The Winter Olympics Are Coming In Less Than 150 Days - by Wal Ozello

The 2018 Winter Olympics are less than 150 days away. Pencilstorm Contributor Wal Ozello will be providing on-going coverage leading up to the Olympics helping you prepare for what to watch for. 

The Winter Olympics is coming in 2018 and while it seems far on the horizon there are stories playing out today that will have a bigger impact than who are Jon Snow’s real parents. Here are the Top Three stories to pay attention to today.

Location, Location, Location…
The 2018 Winter Olympics are in Pyeongchang. When you search for that on Google Maps you’ll find it in South Korea with the Pyeongchang Olympic Stadium about 55 miles from North Korea.  The Opening and Closing Ceremonies will be as closer to North Korea than Mansfield is to Columbus. For those of you living under a rock for the past year, the relationship between North and South Korea, let alone the rest of the world, has been less than ideal. Earlier this year, South Korea reached out to its northern neighbor for some Olympic partnership that only sports can create.  They proposed a joint North-South Korea women’s hockey team and offered to host some of the ski competition at a new North Korean ski resort.  North Korea declined both offers. Since then, North Korea has been testing several intercontinental ballistic missiles and the U.S. and South Korea just finished joint bombing drills… in Gangwon Providence - which Pyeongchang County resides in.  Then at the UN on Tuesday, President Trump declared that, “If it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.” Whoa. Khrushchev must be have looked down on that and said, "I just banged my shoe on that table, you sir, just drove head first into the deep end of the crazy pool."  All-in-all, this is much deeper argument than new Metallica vs. old Metallica. Keep an eye out folks, this story isn’t over, yet.

Falling Down The Mountain
Lindsey Vonn and potentially Bode Miller will be returning to compete in the Olympics. Lindsey is the one of the most successful women American skiers with Olympic medals, World Championship medals and World Cup titles.  She’ll be 33 in South Korea and this Olympics could be her last.  While most thought Sochi would be Bode’s last Olympics, rumor is that he’s planning to compete in Pyeongchang at age 40.  He’s the most decorated Olympic Athlete in alpine history and chances are he’s looking to solidify that position.  But those aren’t the name to look for… watch for Mikaela Shiffrin. She’s reigning Overall World Cup champion and the reigning Olympic and World Champion in slalom. Back in 2011 she became the U.S. Champion in Slalom… at age 16. Mikaela won her first World Cup event at age 17. The following year she won Gold in Sochi, becoming the youngest slalom champion in Olympic History. Since then, she’s won two World Championship gold medals, three World Cup slalom titles, and 24 career wins. Mikaela will do for the Olympic Alpine Skiing what Wonder Woman did for the Summer Blockbuster Movies… kick everyone else’s ass.  Here’s an impressive run for the 2017 World Championship where she beats her closest competitor by 1.64 seconds.

That "Other Team" Up North
Forget men's ice hockey during the Olympics.  It's a glorified all star game that lasts two weeks too long.  The real competition is in Women's Ice Hockey. They leave it all on the ice because they are competing at the highest level in their game and it's full contact guts and glory. The competition between the U.S. team and the Canadian team is fiercer than OSU vs. Michigan. While the U.S. team has won the World Championships the past four times and eight out of the last ten meetings, they haven't won Gold in the Olympics since 1998.  Who's beat them each time?  Canada.  They won gold in 2014, 2010, 2006 and 2002.  The last time the Canada held silver was the year U.S. got the gold - 1998.  The two teams will face each other at least four times before Pyeongchang, starting on October 25.  Keep a close eye on these showdowns.  While the U.S. has a great winning streak, I'm sure Canada's montra is going to be "The North Remembers."

And for those of you that don't think these girls can play, I can personally attest they can play hard.  A few years ago, I had the privileged of producing a profile of a High School Senior Goalie up in Duluth, Minnesota.  I stood on the ice as these girls skated a whirlwind around me.  It was just mind-blowing.  They want to prove they kick ass stronger than the Runaways wanted to prove they could rock with the best. Want to see some tough hits and and killer goals?  Check out this video below.

That's enough of a download for this week.  It's going to be a long winter ahead and I'll have more updates in the weeks to come.

Wal Ozello is a science fiction techno-thriller novelist and the author of Assignment 1989 ,  Revolution 1990, and Sacrifice 2086. When he's not writing or singing with the Columbus hairband, Armada, he can be found at the regulars table at Colin's Coffee.

Baver Answers Questions and Picks Some Games to Kill Time Until Penn State.

Follow Brent @baverbuckeyebag and tune in CD1025 Morning Show with Brian Phillips to hear him talking for real and stuff. 

Colin: Did we learn anything from the Army game that will matter against Penn State?

