The Kids & Dogs Made Me Do It - by Andra Gillum


The Kids & Dogs Made Me Do It!
by Andra Gillum

As adults, we prefer to stay in our comfort zone.  By then, we’ve all made plenty of mistakes.  We have learned from them, but we have also felt their pain.  This makes us cautious and sometimes afraid to fail.  We always have one foot on the brake.

Children still see the world without limits. I love that my son is planning on being an NFL running back, and my daughter looks forward to her career as a famous recording artist.  Kids don’t consider what might go wrong.  Their foot is on the gas!

I always dreamed of writing and publishing a book. Like many adults, I was afraid take a chance.  I didn’t want to embarrass myself, or feel the sting of failure.   This is the story of how my kids and my dogs inspired me to take a chance.  This is the story of how Doggy Drama was born…

When my husband and I were first married, we got a puppy named Riley.  This was before kids (BK), so she was our whole world!

We showered her with gifts and treats and attention!  She got more walks than any dog deserves.  Riley had it all.

After a few years, we decided to have kids. Human kids to be more specific.  First we had a son and then a few years later, a daughter.  We still gave Riley plenty of attention, but clearly it wasn’t the same.

In my defense, I did have a toddler and a baby in the house, but Riley never complained.  At least, not to my face.

A few more years down the line, the kids convinced us to get a new puppy.  In hindsight, we didn’t even consult Riley!  

Little Lucy is a West Highland terrier, just like Riley.  But, unlike Riley (who’s getting a little older), she’s full, full, full of energy!  

Riley tried to act like our new addition didn’t bother her, but she’s not a very good actress.  She just had that annoyed look on her face.

I started to notice them fighting.  Literally.  They would growl at each other, paw at each other, bark and bite each other!  You could hear their teeth, snap, snap, snap!

It really struck me as funny how they fought like any two sisters. They were just like the kids.  I started to write down my observations.  Over time, it evolved into a story.

The idea was that even dogs struggle with sibling rivalry!   It’s nice to be the center of attention, but it usually doesn’t last.  The “new kids” stole all the attention.   Poor Riley felt kicked to the curb!

I named my story Doggy Drama, but it sat on my computer for months.  I have always dreamed of publishing a children’s book.  Now I had a great story, but I was still dragging my feet.

What if I only sold 16 copies… all to close family?  What if I did a book reading and only the crickets showed up?  Would I be left with a garage full of books?

My kids are the ones who convinced me to go for it!  They were reading the manuscript over my shoulder one day as I was editing it.  Kids are great motivators!  Their enthusiasm was contagious!  After all, it wasn’t about writing a best seller.  I was about fulfilling a dream!

I found a small publisher called Mascot books who was willing to work with me and help me find an illustrator.  That was a long process.  I had to find an illustrator with a style that fit my book, and someone who was willing to draw the pictures the way I wanted them to look.

Once we found an illustrator, it was a long process of laying out the storyboard, turning sketches into final drawings, choosing colors, choosing a cover, making final edits, and then putting it all together!  

The publishing process took a full year.  It was a fun process, but certainly tougher than I expected!

Last fall, Mascot Books released my first children’s book called Doggy Drama.  I spent a fun year visiting schools, sharing the books and getting inspired by the students!   They suggested I write a sequel and this fall, the sequel Puppy Drama was released!  

The past few years have been a fun journey.  I’ve taken chances, stepped outside of my comfort zone, and learned a lot along the way.  The best part is that it was all inspired by my kids and my dogs.  Just don’t tell them.  Otherwise, they’ll start fighting over who deserves the most credit!

Learn more about the books and order a personalized copy at www.doggydrama.com.  Or, pick up your copy of Doggy Drama or Puppy Drama today at everyone’s favorite local coffee shop - Colin’s Coffee.  I might see you there.

I guess I have my kids and my dogs to thank for bringing my books to life.  Just don’t tell them or they’ll start fighting over who deserves the most credit.

Andra Gillum is a free-lance writer from Upper Arlington, Ohio, and the author of Doggy Drama and Puppy Drama.  Send your comments and feedback to andra@doggydrama.com.  

