Four Cents - Rob & Ricki and Oscar, Part One: Our Top Ten Movies, 2016

Ricki: Two young people - one an actress and one a musician - meet and fall in love while pursuing their dreams, set against the backdrop of a classic musical.  La La Land?  No, Sing Street, a movie I found far superior to the overhyped Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling vehicle.  I LIKED La La Land, I really did, but I found it far more overblown and pretentious than the unassuming, far more charming Sing Street.  Plus, for the most part, the songs in "LLL" kinda sucked.  And that opening production number on the freeway almost had me walking out of the theater to catch another movie at the multiplex in which I saw "LLL." For the most part I thought director Damien Chazelle couldn't make up his mind WHAT movie he wanted to make in the first 20 minutes or half-hour of La La Land, and that's NOT the best thing I can say about a movie nominated for Best Picture in the Oscars.    

Rob: Almost to prove I still don't like musicals, I saw La La Land. After 20 minutes I thought, "Yep, I still don't like musicals." They make me anxious. When a song starts, I wonder how long it will be until it stops. Then, when there hasn't been a song for a while, I wonder how long it will be until one starts. But, it looked pretty, there was some nice camerawork, and I enjoyed listening to the random commentary from the girls I was sitting next to. ("I like that dress." "Aaaawwww." *gasp* "Slut.")

Here's a video that's germane to the discussion at hand...

Rob: My Top Ten Movies from 2016, in alphabetical order: A) Arrival D) Deadpool D) Don’t Breathe E) Evolution E) The Eyes of My Mother F) The Fits G) Green Room H) Hunt for the Wilderpeople L) The Lobster W) The Witch.

I'm a little self-conscious how "in the weeds" this list looks. There were a lot of great movies this year. I could come up with another list of ten movies that I'd be just as happy with. These ten, however, are ones I thought about for days after seeing them.

I debated which superhero movie to put on my list. Captain America: Civil War was great. I never would have guessed that the best Marvel series was going to be Cap's.  Doctor Strange showed some originality in the all-too-familiar formula of the origin story. But Deadpool won the spot because it had me laughing too much to realize it was just another origin story.  It also delivered on some genuine terror as Wade underwent the experimental treatments. 

Ricki: My Top Ten 2016 movies, in order: 1) Manchester By The Sea  2) Captain America: Civil War  3) Sing Street  4) Moonlight  5) The Edge Of Seventeen  6) Hidden Figures  7) Dr. Strange  8) The Light Between Oceans  9) Ghostbusters (2016)  10) La La Land (just edging out Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates). 

Okay, so even I admit that's not a very good list.  I didn't see Arrival or Hell Or High Water, but hope to before the Oscars telecast February 26th.  (Warning: bad puns coming.......)  I'm on the fence about Fences and I'd be lyin' if I said I'm at all excited about catching Lion.  Further, I have no intention of spending good money on Hacksaw Ridge, directed by hackmeister Mel Gibson, so there you go, those are my picks as of early February.  

Rob: Mel Gibson might be a lot of things, but he ain't no hack. Hacksaw Ridge is structured really well and not nearly as righteous as the trailer made it seem. If you want to get your war on, then the last hour is for you.

There has been some really good understated horror that last couple of years. I'm not a big fan of slasher movies. I'm always down for a ghost story with its heart in the right place. I will always react more to atmosphere than cheap jump scares. The Eyes of My Mother is one of the most horrific movies I've ever seen. And The Witch might not seem like much, but there is an amazing story there.

Ricki: The last good movie I saw that Mel Gibson was involved in was "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" in 1981, when I still lived on the West Side, at the Westland Cinema, next to Funway Freeway.

Rob: [rolls eyes] See you in the next part, Ricki.

The Gateway to Buggy Eyes and a Big Butt - by Rob Braithwaite

On average, a person sees five movies at the theater and 25 movies at home per year. In 2016 I saw 366.

I watch at least 150 movies a year without trying. “What’s another 216?” was the stupid thought that convinced me to watch a movie for every day of the year. Leap year! Why did it have to be a leap year?!

It was fun at first. Then it wasn’t. Then it was again. Then it wasn’t again.

This challenge gave me the opportunity to see movies I might have let languish in my queue. I mean, that’s where many were waiting in the first place. It forced me to try movies I might have dismissed. And it gave me a true appreciation of seeing a movie in a darkened theater where my full attention could be given to the screen. The experience was beneficial overall, but never again.