Baver: Not a lot. You saw Ohio St get the ball to the WRs on the perimeter in space more so than in the Oklahoma game, and the plays were actually successful against Army. Similar plays against Oklahoma were not. We did get to see Dwayne Haskins, but not until the final drive of the game. Haskins, like in the spring game, and like the whispers you hear from practice, looked good. And the Bucks may have a big time middle linebacker in Tuf Borland who replaced an injured Chris Worley. Worley is going to have a tough time getting his middle linebacker job back as Borland had double-digit tackles in a little more than a half of football.

Colin: Does it look like Kevin Wilson is taking control of the offense? 

Baver: It looked like it against Army more so than against the Sooners, but it was Urban’s offense that I saw against Oklahoma. Your wider question really can’t be answered until after the Penn State game on Oct 28, as you surmised in your 1st question. I certainly still have a lot of confidence in Urban Meyer coaching this team, but I’d feel a heck of lot better if Wilson called the shots on offense against the Nits. Until then, it probably isn’t going to matter who is running the offensive show. The Bucks should put up 50+ against UNLV and handle Rutgers without working up too much of a sweat. Maryland could hang around and Nebraska could play OSU tight, but I still expect to see a one-loss Buckeye team playing Penn St Oct 28th. And that team will need Kevin Wilson’s help come 3:30 that afternoon.

Colin: I have no questions about UNLV though I know you’re hot picking Ohio St games against the spread….for I think a long time now. Do the numbers bear that out?

Baver: Yeah, I just ran the #’s and I’m 30-13-1 against the spread picking Buckeye games since the start of the 2014 season, my first year with Pencil Storm. A hell of a lot of luck involved, and there’s a 6-game losing streak built into those numbers. But, I’ve had the Buckeyes pulse as of late, going 22-7 since the start of the 2015 season, including 3-0 this year. Ohio State is laying 40 against UNLV Saturday. Urban will want to pile it up, and see the Bucks covering for the 3rd time in 4 games this yr. I like Ohio State 56-10.

Colin: What other games / lines will you be keeping an eye on this weekend and how have your picks on other games been going so far? 

Baver: 4-3 ATS on non-OSU games. Not really feeling it except on Buckeye games, but I did hit all 3 of the other games last week. Michigan isn’t playing well, and travels to West Lafayette to play a much improved Purdue team, but Vegas seems to have over-adjusted for this one, with UM only laying 10. Michigan I think is probably the best play of the week at that number. Last year, Saquon Barkley basically said Iowa quit in the 2nd half of Penn St’s 41-14 lambasting of the Hawkeyes in Happy Valley. I know 19-year-olds will be 19-year-olds, but Iowa is going to be fired up Saturday night. I like the Hawkeyes plus the 12 ½ at home, at night. And I like Georgia laying 5 against Miss St in a situational play, with the Bulldogs off the big win against LSU, while Georgia comes off a meaningless game they had against Stamford.

Pencilstorm Rockers Have Rocking Gigs Coming Up - by Jeff Hassler

Want to rock the night away with some of the guys from Pencilstorm?  In September and beyond, Scott, Colin and Wal will all be appearing locally (but separately).  Check out the details below. - Jeff Hassler

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Colin Gawel

Every Thursday

Pencilstorm Editor-In-Chief and infamous Columbus rocker, Colin Gawel, takes his solo talents to the stage every Thursday night at the Four String Taproom on West Sixth in Grandview Hts. A more intimate version of his solo bands and Watershed, Colin sounds like part Springsteen jamming out his acoustic on the Jersey Shore with a little bit of Black Crowes and The Rolling Stones mixed in. But like the good Black Crowes that played "She Talks to Angels." Not that hippy stuff.  Make sure to catch his set starting at 9pm. Every week will be a different set of Watershed, League Bowlers and solo tunes. Though he has still NEVER played "Wanted Dead or Alive" even though I request it all the time. One time I covered his rent and he promised to play it for me one day. Could that day be one of these days?? It's only fair. Just sayin'. A quick word of warning about Four String Brew, everybody knows I'm a Coors Light guy but I do really like their new Hilltop Lager. But last time I was at the taproom for our Thursday night pinball league, Greg May bought me a couple of Switchblade IPA and I threw up all over the KISS game and ended up asleep in the Five Guys dumpster covered in mustard and some kind of sauce resembling mayonnaise.  That Switchblade packs a punch so take er sleezy when you are sucking down those sudz! Hassler warned ya!!


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Radio Tramps

Sept. 23

Resident discographer and historian, Scott Carr, will be rocking out with his band Radio Tramps this Saturday, September 23 at Cardo's Pizza & Tavern in Pickerington. Performing hits that span nearly four decades of rock, dance and pop,  the Radio Tramps will give you a total live, raw and in-your-face four-hour music experience. With soaring vocals, high energy, and a relentless pursuit of fun, they are sure to please all night long. The show starts at 8:30 pm. Get your grub on, get your drink on and get Tramped! I should know. I got Tramped at their Red, White and Boom show, tried to hug Tiffany and then fell off the stage in front of thousands of people. Even worse, my boss, Mr. Johansen saw the video on youtube and suspended me from all church activities for three weeks. Very embarrassing. Great band though! 


