Slayer Concert Review: Columbus, OH 11/12/2019 - by Kevin Montavon


The Slayer "Last Campaign Tour" rolled into Columbus on Tuesday, Nov 12th. Having seen them nearly every time they have played Columbus since 1986, but having missed their last stop here, as well as this tour being advertised as their final trek, I had to catch this show. When the opening acts were announced for the tour, there was one act that sold me on going. In the opening slot was Phil Anselmo, the former lead singer of Pantera, and his band The Illegals, performing for the first time in decades a full set of that band's songs. I was a huge Pantera fan in their heyday, seeing them 17 times in the course of 7 years, from 1991-98. I was unfortunately also present at The Alrosa Villa in December of 2004 when Pantera guitarist Dimebag Darrell Abbott was murdered onstage along with 3 others during a concert by his follow-up band Damageplan. My Pantera bonafides run deep. I don't listen to the band that much anymore but they still loom large in my concert history. So there was no way I was going to miss this show.

I had received word from friends who saw tour stops in other cities that Phil was hitting the stage at 5 minutes to 6:00, so I made sure I was inside Nationwide Arena by 5:45. I went straight to my purchased seat location, towards the back of the lower level and took my seat in a largely empty section. The cavernous Nationwide Arena had been scaled down to half-size for this show, and the upper level had been darkened and curtained off. The result was a smaller arena feel, while still providing a venue 3 times the size of Slayer's usual spot in town, the Express Live Indoor pavilion. The only other time I had seen Slayer in an arena over the years was in 1991, on the Clash Of The Titans tour with Megadeth, Anthrax, and Alice In Chains...a show where they turned the reserved seating Battelle Hall, in what is now the Columbus Convention Center, into a raging general admission mosh pit where security couldn't remove the rows of seating fast enough. The show tonight was far from sold out, but it was a respectable draw for a record-cold November weeknight, and still over twice the audience size that Slayer normally plays to in this market. In fact the only larger audience they have played to in Central Ohio was when they played the main stage at Rock On The Range in front of a full soccer stadium.


At 5:55 PM, the houselights fell and The Amboy Dukes' 1967 album track "Down On Phillip's Escalator (D.O.P.E.)" played over the PA, as The Illegals took the stage. When the song ended, Phil walked onstage with arms raised. Taking the mic he said, "This is for Dime and Vince [Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul Abott, also deceased]", and the band launched into Pantera's "Mouth For War". The still-filling general admission floor became an instant swirl of moshing, and the audience took over backing vocal duties flawlessly. The band was tight as could be with the lead guitarist in particular channeling his inner-Dimebag. As for the man of the hour himself, Phil has seen better days. His voice and stage presence are a mere shell of their former glory. At one time in the 1990's no one could touch Phillip Anselmo on the stage. While it was somewhat disheartening to watch him slowly walk back and forth, throwing his arms in the air as if trying to start a Metal wave in the cavernous hall, it was also a testament to his status as an elite frontman that even in his diminished capacity he could command the attention of every eye in the house. For pure nostalgia it was great. The audience continued to sing along with every song, to the point where Phil would just let them sing the chorus of many songs. After a far too short 7-song set, he bid us all a good night and asked us to help him "end this the right way" as we all sang together "And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven." Should Phil eventually decide to do a full Pantera revival tour with the other surviving member, bassist Rex Brown, I would be first in line for tickets.

Ministry was next. They too have a unique connection to Pantera history in Columbus. They played here on the same night Dimebag was murdered. I had to choose between going to The Newport that night for their show, or the cheaper priced Damageplan show. As they hit the stage this evening, I once again was lost in the throes of nostalgia, as at least half of their set was literally made up of the dance songs of my college years. Industrial bangers like "Burning Inside", "Thieves And Liars", and set closer "Jesus Built My Hot Rod" had me time-traveling to the late 80's and early 90's Ohio State south campus bar scene. They even found time to squeeze in the 1,000 Homo DJ's cover of Black Sabbath's "Supernaut", which went over great with the metalhead crowd. Newly sober frontman Al Jorgensen, author of one of the most absurd autobiographies in music history, actually appeared to be having fun on stage. Amazing.