I know you, average moviegoer, won’t see a fraction of what I saw last year or even read everything I’ve written. However, I would like to highlight a few for you to consider when you are sitting at home or, better yet, inspire you to get out to your local theater. These highlights are listed alphabetically within their categories. They aren’t ranked because they are all worth watching.

Enjoy,  
- rob braithwaite.

ps: some of these movies are now streaming in various places: Amazon Prime [AP], Netflix streaming [NS] and Hulu [H]


THE GATEWAY FILM CENTER

The Gateway Film Center is a non-profit theater here in Columbus that brings movies that never would have been shown here otherwise. Here is a small sampling of the movies exclusively shown by GFC in 2016. We are lucky to have such a theater in town.

Christine
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words
The Fits [AP] This movie made me realize the importance of going to the theater. Had I watched this at home chances are my mind would have drifted and my hand would have reached for my tablet. That distraction would have had significant impact on my investment of the main character, causing me to miss out on one of the purest moments of joy I’ve ever seen in a movie.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople [H]
I Am Not a Serial Killer [NS]
In a Valley of Violence
Kicks
Shin Godzilla - GFC was the only theater in Ohio to screen this.
Too Late [NS] - This was filmed in 35MM and, per the director’s insistence, only projected in 35MM. Since most theaters have gone digital, there weren’t many places it could have been shown. Not only did GFC show the movie but also the accompanying short film. The short is not included with the streaming version. So, thank you, GFC.

The Gateway Film Center will spend 2017 screening 101 cult movies. You can see the full list here as well as the schedule.


WEXNER CENTER FOR THE ARTS

I didn’t go to The Wex often, but when I did it was certainly worth it. They screened the restored version of Metropolis as a live band provided the soundtrack. One month there was a retrospective of Kelly Reichardt’s movies. She was in attendance for the screening of her new movie, Certain Women, and participated in a Q&A afterwards. In February, The Wex will present a William Friedkin retrospective. Info here.


WOMEN IN FILM

Not long after I decided to spend the year watching 366 movies, I heard about a simple request from the Women in Film organization: “Will you watch a film a week by a woman for one year?”

The purpose of the request is to raise awareness of female directors. So, rather than listing the movie titles, here are ten women who made very good to great movies.

Anna Boden (w/Ryan Fleck): Mississippi Grind [AP], Sugar
Kelly Fremon Craig: The Edge of Seventeen
Clea DuVall: The Intervention [AP]
Lucile Hadzihalilovic: Evolution
Anna Rose Holmer: The Fits [AP]
Liza Johnson: Hateship Loveship [NS], Elvis & Nixon [AP]
Karyn Kusama: The Invitation [NS]
Kelly Reichardt: Wendy and Lucy, Night Moves [H], Meek’s Cutoff [NS], Certain Women
Sophia Takal: Always Shine
Agnés Varda: Cleo from 5 to 7


NICOLAS CAGE IN FILM

Nicolas Cage was in five movies this year.

Army of One (great)
Dog Eat Dog (decent) [NS]
Snowden (good) he’s hardly in it, but it’s worth it to see his “He did It!” scene. I’m not sure it was supposed to be as funny as I found it.
The Trust (really good) [NS]
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (garbage)


DOUBLE FEATURES

The most enjoyable part of writing about each movie was coming up with a good companion piece. Here are ten of my favorite double features.

Army of One / Zero Dark Thirty
The Bicycle Thieves / Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
Breathless / Miami Blues
Dogfight / Tigerland
A Field in England / Event Horizon
Hell or High Water / The Blues Brothers
The Satan Bug / 12 Monkeys
Spotlight / Shattered Glass
Sweet Smell of Success / L.A. Confidential
The Witch / Black Death


TOP DOCUMENTARIES

All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records [H]
A Band Called Death
De Palma [AP]
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words
Lambert & Stamp
Meru [AP]
Palio [NS]
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made [NS]
Stories We Tell [AP, H]
Weiner


GIVE A HOOT. READ A MOVIE.

If English is the only language you know, then you’ll have to read along.

After the Wedding [NS]
The Ascent
The Club [AP]
Dogtooth
Evolution
Rififi
The Secret in Their Eyes
Shin Godzilla
The Wailing [NS]
The Wave [NS]


THE BEST OF 2016

It’s been a few weeks since I made this list. I knew then that I would feel differently now about what goes on it. I could replace all ten and still think it’s a good list. “Best” is relative and headache-inducing. Here are ten great movies released in 2016.