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Armada

Sept. 30

Wal Ozello will be fronting his band, Armada, next Saturday, September 30 at King Avenue 5. Once credited as "Rush meets Bon Jovi," Armada will play a staple of originals made popular during their days at the Alrosa Villa along with a mix of covers from '80s hair bands. Not your average bunch of musicians, you'll have to catch them as they pull off Rush, Journey, Tesla and Guns N Roses in a way few other bands can. Rumor has it this may be one of their last shows, so make sure to catch them while you can. I know I will be there. Not only do they always put on a great show but I met my future ex-wife Kim at one of their sold-out shows at the Alrosa Villa back in the day. Actually it was my first and last time working as the Armada drum tech but if I hadn't gotten fired before showtime Kim and I never would have hooked up. She liked that I knew drummers and was hoping I could get her back stage. She used to be so much fun back then and she looked so sexy in her Triumph Sport of Kings T-shirt. If I had known how she had gotten the shirt from Gil Moore in the first place I probably wouldn't have proposed so soon but I was young, dumb and full of.....ANYWAY... Doors open at 7pm and special guest No Direction starts at 8 pm. Make sure to get there early as Armada promptly takes the stage at 9 pm.

Look for more Pencilstorm appearances in the upcoming weeks! See ya at the gigs and buy me beer why don't you? - Hassler is out. 

Book Excerpt: I've Got the Music in Me - by Bruce Braine

Recently, a fellow stopped by the coffee shop saying he had written a book about rock n roll and he heard that I might be interested in such a project. I responded, yes, I would be interested. Nothing us folks here at Pencilstorm like more than a good rock n roll book. Also how could we not help a person who loves rock n roll so much they write and self-publish their own book. Like a real book you can hold in your hands. Not some poser blog like Ricki C. is semi-famous for. Much respect to local author Bruce Braine and his new book, I've Got the Music in Me. Anne Marie promptly snatched up the coffee house copy so I only got to thumb through it briefly but Bruce sent the following excerpt to share focusing on the year 1976. - Colin G.

Click here for I've Got the Music in Me by Bruce Braine at Amazon.com

 

Book Excerpt – 1976


“Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”

Forty-one years ago in 1976, America celebrated its bicentennial with tall ships in New York Harbor on the Fourth of July. It was also the year that the U.S. started to emerge from the deep 1974-75 stock market crash and recession. But for me, when it came to 1976, Charles Dickens may have described it best: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”.  I had fallen in love in my senior year with Molly, a sophomore at Brown, who I subsequently dated for two years. I had a single in Miller Hall with my good friend John just down the hall. And I already had enough credits to graduate so I only took the minimum of three classes per semester. In many ways, senior year was my best year at Brown. And the end of the year was the best – graduation weekend and the campus dance at Brown, my first trip to Chicago were part of a whirlwind end of May, early June that I still remember fondly to this day.

But I had also learned at the end of 1975 that my father had lymphoma and it had not been caught early. He had surgery removing lymph nodes in his neck but the cancer had spread requiring more major surgery in late January 1976.  They removed his spleen and a significant portion of his stomach but they couldn’t get all the cancer and the prognosis was not good. He was sent home in February and then my brother and I came home to be with my mother and sister to wait out the inevitable. He died on March 25. He was only 58.

The reality of life quickly followed his death. I started work at a Newark bank in June and experienced “the first job after college” syndrome that so many do. Moving from a great college social community to a more isolated life in New York City and reverse commuting for two hours a day to a job I didn’t really like at all was depressing to say the least. When coupled with a distance relationship with my girlfriend and still grieving the loss of my father, life in New York seemed almost unbearable.

Music in 1976 followed an eerily similar pattern. While there were some excellent albums, most notably the best ever from the Eagles, Boston, ELO and the Steve Miller Band and a few other excellent rock songs (e.g., Blue Öyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper”, the Four Seasons’ “December 1963”, and Kansas’ “Carry on Wayward Son”), a lot of music in 1976 was downright dreary or simply bad.

 

Most Popular Hits in 1976

 1. Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band

 2. Silly Love Songs – Wings

 3. Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright) – Rod Stewart

 4. I Write the Songs – Barry Manilow

 5. Kiss and Say Goodbye – Manhattans

 6. Disco Duck (Part 1) – Rick Dees

 7. A Fifth of Beethoven – Walter Murphy

 8. Convoy – C.W. McCall

 9. Welcome Back – John Sebastian

10. Muskrat Love – Captain and Tennille

 

Was Rock Music Dead?