Primus took the stage next. On paper, the band sticks out like a sore thumb on this lineup. But in execution, the audience loved them. It didn't hurt that the house had filled up considerably during the course of the two previous acts. They played a set of career highlights, but the funnest part of their set for me was when they covered "Cygnus X-1" by Rush. I had last seen Les Claypool and company all the way back in 1994 when they opened for Rush on the Counterparts tour, and I had witnessed my final Rush show in this very arena, so the moment was a bit surreal. They finished their set with their mid 90's MTV hit "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver", sending the masses on the floor into another whirlpool of moshing.

A large curtain was dropped to cover the stage, and after listening to most of AC/DC's "Back In Black" album over the PA, the moment had finally arrived...Slayer were about to begin their final set ever in Columbus. If I told you I didn't go total fanboy when their intro tape started, and began screaming "SLAAAAAYER" at the top of my lungs, acting like a 15-year old girl in the throes of Beatlemania, I would be lying.
Slayer, being the extraordinarily consistent band they have always been on the live stage, played a set of songs covering all eras of their career. The big chestnuts of their catalog, the material from their first 5 albums, were mostly saved for the second half of the set, resulting in a crowd that stayed hot throughout the entire night. Speaking of hot, the pyro budget for this tour must be outrageous, as blasts of fire and large banks of flames burned behind them for a significant part of the show. I could feel the heat all the way at the top of the scaled-down arena. It was quite kind of the guys to keep us all so warm on a freezing autumn evening.

When the last notes of "Angel Of Death" had faded, the guys remained onstage with the houselights up, interacting with fans, handing out guitar picks, drumsticks, setlists, etc. They stayed out there for an extraordinarily long time, even as many people filed out of the building. For most of this time, frontman Tom Araya stood motionless at the edge of the stage just staring at the audience and the arena, soaking it all in. He finally walked around onstage a bit with the other guys until they all eventually left him by himself to speak to us one last time. His voice cracked as he said, "Thank you for being a part of my life." The mood was very somber, and you could feel Tom's sincerity that this really was the end.

As I type this, rumors of a Mötley Crüe reunion tour are swirling for 2020, and The Black Crowes are already comfirmed for a reunion next summer as well, illustrating that no one ever stays retired in Rock. But if this was indeed Slayer's final show ever in the Buckeye State, then it was a fitting end to the decades of destruction they have wrought on the concert scene. Long live FUUUUUCKING SLAAAAAYER

The NCAA, Chase Young, The State of the Big 10 - Baver Answers Colin's Questions: Rutgers Week

Colin: I read an article recently that stated schools that work with the NCAA get punished worse than schools that defy them. OSU though seems to have dodged a bullet with Chase Young...a quick response from the NCAA and OSU not needing Chase against Maryland and Rutgers. Your thoughts? 

Baver: A lot of angles here..... 1 – Could OSU have had this info long ago, and buried it until after the Wisconsin game, knowing that a potential 2-gm suspension against Maryland and Rutgers would be meaningless? That is possible. 2 – Is this that big of a deal anymore with the NCAA opening the door for athletes to be paid for their name, image & likeness come 2023? Athletes should have been able to profit from these things long ago. It’s not the biggest deal, but if you break rules that you know exist, you have to deal with some consequences. 3 – Your point....does working with the NCAA actually make matters worse? It can and has. Missouri worked with the NCAA recently regarding an academic scandal and got hammered. With a similar academic scandal, North Carolina fought back and got a slap on the hand.

In regards to Chase Young himself, he seems like a good kid that made a questionable decision. There is probably some more to the story than what was reported to the NCAA, but that’s just a guess. I think Ohio St has taken worse than it deserved from the NCAA multiple times in the past, so maybe this is just karma coming back around.

Colin: Rutgers is so bad let's just skip to another question. 

Baver: You don’t want a breakdown of the mighty Scarlet Knights?