Arrival
Deadpool
Don’t Breathe
Evolution
The Eyes of My Mother
The Fits [AP]
Green Room [AP]
Hunt for the Wilderpeople [H]
The Lobster [AP]
The Witch [AP]


THE BEST OF PRE-2016

If I thought paring down movies from one year was rough, here comes the rest of the 366 to choose from. Again, these are all good. Why are you busting my balls?

Calvary
Capricorn One
The Children’s Hour
Dogfight
Juggernaut
The Last Picture Show
Laura [NS]
Monte Walsh
Paper Moon
The Pawnbroker


BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

Low expectations can come from many places. The trailer wasn’t good. Some movie I’ve never heard of is now available. I don’t like that writer/director. These ten movies proved they deserve more respect than I initially gave them.

The Big Short [NS]
Black Christmas
Blood Father
Busting
Eddie the Eagle
Elvis & Nixon [AP]
Masterminds
Money Monster
Seven Days on May
Wild Card [AP, H]


AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Remember when I said everything here was worth watching? There are exceptions to everything.

Approaching the Unknown
Bad Moms
Futureworld
Independence Day: Resurgence
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
London Has Fallen
Now You See Me 2
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
X-Men: Apocalypse
Yoga Hosers


REPEATERS

One arbitrary rule I gave myself was that all 366 movies had to be new to me. Maybe that was a mistake considering how many I’d seen over the years. This would have been a little more fun if I were one of those average moviegoers. As it was, it felt like I was in the weeds sometimes.

What I missed most last year was being able to re-watch something, to watch an old favorite or something I hadn’t seen in a long time. 2017 will be spent getting back to the repeaters. Here are a few that came to mind last year that I was unable to watch.

Breaker Morant
Death Becomes Her
The Guard
MacGruber
Nighthawks
No Way Out
Remo WIlliams; The Adventure Begins
Runaway Train
Slam Dance
To Live and Die in L.A.


The End.

… or is it? I recently heard about another movie challenge where the movies are linked by the actors. Say you start with Taxi Driver. Your second movie could be anything, but it must share an actor with Taxi Driver. So, let’s say… Albert Books. Albert Brooks was also in Defending Your Life, which also stars Meryl Streep, who was in Postcards from the Edge. And so on. This challenge is only 100 movies. Totally doable.

 

coming up Thursday: Four Cents - Rob & Ricki and Oscar, Part One: Our Top 10 Movies 2016

Oscar Nominations Announced, and Pencilstorm Unveils New Feature: Four Cents, Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars

The Oscar Nominations were announced Tuesday, January 24th and Pencilstorm is proud to unveil its newest continuing feature: "Four Cents: Rob & Ricki Talk About the 2017 Oscars."  

The coverage will pair Pencilstorm Movie Critic At Large Rob Braithwaite (auteur of "Buggy Eyes & a Big Butt, 366 Movies in 366 Days") offering his usual cogent, concise, succinct thoughts on films; with Ricki C., who will likely hold forth with his usual procession of skewed observations, digressions & tirades, only this time about movies rather than rock & roll.  (If anybody doubts this, you haven't casually asked Ricki, "Hey, what'd you think of "Florence Foster Jenkins?" and twenty minutes later you're trying to figure out WHY Mr. C. is blathering about The New York Dolls' first album and how it relates to "Sophie's Choice.")

Anyway, "Four Cents" will debut next week, as soon as we can get Rob & Ricki into the Pencilstorm offices at the same time, or get them to exchange e-mail addresses.   Coverage will proceed right up until the Oscar telecast on Sunday, February 26th.

 

Prop Me Up, Man. Brian Phillips Super Bowl Prop Bet Rundown

I don't know about you, but with chaos all around I just haven't given the Super Bowl much thought this year. It's game day, though, and since Trump has made himself part of the show with a Fox News sit down let's dive in and see if we can make sense of it all. Maybe he said something about his pal Tom Brady being "terrific." 

Woah boy, they'll be walking that one back until opening day of baseball season, as he's throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals opener and says our recent invasion of Canada was like Russia in the Crimea because the Canadians wanted us there. 

I hope Trump doesn't steal one of Bob Kraft's rings too.

Yikes, getting a bit tense around here. Let's have some fun with Super Bowl prop bets to lighten the mood. I'll list the favorite in some categories that caught my eye along with a fun long shot I like for whatever reason.