In 1976, British rock music was particularly disappointing. There was no new material from The Who, Yes or The Moody Blues (i.e., three of my favorite groups). Fleetwood Mac’s self-titled and excellent late-1975 album was all over the radio in 1976, including three top 20 hits with “Over My Head”, “Rhiannon” and “Say You Love Me”, but it wasn’t until 1977 when the superb Rumours album came out that they would have any new material.  Led Zeppelin had a sub-par album, Presence, though I did like the hard rocker “Nobody’s Fault but Mine”. The Rolling Stones had a decent album, Black and Blue, but only the song  “Fool to Cry” (#10 June) was particularly memorable. Elton John had his two sub-par albums, Blue Moves and Here and There and only his duet with Kiki Dee, “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” (#1 Aug.) (“I couldn’t if I tried”), made me smile. In the U.S., Bruce Springsteen, after his successful and excellent Born to Run album in 1975, was prevented for almost three years by a court injunction from recording new material owing to a bitter legal dispute over royalties with manager Mike Appel.

Meanwhile, the former Beatles’ solo careers had fallen to a new low. Lennon began a five-year period without any new recordings (apparently a lot of it spent partying) before his excellent comeback album with Yoko, Double Fantasy in 1980. Harrison’s Thirty Three and 1/3 was better than his most recent disastrous efforts (e.g., the Dark Horse album) and did contain two decent songs, “Crackerbox Palace” (#19 Mar. 1977) and “This Song” (#25 Dec.) (George’s comment about the “My Sweet Lord” plagiarizing “He’s So Fine” lawsuit), but the rest of the album was not memorable. Ringo Starr sank further with his Ringo’s Rotogravure album and Paul McCartney and Wings’ Wings At The Speed of Sound was another step down for the group from 1975’s Venus and Mars though at least it boasted two good songs, “Silly Love Songs”

(#1 June) and “Let ’Em In” (#3 Aug.). The former became a favorite of mine in April possibly because it was an upbeat love song, in contrast to many others in 1976.

British rock was clearly suffering, while disco ruled the American charts and the rise of punk and new wave was still a year or two away. However, rock music did have some excellent music in 1976 albeit mostly during the second half of the year and with American groups in the lead.

 

In December 1976, the Eagles released by far and away their best album, Hotel California. Joe Walsh, formerly of the James Gang and best known for his solo rocker “Rocky Mountain Way” (#23 Sep.’73), joined the group in 1976 and Hotel California benefits mightily from his addition. The album is a fusion of folk-rock and more mainstream rock and works very nicely. It features more traditional-style Eagles songs such as “New Kid in Town” (#1 Feb. 1977), an excellent folk-rock tune that was the first single from the album, as well as “Wasted Time” and “Try and Love Again”, two excellent album cuts that could have easily come from any of the Eagles earlier albums. But it is the Joe Walsh-influenced electric guitar songs “Life in the Fast Lane” (#11 June 1977) (which Walsh co-wrote) and “Victim of Love” (B-side of “New Kid in Town”) along with the title track “Hotel California” (#1 Apr. 1977) that really make the album soar. The former two songs are great rockers, but “Hotel California” was a very special song. Building slowly with acoustic guitars, then a slow rhythm track and great infectious tune and vocals from Don Henley, the song finishes with an extraordinary guitar duet from Don Felder and Joe Walsh. This melding of folk-rock and hard rock works perfectly and makes “Hotel California” one of the best rock songs ever and my favorite in 1976 or for that matter in 1977 when it received most of its airplay.

Boston released their self-titled debut album in August, which was every bit the equal of Hotel California by the Eagles in terms of overall quality. Led by writer/producer and lead guitarist Tom Scholz and vocalist Brad Delp, Boston had a unique rock sound that made their music irresistible. Highlighted by the soaring single “More Than A Feeling” (#5 Dec.) (“I closed my eyes and I slipped away”), the Boston album features nine tracks which all could have been hit singles. “Foreplay/Long Time” was another favorite, particularly the link between the instrumental “Foreplay” and “Long Time” (#22 Feb. 1977) (“It’s been such a long time, I think I should be going”). “Peace of Mind” (#38 June 1977) as well as the album cuts “Hitch a Ride” (“Gonna hitch a ride. Head for the other side”) and “Something About You” were not far behind. Great guitar hooks, nice vocals and strong melodies make Boston one of my favorite rock albums of all time.

Heart had their U.S. release of their first album Dreamboat Annie in February.  The album’s success was primarily due to two superb songs: “Magic Man” (#9 Oct.) and “Crazy on You” (#35 June). After Nancy Wilson’s excellent acoustic guitar intro, “Crazy on You” morphs into a hard rock ballad featuring an unforgettable guitar riff and Ann Wilson’s soaring vocals. The rest of the album doesn’t offer anything comparable, but it isn’t bad either. “Dreamboat Annie” (#42 Jan. 1977) is a nice folk-rock song that was also a successful single and is reprised to good effect at the end of the album. Another folk-rock song “How Deep It Goes” and the rocker “White Lightning” are also good.

The Steve Miller Band and their album Fly Like an Eagle, released in May, soared to #3 on the album charts. The album is the best single album the group ever did, highlighted by three very catchy hit singles – “Take the Money and Run” (#11 July) (“This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue”), “Rock N Me” (#1 Oct.), and “Fly Like an Eagle” (#2 Mar. 1977). But the album featured much more, most notably two very good songs, “Serenade” and “Dance, Dance, Dance” (which both also appeared on the group’s Greatest Hits album in 1978) and the interesting rock-blues song “Mercury Blues”.