Big $ Guarantees Cleveland Victory Against Pats and Amin ElHassan

follow @northcoastposse    The NCP are a top five Browns twitter follow.

So at NCP headquarters, we've faced a barrage of questions about phantom fumbles, ridiculous pass interference calls, and maddening taunt flags.

My response: We're onto New England

The time for "woe is me" attitudes and desperation died on 6/19/16 (or earlier if you're a Stipe truther like myself). Kyrie stabbed the curse straight through its black heart and left it to die on the streets of San Francisco. From here on, tough luck is just that, tough freaking luck.

Along those lines, growing pains and bumps in the road should be expected with a team this young who just had to thrust a rookie 3rd string qb in to action light years before he was ready. I'm also not altogether sure that a year of learning experiences isn't better in the long run for this team than a freak wild card appearance.

This is not the Johnny/Farmer era, it's not D.A. and a bunch of 1st round divas (sorry K Dub). Hell, it's not even the Holcomb/Green squad. This is a young, well-coached team with a purpose. The turning point is near and when it gets here , Brian Billick can kiss my a**.

So with that said, I'm going to put my $ where mouth is and GUARANTEE A BROWNS VICTORY against the mighty Pats this Sunday.

I urge other Browns fans to leave the curse deep in the rear view mirror and jump on this bandwagon. The payoff is coming and it's gonna be sweet.

.....Now to address the D-lister in the room

Mr. Amin ElHassan (@AminESPN ) continued his shade parade on the city of Cleveland, and this week even decided to take shots at me and little ole Pencilstorm.com. Let me remind Mr. ElHAssan, that he is a stubbed toe away from emailing the powers here at the 'Storm begging for a spot covering CSU hoops. He is not exactly an ESPN institution, nor is he particularly good at his job ( see his 2016 NBA  Eastern Conference playoff picks).

He should spend more time thanking the Good Lord, that @stugotz790 allows him to muck up his show every few weeks in the winter and less time trolling Ohioans.

With that, I say good day and Go Browns

Big $ is one half of the North Coast Posse. K-Dubs was off this week as it was his turn to host the Pencilstorm tailgate before Browns v Pats.

Just To Be Clear: Watershed Didn't Cancel, We Got Cancelled - by Colin Gawel

I've been getting lots of messages about Watershed not performing on the long-awaited bill with The Fags in Detroit Saturday night. To be clear, we did not cancel the show, we got cancelled. The powers that be decided that a hobbled Watershed was better replaced than to perform. Even just third on the bill was a no-go. Sure, Joe O. couldn't leave his wife and young kids alone with a major hurricane bearing down on his home but Herb, Biggie,Rick K., Ricki C. and myself were one hundred percent committed to putting on a first class rock show for any fan who was making the trip to Motown. After all, this is our only scheduled show this year. We were amped. You saw Biggie's cool flyers and Watershed ARMY sticker he customized for the gig? We had to make every effort to pull this off at any cost. 

In fact, as early as Monday when the hurricane was just starting to threaten our rock n roll party, Herb and I swung into gear with nightly rehearsals to put together something different (and SPECIAL) on the small chance that Hurricane Matthew would hit Joe's house in Myrtle Beach Friday night. (I guess he could have flown back Thursday, but what kind of guy leaves his family alone with that kind of uncertainty hanging over their heads? Not Joe O.)

Anyway, after some fits and starts we locked into a 18 song, 40 minute buzz-saw set with no breaks. Biggie had some cool stage ideas & lights and even a video greeting from Joe to intro the show. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Would it have been as good as Watershed with the full line-up? No. But would it have been a unique little moment that Watershed fans would have enjoyed? I would like to think so, but now we'll never know. Though I'm obviously disappointed, it isn't our show so I respect the decision. Natural disasters aren't really something anybody plans for so things get tossed around. This storm is going to take lives, pets and property. I just lost a a few hours of raucous fun. No big deal in the big scheme of things.

Anyway, It's going to be an amazing night of rock n roll with or without Watershed.  Small's is an excellent venue and The Fags are truly, truly one of the best rock n roll bands you will ever see. Click here to check out their pledge music campaign and pick up their new record. Do it!