MVP

Tom Brady 1/1

Devonta Freeman 22/1

Hey why not. He's a great player on a high powered offense. 

Most Rushing Yards

LeGarrette Blunt 2/1

Dion Lewis 6/1

One never knows from one game to the next who the feature back for the Pats will be. Since coming back from injury though Lewis has seen an ever increasing work load.

Most Receiving Yards

Julio Jones 8/5

Mohammad Sanu 10/1

We all know the Patriots will try to focus on your best weapon. Julio is a beast though so we'll see how well than can do that. Sanu had a nice game against the Packers. It'll probably be Jones though.

First Touchdown

Julio Jones 9/2

Tevin Coleman 14/1

I can see the Falcons involving Coleman early.

Fullback Scores First Touchdown

Patrick DiMarco 30/1

James Develin 55/1

I'd throw down a buck on both. Why not.

Steve Young's all time Super Bowl single game record of 6 TD passes is tied or broken.

9/1

That seems low, but 6 is a ridiculous number when you ponder it. That said I expect this game to be high scoring so I'd probably throw down a couple bucks on that. 

Belichick Hoodie Color

Blue 4/11

Red 40/1

It'll probably be blue. 

Joe Buck is clean shaven.

10/1. It's the Superbowl. He'll shave. 

Over/Under amount of times Troy Aikman makes reference to one of his Super Bowls:

1.5

I'll take the over.

Lady Gaga rips the President.

10/13

Trump picks:

Patriots 1/4

Falcons 4/1

There's no way he's picking Atlanta. He knows Ryan endorsed Hillary. He'll never forget. Hell he'll probably call him out for it. Can't bet on the prop though.

If Patriots win, commissioner Roger Goodell does not appear to hand them trophy:

100/1

I agree. He has to. Oh man will it be awkward. Maybe Putin should appear and hand it to them instead. Makes sense.

Ok My Score Pick:

Atlanta 41 New England 38

 

 

 

 

 

TV Party Tonight! Part Five: a YouTube Rabbit Hole w/ Mark Linkous of The Dancing Hoods and Sparklehorse - by JCE

Click here for TV Party Tonight Part Four: The Neighborhoods.

I thought about a film I had heard of which was going to be about Mark Linkous, who is best known for his band Sparklehorse, but who I loved because of his earlier band, the Dancing Hoods.  I also had a connection to Mark from way back due to some mutual friends.  The film I was searching for is called “The Sad and Beautiful World of Sparklehorse” but the film is not available on You Tube. The movie trailer looks interesting:

Undeterred, I searched for all things Mark Linkous and this is where my rabbit hole got deep.  Before I proceed, if you don’t know, Mark Linkous took his own life in 2010 after some substance abuse issues and a long battle with depression.  His death saddened many people, as he was a gentle soul to be sure.

Mark Linkous was originally from Charlottesville, Virginia.  One of my best friends from my days in Charlottesville was an early member of the Dancing Hoods with Mark, but he was not in the band for long.  I believe the Dancing Hoods relocated to New York or somewhere and that is where they found some limited success.  I got to meet Mark a few times.  Once was when he was back in town after the Dancing Hoods released the amazingly good record “Hallelujah Anyway,” which was their third release on Relativity Records.  Mark actually stopped by my house with some other mutual friends.  I got to talk to him about my love for the Dancing Hoods and he signed my cd for me.  He was a very introspective guy, quiet and humble.  I recall not looking at what he signed until after he had left, and it said, “John, I saw her standing at the art room and I said have a nice baby.  Be happy, live. I’m an old man already.  Love when u can.”  


It was an odd collection of words, but it fit Mark and what I perceived as his mood at the time. 

My Mark Linkous rabbit hole included a bunch of songs that I really love, starting with “Torn Away” played live on this appearance on a show called The Cutting Edge.  Does anyone recall this show?  I don’t.  Mark is the guitarist on the left:


My favorite track on Hallelujah Anyway is called “Baby’s Got Rockets”:


Finally, my favorite Dancing Hoods song from my favorite Dancing Hoods record, their second record, 12 Jealous Roses, is called “Pleasure.”  You need to listen to this song by watching one of the other YouTube posts of the song which is just good quality audio.  This video was apparently taken by pointing a camera at MTV back in the day.  I like that it shows you the actual video they created, but the audio is horrible.  “Pleasure” is an excellent song, trust me.