Takin’ It to the Streets, the Doobie Brothers’ fifth album, was their best since the excellent The Captain and Me.  In late 1975, Michael McDonald joined the group, effectively replacing lead singer Tom Johnston who was having serious health issues. McDonald’s keyboards, vocals and blue-eyed soul sound permeate the album. And the best two songs on the album were McDonald compositions with his distinctive vocal style –  “It Keeps You Running” (#37 Jan. 1977), a great soul ballad, and the up-tempo “Takin’ It to the Streets” (#13 June) (“You don’t know me but I’m your brother”), one of my favorite songs by the Doobie Brothers.

Steely Dan had another strong album, The Royal Scam. I’ll admit I didn’t listen to it much in 1976, but grew to love four songs in particular from the album (after I listened to them repeatedly on a “Best of” collection in 1978) – “The Fez” (#59 Oct.), “Don’t Take Me Alive”, “Haitian Divorce”, and “Kid Charlemagne” (#82 July) (“Every A-Frame had your number on the wall, you must have had it all”). All four were catchy with Steely Dan’s very distinctive rock-jazz fusion sound and their usual interesting lyrics.

English rockers the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) released their best album in September, A New World Record. Consistently good throughout and featuring Jeff Lynne’s distinctive, orchestrated rock sound, the album was also ELO’s most popular to date. It features three singles: “Livin’ Thing” (#13 Dec.) (“It’s a terrible thing to lose”), “Do Ya” (#24 Mar. 1977), and “Telephone Line” (#7 Sep. 1977) as well as several other good rock-’n’-roll songs, notably “Rockaria” and “So Fine”. My two favorites from the album were “Livin’ Thing”  (“I’m taking a dive”), a nice lively upbeat song, and “Do Ya” (“Do ya, do ya, want my love”), an excellent rock-’n’-roll song. I bought this album in 1977 and played it constantly.

Peter Frampton released the highly successful live double album Frampton Comes Alive in early 1976. The album spent 10 weeks at #1 and spawned three top-20 hits in 1976, “Show Me the Way” (#6 May), “Baby, I Love Your Way” (#12 Aug.), and “Do You Feel Like We Do” (#10 Nov.). The album was one of the first live albums I can remember where the music quality was actually quite good. Nonetheless, while I

enjoyed the three hit songs from the album, particularly the long version of “Do You Feel Like We Do” as well as another album cut “Shine On”, the rest of the double album was underwhelming for me and didn’t live up to its popular hype.

My Favorite Songs in 1976

 1. Hotel California – Eagles

 2. Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

 3. Crazy on You – Heart

 4. Carry on Wayward Son – Kansas

 5. More Than a Feeling – Boston

 6. Don’t Fear the Reaper – Blue Öyster Cult

 7. Rock’n Me – Steve Miller Band

 8. Foreplay/Long Time – Boston

 9. Dream On – Aerosmith

10. Magic Man – Heart

 

Other rock songs that I enjoyed included:

 

Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” (#9 Apr.) (“So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?”) was one of the best songs of the year – a rock-opera hit featuring great guitar and contrapuntal vocals that was great fun even after multiple listenings. The song has the rare distinction of actually charting 16 years later and reaching #2 on the charts after it was featured in the movie Wayne’s World. Queen also had the very good song “Somebody to Love” (#13 Jan. 1977) (“can anybody find me somebody to love?”), which featured some great singing by Freddie Mercury and the rest of Queen as well as the excellent single “You’re My Best Friend” (#16 July).

 

Blue Öyster Cult had their first hit and best song with “Don’t Fear The Reaper” (#12 Oct.), which is one of my favorites of 1976. It was the source material for a great SNL skit in the 1990s featuring Christopher Walken as the music producer who demands “more cowbell” from band member Will Ferrell.

 

Boston-based Aerosmith had its first two top 10 hits with its re-release of the 1973 song “Dream On” (#6 Apr.) (“Dream until your dream comes true”) in 1976 and the release of “Walk This Way” in November (#10 Jan. 1977), two of the best songs the group has ever done. “Sweet Emotion”, which barely made the top 40 in 1975, was another excellent Aerosmith song that received more airplay in 1976, because of the group’s newfound popularity. While having their own distinctive style, both musically and vocally, Aerosmith’s early hits reminded me of an American version of Led Zeppelin.

Gordon Lightfoot had the lengthy epic song “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” (#2 Nov.), one of those rare recordings that tells a riveting story through an excellent song.

“Carry on Wayward Son” (#11 Feb. 1977) (“Don’t you cry no more”) by Kansas was a great rock song. Taken from the 1976 Leftoverture album, the single was released in December 1976 and became the trademark hit for the group and is among my favorites.

Gary Wright had two very catchy pop-rock singles – the synthesizer heavy “Dream Weaver” (#2 Mar.), and “Love Alive” (#2 July) (“My heart is on fire, my soul’s like a wheel that’s turning”).