Colin: No. Why was LSU playing single coverage press defense up two scores with only 1:30 left allowing Alabama to hit an easy 85-yard TD making the game look much closer than it really was? Is this an SEC conspiracy?

Baver: Mind boggling. You don’t have to be a genius to know that you have to keep everything in front of you on that play. Yeah, it added 85 yards to the box score and made for a misleading final score. At least Bama still fell out of the top 4.

Colin: Meanwhile the Gophers rowed the boat and Sparty had an epic meltdown, what is the state of the Big Ten at this point? 

Baver: The Gophers are 81 pts better than the Vegas spread over their last 6 gms, covering all 6 spreads. But they are a dog at Iowa this week, and Kinnick Stadium is not an easy place to play, as Ohio St can attest to. Minny is obviously in the Playoff if it wins out. Question becomes if Minny, PSU or Ohio St win the B10 title game, but finish with 1 loss...do they get in? I think Ohio St probably would...not sure about Minny or the Nits. This despite the fact that every conference power ranking I have seen this year has the Big Ten 2nd behind the SEC in overall strength. Is the committee going to leave the Big Ten out of the playoff for a 3rd year in a row? I know Sparty and Ohio St embarrassed the conference in the 2015 & 2016 playoffs, but you can’t keep leaving the 2nd best conference out of a 4-team playoff. 

Sparty and the Huskers have disappointed, while Michigan has been Michigan. But Ohio St has been on another planet, Indiana has their best team in decades, Minnesota is 9-0, and Illinois has made huge strides. I’d say it’s a pretty good overall year for the B10.

Colin: As far as CFB rankings, it seems Clemson is a lock but all the other teams have serious work to do. How would you rank them this week?

Baver: I’d have LSU #1, Ohio St #2, and Clemson #3, same as the committee. #4 is a tough call. Oregon has the 2nd best overall schedule strength of the top 10 teams (behind LSU), so as of today, I’d give the Ducks the benefit of the doubt for the #4 slot. With as dominant as Bama has been (in games where they didn’t face LSU), I see little choice but ranking them #5 right now. But the Tide almost can’t move into the top 4 without a truckload of upsets. I would have Penn St at #6 based on a very strong overall SOS. 

Colin: I'm going to be in Pittsburgh this weekend where sports betting is legal, what games and lines should I be paying attention to? 

Baver: I’ve got one if you can hold your nose at the betting window. I still don’t think Michigan is all that, but Sparty is getting close to rock bottom, and is decimated with injuries. They are going to get waxed in Ann Arbor Saturday. I see most books currently have that line at UM -13½.  If you can get Michigan laying less than 2 TDs, that is a steal. 

Next best play I think is Indiana getting 14½ at Penn St. Horrible situations spot for the Nits, sandwiched between Minnesota and Ohio St. 

  

--Brent Baver and Colin Gawel

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Browns finally got a home win versus the Bills. Did you see any signs of improvement? What is still concerning?

In a vacuum where progressive commercials and SI covers do not exist, I would say a simple eye test points to improvement from 2018-2019. Last year in Oct/Nov, teams like the Chargers, Chiefs , Steelers, and Texans were flat out curb stomping Baker and the Browns. The Browns have clearly been more competitive this year against winning teams (even if the score doesn't always reflect it.. With that said....

What is concerning is that these "moral victories" could of been actual wins if the coaching and strategy matched the jump in roster talent. Freddie continues to coach on the fly, both in terms of weekly prep and in game situations. If he doesn't commit to a heavy run first philosophy against Pittsburgh, it will be abundantly clear that his naivety + stubborn nature make him an awful fit for NFL head coach.

It’s a short week coming into a “rivalry” game with the Steelers Thursday. Is this an advantage to either team and how important is it that the Browns win this game against a Steeler team with no Big Ben, AB or Levon Bell?