After watching too many Dancing Hoods videos, I moved on to Sparklehorse, still completely lost in my Mark Linkous rabbit hole.  Sparklehorse made some very bizarre and atmospheric music that people loved, but to a large extent, it is not my cup of tea.  I do absolutely love two Sparklehorse songs from the record Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot.  Those two songs are “Someday I Will Treat You Good” and “Rainmaker.”

Mark Linkous had some other bands as well.  One I recall was The Johnson Family, who I saw play in Charlotte, NC when I lived there.  I have a demo cassette of a great song he made with my friends in Charlottesville.  I didn’t know him well, but I know he was a good person and a brilliant musician, so my TV Party is a tribute to Mark.  - JCE

Giving Us the Roundabout - by Andra Gillum

I grew up in Dublin, so I’m always amazed by the city’s growth.  In my day, there was literally only one elementary school, one middle school and one high school.  Now there are dozens. Consequently, the traffic has gotten much worse.

The City of Dublin seems to have decided that roundabouts are their best solution.  They started by building smaller ones all over town.  I guess they were easing us into it.  Then came the monster.  Last fall, they installed a huge roundabout at the intersection of Rt. 161 and Riverside Drive.  I have maneuvered that monster several times.

I almost said that I have survived that monster several times, but it seemed a bit melodramatic. The point is, I don’t like roundabouts.  Truth be told, I don’t totally understand how to use them.

Best I can tell, none of us really knows how to use them.  That’s the problem.  Some drivers are way too aggressive, surging ahead into the circle whether there’s traffic or not.  Other drivers are way too timid, as they sit there waiting and waiting for all traffic to clear.  They’re looking for the perfect opportunity that never comes.

Roundabouts originated in England around 1963.  The first US roundabout was built in Las Vegas in 1990.  Today, there are over 5,000 roundabouts in the world, mostly in England, France and the U.S.

Now don’t confuse a roundabout with a traffic circle: they are two entirely different things. Who knew?  Traffic circles are much larger than roundabouts and often have traffic signs and/or traffic signals inside them.  Cars also travel through traffic circles at much faster speeds.
I have a tough enough time with the roundabouts.  I fear I’d never survive something filled with lights and signals, all at 50 miles per hour.

Roundabouts are designed with a raised island in the center intended to slow cars down to a steady 15-20 miles per hour.  I’m sure I‘ve seen cars whipping through much faster than that, and I have certainly seen cars come to a complete halt.

And don’t confuse a roundabout or a traffic circle with a traffic calming circle.  Those are something else entirely.  Like speed bumps and their larger brother speed humps, traffic calming circles are meant to slow us down.  They are found mainly in suburban neighborhoods.  I have driven around several of them, and I’ve never felt calmed.

Since no one I know seems to like roundabouts, I researched why road engineers keep adding them, especially in Dublin.  Someone there must be getting some big kickbacks.

According to the Federal Highway Commission,  roundabouts increase traffic capacity 30-50%. They also reduce major collisions  40-60%, and traffic injuries by 35-80%.  (Can you authenticate a statistic that broad?)  

I can’t find any statistics on fender-benders in roundabouts, but my money says they are much higher.  I wonder if 3C Body Shop is behind this proliferation of roundabouts?  If so, they should just own up to it.  How about naming rights?  The Dublin 161 roundabout brought to you by Frank’s Auto Body.

Even if statistics support the theory that roundabouts are quicker and safer, that assumes that drivers know how to use them properly.  I think that’s the problem.  We are all a little confused. Surge ahead?  Yield?  Switch lanes?  Stay in one lane? Slow down?  Speed up?  Stop entirely? Where’s the manual for these?

And what about pedestrians?  How do they get through the roundabout?  Do they run around the perimeter until they find their exit?  This seems dangerous.  More like a game of Frogger (or Crossy Road for you Millenials) than an efficient system.

Bicycles?  I don’t think they stand a chance.  Do they stay in the inside lane or outside lane or cut straight through?

At some point, we need to start teaching how to drive roundabouts in Driver’s Ed classes.  I would probably take a night class.   It would definitely be more useful than the traffic cones I learned to maneuver through back in the 1980's.

Andra Gillum is a free-lance writer from Upper Arlington, Ohio, and the author of Doggy Drama and Puppy Drama.  Both books are available at www.doggydrama.com, or pick one up at Colin’s coffee.  Send your comments and feedback to andra@doggydrama.com.