On the upside, the new Watershed single produced by Tim Patalan is available TODAY! So check it out here or on Spotify or whatever.

In case you were wondering, this is the non-stop medley we planned for Saturday night.

The Gear: One Telecaster, One 100 watt Marshall Cabinet and a drum kit right next to me at the front of the stage, bottled beer (brand TBA)

The Players: Herb Schupp and myself.

The Set: 

Words We Say/Broken/Obvious/Small Doses/Mecurochrome/He's a Whore/Suckerpunch/Romantic Noise/Breaking the Habit/Superstressed/Nightshade/New Depression/How Do You Feel?/Hey Lydia/Manifesto/Best is Yet to Come/ Black Concert T Shirt/ Over Too Soon.

Encore: Drink more beer and watch The Fags.

 

Is Indiana a Trap Game for OSU? Baver Answers

Colin: Anything noteworthy about the destruction of Rutgers or just business as usual?

Baver: Not much to report….almost flawless domination after the first 5 minutes of the game. Schiano knows how to make the right adjustments rather quickly. Rutgers is horrible, but it’s still pretty amazing how dominant this Buckeye team has been this early on with all the talent lost from last year’s squad.

Colin: Is anybody going to be able to touch JT Barrett's records when he is all finished at OSU?

Baver: If Barrett stays healthy and comes back for ’17, his career records are going to be ridiculous. Hell, they’ll be ridiculous without a 4th year. But, as long as Urban Meyer is here, and as long as the rules don’t change to slow down tempo offenses, I’d say no Ohio State offensive records are safe.

Colin: The Big 12 plays ZERO defense and Oklahoma gave up 49 points last week to TCU. Does this take some luster off of our win? 

Baver: I think’s a win’s a win…and that one was against a Top 25 team on the road. Let’s just hope Oklahoma doesn’t screw around and lose to a very bad Texas team again.  

Colin: On to this week's game. Indiana gave us fits last year, is coming off a win over Sparty and the Bucks have a huge road game at Wisconsin next week. Isn't this the textbook recipe for a trap game?

Baver: Yep…and the Buckeyes are overdue to show some chinks in the armor….every team does at some point, even Bama. I don’t think this one goes down to the wire like last year, but I tend to think Indiana hangs around awhile like they normally do against Ohio State.

Colin: As talented as this team is, history shows that going undefeated is extremely rare and young teams do have let downs. What remaining games are you most concerned about? 

Baver: Wisconsin and Michigan. I’m afraid many of the players may think they can just waltz into Camp Randall and hammer Wisconsin at night like they did Oklahoma on the road. Maybe that will happen, but that place is going to be a lot crazier than Norman was, and Urban now has to keeps egos in check. The Michigan game will be tighter this year, I believe. I think Ohio State hammers Sparty in East Lansing.

Colin: Nationally, which teams are the best and/or worst match up should the Bucks make the playoff?

Baver: Alabama has had their fair share of problems against mobile QBs in the past, so JT Barrett could cause them some problems. On the flip side, I think Bama’s power/run game could be a problem for OSU. I’d much rather play a team that leans on an air attack over the run, as I think the Buckeye pass D is second to none. But overall, I think this Buckeye team is diverse, and when you give Meyer extra time to prepare, I think this team matches up favorably against anyone.

Colin: Give us an update on your picks to date and what games/lines will you be keeping an eye on this weekend?

Baver: Got 2 out of 3 last week to bring my stellar record on the year to 6-10; how ‘bout that? I like Ohio State 35-14, pulling away in the 2nd half. So Indiana plus the 29 is probably the wise play. Rutgers is in for their 2nd beatdown in as many games, and maybe another shutout. Take Michigan laying the 29 ½ at Rutgers. Brady Hoke has not been the answer as Oregon’s new DC, as Oregon’s D still can’t stop anybody. Washington takes a hammer to Oregon in Eugene…take the Huskies and lay the 9 there.