“Love Is a Drug” (#30 Mar.) by Roxy Music from England was an interesting art-rock song that presaged the beginning of new wave in 1977.

English rockers Foghat had their best song “Slow Ride” (#20 Mar.) (“Slow ride, take it easy”) with a unique pacing and rhythm for a hard rock song. Later, they had the catchy “Fool for the City” (#45 July).

Thin Lizzy from Dublin had their first and only major U.S. hit “The Boys Are Back in Town” (#12 July).

Manfred Mann had a huge comeback hit in late 1976 when they successfully covered Bruce Springsteen’s “Blinded by the Light” (#1 Feb. 77). This was the group’s first top 40 hit since “Mighty Quinn” in 1968.

And speaking of comebacks, “Rock and Roll Music” (#5 Aug.) by The Beach Boys was an excellent remake of the Chuck Berry classic and was The Beach Boys’ first top 40 song in nine years. Technically, The Beatles also had a comeback hit except it was just a re-release of an album cut from the 1966 album Revolver, “Got to Get You into My Life” (#7 July). That the song was a re-release of a 10-year-old song as a single and still made the top 10 is a good indication of the dearth of strong rock songs in 1976.

The longtime British artist Cliff Richard had fourteen #1 hits in the U.K. but had never had a top 20 hit in the U.S. However, with “Devil Woman” (#6 Sep.) (“She’s just a devil woman, with evil on her mind”), Richard finally had an American hit single and a pretty good one at that. “All By Myself”

Music in 1976 raises an interesting “chicken or the egg” question. Did so many songs seem depressing to me because I was feeling down in the dumps during much of 1976 or was I depressed because there were so many dreary songs? While logic says that it was the former, some of the songs didn’t help matters much. Songs about breakups, relationships on the rocks or loneliness were particularly difficult for me to listen to even though I will admit that a few of them were good songs. Consider some egregious examples from 1976:

“If You Leave Me Now” (#1 Oct.), Chicago – “If you leave me now, you’ll take away the greatest part of me, ooh no, please don’t go…you’ll take away the very heart of me.”

“Here Comes Those Tears Again” (#23 Mar. 1977), Jackson Browne – “Here comes those tears again, just when I was getting over you, just when I was going to make it thru another night without missing you.”

“You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine” (#2 Sep.), Lou Rawls – “Late in the midnight hour, baby (you’re gonna miss my lovin’). When it’s cold outside (you’re gonna miss my loving’), you’re gonna miss, you’re gonna miss my lo-o-ove.”

“The Pretender” (#58 June 1977), Jackson Browne – “And when the evening rolls around, I’ll go home and lay my body down, and when the morning sun comes streaming in I’ll get up and do it again, Amen… Caught between the longing for love and the struggle for the legal tender... Out into the cool of the evening strolls the pretender.”

“Kiss and Say Goodbye” (#1 July), The Manhattans – “This has to be the saddest day of my life... I’m gonna miss you, I can’t lie (I’m gonna miss you), Understand me, won’t you try (I’m gonna miss you) It’s gonna hurt me, I can’t lie (I’m gonna miss you)...Let’s just kiss and say goodbye.”

“Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word” (#6 Dec.), Elton John – “What I’ve got to do to make you love me, what I’ve got to do to make you care...it’s sad, so sad, it’s a sad sad situation.” (To make matters worse, this song featured a VERY dreary vocal style and music.)

“It’s Over” (#38 May), Boz Scaggs – “Why can’t you get it thru your head, it’s over, it’s over now. Yes, you heard me clearly now I said, it’s over, it’s over now.”

“She’s Gone” (#7 Oct.), Hall and Oates – “Everybody’s high on consolation. Everybody’s trying to tell me what is right for me, yeah, I need a drink and a quick decision. Now it’s up to me. Ooooh, what will be. She’s gone, oh why, oh why, I better learn how to face it, she’s gone, she’s gone, oh why, oh why, I’d pay the devil to replace her, she’s gone, she’s gone oh why, what went wrong?”

This last song caused me to trash one clock radio when I woke up to this song a few mornings after Molly and I broke up in November 1977. (At least, I was angry instead of depressed!).

But the king of depressing songs in 1976 was the Eric Carmen hit “All By Myself” (#2 Mar.):

When I was young
I never needed anyone
and making love was just for fun.
Those days are gone.

Living alone
I think of all the friends I’ve known,
but when I dial the telephone
Nobody’s home.

All by myself
Don’t want to be all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don’t want to live all by myself anymore

This song should come with a warning: “Do not listen to when all alone in your apartment!” Fittingly, Carmen had the follow-up hit  “Never Gonna Fall in Love Again” (#11 July), to which my response was, “Well yeah, particularly if you depress everybody.”

