the Pencilstorm offices at the same time, or get them to exchange e-mail addresses.   Coverage will proceed right up until the Oscar telecast on Sunday, February 26th.

 

Prop Me Up, Man. Brian Phillips Super Bowl Prop Bet Rundown

I don't know about you, but with chaos all around I just haven't given the Super Bowl much thought this year. It's game day, though, and since Trump has made himself part of the show with a Fox News sit down let's dive in and see if we can make sense of it all. Maybe he said something about his pal Tom Brady being "terrific." 

Woah boy, they'll be walking that one back until opening day of baseball season, as he's throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals opener and says our recent invasion of Canada was like Russia in the Crimea because the Canadians wanted us there. 

I hope Trump doesn't steal one of Bob Kraft's rings too.

Yikes, getting a bit tense around here. Let's have some fun with Super Bowl prop bets to lighten the mood. I'll list the favorite in some categories that caught my eye along with a fun long shot I like for whatever reason.

MVP

Tom Brady 1/1

Devonta Freeman 22/1

Hey why not. He's a great player on a high powered offense. 

Most Rushing Yards

LeGarrette Blunt 2/1

Dion Lewis 6/1

One never knows from one game to the next who the feature back for the Pats will be. Since coming back from injury though Lewis has seen an ever increasing work load.

Most Receiving Yards

Julio Jones 8/5

Mohammad Sanu 10/1

We all know the Patriots will try to focus on your best weapon. Julio is a beast though so we'll see how well than can do that. Sanu had a nice game against the Packers. It'll probably be Jones though.

First Touchdown

Julio Jones 9/2

Tevin Coleman 14/1

I can see the Falcons involving Coleman early.

Fullback Scores First Touchdown

Patrick DiMarco 30/1

James Develin 55/1

I'd throw down a buck on both. Why not.

Steve Young's all time Super Bowl single game record of 6 TD passes is tied or broken.

9/1

That seems low, but 6 is a ridiculous number when you ponder it. That said I expect this game to be high scoring so I'd probably throw down a couple bucks on that. 

Belichick Hoodie Color

Blue 4/11

Red 40/1

It'll probably be blue. 

Joe Buck is clean shaven.

10/1. It's the Superbowl. He'll shave. 

Over/Under amount of times Troy Aikman makes reference to one of his Super Bowls:

1.5

I'll take the over.

Lady Gaga rips the President.

10/13

Trump picks:

Patriots 1/4

Falcons 4/1

There's no way he's picking Atlanta. He knows Ryan endorsed Hillary. He'll never forget. Hell he'll probably call him out for it. Can't bet on the prop though.

If Patriots win, commissioner Roger Goodell does not appear to hand them trophy:

100/1

I agree. He has to. Oh man will it be awkward. Maybe Putin should appear and hand it to them instead. Makes sense.

Ok My Score Pick:

Atlanta 41 New England 38

 

 

 

 

 

TV Party Tonight! Part Five: a YouTube Rabbit Hole w/ Mark Linkous of The Dancing Hoods and Sparklehorse - by JCE

Click here for TV Party Tonight Part Four: The Neighborhoods.

I thought about a film I had heard of which was going to be about Mark Linkous, who is best known for his band Sparklehorse, but who I loved because of his earlier band, the Dancing Hoods.  I also had a connection to Mark from way back due to some mutual friends.  The film I was searching for is called “The Sad and Beautiful World of Sparklehorse” but the film is not available on You Tube. The movie trailer looks interesting:

Undeterred, I searched for all things Mark Linkous and this is where my rabbit hole got deep.  Before I proceed, if you don’t know, Mark Linkous took his own life in 2010 after some substance abuse issues and a long battle with depression.  His death saddened many people, as he was a gentle soul to be sure.

Mark Linkous was originally from Charlottesville, Virginia.  One of my best friends from my days in Charlottesville was an early member of the Dancing Hoods with Mark, but he was not in the band for long.  I believe the Dancing Hoods relocated to New York or somewhere and that is where they found some limited success.  I got to meet Mark a few times.  Once was when he was back in town after the Dancing Hoods released the amazingly good record “Hallelujah Anyway,” which was their third release on Relativity Records.  Mark actually stopped by my house with some other mutual friends.  I got to talk to him about my love for the Dancing Hoods and he signed my cd for me.  He was a very introspective guy, quiet and humble.  I recall not looking at what he signed until after he had left, and it said, “John, I saw her standing at the art room and I said have a nice baby.  Be happy, live. I’m an old man already.  Love when u can.”  


It was an odd collection of words, but it fit Mark and what I perceived as his mood at the time. 