 

What Francona Can Learn from Buck's Britton Blunder - by Colin Gawel

I recently finished the book "Ahead of the Curve - Inside the Baseball Revolution" by Brian Kenny. It was one of the best books on baseball I have ever read. It lays waste to old school baseball thinking - that in light of new information - just doesn't make sense anymore. I could go on and on, and if you have had the misfortune of sitting next to me in the past month, chances are I have gone on and on about dispelling one baseball myth after another. But for the purposes of this tidy essay, let's focus on just two ways "conventional" baseball wisdom hurts a team's chance to win: bullpen use and the preference of "Starting Pitchers" to "Bullpenning." 

Tuesday night, Orioles manager Buck Showalter left his best pitcher - the top relief pitcher in all of baseball, Zach Britton - on the bench to watch inferior O's pitcher Ubaldo Jimenez give up a game-winning 3 run HR in the bottom of the 13th inning. The Orioles season was over and their best pitcher never even got in the game. Or - to put it another way - Jimenez gave up 3 runs in that one inning, Britton only gave up 4 runs ALL SEASON. 

Now, Showalter is a fine manager and fairly progressive-thinking one at that, so I apologize for singling him out, but he fell victim to the myth of saving his best pitcher to close out the game once they had a lead. I won't bore you with numbers, but it is a fact that the moment when the game is on the line could be the 4th inning or 9th or 13th. The situation dictates the level of importance. Somehow, it has become conventional thinking that you save your closer for the end. Managers rarely take heat for this poor strategy (or bunting for that matter) so they continue to do it. This time, at least people are questioning Buck's decision, which shows a little progress from the sports media concerning baseball analytics.

In fact, one day, in the not too distant future, the baseball dugout will have an "Analytics" coach that simply runs the numbers and tells the manager, "the computer says now is the best time to put in Britton", no matter what the inning.  This not only will increase the team's chances for victory but provide a scapegoat for the manager if the move backfires. "I went with the nerd on that decision so why don't you ask him?" It's sort of like an offensive coordinator in football, a little fire wall between the head coach and unemployment line. 

Kenny points out in his book that using relievers in such a narrow fashion is unique to the past twenty years. In the '70's teams like the Yankees, Dodgers, and A's would regularly insert their "Closers": Sparky Lyle, Mike Marshall and Rollie Fingers as early as the 4th inning. It's called the "Fireman Of the Year" award because these guys would put out fires. Not just pitch the 9th with a three-run lead and nobody on base. The top relief pitchers in baseball as recently as the '80's all pitched around 120 innings a year. Now it's down to about 70. Do the math, that's a lot of innings thrown by inferior pitchers. But easy saves make for big money and both players and agents get behind that. Less work and less stress for more pay? Sign me up. 

So what does this have to do with Terry Francona and the Cleveland Indians? With injuries to their pitching staff, the Tribe have turned to their own "Nuke LaLoosh," Trevor Bauer to start Game One against the far superior line-up of the Boston Red Sox. Trevor has good stuff but often comes unglued if he feels an umpire has missed a call. (Which happens all too often and can be fixed, but that's another story for a different time.) With Indians ace Corey Kluber set to pitch Game Two at home in Cleveland, a game one win would be huge. 

What we know for sure: every time a pitcher goes through a line-up, the next time around batters have more success; a third time even more. Once again, I'm not going to trot out numbers, it's just math. "Bullpenning" is a concept where no pitcher throws more than 75 innings and you make the opposing line-up face a new pitcher each time they bat around. In a perfect world, the Tribe would start their 3rd best reliever, bring in Baurer in the 4th and then go straight to their best pitcher, Andrew Miller, to close out the game from the 7th on. 

I know that scenario is too mind blowing for the 2016 baseball fan so I would suggest this. I would let Bauer go through the line-up one time and after that he would be on a very short leash. At the first sign of real trouble, go immediately to your best arm, Andrew Miller. Then work it out from there. If the Tribe can bullpen their way to a win in game one, you hand the ball to a true starting pitcher in game two. And Francona better tell Miller to plan on pitching both days. He is a grown man. He can handle it. The series takes an off day on Saturday.