Disco, Funk and Soul

While most disco songs were pretty bad, there were a few exceptions. My favorite disco songs were by artists that were not disco acts per se.  The best was “December 1963 (Oh What a Night)” (#1 Mar.) by the Four Seasons, a catchy comeback song for Frankie Valli on the heels of “Who Loves You” (the Four Seasons’ first disco hit) in late 1975. My other favorite disco hit was “Love Hangover” (#1 May) (“I don’t want to get over”) by Diana Ross probably indicating my general preferences for ’60s artists.

But the rest of disco was pretty dismal. Among the most popular, but still bad, a faux classic  “A Fifth of Beethoven” by Walter Murphy (#1 Oct.), the instrumental disco song that certainly had Beethoven “rolling over” in his grave, yet another KC and the Sunshine Band disco hit “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty” (#1 Sep.), and “Love to Love You Baby” (#2 Feb.), the orgasmic first hit by the “Queen of Disco” Donna Summer.

Fortunately, funk and soul music was quite a bit better. War had their best song with the mellow and picturesque “Summer” (#7 Sep.) (“Riding round town with the all the windows down...Yes it’s summer, my time of year”). Earth, Wind and Fire had yet another excellent funk and soul hit “Getaway” (#12 Oct.) featuring their unique harmonies. Brothers Johnson had the soulful “I’ll Be Good to You” (#3 July). And my favorite funk song of the year was “Play That Funky Music” (#1 Sep.) by Wild Cherry that would get even the most reclusive types on the dance floor.

The Bad

Unfortunately, there were a number of bad songs, even beyond disco.  Captain and Tennille did such a saccharine version of  “Muskrat Love” (#4 Nov.), I found myself pining for the original by America, even though it was never a favorite of mine. The Carpenters destroyed a nice Herman’s Hermits hit “There’s a Kind of a Hush” (#12 Apr.). Barry Manilow sang “Tryin’ to Get the Feeling Again” (#10 May) and I sorely wished he wouldn’t try! Then, there was the #1 song of the year “Afternoon Delight”

(#1 July) which took saccharine to new heights both musically and lyrically – “Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight...skyrockets in sight, afternoon delight.” But perhaps the worst song of the year (if you can call it a song) was C.W. McCall’s “Convoy” (#1 Feb.), which combined trucker C.B. slang with a silly tune. I can still remember one of my friends putting that on the jukebox at our favorite pizza joint at Brown and having some woman scream out, “What asshole put that song on?!”

*****

Despite the bad and dreary songs, 1976 was a decent year for music. For the Eagles, Steve Miller, Boston and Heart, their 1976 records ultimately represented the best of their careers. And there was promise that 1977-1978 would be even better with a new album, Rumours, on the way from Fleetwood Mac, and several new wave groups, The Police, the Talking Heads and the Cars, beginning to gain in popularity. In 1977, rock would be taking a new turn and in December 1977, I learned I would be heading west to Stanford Business School and a new chapter in my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

North Coast Posse and the Browns March on Baltimore

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Q:  All things considered, not a bad way to start the season. What did you think about Kizer's debut and the rest of the offense?

Big$: I'm sure he would love to have the interception back, and he definitely held on to the ball a bit too long on occasion, but a lil film study will iron those wrinkles. Outside of that he showed off an NFL ready cannon and was putting the ball on the money. Plus, he looked like the statuesque AFC north behemoth QB behind center. I think Hue is all in on him which is key, if he can mitigate the hits he was taking (not playing a bunch of degenerate yinzers will help) it should be a fun year.

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  Despite Kizer’s promise, if this offense is going to click, it needs to get the running game going.  Isaiah Crowell had just 33 yards in the opener, averaging less than 2 yards per carry, and the team had just 57 yards total.  The game only gets harder when Kenny Britt, the purported replacement for Terrelle Pryor, is dropping passes, like he did on a key third down last week.  Rookie David Njoku did snag a couple passes, and fellow tight end Seth DeValve emerged as trusted target for Kizer, but the receiving core really needs to step up and aid in Kizer’s development.  

Q:  Thoughts on the D holding the Steelers to 14 points?

K-Dubs, the Soldier:  I hate to play the “yeah, but” game, but if not for truly scrumtrulescent Antonio Brown, Pittsburgh was doing nothing on offense.  If you take away his numbers, the Steelers had just 81 yards passing.  And Le’Veon Bell was a nonfactor.  The D also held tough on a couple of key short-yard situations and picked off Big Ben on the goal line.  I truly believe this is the beginning of a defense that will get Browns fans barking again.
     
Big$:  My thoughts can be summed up in 2 words: Carl Nassib. Dude gets after it, I'm expecting more improvement from him over the next couple of weeks and then the big 9 and 1/2 sack game against the Bungles.

Q:  Vegas still isn't impressed. Browns were 9 point dogs last week and now 8 points against the Ravens? Do they cover? Could they win?

Big$:  Several times a year I sit in wonder at just how accurate the odds-makers out west are. The 8 point spread is about right especially if you're looking to lure the easily excitable Browns faithful into laying their mortgage on the Brown and Orange. With that said, anybody know a bookie????