My Mark Linkous rabbit hole included a bunch of songs that I really love, starting with “Torn Away” played live on this appearance on a show called The Cutting Edge.  Does anyone recall this show?  I don’t.  Mark is the guitarist on the left:


My favorite track on Hallelujah Anyway is called “Baby’s Got Rockets”:


Finally, my favorite Dancing Hoods song from my favorite Dancing Hoods record, their second record, 12 Jealous Roses, is called “Pleasure.”  You need to listen to this song by watching one of the other YouTube posts of the song which is just good quality audio.  This video was apparently taken by pointing a camera at MTV back in the day.  I like that it shows you the actual video they created, but the audio is horrible.  “Pleasure” is an excellent song, trust me.

After watching too many Dancing Hoods videos, I moved on to Sparklehorse, still completely lost in my Mark Linkous rabbit hole.  Sparklehorse made some very bizarre and atmospheric music that people loved, but to a large extent, it is not my cup of tea.  I do absolutely love two Sparklehorse songs from the record Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot.  Those two songs are “Someday I Will Treat You Good” and “Rainmaker.”

Mark Linkous had some other bands as well.  One I recall was The Johnson Family, who I saw play in Charlotte, NC when I lived there.  I have a demo cassette of a great song he made with my friends in Charlottesville.  I didn’t know him well, but I know he was a good person and a brilliant musician, so my TV Party is a tribute to Mark.  - JCE

Giving Us the Roundabout - by Andra Gillum

I grew up in Dublin, so I’m always amazed by the city’s growth.  In my day, there was literally only one elementary school, one middle school and one high school.  Now there are dozens. Consequently, the traffic has gotten much worse.

The City of Dublin seems to have decided that roundabouts are their best solution.  They started by building smaller ones all over town.  I guess they were easing us into it.  Then came the monster.  Last fall, they installed a huge roundabout at the intersection of Rt. 161 and Riverside Drive.  I have maneuvered that monster several times.

I almost said that I have survived that monster several times, but it seemed a bit melodramatic. The point is, I don’t like roundabouts.  Truth be told, I don’t totally understand how to use them.

Best I can tell, none of us really knows how to use them.  That’s the problem.  Some drivers are way too aggressive, surging ahead into the circle whether there’s traffic or not.  Other drivers are way too timid, as they sit there waiting and waiting for all traffic to clear.  They’re looking for the perfect opportunity that never comes.

Roundabouts originated in England around 1963.  The first US roundabout was built in Las Vegas in 1990.  Today, there are over 5,000 roundabouts in the world, mostly in England, France and the U.S.

Now don’t confuse a roundabout with a traffic circle: they are two entirely different things. Who knew?  Traffic circles are much larger than roundabouts and often have traffic signs and/or traffic signals inside them.  Cars also travel through traffic circles at much faster speeds.
I have a tough enough time with the roundabouts.  I fear I’d never survive something filled with lights and signals, all at 50 miles per hour.

Roundabouts are designed with a raised island in the center intended to slow cars down to a steady 15-20 miles per hour.  I’m sure I‘ve seen cars whipping through much faster than that, and I have certainly seen cars come to a complete halt.

And don’t confuse a roundabout or a traffic circle with a traffic calming circle.  Those are something else entirely.  Like speed bumps and their larger brother speed humps, traffic calming circles are meant to slow us down.  They are found mainly in suburban neighborhoods.  I have driven around several of them, and I’ve never felt calmed.

Since no one I know seems to like roundabouts, I researched why road engineers keep adding them, especially in Dublin.  Someone there must be getting some big kickbacks.

According to the Federal Highway Commission,  roundabouts increase traffic capacity 30-50%. They also reduce major collisions  40-60%, and traffic injuries by 35-80%.  (Can you authenticate a statistic that broad?)  

I can’t find any statistics on fender-benders in roundabouts, but my money says they are much higher.  I wonder if 3C Body Shop is behind this proliferation of roundabouts?  If so, they should just own up to it.  How about naming rights?  The Dublin 161 roundabout brought to you by Frank’s Auto Body.

Even if statistics support the theory that roundabouts are quicker and safer, that assumes that drivers know how to use them properly.  I think that’s the problem.  We are all a little confused. Surge ahead?  Yield?  Switch lanes?  Stay in one lane? Slow down?  Speed up?  Stop entirely? Where’s the manual for these?

And what about pedestrians?  How do they get through the roundabout?  Do they run around the perimeter until they find their exit?  This seems dangerous.  More like a game of Frogger (or Crossy Road for you Millenials) than an efficient system.