Terry Francona is a smart cookie himself and has already been using Miller to get the important outs while using league average closer Cody Reed to mop up in the 9th inning. (click here to read the story) But sometimes, in the post season spotlight, progressive-thinking managers revert to conservative ways and in the blink of an eye, the season is lost. Look no further than Buck Showalter for proof of that. 

Colin Gawel wrote this at Colin's Coffee when he probably should have been cleaning. He loves playoff baseball but rarely sees the end of the games because they start and end too late.

WWE Clash of Champions - Best to Worst by Big Vin Vader

                     WWE Clash of Champions—Best to Worst   By Big Vin Vader  

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    So Clash of Champions, the first RAW-brand PPV was Sunday, and there were few surprises yet again.  Of course, in this case, that means that we were treated to a show that was stronger overall, with every match falling into place with a better sense of cohesion as well as coherence.  

THE BEST

The top match of the night was the Universal Title match, with Kevin Owens defending the belt against Seth Rollins.  Owens has had a great year, getting a much-deserved opportunity in the brand’s top spot following Finn Balor’s unfortunate injury.
    The fans are behind both Owens and Rollins, and they both have something to fight for, so there was a great story and a lot on the line going into the match.  On display from the first was the fact that both men are terrific mental and physical workers.  Rollins knew he could work at a faster pace, and Owens knew to work smart, targeting Seth’s reconstructed knee.  The entire contest was evenly matched, and the wrestlers pulled out all the stops in an impressively physical contest.
    The ending was cheap as hell, and I wouldn’t want it any other way from a great heel like Owens.  His best friend, Chris Jericho, ran out to distract Rollins, and encourage the champ.  After the ref got knocked out, JeriKO’s playing only got dirtier, allowing KO to put the challenger down with a pop-up Powerbomb once a new official was brought out.
    The finish was perfectly entertaining and showed just how well Owens can still draw heat to himself, even with the people so firmly behind him despite his heel status.

#2

Next in the rankings is the Women’s Title Triple-Threat between champion Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Bayley.  Before the match had even started there was little doubt that it would be one of the night’s best.  The Women’s division has been consistently stealing the show, and have particularly impressed with Triple Threats.
    Once again, there was a great story going in, dating back to all three women’s time in NXT, as well as the continuing rivalry between Sasha and Charlotte.  All three performers are among the most impressive athletes on either brand’s roster, and there was no chance of a subpar match.
    As expected, the action was non-stop from start to end, although much of it took place between Charlotte and Sasha, with Bayley spending a good deal of time out of commission.  Regardless, all three women put on a hell of an entertaining show, with a number of bright spots, particularly Charlotte landing a double moonsault on the challengers.  The finish was the only issue, coming pretty abruptly at the fifteen-minute mark; the match could easily have gone another five without overstaying its welcome.  Of course Charlotte retained the title, and there looks to be the possibility of a Sasha-Bayley feud.

#3

Ranking third was the final match in Cesaro and Sheamus’ Best of 7 series, which has provided more solidly entertaining matches than anyone expected.  None have been classics, but they’ve certainly not been wastes of time, and the stakes were high for the final match.  Cesaro rightly had the popular support, and a hell of a lot riding on the match’s outcome.
    We were treated to a surprisingly sound, incredibly enjoyable match full of stiff, physical work and plenty of back and forth intensity.  The story behind the bout was good, and both men truly came out looking great, impressing with their versatility.  Particularly impressive was Cesaro hitting a 619 midway through the contest.
Unfortunately, the match’s conclusion was meant to illustrate the tolls such physical work takes on the performers.  After a dive took both men over the barricade, the ringside officials determined neither was fit to perform.  Sheamus fought while being carried to the back and Cesaro made it back to the ring, ready to keep fighting.  It told a decent story, and both men looked like the determined fighters they proved themselves to be.  However, the no-contest achieved nothing, and if the series is to continue it seems unlikely that we’ll get a better match from the pair after this showing.  This was their crowning achievement together, and a real decision would have sealed the matter nicely.