K-Dubs, the Soldier: Take the points.  The Ravens defense forced 5 turnovers and registered 5 sacks in a 20-0 shutout of the hapless Bengals in the opener, and they will be taking on a rookie QB in Kizer.  No doubt, the offense will have some tough sledding on Sunday.  Baltimore’s offense, though, gained just 268 total yards, with only 111 yards in the air.  If the Browns could play the Steelers offense as strong as they did last week, I like their chances of bottling up a Ravens team that has Cleveland-reject Terrance West as its featured back.   

Q: Final question: Who is going to be missed more this season Terrelle Pryor or Kyrie Irving?

Big$:  Oh man, this rips me to the core. I can't imagine how beneficial TP would’ve been to Kizer's development, but he is outta site outta mind in "R word" football purgatory. Kyrie, on the other hand, will be in our face on the regular as a member of our closest conference rival. Therefore, the reluctant answer I must give is Uncle Drew. 


 

Baver's Buckeye Bag - Picking Through Oklahoma Debris and Army

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Colin: Ok, it's the question that's been asked a million times, a million different ways, but here goes: Oklahoma puts 10 guys on the line with one safety and we cannot complete a down field pass. This should be like shooting fish in a barrel. What the hell?

Baver: It’s several things… JT’s inaccuracy, JT not trusting his WRs, the WRs inability to get open, and the offensive game plan. There are HUGE problems with JT and the WRs, no doubt about it. And OSU’s all-time leading passer in several categories may soon find a seat on the bench. But the offense we saw Saturday night is still Urban’s…”same as it ever was…same as it ever was”. And the video on Eleven Warrior’s Ramzy Nasrallah’s Twitter Feed linked here >https://twitter.com/ramzy/status/906929593671712768 shows OU free safety Will Johnson knowing the precise rout Parris Campbell would run before Campbell even ran it. This is mind-boggling. But back to your comment about Oklahoma selling out to stop the run. Ohio State still ran the ball well, getting 101 yards off 16 carries between Dobbins and Weber. Why did they only have 16 combined carries? This is an Urban thing, and the extended 5 ½ year honeymoon officially ended for Urban this past Saturday.

Colin: Teams have adjusted to stop J.T. Barrett. The offensive numbers against Michigan, Clemson and Oklahoma are brutal. Let alone the fact Watson and Mayfield completely out played our QB. That is not the recipe for success. Is there any hope of a J.T. revival?

Baver: I was one of JT’s biggest supporters, and finally started to jump ship after re-watching the Indiana game. After watching the Oklahoma game twice, I have little hope for him. As mentioned before, it’s certainly not all JT’s fault, but his confidence is shot, reminding me a lot of Todd Boeckman’s downward spiral in 2008. If Urban sticks with JT, I will still root my ass off for him and hope I’m wrong.

Colin: Meanwhile, the defense hasn't exactly been kicking ass and taking names either. What do you see on that side of the ball?

Baver: The D-line is still fine, actually better than fine. The back-7 was horrendous Saturday. Losing Raekwon McMillian has hurt way more than I thought it would. Worley looked lost all night against OU, and preseason All-American Jerome Baker looked lost as well. I never saw this coming….not thinking a Greg Schiano defense would get shredded at any point this season. Damon Arnette making huge strides in the offseason? Not. JUCO transfer Kendall Sheffield the next great OSU corner? Far from it, so far. And the safeties appeared to be out of position much of the evening as Baker Mayfield carved up the entire back-7.

Colin: Does anything that happens against Army this weekend matter at all?

Baver: Who knows, maybe JT gets some confidence back, or maybe we get a look at Burrow or Haskins, possibly even in the first half. I loved how Jim Tressel bent over backwards to salute Navy when they came here, but actually playing these service academies is not good for your team. Gotta hope the Bucks avoid injuries facing Army’s blocking schemes, specifically cut blocks. And you have to spend all kinds of time stopping an offense you won’t see again during the season. Urban said they spent time in August preparing for Army, noting that you can’t play that kind of option attack with only one week of preparation. I do think however, that OSU covers the 30-pt spread in similar fashion to how they covered late against Indiana. I look for 4 or 5 second half Buckeye TDs after the Black Knights run out of gas. The call: 48-14 Ohio State.

Colin: What other games and lines will you be keeping an eye on this weekend?

Baver: Give me Tom Herman in the underdog roll every time….as the Longhorns visit USC in the Coliseum. Should be a good game, and I’ll gladly take Texas and the 16 pts there. USC made me pay last week, but I’ll try again. And I will stick with Oklahoma St again this week, laying 13 ½ pts at Pittsburgh. Seems like a lot of points on the road, but I’m still not convinced anyone outside of Alabama can slow down the Ok State offense. And I like Clemson -3 at Louisville, even though they are in a letdown spot after their win over Gus’ Auburn Tigers. Clemson is still loaded and I think will be too much for Lamar Jackson and the Cardinals.