Bicycles?  I don’t think they stand a chance.  Do they stay in the inside lane or outside lane or cut straight through?

At some point, we need to start teaching how to drive roundabouts in Driver’s Ed classes.  I would probably take a night class.   It would definitely be more useful than the traffic cones I learned to maneuver through back in the 1980's.

Andra Gillum is a free-lance writer from Upper Arlington, Ohio, and the author of Doggy Drama and Puppy Drama.  Both books are available at www.doggydrama.com, or pick one up at Colin’s coffee.  Send your comments and feedback to andra@doggydrama.com.  

A Yes/No Question to Rep. Steve Stivers Concerning the National Security Council - by Colin Gawel

To the Honorable Steve Stivers:

Dear Representative Stivers, As you undoubtedly know President Trump recently reorganized the National Security Council by elevating his own chief political strategist to a position while simultaneously demoting both the Director of National Intelligence and the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Eliminating the military and intelligence from the Security Council is unprecedented in U.S. history. As is having a Political Advisor serving on the the council in any capacity.

I called your Hilliard office today and had a very nice conversation with one of your staffers and the question I have is this: With your extensive military and political background do you personally believe this reorganization by President Trump is in the best interests of our National security? Yes or no.  

Additionally,  I would be very interested in your personal opinion of the pros and cons of this new arrangement concerning the NSC. We can publish your response at pencilstormstory@gmail.com or just stop by Colin's Coffee when you have a moment to chat. The coffee is on me. 

Thank you for your time.

Respectfully,  Colin Gawel, 15th District, Ohio.

Colin Gawel does not represent the opinions of Pencilstorm.com. He does own a coffee shop and is a musician. He was recently profiled on PBS. You can watch the interview here. Or read about him in the book Hitless Wonder. 

 

 

 

 

Thank you for your time. 

Colin Gawel - owner of Colin's Coffee, 15th District of Ohio. 

You can email any response to pencilstormstory@gmail.com And I would be happy to publish it unedited. 

 

TV Party Tonight! Part Four: The Dictators and The Neighborhoods - by Ricki C.

paraphrased from the Ricki C. interview, 1/10/2017

Q. Nowadays, you’re almost better known as a roadie than as a performer, how did that happen?

A. Truthfully, I’m probably a better roadie than I am a rocker.  I’m too OCD to be a rock & roll star.  I want everything to run on time and the wires never to be crossed.  Also, I’m really, really lazy.  I never seek out gigs anymore.  They just fall in my lap.  Somebody asks me to open, and I open.  Otherwise I just stay home, feel sorry for myself and write Pencilstorm columns about The Dictators and The Neighborhoods.

 

I thought I’d stay true to myself for my first crack at TV Party Tonight! (read part three here) and stick with bands I know like the back of my hand.  The Dictators and The Neighborhoods are two examples of my “The Five Best Bands That You Never Saw” theme.  (i.e. Bands SO FAR outside mainstream rock & roll the casual rock fan might not have ever even seen them on YouTube, let alone on Saturday Night Live or the late night Jimmy-shows.  EVERYBODY has seen The Who and Bruce Springsteen, NOT everybody has seen The Dictators or The ‘Hoods.)  (The other three bands in that category – for those of you scoring at home – are Romantic Noise/The Buttons, Willie Phoenix’s 1978/1979 bands; Brownsville Station, who I wrote somewhat at length about a coupla weeks ago, but could write WAY more at length about if someone gave me the slightest provocation; and Mott The Hoople.)

But I digress, let’s rock……… 

This clip comprises The Dictators entire set at Little Steven’s International Underground Garage Festival August 14th, 2004, on Randall’s Island in New York City. I was at that show. (In fact at the 5:17 mark, the guy with brown hair & a black t-shirt next to the white-haired guy wearing a red & white baseball cap, that’s ME.)

for much more about The Dictators, click The Dictators on Growing Old With Rock & Roll

The Neighborhoods in their 1979 rock & roll infancy on some Boston cable-access TV show.  (And MAN, what I wouldn’t give if Columbus had been a big enough city in 1979 to have a program like this that would have videotaped Romantic Noise in their prime.)

 

Next decade, ‘Hoods in 1983 at The Channel in Boston (the second or third greatest rock club I have ever been to in my entire rock & roll existence).

 

And finally, David Minehan & the boys from 2010, rockin’ the 21st century………

for much more about The Neighborhoods, click The Neighborhoods at Growing Old With Rock & Roll

 

Bonus Dictators, for the truly hard-core, with time on their hands and rock & roll on the brain.

This was the edition of the band I witnessed opening for AC/DC at the Columbus Agora, 1977.