Piggybacking on the last answer, having less time for Fred to install nonsense is a complete advantage to the Browns. Here is to hoping that the super short week neuters his ego so that he will be forced to rely on the teams strengths and talents (ie run first, down hill football)

If you’d like to add my prediction, I’m staying positive and hoping the Browns ride the victory wave. The CH-unt combo pays big dividends: Browns 28 Steelers 14

Did the Committee get the first ranking right? LSU at Bama? Penn St at Minny? Baver Answers Colin's questions - Terp Week

Colin: Bucks #1 in the first playoff ranking. I know your own top 4 for the playoff ended up being the same as the actual ranking.... meanwhile the AP and coaches’ polls had OSU #3 and #4. Your thoughts?

Baver: Right now, Ohio St deserves the top spot over LSU. They Buckeyes have dominated opponents more so than the other top dogs, and their 8-game schedule has been tougher than that of every other undefeated team. Bama and Clemson have similar SOS rankings, but Bama hasn’t been challenged like Clemson was against a bad UNC team. So yeah, OSU at #1, LSU at #2, and Bama at #3 makes sense. And with Penn St’s wins over Iowa and Michigan, that got them in the #4 slot ahead of Clemson...again, the right call by the committee. 

The committee has never really cared where the AP and coaches rank teams. Clemson is top 4 in both the AP and Coaches Poll, and I think the committee asked each other, “Why? Because they won the title last year?” We are two months into the 2019 season....it’s the 2019 body of work that should be evaluated, which is why the committee waits until November to release a ranking. 

Of course, the LSU-Bama winner will be #1 next week, so OSU’s #1 ranking will be short lived, and Clemson will be top 4 next week after they roll over NC State.

Colin: Seems to be lots of chatter in Columbus that as long as Ohio State wins the Big Ten Championship, they could survive a loss at Michigan and still make the playoffs. Is that wishful thinking?

Baver: That’s definitely a possibility if that’s OSU’s only loss. I think a 12-1 OSU team would still have a decent chance of trumping a 12-1 conference winner from the Big 12 or Pac 12.

Colin: This Buckeye team was on fire heading into the 2nd bye week of the season. Is there any fear that the time off followed by two inferior opponents will take the edge off how well they have been playing? 

Baver: I fear that this Buckeye team could have peaked too soon, but I don’t think the layoff or inferior competition is too much concern. And when they get supplanted from their #1 slot by the Bama-LSU winner, that should provide a bit of motivation.

Colin: Last year the turtle torched the bullets to the tune of 51 points. Do you think they studied that film on the break and what should we expect this year? 

Baver: They may have spent some time on last year’s game film, but a year ago it was Greg Schiano’s defense against Matt Canada’s offense. Those guys have moved on, and OSU’s margin of victory in this one will be much closer to Vegas’ 43½-pt spread than OSU’s 1-pt win at Maryland last November. This game has blowout written all over it; I’ve got it Ohio St 55 Maryland 7.

Colin: Around the Big Ten, is this the biggest home football game in Minnesota history? Can the Gophers get it done? Does it even matter? 

Baver: It’s the biggest game I can remember. You have to go back to 1941 to find a Gopher team that started 8-0. PJ Fleck has done an unbelievable job so far, with Minnesota’s ascent being similar to the quick rise WMU saw under Fleck in Kalamazoo. Does it matter? Minnesota’s SOS rating is somewhere around 80th best in the country, so you have to take that 8-0 record with a grain of salt. I like Penn St laying the 6½ here. Too much talent differential.

Colin: Meanwhile Joe Burrow vs Saban in Tuscaloosa this Saturday at 3:30. Thoughts on that game and playoff implications for the loser.

Baver: The average total points scored per game over the last 5 Bama-LSU games is 30.6, yet the over/under for this game is 63. LSU finally has a big-time offense, and they’ve tailored it to match Burrow’s skill set. And this Tide defense hasn’t been up to typical Bama standards with injuries taking their toll. Will Tua play, and if so, will be slowed by that ankle? Obviously, that’s key. Bama’s wide receivers are far better than any other group in the country, and I think that’s also key in this one. But I don’t think I’d lay 6½ here unless I was pretty sure Tua was close to 100%. 