#4

While I had high hopes for the Cruiserweight match between TJ Perkins and Brian Kendrick, I left somewhat underwhelmed.  It came out in the last week that Vince McMahon ordered the division to tone things down regarding both pace and aerial maneuvers, which hinders everything that made the Cruiserweight Classic among the best things I’ve seen all year.
    It was apparent that Vince’s edict had gone into effect, as the match was instantly less kinetic than the tournament.  There was a good deal less flying, and even the submissions and mat work seemed slower paced, leaving a more typical match albeit featuring heightened agility.  The crowd response was pretty muted, showing that the people knew something was up.  Perkins rightfully retained the title and will hopefully get the chance to put in more impressive work in the coming months.
    Don’t get me wrong, the match was not bad at all, it just wasn’t what I was expecting.  Both performers were capable of putting on a scorcher, but there was the sense that something was holding them back, yet it wasn’t either of their faults.  On any other card, this would have been a stand-out match, but it approached none of the heights of the CWC.  Perkins and Kendrick looked great, but I can only feel a bit disheartened that the division looks to be put under such a damper so quickly.

#5

The match between Sami Zayn and Chris Jericho was more-or-less a last-minute addition to the card, and there was little at stake.  However, I was looking forward to a solid contest between two of the roster’s best workers.  While I was a little unimpressed initially, the match slowly built itself up and grew on me.
    There was good work outside of the ring, and both performances were convincing and solid.  Jericho hit a Codebreaker, taking Zayn out, and robbing him of a much-needed win.  It was a decent match overall, not disappointing as it wasn’t one of the major features on the card, but rather because it could have been more impressive given the two involved.  It was a fun midcard affair that slightly overstayed its welcome given its slower first half.  However, both Jericho and Zayn are just so damn entertaining and likeable in the ring that I couldn’t really feel cheated.

#6

The US Title match between Roman Reigns and Rusev came second-to-last on the card, as well in rankings.  Their feud has been going for months with no end in sight, and Reigns has been juggling shots at the Universal and US titles for over a month.  The thing is, the crowd seems into Reigns in the midcard picture; he’s fine with most fans as long as he isn’t being pushed on them as the top star, and the company finally seemed to figure that out.  Given this, the outcome was hardly surprising.
    The match was fairly slow-moving for most of its runtime, although it was fairly physical.  Rusev doled out a beating to Reigns, impressing as always.  Naturally, even the Bulgarian Brute fell to Reigns’ spear, making the US Title the only one to change hands during the entire event.  Of course, much like the retention of the other belts, this change came as no surprise.  Much as I like Rusev, the crowd actually seemed cool with Roman taking the belt from him, which was certainly an interesting change of pace.

#7

Coming up last was the first match of the night, as well as the shortest overall: the Tag Team Title match between the New Day and Gallows & Anderson.  I don’t think anyone expected the New Day to lose the belts, especially with their record going so strong.  Of course, now that they have that record, they really should be made to fight for their position as champs, and Gallows & Anderson, shitty comedy skits aside, are the people to make them work for it.
    The challengers got things off to an impressive start, beating the champs down with some brutal shots.  Gallows & Anderson really did give the New Day a difficult time, making a number of smart tags and continuing to dominate the match.  Of course, after only six minutes the New Day made a comeback, putting Gallows & Anderson away and rendering their legitimate threat useless.  The match could have gone longer, particularly given how strongly it started, and Gallows & Anderson were once again left out to dry.

Summary and Grade

All that said, Clash of Champions was a much better show on the whole than Backlash.  While a few of the matches failed to impress, none felt like wastes of time, and not a single one was objectively bad.  Though even the best of the bouts weren’t match-of-the-year caliber, there were more good showings than SmackDown’s first PPV.
The titles and storylines were better established, and unlike Backlash, there was no rush to award new titles quickly.  The whole thing just reasserted why RAW is the signature brand, as well as the company’s favorite.  Overall, the card was booked far better, and the talent used in more constructive, and overall, satisfying ways.  
    If this is the way the company is handling the new PPV schedule following the brand split, then things are certainly looking up.  It wasn’t a great show, but it was a damn fine one.

In total, Clash of Champions was a 75/100.