I saw a prop bet a few days ago giving odds on the loser of the LSU-Bama game making the playoff. The odds basically translated to the loser of this game having a 30% chance of making the playoff. I don’t necessarily have a problem with that happening, especially if we see 2-loss teams winning power conference title games.

—Brent Baver and Colin Gawel

 

 

Movie Review: Western Stars / Bruce Springsteen - by Ricki C.

Okay, first off, it’s not exactly a state secret that Bruce Springsteen is one of my top three Rock & Roll Heroes of all time, the other two being – for those of you scoring at home – Elliott Murphy and Pete Townshend. (And Townshend has been useless to me from pretty much 1973 on, right after Quadrophenia, and all of The Who’s successive letdowns, including this year’s 5,237th Farewell Tour.)

But I digress………

Even though Bruce is my hero, there are always letdowns lurking on the winding path of rock & roll, and Springsteen’s Western Stars record is certainly one of them. I fully admit I couldn’t possibly have heard the album for the first time under worse circumstances, on the Sirius/XM radio E Street channel during a long car ride. Dave Marsh and some other Sirius stiff played the record all the way through with commentary every three songs or so, the commentary running largely to, “Oh, those songs were SO wonderful, showing the influence of Jimmy Webb while retaining Bruce’s genius for lyric writing; Oh, THAT set of songs was SO magnificent, evoking the mysteries of the landscape of the Southwest, mirrored through Bruce’s genius;” and, finally, “Oh, that closing group of songs were THE BEST songs ever written in the Sunshine Pop style of 1960’s California, only these were better because they grew from the mind & soul of Bruce’s genius.”

Truthfully, all I heard on that first car radio listen – and subsequent listening’s at home – was a fairly melodically boring record and not ONE great line of Springsteen lyrics. And don’t get me wrong, I FULLY appreciate and love that Bruce tried something different with this album – a unified set of songs, a sort of meditation on stalled stardom & The Southwest – I just think he pretty much dropped the ball on the TUNES, ya know?

Which brings us to the movie that premiered a coupla Friday’s ago: My thought was, “GREAT, I can see Bruce and some musicians with an accompanying string section play the songs LIVE, live is always the best way to experience Springsteen music.” But by halfway through the film (and believe me boys & girls, it’s a FILM, not a MOVIE; important distinction, MOVIES are oftentimes fun, films are almost uniformly boring) I found myself dozing off in my comfy Gateway Film Center seat. The songs – and, problematically, the Bruce commentary accompanying the songs – were just as boring live as they were on record. And all of those stock cinematic shots of horses running majestically through Southwest desert landscapes didn’t exactly liven things up.

Then, at the end, as a coup de grace, Bruce & the band undercut the entire premise of the Western Stars concept by essaying a cover of “Rhinestone Cowboy,” the Glen Campbell hit from 1975. THAT was when it hit me, “Damn, this lightweight Larry Weiss middle-of-the-road pap-pop tune from the mid-70’s is BETTER IN EVERY WAY than ANY of the songs from Western Stars: WAY more melodically memorable; sharper – if not exactly BETTER – lyrics; and far more FUN than anything else Bruce had trotted out in the previous 60 minutes.” And “Rhinestone Cowboy” is a TERRIBLE song that I turn off every time it comes on any of the oldie radio stations I have programmed in my car (and there are – I fully admit – a LOT of oldie radio stations programmed in my car).

One of the first – and, retrospectively, best – rock & roll lessons Willie Phoenix taught me when we met way back in 1978 was, “Never end a set of original songs with a cover, because then you’re just admitting you couldn’t come up with anything better than something that already existed.” I wish Springsteen had honored that sentiment in Western Stars.

Bruce, I’m eagerly lookin’ forward to What’s Next. – Ricki C. / November 1st, 2019.

a couple of videos to illustrate my point…….

I really believe either one of the GREAT 1960’s Jimmy Webb/Glen Campbell collaborations “Galveston” or “By The Time I Get to Phoenix” would have illustrated the “Sunshine Pop” connections to Western Stars better than this easy-listening pop song, and still would have kept the Western theme going.

Look ‘em up, cats & kittens.